Massage Parlor Reports

**Ocolumbo** · 08-05-12 06:14

Originally Posted by IslandBoy0071 [View Original Post]

Is Sara still at Oasis? Anyone know?

Heard Sara had some money monkey business with Michelle and split town. Depending on who you hear it from, either she stole outright or she did not. Don't matter now. Premature retirement? Whatever. I miss her cute hands and feet. Oh, STFU you sick pervert. LOL.

Heard Lily from Roses is there now.

**IslandBoy0071** · 08-05-12 03:12

Is Sara still at Oasis? Anyone know?

**Mazeno** · 08-04-12 15:09

Originally Posted by BlueBalls101 [View Original Post]

Thanks man. The names have changed so much but I guess they all stay in the same place it seems. Kison seems to be the only weird location now in that busy shopping center. Is there any still downstairs from Panda restaurant on Keeaumoku? And WTF I thought Pine Tree would always stay under the garage in that K-bar mall. Times have changed.

Ichiban is downstairs. Right between Shrimp and BBQ and Winner 8 there's a hallway that leads to the garage. On the far right is Ichiban. Have to walk up a small flight of stairs and there'll be a sign saying they are not a restaurant.

http://goo.gl/maps/VOyps

**PatrickVenice** · 08-03-12 01:06

Originally Posted by Mondo Badfoot [View Original Post]

Cruised over to Kison a couple of days ago- mid afternoon hoping to hook up with nasty Lily as I had fallen deeply in love with her on my last visit. Mama (not Chanel) told me she had her period- day off! As usual, love went out the window, and I asked for Monica- she had fallen in the kitchen and was bruised up! So I asked for Kiki, as I had read a pretty good review. She showed me into the short people's waiting room and gave me some water. After about 5 mins, she showed me into the room and told me "April" would take care of me. WTF!

On my way back from the shower, Chanel comes in, takes my hand and tells me she'll take care of me next time.

I lay down and in comes an OK looking tall skinny chick. She gives me a smile and starts lightly rubbing my back and legs."So you're April"

"No I'm Apple!"

WTF! Again! I just read a not too glowing report on her. Too late now! She turns the light way down and takes off her little dress thing and climbs on to start the massage. It was pretty good and soon she was walking on my back, which felt great! After the flip, she did a really sensual feather touch rub up and down my legs and torso. I was hard as a rock and tasted her hard, round and very sensitive man-mades. She likes it real gentle so I obliged! She was gasping and moanin. Then DFK, then BBBJ, then bls- by now she had erased any bad reviews I had read. We went into a lengthy 69, then she told me she wanted me to fuck her- she said she come already! I told her good- now you're going to come some more. OK- she said- so cute!

She pulled out a condom and held it beside my dick. She giggled and threw it on the side."too small". She was super tight so I eased into things. I couldn't fit into her little pussy but she had ways to position her body so it was really enjoyable, but it didn't feel like she was blocking me (reminded me of Coco). Anyway we did a very long time in mish, and after her 3rd O, she was so wet I was in heaven and about to blow, so she got on top for the next round. We went through a couple more positions. I finally told her I want to come in your mouth! She was on it like a Hoover!

Now, as a rule, I don't like skinny girls, but I found myself holding Apple's rib cage (like they do in Duckworld). I left very happy.

I went to Kison last night and had the EXACT same experience. The service was awesome-idk if that's her schtick with the condom being too small or we both have shaquille o'neal dongs, but that shit worked for me. After all, I'm realistic but I do like my ego stroked from time to time hahaha. Regardless of the compliment, I was disappointed and couldn't get hard when I first saw her. Her mug is a little worse for wear and the first thing I thought was that she looked like a 40 year old starved vampire nail technician. Regardless, she was totally eager to let me CIM after a few rounds and that's when my opinion of her changed. She literally drained the fuck out of my (apparently) giant penis to the point where I felt like I was going to be sterile for the next couple of days. When I started to bust, she gobbled and gobbled until I was utterly jizz-less. Because of this talent (and the loose, wrinkled skin around her face) I think her name should be changed to Turkey. If you don't mind bumping uglies with the japanese version of the crypt keeper to get the glorious payoff, go for it. After all, sometimes a man has to trudge through a little slice of hell to get to see heaven hahaha

**BlueBalls101** · 08-02-12 23:36

Originally Posted by Justin Cruz [View Original Post]

Try this:

http://www.rubmaps.com/honolulu-massage-parlors-hi

Go and report back please!

Thanks man. The names have changed so much but I guess they all stay in the same place it seems. Kison seems to be the only weird location now in that busy shopping center. Is there any still downstairs from Panda restaurant on Keeaumoku? And WTF I thought Pine Tree would always stay under the garage in that K-bar mall. Times have changed.

**GetItWomen** · 08-02-12 17:46

Wow been mongering blind for years and never Knew about this forum. Could have saved my self a whole lot of headaches had I known. I look forward to doing my part to contribute. Just wanted to introduce myself and thank you all for your HARD work. No lurker here, I am a soldier. Well I better get to work on some are&the for my first report, be safe.

