Massage Parlor Reports

[Niteluvr]

[QUOTE=Shazbot1960; 1509946]

Had to run some errands today and thought I'd fit in some P4P but didn't know it would turn into a goddamn marathon:

Quiet revenge. Won't go into detail but the next person who attempts to flush the toilet is going to be in for one shitty surprise. I imagine the plumbing bill will cost much more than the $60 I didn't get back.

Nite, did you peform an upper decker? (use the tank as a toilet)

Not at all, just old plumber tricks.

[BozoBozo]

Card says the place is Nature Healthcare. There's a yinyang symbol in the window. Been there twice with similar results both times. Practitioner calls herself Linda, a pleasant and fit 40 something woman. A Fairly good massage with very good attention to the boys. Not any real direct and extended contact but a concerted effort to keep you inspired. She will hand you lube and encourage DIY on the flip when she sees you are excited, but will not assist directly although her hands were all over the balls if not the bat. Excellent clean up and attitude.

DIY is not normally my preference but my best experience with that has been here. She is definitely in the game with you.

[Craps7]

I have been remiss at not sharing a meeting I had with Sabrina Scott a month or so ago. Not a parlor, but an indy lady who works out of a house in Smyra and has a lot of good reviews. Reasonable 30 and 60 minutes (80/150). Very good looking lady a little older then pictures but great looking and huge boobs. Great massage, NE / SE and HJ / BBBJ. No FS as far as I can tell available. Very nice.

Pass the dice, new shooter cumming out.

[Niteluvr]

After all these hypes on the board this Judy begins to ring an alarm on my radar. Did a quick google search on this and two places popped up. Which is the one you guys are talking about?

Search in Lilburn.

[Sunkist]

After all these hypes on the board this Judy begins to ring an alarm on my radar. But I could not find the info of this spa. Could someone help me out?

East on Pleasant Hill. A few hundred yards before you hit US29, it's in the plaza on your right.

[Dirk69]

In my younger days I could do the Peter North thing (shoot 4-5 feet with accuracy) , but no more. 2- 2-5 is probably the norm now, on a good day. Feel free to play Taps. As I have said before, if a massage girl is pissing you off, suggest you aim your shortened trajectory for any electronics or other strategic items (posters, paintings, etc) that would be monetarily hard to replace or clean up. Not suggesting you be bitter, just suggesting you think clearly in the situation you encounter and aim accordingly.

Vette, not sure what you mean by the universal HJ sign. If you've already told the woman you'll splooge on her tits, then rear up and jizz on her face, not sure what the jackoff sign would insinuate after the fact. Did I miss something?

Haha. With the strategically aimed shots and quiet revenge, Nite sure is the wrong guy to piss off at an AMP. Girls beware!

[OldMassageGuy]

If she is not going to help, I doubt she is going to let you put icing on boobs. DIY and before you blow stand, aim and fire at something of significance. Then when done give the HJ sign again with a big smile on your face. If you have big balls like Nite, open the door and blow in the hallway, but that might be a little risky unless you want to run in the parking lot with your clothes under your arm.

In my younger days I could do the Peter North thing (shoot 4-5 feet with accuracy) , but no more. 2- 2-5 is probably the norm now, on a good day. Feel free to play Taps. As I have said before, if a massage girl is pissing you off, suggest you aim your shortened trajectory for any electronics or other strategic items (posters, paintings, etc) that would be monetarily hard to replace or clean up. Not suggesting you be bitter, just suggesting you think clearly in the situation you encounter and aim accordingly.

Vette, not sure what you mean by the universal HJ sign. If you've already told the woman you'll splooge on her tits, then rear up and jizz on her face, not sure what the jackoff sign would insinuate after the fact. Did I miss something?

[Galois Coho]

After all these hypes on the board this Judy begins to ring an alarm on my radar. Did a quick google search on this and two places popped up. Which is the one you guys are talking about?

Yes, I had Judy about a month ago. Cutest thing I've seen in all the Chinese-owned MP. There was a decent runner-up who worked in the MP right off of Jimmy Carter in the Hong Kong Supermarket plaza who did an excellent job of assisting DIY, but she didn't stay long. Very quiet, wore glasses, I'd say about mid 20s. She had the softest boobs.

[Galois Coho]

After all these hypes on the board this Judy begins to ring an alarm on my radar. But I could not find the info of this spa. Could someone help me out?

[Niteluvr]

Nope. Korean. What makes you say she'll do the deed if a monger is Chinese? I'm just curious.

During my long massage convo with her, it became evident she was pro-Chinese. However, being Asian, you might have a shot with her.

[Shazbot1960]

[QUOTE=Niteluvr; 1508777]Had to run some errands today and thought I'd fit in some P4P but didn't know it would turn into a goddamn marathon:

Quiet revenge. Won't go into detail but the next person who attempts to flush the toilet is going to be in for one shitty surprise. I imagine the plumbing bill will cost much more than the $60 I didn't get back.

Nite, did you peform an upper decker? (use the tank as a toilet)

[Sunkist]

Nite may be able to crack that nut with all his charm, bit I don't think the rest of us have a chance. I am 0-3 with her making me smile at the end. Massage is not bad though, so if it is convenient for you and you go in not expecting anything from her and just want a massage from a good looking young spinner, you should be fairly pleased.

Yes, I had Judy about a month ago. Cutest thing I've seen in all the Chinese-owned MP. There was a decent runner-up who worked in the MP right off of Jimmy Carter in the Hong Kong Supermarket plaza who did an excellent job of assisting DIY, but she didn't stay long. Very quiet, wore glasses, I'd say about mid 20s. She had the softest boobs.

[Sunkist]

Are you of Chinese descent? If so, Judy should take to you like a fat woman at a buffet.

Nope. Korean. What makes you say she'll do the deed if a monger is Chinese? I'm just curious.

[Niteluvr]

Have you been following me around? That is me. She still wouldn't shake Mr. Happy.

I hate that my posts are delayed.

Are you of Chinese descent? If so, Judy should take to you like a fat woman at a buffet.

[Niteluvr]

That is when you stand up and aim at something important in the room, or turn real fast and shoot on her and then give the HJ universal sign. Or if you have balls as big as Nite, open the door and blow it in the hallway.

In my younger days I could do the Peter North thing (shoot 4-5 feet with accuracy) , but no more. 2- 2-5 is probably the norm now, on a good day. Feel free to play Taps. As I have said before, if a massage girl is pissing you off, suggest you aim your shortened trajectory for any electronics or other strategic items (posters, paintings, etc) that would be monetarily hard to replace or clean up. Not suggesting you be bitter, just suggesting you think clearly in the situation you encounter and aim accordingly.

Vette, not sure what you mean by the universal HJ sign. If you've already told the woman you'll splooge on her tits, then rear up and jizz on her face, not sure what the jackoff sign would insinuate after the fact. Did I miss something?