Massage Parlor Reports

[Freakyp]

First off I need to thank all posters for their wealth of useful information!

This is my first time posting info, so please be kind.

I was walking by this place (388) and saw the sign out front. I walk by regularly and realized it was a new spot so I decided to give it a go. Walked up to the second floor and saw the open door. I was greated by what clearly was a ladyboy. I would say that "she" was certainly not born a she. As I was told, if it has an apple it has a banana. I asked if she was the massuese to which "she" replied "no." I opted for a 30 minute for 6.

I was lead to a room by a drop dead gorgeous girl, early 20s. She was in the typical all black strechy pants and top. Absolute smoke show. Anyways, she tells me to undress and leaves the room. I wasn't able to understand her name, because she spoke so softly, and didn't speak english. As I was about to lay down, she walked in. I was already kind of "excited" and she got a good view of that. I laid down and she covered me up. Damn!

The massage was decent at best, lots of oil and lots of rubbing, but no real massage. We didn't say a word to each other the entire time. I almost fell asleep, so I didn't mind really. When the time came for me to turn over, she was very careful to not let me uncover. I was thinking that I would have to just chalk this one up for a loss, but to my surprise, as she was rubbing my thighs, she brushed the boys. This instantly got my attention. I let her know it was ok by sort of leaning into her hands as they made it up to the top portoin of my thigh. Off comes the towel and out comes the oil! The HE was amazingly good. Sad to say it didn't last long. She was easily the hottest girl I have ever drawn for a massage. After we finished she went and got me the standard mini botlle of water and proceeded to wipe me down with hot towels.

She left the room, I got dresseed and waited, but she never came back in. I have to mention that the enitre time we were "finishing up" she just kept her eyes down. Never making eye contact at all. Sooo hot! As I walked by her in the hallway I slipped her. 3 and gave her a peck on the cheek. I will most definitley by coming back to see her. Just an FYI, LEO was parked out front when I left.

House Fee: 6.

Tip: 3.

This was a very rewarding trip for me!

Sorry for the long winded post, but I wanted to share this highlight with you all, as I don't have anyone else who would listen!

[Augustwest]

Hmmm, calling trusted senior BA a complete dick? I see cobwebs and dust bunnies growing in your Inbox quickly.

ND.

Yeah, I don't do a lot of that as you may have noticed, and not sure what led to that reaction (a few beers?). I have certainly been more annoyed by other posts in the past and I usually just let it go. I was a bit of a dick myself in my message, and BA had the class to send me a PM to preemtively let me know there were no hard feelings on his part. That's a little humbling.

I guess the anecdote I was referring to seemed a little abusive to the provider, and that's where my reaction came from. But that doesn't mean I shouldn't keep it civil.

[Dukes]

Went to a AMP right off rt 9. A plus meet a girl named Selina 60 for a 1/2 and away we went tip was extra large but so was the service. I strongly recommend. Been twice in a week great time. They do have ts if your into that. Will trade more info with senior members. Pm

I sent messages to very one I spoke to about this place just wanted to follow up a senoir member gave me some info you may want to stay away.

[Newday53]

Hmmm, calling trusted senior BA a complete dick? I see cobwebs and dust bunnies growing in your Inbox quickly.

ND.

5 no-brainers followed an anecdote where you're a complete dick. Good post

[Top Floor]

Tried out a place around the north shore while there on business. Plenty of parking. A couple of older ladies and one younger, say thirties, running things. I opted for the TS. I was led to the wash room by the younger one and got the switcharoo once inside. In walks an older but decent looking lady, Cindy. I rolled with it. Nice TS. Good teasing. The massage was very good, Otc roaming top and bottom but that's about it. Great finish and clean up. Recieved full time. Seniors pm for details.

70/60-she earned it.

BB

That was easy to figure out what place BB was talking about. He gave enough clues.

[Carpediem69]

You are completely right, BB's post was completely worthless. To two post wonders like yourself. To established members it had plenty of info such as:

General location.

Post from a trusted source.

Info about the old switcheroo.

And most importantly, the fact that BB tipped well north of what is customary.

If I travelled in that location I would be inclined to shoot BB a pm and get the juicy details as to what warranted such generosity. You should send him a pm yourself. Oh wait, with two posts, one attacking a Senior member and the other alleging that leo robbed One Spa, I doubt you will get a response. Keep up the good work!

Thanks I will keep up the good work and call out the BS when I see it. This is a public forum. If you want to have your little clicks and circle-jerk sessions go start a private.

Blog. Nobody wants to hear about "a place" that he went to and had great time without naming it. That is totally absurd. As for one spa, I am absolutely correct on that. I have all the gritty details of what happened. Just because you are "seniors" on a board, that doesn't make you king sh$t of the monger universe. The point of that post was to warn the idiots who robbed them that they will be in for it next time they try that (which is absolutely correct also).

[NewAmpster]

You are completely right, BB's post was completely worthless. To two post wonders like yourself. To established members it had plenty of info such as:

General location.

Post from a trusted source.

Info about the old switcheroo.

And most importantly, the fact that BB tipped well north of what is customary.

If I travelled in that location I would be inclined to shoot BB a pm and get the juicy details as to what warranted such generosity. You should send him a pm yourself. Oh wait, with two posts, one attacking a Senior member and the other alleging that leo robbed One Spa, I doubt you will get a response. Keep up the good work!

