Massage Parlor Reports

**Powkid** · 07-08-12 11:36

Originally Posted by Powkid [View Original Post]

Hi guys,

After hearing good pass reviews about this spot I decided to give it a try. I went late evening. Pretty standard massage but horrible HE. She had NO technic at all. She also was very nervous about my hands roaming around. She stayed clothed the whole time. Very talkative and absolutely no issue with the tip / up-selling. I won't return tothis spot. I like a little more freedom.

Be Safe!

Sorry the girl name was Kim.

**Powkid** · 07-08-12 09:55

Hi guys,

After hearing good pass reviews about this spot I decided to give it a try. I went late evening. Pretty standard massage but horrible HE. She had NO technic at all. She also was very nervous about my hands roaming around. She stayed clothed the whole time. Very talkative and absolutely no issue with the tip / up-selling. I won't return tothis spot. I like a little more freedom.

Be Safe!

**Springfield** · 07-07-12 16:11

I have enjoyed some of the info contributed by others over the past few months, and tried a few places.

For some reason, I have not noticed this AMP on this site, so I can tell you it is in a suburban office park (behind McDonalds near Rolling Road and Old Keene Mill) , without the risk of being noticed after business hours.

Over the past year, I have visited a provider named May (attractive, nice shape and no added accessories). I always receive an excellent massage (deep tissue on the neck, back and shoulders). After the second half, I leave feeling good mentally and physically. She always seems glad to see me, provides great service, not a clock watcher and appreciates my tip without hassling me for more. For me, she has definitely been a winner.

I have tried some of the other places mentioned on this site, but none I can recommend.

**FireFighter703** · 07-07-12 15:17

I was driving in Stafford today near Aquia. I noticed a sign that said grand opening followed by Chinese massage. Has anyone tried this place.

**JayHunt** · 07-06-12 09:34

I have been offered a massage by MMS twice actually, but they both were in 60s.

Originally Posted by YMMV Alot [View Original Post]

Last week I made an appoinment very close to the mixing bowl at an older but nice place with adequate (but not very discrete) parking. When I arrived, MMS greeted me warmly (she is in her late 30s (I think) , very pleasant of face and demeanor, shapely (not a spinner). She took me into the corner room, confirmed my appointment was for an hour and collected the house standard (0. 8). Then (first surprise) , she said she hoped I would not mind waiting as the massage tech was with another client. (I had an appoinment and I was on-time. So, although not particularly happy, I undressed, laid down, and actually started to relax.

About 20 minutes later I hear "coming and going" sounds. And MMS returns. She has decided to take care of me and had let the other massage tech "take a break" for an hour.

What followed was a great TS (with a full 15 minute massage that was very therapuetic and enjoyable). I was as clean as I have ever been, and enjoying the entire experience.

We returned to the corner room, the lights dimmed and then a good massage started (actually the massage in the TS was better). With a significant mixture of light touching / gentle scratching.

As the massage continued, she asked me to get up for a minute, laid down and had me give her as good a back rub as I could manage. I continued after she flipped, and although my massage skills may be limited, she seemed to truly enjoy a few unique techniques that brought smiles and giggles at least twice.

My turn back on the table. And she demonstrated a technique or two that resulted in my own smiles (and manly giggles).

Is it uncommon for MMS to relax during the day like my session at the places you patronize?

All in all. About 75 minutes great experience (75 minutes after the 20 minute delay). I had a great time but.

YMMV a lot

**Ymmv Alot** · 07-05-12 17:44

Last week I made an appoinment very close to the mixing bowl at an older but nice place with adequate (but not very discrete) parking. When I arrived, MMS greeted me warmly (she is in her late 30s (I think) , very pleasant of face and demeanor, shapely (not a spinner). She took me into the corner room, confirmed my appointment was for an hour and collected the house standard (0. 8). Then (first surprise) , she said she hoped I would not mind waiting as the massage tech was with another client. (I had an appoinment and I was on-time. So, although not particularly happy, I undressed, laid down, and actually started to relax.

About 20 minutes later I hear "coming and going" sounds. And MMS returns. She has decided to take care of me and had let the other massage tech "take a break" for an hour.

What followed was a great TS (with a full 15 minute massage that was very therapuetic and enjoyable). I was as clean as I have ever been, and enjoying the entire experience.

We returned to the corner room, the lights dimmed and then a good massage started (actually the massage in the TS was better). With a significant mixture of light touching / gentle scratching.

As the massage continued, she asked me to get up for a minute, laid down and had me give her as good a back rub as I could manage. I continued after she flipped, and although my massage skills may be limited, she seemed to truly enjoy a few unique techniques that brought smiles and giggles at least twice.

My turn back on the table. And she demonstrated a technique or two that resulted in my own smiles (and manly giggles).

Is it uncommon for MMS to relax during the day like my session at the places you patronize?

All in all. About 75 minutes great experience (75 minutes after the 20 minute delay). I had a great time but.

YMMV a lot

**Ted Williams** · 07-04-12 08:43

Went back for another visit at second floor in herndon again. I originally was goin to try new world aka feeling, but mms said busy. I was then hoping to see Mona one more time, however I was greeted by Kim. Kim is still nice (really large rack) , not as much conversation and less personality than Mona, good massage though (she knows how to use her hands and fingers just right). I still enjoyed my experience and would return. One note is that the session ran fast. One hour was about 45 minutes, so if you like full hour Kim might rush it. I'm not sure if Mona is still around. Kim said she is on vacation?