Getit

**Splooge McDuck** · 08-02-12 10:29

Originally Posted by Mondo Badfoot [View Original Post]

Now, as a rule, I don't like skinny girls, but I found myself holding Apple's rib cage (like they do in Duckworld). I left very happy.

Aww damn. He said rib cage. Now I gutta see.

**Luvnsex2** · 08-02-12 04:58

Originally Posted by SnatchThat [View Original Post]

Her fee is standard AMP, $$ total. Well worth it, she says if you answer her backpage ad for an escort it is $$$$ an hour. Being out there is different that being in the AMP she says it's a totally different environment. So yeah pick and choose your locale.

Aubrey has posted new pics for her ad and changed her name. Is this the same girl? I think I preferred the old pics but maybe the current ones are more real. The old pics peeked my interest and made me really want to see her. Of course there was that one that showed her pussy-HOT! The new ones-kinda lost interest. Those that have seen her, what's the word?

http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleE...&image=3542397

**H Mobius** · 08-02-12 03:13

Originally Posted by Mondo Badfoot [View Original Post]

I asked for Monica- she had fallen in the kitchen and was bruised up!

I always get wary when I see a girl with bruises. The last one I saw, claimed she "fell" too; turned out the ms cracked her one good one.

Fell in the kitchen; yeah right, like how a kid 'fell off the swing'.

**Mondo Badfoot** · 08-02-12 03:08

Cruised over to Kison a couple of days ago- mid afternoon hoping to hook up with nasty Lily as I had fallen deeply in love with her on my last visit. Mama (not Chanel) told me she had her period- day off! As usual, love went out the window, and I asked for Monica- she had fallen in the kitchen and was bruised up! So I asked for Kiki, as I had read a pretty good review. She showed me into the short people's waiting room and gave me some water. After about 5 mins, she showed me into the room and told me "April" would take care of me. WTF!

On my way back from the shower, Chanel comes in, takes my hand and tells me she'll take care of me next time.

I lay down and in comes an OK looking tall skinny chick. She gives me a smile and starts lightly rubbing my back and legs."So you're April"

"No I'm Apple!"

WTF! Again! I just read a not too glowing report on her. Too late now! She turns the light way down and takes off her little dress thing and climbs on to start the massage. It was pretty good and soon she was walking on my back, which felt great! After the flip, she did a really sensual feather touch rub up and down my legs and torso. I was hard as a rock and tasted her hard, round and very sensitive man-mades. She likes it real gentle so I obliged! She was gasping and moanin. Then DFK, then BBBJ, then bls- by now she had erased any bad reviews I had read. We went into a lengthy 69, then she told me she wanted me to fuck her- she said she come already! I told her good- now you're going to come some more. OK- she said- so cute!

She pulled out a condom and held it beside my dick. She giggled and threw it on the side. "too small". She was super tight so I eased into things. I couldn't fit into her little pussy but she had ways to position her body so it was really enjoyable, but it didn't feel like she was blocking me (reminded me of Coco). Anyway we did a very long time in mish, and after her 3rd O, she was so wet I was in heaven and about to blow, so she got on top for the next round. We went through a couple more positions. I finally told her I want to come in your mouth! She was on it like a Hoover!

Now, as a rule, I don't like skinny girls, but I found myself holding Apple's rib cage (like they do in Duckworld). I left very happy.

**Splooge McDuck** · 08-02-12 01:09

Originally Posted by RadioHazard [View Original Post]

You know you monger too much when. You help the Mama's give a new girl a name.

I guess I don't monger enough.

Haha. OK since coincidentally VIP B (she told me B, just B, not Bee, but who cares how its spelled) was just reported on. I gave that new girl B's old name from 2010.

BTW, you know how RBrown808 said if you took a snap shot of B, you wouldn't know if she was a model or not. Yeah, agreed! She's Beeee-autiful.

**Starfox64** · 08-02-12 01:07

Originally Posted by No Name [View Original Post]

Tried to go to Sakura today for the first time. I guess I look like a cop so she asked me to leave. Anybody have any suggestions where else I can go?

Assuming you have read the reports on her, I can assume the type of provider you prefer. If that is the case I would swing by Kison or try to make an appointment with Junko / Jennifer.

**Rbrown808** · 08-02-12 01:01

Did Aubrey change her name? It was different on her ad. I really want to sample her. She looks really good from the pics.

**Rbrown808** · 08-02-12 00:59

Originally Posted by Splooge McDuck [View Original Post]

Awesome, awsome & awesome. Million yum, B yum. Unfortunately I never met Kison Cherry. Even tho I'm sure I would still like Million's body over Cherry's, I wish I could meet someone that a brother considers a better body than The Milly Mill.

U say B has fake blonde hair now huh? Ey Radio, you gutta check on that dark tan with blonde hair hotness bro! B can ride too man.

Yup, Million is still on bacay right now. Hopefully buying some hair extensions. LOL. Hate her short haircut but luv the Million no matter what.

I hate short hair too, but million can really pull it off. I like how it almost hides her eyes; she Knows how to give dangerous looks.