Streetwalker Reports

[Mo Lewis]

Whoa! Who is this, really? Mo, did you hire someone to write this for you? It's actually readable, understandable and somewhat humorous! I'm impressed. However, Kiara is a gem and she does not give "discounts." She deserves every penny as anyone who has been with her will tell you. There is absolutely nothing wrong with Heather, either. She is also a very good provider.

Glad you all enjoyed my post: 2 wings, couple of ones and a milkshake, that's what cost me. Hey, a good Caucasian wordsmith don't come cheap, you know.

Maybe In the future I'll look into finding me a educated WSW with low milage, who can also pull double duty. Shit, dude that's almost like having a 'two for one deal', or is that, 'have your cake and eat it too'? Eh, whatever.

Now, now fellers go hating on Mo, Mo the swordsman. Besides, with the money I'd be saving, I can contribute to the Kiara' s underwear / sock fund, or sex lessons for the 21 year old prego.

Aite, I'm out.

[The Big Man]

Sorry Chico for your bad date. Thanks for sharing. We all have had our share of these kind of experiences.

But rejoice: tomorrow it will be a distant memory and you'll find the perfect one around that street corner.

Keep looking and be safe!

You see now Ferrailleur, if he was with one of your low budget chicks he would have gotten his banana peeled properly and been on his marry way. No, he got a cute little 21 yr old preggo with the skills of a house plant, and left with a raging hard on. LOL.

Even the girls that look like Rumpelstiltskin need love too.

[Ferrailleur]

I shoulda just listened to "The Big Man". How many times do we tell rookies to RTFF. Well, I'm no rookie and I do RTFF, all the time. What my dumb ass does with the info is a totally different story. Ugghhh, I had all the warnings a monger could ask for but I guess I needed to find out the hard way. I even commented on this very same post about how I'm not into the preggos, so WHY the fuck did I pick her up?

Well, it was hotter than Hell's Kitchen and no other providers were out is one excuse I tell myself. OK, she is cute, has a clean, youthful appearance. I figured YMMV, so I said what the hell, how bad could it be? Well. It was just plain awful. There's just no other way to say it. The girl needs a new career, this business ain't for her. She sucks, and NOT in a good way. LOL. Absolutely the WORST experience I've ever had, period. SW, girlfriend, wife, mistress, co-worker, booty-call, one-night stands, no one has performed this poorly. If I wasn't so fuckin horny, I would have just told her to stop. Yeah, she was that bad, seriously. She even told me a story about when she was with another monger and agreed on. 40 but had to give back. 10 because he didn't cum. Of course, I learned this tidbit of info after the show is already in progress.

The girl simply has no skills, BJ was weak, HJ was worse and several failed attempts at FS were just a waste of time. Everytime I got the tip in, it felt like she was forcing it back out. She swore up & down that she wasn't doing it, but that's what it felt like to me. Her constant use of 4 letter words, can't & don't resulted in a 4 letter word for me, L-I-M-P. I found it hard to stay hard, LOL. She is NOT into making sure you have fun. She doesn't moan / groan, or try to "get into it" at all. I gave her some advice about her future dates. I told her that I know that she just wants to get it over with but if she would learn to put some effort into it, it would help us guys come faster. She wasn't the type to rush but you could tell she was disinterested. Plus, she has too many rules / restrictions. Can't do doggie, can't ride on top, don't touch my nipples, they're sensitive. Damn! What the FUCK can I do? I'll tell you what I did, I face-fucked the shit out of her and finally came. She didn't even complain, just laid there. Busting a nut shouldn't be this damn complicated.

Guys, you've been warned. Stay FAR AWAY from this one. She's not worth a wooden nickel.

Chico

Sorry Chico for your bad date. Thanks for sharing. We all have had our share of these kind of experiences.

But rejoice: tomorrow it will be a distant memory and you'll find the perfect one around that street corner.

Keep looking and be safe!