PW. Thanks, I think this is probably the best response I've read to a posting! All posts should be like BBs for now, regular readers did get it. I post very infrequently now because many of my favorites are no longer around (and I had a hard time following HBs rules on the site that no longer exists so many never made it through) , but. I hope your reply doesn't cause newcomers who didn't get it to post more info than needed. Wish there was a way to cc someone on replys, BB would be on it.

[Trumoose23]

Set up appointment with Alice at Divas (been seeing her for years) , got there and she wasn't finished with other appointment, couldn't wait so I got Claire. Let's just say, it's not very comforting when you lie down and just as she begins she says,"Oh, this is my first massage". OY VEY! Needless to say it was awful, I practically needed a

Megaphone plus signage to point her towards my junk. Technique was awful, finish was painful and took every women in my jerk-library to finish. Won't be seeing her.

Next time. Disappointed with Alice.

[Member #4868]

This was an utterly useless post. Why bother if not going to mention the place? Hey, recently I went to a place on the east coast of the United States. Girl was great. Seniors pm me for details. LOL.

You are completely right, BB's post was completely worthless. To two post wonders like yourself. To established members it had plenty of info such as:

General location.

Post from a trusted source.

Info about the old switcheroo.

And most importantly, the fact that BB tipped well north of what is customary.

If I travelled in that location I would be inclined to shoot BB a pm and get the juicy details as to what warranted such generosity. You should send him a pm yourself. Oh wait, with two posts, one attacking a Senior member and the other alleging that leo robbed One Spa, I doubt you will get a response. Keep up the good work!

[Boston Ampfan]

5 no-brainers followed an anecdote where you're a complete dick. Good post

It is a no brainer and that's the point, of course; glad you and hopefully others noted that as there are not many layers of mystery to this Hobby. If it is so obvious, though, why do so many Gents on this Forum keep bringing up the dreaded DIY as though it were a mysterious disease?

A complete Dick? C'est moi? Thanks for the compliment. At least I qualify for that status rather than being seen in this world as merely a regular Dick.

However, I do disagree with your characterization. A regular, normal, run of the house Dick would have done as I did, and regardless as I recall she laughed as I handed her $40 toward her laundry service bill. (Think about it. She is an AMP girl. She tells grown men to play with themselves and launch fluid as she watches. And she should be surprised that a little lands in her direction?) In any case, a real, complete Dick would have grabbed her by the ears and shoved Jr down her throat, filled her stomach with three weeks' worth of backed up fluid and skipped out the door without so much as a Hiyo Silver, Away!

[Member #5013]

This was an utterly useless post. Why bother if not going to mention the place? Hey, recently I went to a place on the east coast of the United States. Girl was great. Seniors pm me for details. LOL.

Thank you.

You have helped the cause a bunch with your post as well. It's the climate of things my friend.

BB

[Carpediem69]

Tried out a place around the north shore while there on business. Plenty of parking. A couple of older ladies and one younger, say thirties, running things. I opted for the TS. I was led to the wash room by the younger one and got the switcharoo once inside. In walks an older but decent looking lady, Cindy. I rolled with it. Nice TS. Good teasing. The massage was very good, Otc roaming top and bottom but that's about it. Great finish and clean up. Recieved full time. Seniors pm for details.

70/60-she earned it.

BB

This was an utterly useless post. Why bother if not going to mention the place? Hey, recently I went to a place on the east coast of the United States. Girl was great. Seniors pm me for details. LOL.

[Augustwest]

In all of the years in which I've been engaged in this hobby, I have been told to DIY only a few times. Other than during visits to legitimate spas, where no erotic behavior would be tolerated, I have managed to score HE even when reports suggest this service is not on the menu. Here's why:

1. When I go in, I am relaxed, confident and slightly flirty. Customers who are looking to cause trouble do not behave that way.

2. At the earliest opportunity, I give the girl a hug and as she stands at the head of the table I gently stoke her legs and finally her ass.

3. As she touches the sensitive parts while I am on my stomach, I give her a knowing twitch or two, nothing outrageous but enough to signal that I know that she knows what I am expecting.

4. If she expresses concern, ("I no want to get in trouble!") I simply say with a smile: "Don't worry, I am not like the others. I never tell. I like you so much!"

5. If the worst happens and she convinces me that the spa is totally legit- a straight place in AMP clothing, as it were- I just relax and enjoy the experience.

Just as you do in real world social settings, you do need to read the cues. Some girls do it, others don't. It is not that hard to tell the difference. (Incidentally, I always found that girls who smoked, did. But that is off topic!)

Once during DIY I told the girl that would be fine, so long as she watched closely. She did. And when I launched it took only a slight turn of the hips to give her a pearl necklace. Today, as a slightly older gentleman, my launch range is not quite what it used to be, but I do make up for it in volume. And my aim is much improved, with my skills finely tuned over many years of practice. .

BA

5 no-brainers followed an anecdote where you're a complete dick. Good post

[Alintas]

Went to WW. Got Lily. Good technique. But I will caution you, rough hands, as in felt like sandpaper. Oddly it didn't bother me that much. Pretty face, decent bod. Sometimes used a swirling motion which though not new to me, is really effective. Usual house and tip. Massage wasn't much to speak of.

[Dukes]

Went to a AMP right off rt 9. A plus meet a girl named Selina 60 for a 1/2 and away we went tip was extra large but so was the service. I strongly recommend. Been twice in a week great time. They do have ts if your into that. Will trade more info with senior members. Pm