Massage Parlor Reports

[Rafen]

Wanted a massage today, based on some reviews I decided to go to Lime Therapy in Alexandria. They constantly advertise on BP and also on CL, I've seen several reviews on here as well.

-greeted by old woman who told me to come back in 30 minutes, I told her it's fine I'll just go somewhere else, but she insisted that they would provide a top of the line massage. Anyway, I waited in the parking lot for 30. Went back, rang bell, she told me wait 3 minutes. Waited, was led to room where I asked for 30 minutes only. After I paid she told me to wait 5 minutes since I wanted TS and it was in use. I ended up waiting for 10. Another woman came in, mid 30's wanted to start massage, I reminded her I was waiting for TS so she left. 5 minutes later was given TS by older woman. Then waited for another 5 minutes for masseuse to come in.

By then I was already frustrated with all the waiting I had been doing. Masseuse came in, average bod, mid 30's, not talkative. She poked around my back and legs for a while, massaged my head, attempted to give me "feather touch" but I told her I want a MASSAGE so be firm. She then proceeded to pinch around my legs a bit. She kept rubbing her legs on my hands I guess in an attempt to get me turned on and get me to touch her, but since I was so frustrated with all the waiting I did I was not in the mood and resisted. After 15 minutes of what she considered a massage she said "ok honey your time is up". I argued with her saying that only 15 minutes had passed, she was being bitchy so I got up, dressed and walked out. No tip.

Fellas, I think you all need to take a stand against bad service. If you keep tipping and over tipping bad service it will only get worse. She needed to know that her service was shit. I'm never going there again and I hope none of you go either. There's obviously no shortage of massage parlors in NoVa, just go somewhere else.

That sounds awful. Once you met your masseuse, your waiting should have been over. When these places get busy, they really don't know how to deal with it.

I've been to Lime before and had a nice time. It was pretty straight forward. Led to room, met masseuse, got table shower, got massage+ w / clothes on, left with bottle of water. The only thing I didn't like about it was that she asked how much tip I would be providing before the +. I offered the standard. She asked for. 2 more. I said no. She didn't push it. It's an ok place. I don't know if I would be back, since I've found much better.

[Drunker Irish]

You should have went to a legitimate massage place if all you wanted was a real massage. Provider gave you all the signals for a better than Northern Virginia finish, and you're upset at bad service?

You're mad at them for bad service, but sounds like you were pretty wound up to begin with by waiting in your car for 30 minutes. I've never been there, but it sounds like its worth a second look.

Wanted a massage today, based on some reviews I decided to go to Lime Therapy in Alexandria. They constantly advertise on BP and also on CL, I've seen several reviews on here as well.

-greeted by old woman who told me to come back in 30 minutes, I told her it's fine I'll just go somewhere else, but she insisted that they would provide a top of the line massage. Anyway, I waited in the parking lot for 30. Went back, rang bell, she told me wait 3 minutes. Waited, was led to room where I asked for 30 minutes only. After I paid she told me to wait 5 minutes since I wanted TS and it was in use. I ended up waiting for 10. Another woman came in, mid 30's wanted to start massage, I reminded her I was waiting for TS so she left. 5 minutes later was given TS by older woman. Then waited for another 5 minutes for masseuse to come in.

By then I was already frustrated with all the waiting I had been doing. Masseuse came in, average bod, mid 30's, not talkative. She poked around my back and legs for a while, massaged my head, attempted to give me "feather touch" but I told her I want a MASSAGE so be firm. She then proceeded to pinch around my legs a bit. She kept rubbing her legs on my hands I guess in an attempt to get me turned on and get me to touch her, but since I was so frustrated with all the waiting I did I was not in the mood and resisted. After 15 minutes of what she considered a massage she said "ok honey your time is up". I argued with her saying that only 15 minutes had passed, she was being bitchy so I got up, dressed and walked out. No tip.

Fellas, I think you all need to take a stand against bad service. If you keep tipping and over tipping bad service it will only get worse. She needed to know that her service was shit. I'm never going there again and I hope none of you go either. There's obviously no shortage of massage parlors in NoVa, just go somewhere else.

[JayHunt]

Wanted a massage today, based on some reviews I decided to go to Lime Therapy in Alexandria. They constantly advertise on BP and also on CL, I've seen several reviews on here as well.

