Streetwalker Reports

[Hungry Coyote]

Did not mean to stump the panel. Thanks for those who are from the seventies as I am and explained my meaning. Now can anyone finally exlain why my 8-track only has 4 channels?

8-track, now that's funny. Actually, I still own my 8-track recorder. Even back then blank 8-tracks were hard to find.

[Barry Manilow]

Barry Manilow sucked just as bad in both formats.

Tonsil Hockey,

I'm here at the Copa with Mandy who just waved me over. I thought she was tryin to get the feelin, like she usually does after a long show. Nope. This one's for you, she said, pointing to your post on the computer screen. Even now I can't tell you how devastated I felt when I read it. C'mon, Tonsil Hockey, I know you're just one voice out there but I'd like to get you back as a fan somewhere down the road. And poor Mandy can't smile without you. You're making our lives miserable, man.

Maybe we could spend a weekend in New England. You could watch the ships while I write the songs. Maybe something would click:

You: Man, I'm ready to take a chance again.

Me: Even now?

You: Yeah man, looks like we made it!

Me: Wow. Could it be magic?

Let's hang on. Have your girl call my girl,

Barry

[Old Delinquent]

I see we now have digressed into a discussion of audio systems of the past, instead of pussy-hunting. Gentlemen, please! (Although recounting the stuff we did in our youth can be very funny. That was back when we were all young and stupid. I'll have you know that we're NOT that young anymore!)

[Mike Sweeney]

1. A 4-Track has only two programs,"Program 1", and "Program 2", and must be switched manually between programs.

2. An 8-Track has four programs, which would "program select" automatically when a metallic sensing strip contacts a switch next to the capstan. There was also a manual selector for purposes of changing programs.

3. 4-Track players sometimes had a fast forward option, which often tore the tape.

4. Each program has two tracks, a left channel and an right channel, to allow for stereo; more advanced 8-Track models had additional channel separation / discrimination capabilities used to process the more advanced quadrophonic stereo signals.

5. Barry Manilow sucked just as bad in both formats.

6. I wish that it was the 1970's again, and that I could lose my virginity another five times during the summer of 1978.

7. You had to jam a matchbook under both cartridges to stabilize them during rough rides.

8. Ralph "S", custom recorded radio programs which sounded like WIFI-92 on 8-Tracks, and after a certain predetermined queue (usually another song),"Go All The Way" by the Raspberries would magically come on. He was responsible for the deflowering of more people than any single human in world history.

I miss those days.

One very long word "In-A-Gadda-the-Vida" on 8-Track, classic.

[Tonsil Hockey]

Did not mean to stump the panel. Thanks for those who are from the seventies as I am and explained my meaning. Now can anyone finally explain why my 8-track only has 4 channels?

1. A 4-Track has only two programs,"Program 1", and "Program 2", and must be switched manually between programs.

2. An 8-Track has four programs, which would "program select" automatically when a metallic sensing strip contacts a switch next to the capstan. There was also a manual selector for purposes of changing programs.

3. 4-Track players sometimes had a fast forward option, which often tore the tape.

4. Each program has two tracks, a left channel and an right channel, to allow for stereo; more advanced 8-Track models had additional channel separation / discrimination capabilities used to process the more advanced quadrophonic stereo signals.

5. Barry Manilow sucked just as bad in both formats.

6. I wish that it was the 1970's again, and that I could lose my virginity another five times during the summer of 1978.

7. You had to jam a matchbook under both cartridges to stabilize them during rough rides.

8. Ralph "S", custom recorded radio programs which sounded like WIFI-92 on 8-Tracks, and after a certain predetermined queue (usually another song),"Go All The Way" by the Raspberries would magically come on. He was responsible for the deflowering of more people than any single human in world history.

I miss those days.

[Enveed05]

Well TexTim. I'm sure that was a rhetorical question but I couldn't resist. 8 songs on the 8-Track versus 4 speakers in your 4-Channel (quadraphonic) stereo. Now I was just a tot in the 70's but that's my story and I'm sticking to it. Sorry to all for the brief lapse of off-topicness. Now back to work, all of you!

Did not mean to stump the panel. Thanks for those who are from the seventies as I am and explained my meaning. Now can anyone finally exlain why my 8-track only has 4 channels?

[Texaco Tim]

Did not mean to stump the panel. Thanks for those who are from the seventies as I am and explained my meaning. Now can anyone finally exlain why my 8-track only has 4 channels?

[Drinkuin]

So, is BSW out and WOC in now?

[CookyJar]

CookyJar, I think he means a. Woman of Color.

If that's the case, I cannot help you Tim. The girl I had in mind is a WSW.

Tim,

I may be able to help you with this one. I am still running behind in my reviews. I will put a rush on this one. Give me a couple of days. I think it is the same girl.

BTW: What's a WOC. Someone should update the Abbreviation section.

CookyJar

Here is the funny part. I did pick-up a tiny little, cute as a button, BSW in that area. But! She would not allow photos. No, to pictures is a deal breaker for me. She did have some very nice natural boobs and claimed to have no kids. From what I could see, she had a very tantalizing body to go along with her cute face.

I jumped to conclusions because I recently met a cute WSW who goes by the same name.

CookyJar

[JerryGarcia]

Tim,

BTW: What's a WOC. Someone should update the Abbreviation section.

CookyJar

Woman of Color?

[Sivad1]

Tim,

I may be able to help you with this one. I am still running behind in my reviews. I will put a rush on this one. Give me a couple of days. I think it is the same girl.

BTW: What's a WOC. Someone should update the Abbreviation section.

CookyJar

CJ, it means "Woman of Color"

[Macguy68]

Has anyone had any contact with "hottie" Nicole? I know she was locked up but I figured she would have been released by now.

[Enveed05]

CookyJar, I think he means a. Woman of Color.

Tim,

I may be able to help you with this one. I am still running behind in my reviews. I will put a rush on this one. Give me a couple of days. I think it is the same girl.

BTW: What's a WOC. Someone should update the Abbreviation section.

CookyJar

[CookyJar]

A very cute WOC. 22 and about 5'1" and great looking "C" cups. Found her this weekend down around Lehigh. Unfortunatly could not come to a deal as she would not go for an extended date at a motel and I do not car date. Her prices were a bit high for the area especially since she mentioned she had previously worked in Camden which is usually more bargain basement in costs. Could be a winner if she adjusts her expectations in line with her competition. Cut her loose with a small tip for her time. Not a lot out so I went home.

Tim,

I may be able to help you with this one. I am still running behind in my reviews. I will put a rush on this one. Give me a couple of days. I think it is the same girl.

BTW: What's a WOC. Someone should update the Abbreviation section.

CookyJar

[Texaco Tim]

A very cute WOC. 22 and about 5'1" and great looking "C" cups. Found her this weekend down around Lehigh. Unfortunatly could not come to a deal as she would not go for an extended date at a motel and I do not car date. Her prices were a bit high for the area especially since she mentioned she had previously worked in Camden which is usually more bargain basement in costs. Could be a winner if she adjusts her expectations in line with her competition. Cut her loose with a small tip for her time. Not a lot out so I went home.