**Webrowser** · 07-03-12 23:17

Forgot to mention. Saw their add on CL advertising a. 5 / hr special. Opted for the. 3 half hour instead. Waste of time. Don't even bother.

**Webrowser** · 07-03-12 23:14

I started by venturing out to the new spa in Sterling. But when I got there, nobody answered. After calling they told me they were busy and to come back later. Afterwards I drove down the street to Honto. I read a couple of bad reviews of the place, but my experiences have always been good and figured it was worth another shot.

Knocked on the door and pulled Tina again who is my favorite! Older provider but very skilled. She's one of the few who actually takes pride in her massages. After about 40 minutes of an incredible therapeutic rub down, she began the light finger rubs, flipped me over over and got right down to business. No haggling, no pressure. Total damage $.2.

**Powkid** · 07-03-12 21:40

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster [View Original Post]

I see you have more contributions than requests, so I'll point you in the right direction to avoid being traumatized and wasting money.

Google her phone number, then do an advanced search for Clemence on USASG. Make sure you click Single Content Type at the top, and Show Results as Reports at the bottom.

When you see that I already answered this question a year ago, and that 8 others have also posted their opinions of this woman online, you'll understand why many of us get so annoyed at the "has anyone seen her" type of posts.

First off. Sorry if I annoyed anyone, rookie mistake! Thanks for the info though. I will put it to use this weekend before I make my next stop.

**Bunker Buster** · 07-03-12 20:03

Originally Posted by Powkid [View Original Post]

Hey Guys,

Has anyone seen her before?

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...114087141.html

Be safe!

I see you have more contributions than requests, so I'll point you in the right direction to avoid being traumatized and wasting money.

Google her phone number, then do an advanced search for Clemence on USASG. Make sure you click Single Content Type at the top, and Show Results as Reports at the bottom.

When you see that I already answered this question a year ago, and that 8 others have also posted their opinions of this woman online, you'll understand why many of us get so annoyed at the "has anyone seen her" type of posts.

**Powkid** · 07-03-12 19:38

Originally Posted by Powkid [View Original Post]

Hey Guys,

Has anyone seen her before?

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...114087141.html

Be safe!

So I went to try her out. She is located in Arlington, VA and does in-call only. I was greeted by a mature busty lady, in her late 60's. She is a very nice and polite

Woman but WAY to old for me. She's from France and has been doing massages for 30+ years. She offers a full menu but I only wanted a massage. The massage

Wasn't really a massage, more so a rub down. Standard nova ending that wasn't so great. So if you like very mature women with large breast and a great non rushed

Attitude, you may want to give her a try. I will not repeat. PM me for more details.

**Mongeroose** · 07-03-12 17:14

Originally Posted by CantGetEnufEve [View Original Post]

Well, I should have waited for intel. This evening I visited a place near Beula and Franconia. Decent massage, nice looking and built older therapist. After the flip it was more massage only, still very complete massage, but I wanted FS. Sigh. The hunt continues.

You should have RTFF back to post #5898 from 12-14-11. I could have saved you $!

**Lovejugs** · 07-03-12 14:59

Decided to hit the fruity place and see if it had reopened. It had. Was greeted by a late 30's, early 40's talent. Not skinny, not fat. Looked like she has some nice attributes up top. TS was good, but cautious. Went to the room and was asked to leave tip in advance. Was told "I wouldn't be disappointed." Didn't like that. Never had any problems with old management, but this was first visit with new. I left a standard Nova tip. Massage was great. Talent had a good personality, but maybe a little too talkative. She started with the standard finish but was a little timid with the technique. I had to instruct her how I liked it. I tried to play with the ladies but she said they were sore because she just had them done. Personally she shouldn't be working if they weren't ready to play. Was disappointed about that. She also could have been bs'ing me just cause she didn't want to go the extra mile. Luckily during the finish she didn't stop til I told her to. Felt very good. There is nothing worse than when talent stops or slows down in mid shang-ra-la. Saw another talent when I was walking out. Hideous. Skinny, no curves, heavy makeup, and bad face. Glad I didn't pull that card. I won't be going back anytime soon, unless I hear of a good report. I would give my visit a 6.5/7 out of 10.

Lovejugs

**CantGetEnufEve** · 07-02-12 23:15

Originally Posted by CantGetEnufEve [View Original Post]

Hi Guys,

West coaster here visiting for a few days. Staying at a hotel near Eisenhower and 95. Looking for some local talent. Not opposed to an OC coming to me, but would like some references. I also love AMP's but only if they have extra's. I read a few of the posts and could deduce a few names of establishments, but most were quite a ways away from me. (No rental car!) Any in this area, or near the metro, (Is that what it is called here?). Shoot me a pm or give me just enough to point me in the right direction. Not looking to cause anyone concern!

Thanks!

Well, I should have waited for intel. This evening I visited a place near Beula and Franconia. Decent massage, nice looking and built older therapist. After the flip it was more massage only, still very complete massage, but I wanted FS. Sigh. The hunt continues.