-greeted by old woman who told me to come back in 30 minutes, I told her it's fine I'll just go somewhere else, but she insisted that they would provide a top of the line massage. Anyway, I waited in the parking lot for 30. Went back, rang bell, she told me wait 3 minutes. Waited, was led to room where I asked for 30 minutes only. After I paid she told me to wait 5 minutes since I wanted TS and it was in use. I ended up waiting for 10. Another woman came in, mid 30's wanted to start massage, I reminded her I was waiting for TS so she left. 5 minutes later was given TS by older woman. Then waited for another 5 minutes for masseuse to come in.

By then I was already frustrated with all the waiting I had been doing. Masseuse came in, average bod, mid 30's, not talkative. She poked around my back and legs for a while, massaged my head, attempted to give me "feather touch" but I told her I want a MASSAGE so be firm. She then proceeded to pinch around my legs a bit. She kept rubbing her legs on my hands I guess in an attempt to get me turned on and get me to touch her, but since I was so frustrated with all the waiting I did I was not in the mood and resisted. After 15 minutes of what she considered a massage she said "ok honey your time is up". I argued with her saying that only 15 minutes had passed, she was being bitchy so I got up, dressed and walked out. No tip.

Fellas, I think you all need to take a stand against bad service. If you keep tipping and over tipping bad service it will only get worse. She needed to know that her service was shit. I'm never going there again and I hope none of you go either. There's obviously no shortage of massage parlors in NoVa, just go somewhere else.

What a bad experience!

This one actually is on my to-visit list since some earlier reviews ware very good.

Hard working money need to spend on something valuable!

[XanderEks]

Wanted a massage today, based on some reviews I decided to go to Lime Therapy in Alexandria. They constantly advertise on BP and also on CL, I've seen several reviews on here as well.

-greeted by old woman who told me to come back in 30 minutes, I told her it's fine I'll just go somewhere else, but she insisted that they would provide a top of the line massage. Anyway, I waited in the parking lot for 30. Went back, rang bell, she told me wait 3 minutes. Waited, was led to room where I asked for 30 minutes only. After I paid she told me to wait 5 minutes since I wanted TS and it was in use. I ended up waiting for 10. Another woman came in, mid 30's wanted to start massage, I reminded her I was waiting for TS so she left. 5 minutes later was given TS by older woman. Then waited for another 5 minutes for masseuse to come in.

By then I was already frustrated with all the waiting I had been doing. Masseuse came in, average bod, mid 30's, not talkative. She poked around my back and legs for a while, massaged my head, attempted to give me "feather touch" but I told her I want a MASSAGE so be firm. She then proceeded to pinch around my legs a bit. She kept rubbing her legs on my hands I guess in an attempt to get me turned on and get me to touch her, but since I was so frustrated with all the waiting I did I was not in the mood and resisted. After 15 minutes of what she considered a massage she said "ok honey your time is up". I argued with her saying that only 15 minutes had passed, she was being bitchy so I got up, dressed and walked out. No tip.

Fellas, I think you all need to take a stand against bad service. If you keep tipping and over tipping bad service it will only get worse. She needed to know that her service was shit. I'm never going there again and I hope none of you go either. There's obviously no shortage of massage parlors in NoVa, just go somewhere else.

[JBthaMonger]

FYI, Tokyo wellness center is closed becausd of business license issues, whatever that means.

[Phillie]

So any girls in the McLean / Tyson area offering BBBJCIM?

Destiny at TCCC gave me a BBBJCIM, but I don't know her schedule as she travels. Might want to give them a call to see if she's available.

[MoonView]

I visited NSP two weeks ago (sorry for the delay).

Provider was Ruby. Mid 30s, shapely, firm, handsome in the way that is attractive to hobiests.

NSP is conveniently located with good parking but is the only place I have visited that does not use a two-door entry. And standing in the parking lot waiting for MMS Lily (and her little dogs) to answer can be a bummer.

Went upstairs to the largest of the 3 rooms, paid the house. 8. Waited a short time. Across the hall to the shower.

The TS is my favorite part. This scrub was marginally cleansing but was the first manifestation of the lack of interest by the provider in the AMP experience.

Back to the room. Massage was mediocre (tended to pinch). Asked for tip (OK, Ruby did not know me, but Lily knows me as a long-term client, and I had appropriate funds). Uninspired is the best I can say. That she declared "all done" after less than 45 minutes would have been reason for me to complain (had I been happy with any part of the visit. But as it was, I was just as happy to move on).