[Chico]

This chick is 21 years old and eight months pregnant. Yet still she was out peddling her wares. It was quite sad. Anyway, I scooped to to support her up coming family. Standard tuition. Head game was a three of ten. I had to stop her after three minutes and take her back to Wilkens by the circle. Her head game was just that bad. The irony of it was was that she was sitting with her fiance. He knew she was tricking, he fiance however was not the baby daddy.

I didn't even want to go for any pregnant ass. I just gave her a 20 and called it a day.

In all though, she was cute. I don't know if she uses. She didn't look like it.

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I shoulda just listened to "The Big Man". How many times do we tell rookies to RTFF. Well, I'm no rookie and I do RTFF, all the time. What my dumb ass does with the info is a totally different story. Ugghhh, I had all the warnings a monger could ask for but I guess I needed to find out the hard way. I even commented on this very same post about how I'm not into the preggos, so WHY the fuck did I pick her up?

Well, it was hotter than Hell's Kitchen and no other providers were out is one excuse I tell myself. OK, she is cute, has a clean, youthful appearance. I figured YMMV, so I said what the hell, how bad could it be? Well. It was just plain awful. There's just no other way to say it. The girl needs a new career, this business ain't for her. She sucks, and NOT in a good way. LOL. Absolutely the WORST experience I've ever had, period. SW, girlfriend, wife, mistress, co-worker, booty-call, one-night stands, no one has performed this poorly. If I wasn't so fuckin horny, I would have just told her to stop. Yeah, she was that bad, seriously. She even told me a story about when she was with another monger and agreed on. 40 but had to give back. 10 because he didn't cum. Of course, I learned this tidbit of info after the show is already in progress.

The girl simply has no skills, BJ was weak, HJ was worse and several failed attempts at FS were just a waste of time. Everytime I got the tip in, it felt like she was forcing it back out. She swore up & down that she wasn't doing it, but that's what it felt like to me. Her constant use of 4 letter words, can't & don't resulted in a 4 letter word for me, L-I-M-P. I found it hard to stay hard, LOL. She is NOT into making sure you have fun. She doesn't moan / groan, or try to "get into it" at all. I gave her some advice about her future dates. I told her that I know that she just wants to get it over with but if she would learn to put some effort into it, it would help us guys come faster. She wasn't the type to rush but you could tell she was disinterested. Plus, she has too many rules / restrictions. Can't do doggie, can't ride on top, don't touch my nipples, they're sensitive. Damn! What the FUCK can I do? I'll tell you what I did, I face-fucked the shit out of her and finally came. She didn't even complain, just laid there. Busting a nut shouldn't be this damn complicated.

Guys, you've been warned. Stay FAR AWAY from this one. She's not worth a wooden nickel.

Chico

[Ferrailleur]

Tip number #1 RTFF RTFF RTFF that was how I mastered the streets was by reading the senior members advice and how they do their business THAT'S THE POINT.

Tip number #2 Payment. Don't carry more cash than what you intend to spend. Also more a tip I often do when I'm out mongering is very simple. Go to the ATM AFTER you make the pick up. Why? You're less likely to get robbed or you can kick girls out and show them you have no money if they get out of wack before you even get remotely busy (I often have interviews with them in the car to see if they pass the test) Also if LE pulls you over while you're searching (god forbid) you can just simply say "I'm Lost" and since you have no cash or drugs on you they can't really hit on anything.

Tip number #3. YOU have the steering wheel. YOU are in control. This means you always should decide on the spot or where you go. Never go to a girls place for a first date. Maybe if you've repeated her plenty times and you've grown to trust her tad you could do this but it's better to go to YOUR OWN SPOT. Or a motel or even you're own place (if you live out in the county like I do)

Tip number #4 NO BULL. When you pick up girls just pull to the side and let them in don't talk to them from the window you're just looking for LE or even Nosy Neighbors to get your tag numbers.

Well if I could think of more I'd give them but most of what I said everybody else has said before I just wanted a few tips for the Novice Mongers. STAY SAFE GUYS

Very good points Thundra89. Thanks.

Re #2: I just carry the money I want to spend. If more, plus credit cards, it's hidden in such a place that you would have to really dismantle the vehicle to find it. When the provider is to be paid, she sees the intended tuition plus a few odd $. She generally demands or grab everything. So what, it's her tip. It's what you have budgeted for your pleasure!

[Ferrailleur]

And the rest of us aren't?

Thanks Badboy,
I don't apolologize to be twisted in my own way.
It makes me happy and I treat respectfully and I reward well all SW's who play my game.. No harm done. Just mutual satisfaction: My thrill = Their tuition. Never had any problem. Everybody's happy.
Any other monger with a kinky fetish?

[Badboy1968]

- - -but you are one twisted dude. - - -

And the rest of us aren't?

[NiteTimer]

I don't know what was going on last night but there were girls everywhere I went. I decided to take a ride about 7:30 and usually start out on Washington blvd down by Caton. This time I started at the end of Wilkens at the beltway and headed in. Wow, is all I can say. I saw at least a dozen WSW's. I saw this one at the circle and she looked familiar. So I picked her up. We headed out of town. Said her name was Amanda. She wouldn't talk tuition until we parked. She was very pleasant to talk to and easy on the eyes. We talked all the way to the spot. She finally told me her name was Crystal. That's where I know her from, on this forum. We talked about this site and she knows all about it. Long story short, I knew I had an icon sucking on my dick. She was great. I had a really good experience with her. I got her digits and will repeat.

I went and got something to eat and a little later was trolling again. Picked up Brooke For the. 3 she would BBBJ and swallow. Didn't take direction well. Kept pulling back on the old boy till the skin was feeling like it was tearing. She kept stopping. I kept telling her what I wanted and she wouldn't do it. She kept rushing me and finally I told her, we're done. Took her back. Won't repeat.

The old boy was mad and me and wanted some real attention. Well, I had to listen. Went back out to the circle. Damn, was it my lucky night. Met up with a pretty young girl. She got in and wouldn't talk tuition either. She said you treat me right and I'll treat you right. She is an 8 on civi side. Her name is Kayla and she is 22 yr old. We talked on the way to a spot. Very pleasant to talk to. I know I said Crystal was great but this girl, gave me one of the best BBBJ's with swallow that I've had in years. She moaned when I would squeeze her tits and pinch her nipples. I got her digits and a pic. But she asked me not to put it on here. I will respect her wishes for that. I will repeat with this young thing. Damn got me wanting to go now.

Thanks for the pix, man. Crystal has a great personality to go with the skills.

I'm glad to see she get's a lot of respect here. She has nice round everything, she's soft & very clean.

If I wasn't so afraid of any kind of commitment, I's ask her out on a real date.

[Thundra89]

Tip number #1 RTFF RTFF RTFF that was how I mastered the streets was by reading the senior members advice and how they do their business THAT'S THE POINT.

Tip number #2 Payment. Don't carry more cash than what you intend to spend. Also more a tip I often do when I'm out mongering is very simple. Go to the ATM AFTER you make the pick up. Why? You're less likely to get robbed or you can kick girls out and show them you have no money if they get out of wack before you even get remotely busy (I often have interviews with them in the car to see if they pass the test) Also if LE pulls you over while you're searching (god forbid) you can just simply say "I'm Lost" and since you have no cash or drugs on you they can't really hit on anything.

Tip number #3. YOU have the steering wheel. YOU are in control. This means you always should decide on the spot or where you go. Never go to a girls place for a first date. Maybe if you've repeated her plenty times and you've grown to trust her tad you could do this but it's better to go to YOUR OWN SPOT. Or a motel or even you're own place (if you live out in the county like I do)

Tip number #4 NO BULL. When you pick up girls just pull to the side and let them in don't talk to them from the window you're just looking for LE or even Nosy Neighbors to get your tag numbers.