Why I won't be back: As I dressed, I noted the towels being folded. And I am certain they were going to be recycled vice washed.

I will not be recommending NSP in the future (sorry Lily)

That's the way it was for me. But YMMV

YMMV Alot,

I can help.

First, I always grab fresh towels after the TS session, they are stacked right there where the dry is. I never settle for the in room folded towels.

Second, give Gina a try. You will find her MUCH more accommodating!

And as a side note, being your second post here, doubtful Lilly will care much about your non recommendation but I will say if you had spoke to her after your session you might have been able to fix any future problems. Remember, they want to see you coming back & back & etc, the masseuses come and go but your $$ have the leverage.

So give it another shot if you can, sadly there are not many places around NOVA anymore so the few that remain need to be patronized. And remember you always have the flood of Asian BP ads that seem to be the trend right now but only if you can forgo the TS section of the movie. LOL

Hope that helps,

MnV.

[Ymmv Alot]

I visited NSP two weeks ago (sorry for the delay).

Provider was Ruby. Mid 30s, shapely, firm, handsome in the way that is attractive to hobiests.

NSP is conveniently located with good parking but is the only place I have visited that does not use a two-door entry. And standing in the parking lot waiting for MMS Lily (and her little dogs) to answer can be a bummer.

Went upstairs to the largest of the 3 rooms, paid the house. 8. Waited a short time. Across the hall to the shower.

The TS is my favorite part. This scrub was marginally cleansing but was the first manifestation of the lack of interest by the provider in the AMP experience.

Back to the room. Massage was mediocre (tended to pinch). Asked for tip (OK, Ruby did not know me, but Lily knows me as a long-term client, and I had appropriate funds). Uninspired is the best I can say. That she declared "all done" after less than 45 minutes would have been reason for me to complain (had I been happy with any part of the visit. But as it was, I was just as happy to move on).

Why I won't be back: As I dressed, I noted the towels being folded. And I am certain they were going to be recycled vice washed.

I will not be recommending NSP in the future (sorry Lily)

That's the way it was for me. But YMMV

[Ferreter]

Little late to report about this but saw this on BP in an escort section, contacted the no. In the advts. Went to the location that she told me in NOVA area.

Provider is definitely older then what's said in the add may be 45, but place was nice massage was so so. Damage was

$.40 PM me for furtherintel.

http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscor...age-37/7620983

[Capricaone]

So any girls in the McLean / Tyson area offering BBBJCIM?

[Toddill]

New to the area so I thought I'd offer my first post. Stopped by BKY in Annadale a couple times in the past few weeks. Drew the same girl both times (didn't ask for her name). She was probably in her late 20s with average looks. TS was decent with attention paid to the right areas. Actual massage was below average, mostly just some poking and prodding. On the flip, standard NOVA finish. I may repeat, though I think I will check out some other parlors in the area to see if there's anything better out there.

[BigCoolie]

I TOFTT and decided to surf over to:

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...019479530.html

They offered a great and firm massage. That is it.

(Where is Vickie and Yo-Yo these days?)

[Mongeroose]

Great visit with Micky at Lime. My first visit to this spot. I rank it above Comfort, Prince, and Rain in the area. A hair below Peach when it was hopping. Details via PM to avoid a repeat of December.

[Skirite Hound]

You have to check these places from time to time to see who is working there. It's the luck of the draw. Cheena is younger than the usual lot at NSP / MSP, but still early 30s. Round cute face; very agreeable personality. Firm, not saggy. She acknowledges the high turn-over rate of girls, but stays coy about how much longer she has."I wait for you forever." Questioned me closely about tips to previous girls. That was unusual, as this is often non-verbal. Good conversationalist, good TS, good massage. You get what you pay for. She deserves some more business sent her way. There are two providers working there. Did not see the other one, but I would call ahead for this one.

[DiamondLifeDav]

Anyone have info on this provider?

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...7-1135/4450714

June is very good massuese. Take my review in its simplicity.

Works out of her home. Gracious and mature woman.

Above par excellence on the actual massage.

Ending simply because she feels she has to provide for business. Nothing satisfying there. Would rather just come back more often to enjoy quality massage.