Well if I could think of more I'd give them but most of what I said everybody else has said before I just wanted a few tips for the Novice Mongers. STAY SAFE GUYS

[Ferrailleur]

Different strokes for different folks but you are one twisted dude. I guess if it makes you happy and its what you like, more power to you. I can't knock that at all.

Thanks BigDonkey

[BigDonkey]

OK, please don't't laugh too hard, those dirty shirts are a big turn on for me. I wear them all the time in my junkyard business and you may see me dressed like that me pushing a junk cart here and there. Paying women to put one on is also a huge turn-on. No harm done. They are consenting and well paid.

Re: abandoned house. I have been spending time in those houses for years, even sleeping in there while drug addicts and SW's were doing their business. I never has any issue because I blend in. I don't do drugs but the dwellers of these houses befriend me like I'm homeless. My ultimate joy is to lay down in the trash, push away the needles and doze off with junkies and SW's in the warm glow of a candle!

How could it be more romantic?

Different strokes for different folks but you are one twisted dude. I guess if it makes you happy and its what you like, more power to you. I can't knock that at all.

[Ferrailleur]

These pics were taken in Memphis. I worked hard on the Memphis forum to get my bearings. I probably drove 200 miles in my rented car before I found her. But then nothing special. Life is hard for older mongers with kinky tastes! Note that she wears that "exciting" work overall!

One thing for sure: the Baltimore forum is entertaining and full of life.

Thanks to all!

[The Big Man]

OK, please don't't laugh too hard, those dirty shirts are a big turn on for me. I wear them all the time in my junkyard business and you may see me dressed like that me pushing a junk cart here and there. Paying women to put one on is also a huge turn-on. No harm done. They are consenting and well paid.

Re: abandoned house. I have been spending time in those houses for years, even sleeping in there while drug addicts and SW's were doing their business. I never has any issue because I blend in. I don't do drugs but the dwellers of these houses befriend me like I'm homeless. My ultimate joy is to lay down in the trash, push away the needles and doze off with junkies and SW's in the warm glow of a candle!

How could it be more romantic?

Hahahahahha, you are hilarious. I love you Ferrailleur. You are the real deal.

[Ferrailleur]

Do you give them those dirty ass shirts to wear or is that what they are all ready wearing? Just wondering! And I also want to say be very carefull going up in those abando's I'm sure you know all the bad shit that can happen.

OK, please don't't laugh too hard, those dirty shirts are a big turn on for me. I wear them all the time in my junkyard business and you may see me dressed like that me pushing a junk cart here and there. Paying women to put one on is also a huge turn-on. No harm done. They are consenting and well paid.

Re: abandoned house. I have been spending time in those houses for years, even sleeping in there while drug addicts and SW's were doing their business. I never has any issue because I blend in. I don't do drugs but the dwellers of these houses befriend me like I'm homeless. My ultimate joy is to lay down in the trash, push away the needles and doze off with junkies and SW's in the warm glow of a candle!

How could it be more romantic?

[Youngster83]

So I was down towards the Dundalk way yesterday around five. I've been hearing that its starting to pick up around there lately. I make one pass down from Eastern on Dundalk and to my surprise I see more then one, but not to my standards. As I pass Holibird there's a tan, black hair with a lot of tattoos. Def got my interest! So I decide to turn to turn around and go for the scoop. By the time I could get back she was scooped up. So I turned back around and headed down towards the bridge. Right as you get to the rofo the street lights were out so they had cops with the cross streets blocked and wouldn't let U-turn around. Thinking as if the LE would hinder any kind of fun down here I decided to make a U-turn, well the "older. Really older" lady in the car in front of me decided to lock the breaks up and BOOM! I hit the back of her.

What a COCK block!

After all that and her not wanting to get out and talk or pull off to the side till a officer came. All said and done I just went home. Don't know if its a sign or not but I might just stick to a number or too that I could receive.

All this just to find the girl Ashley with the Hugh tramp stamp that I can't ever seem to find.