Streetwalker Reports

**Immanuel Kunt** · 05-24-12 09:34

Dr. Immanuel Kunt, the philosopher that he is, is grappling with a practical matter. Some time ago an old SW friend wanted to re-establish contact with me. She had been an addict who had been selling herself, somewhat selectively but, hey, what's the difference. That's we met, and kept in touch over the years. Ultimately, she was able to quit the game and stopped using coke and heroin.

I don't know what she expected from me, an aging philospher who no longer is the stud he once was, but I expected a somewhat normal given-and-take relationship with a younger woman. It soured very quickly. I don't want to analyze the situation too much. After all I am Dr. Kunt, not Sigmund Freud. But I found her to be too unpredictably erratic in her behavior. She took offense far too quickly. Also the matter of money was touchy. She wanted some but did not want to feel like a working girl.

A case of damaged goods, psychologicallty, I would say.

The fling is over. Which means that I am looking, although not very hard. I am like a guy who is starting to date after lots of years. The street scene now scares me, and I have never gone the escort route. I guess my problem is that I am really looking for a GFE experience when none may be forthcoming.

Not to worry. This dilemma of a man's existence does not compare with the challenges of mankind that I deal with every day in the academia. Genug.

**Cls9637** · 05-24-12 05:23

Originally Posted by Klove48 [View Original Post]

She is ok. She sent me a text last night with another phone # (it's about the 100th) , telling me to contact her. She does not like to come out anymore unless she has to. She 's cool people.

Yeah, she sent me the same text and yet another number. I do see, though, that she has a VOP warrant.

**Green Machine** · 05-23-12 16:50

Thanks to another Senior, I was able to connect with Kitty yesterday and I concur that she's one of the best providers to hit Baltimore and if you have the oppotunity to see her, take it!

Went to a local no-tell and everything you've read before was spot on. Nice tight body, DFK, BBBJ and a tasty tight pussy. Will definitely repeat and only good things to say.

**Klove48** · 05-23-12 08:22

Originally Posted by SirDrDunk [View Original Post]

While I think about it has anyone seen Crystal around I usually see her when I go through the loop heading home haven't seen her out lately.

She is ok. She sent me a text last night with another phone # (it's about the 100th) , telling me to contact her. She does not like to come out anymore unless she has to. She 's cool people.

**SirDrDunk** · 05-23-12 06:41

While I think about it has anyone seen Crystal around I usually see her when I go through the loop heading home haven't seen her out lately.

**Cracksmoak** · 05-22-12 23:16

Took a ride Sunday evening. Counted 7 WSWs and 1 BSW CB / P. The BSW was Tammy from over 10 years ago. Its unfortunate that SWs don't have a retirement program because she really needs to retire. None worth stopping for. Went over to W / W and counted 8 WSWs. One had a nice body. Did a loop, and saw the face close up. Scary. Headed back toward CB / P to see Betty. Saw 2 at SA on the way. One fatty, one had a nice body. Entered the landing pattern again for a closer look. Holy hatchet job Batman! When I saw these horrific looking SWs I asked myself,"would I do any of them if it were free?" The answer was "No." Then I asked myself,"would I do any of them if they were the last females on the planet?" There was a blonde on CB / P that may clean up decently for a BJ but I'd have to wait for the end of civilization to make that determination. Went down to Becky's house after that. She wasn't there, but saw her twin sister Milli who I had never tried before. Milli's has a cute face, but a really messed up body. Lackluster performance. I prefer Becky. Becky provides GFE for me. A GF that has to keep her top on, but GFE nonetheless.

**NewbForBewb** · 05-22-12 22:04

Stranger Danger, avoid Nicole!

Holy hell, where do I start! I take a trip up Conklin and don't see anything to my liking. Swing back through 10 minutes later and I see an actual cute WSW standing on the first corner past the BP. I swung around to make sure she was a SW. Could have easily been a civi. Easily a 10 on the SW scale. 8 civi.

Description: 5'8, 140, long black hair to the middle of her back, pale skin, spinner body, no visible scars or bruises, make up done, hands and feet professionally done (french) , actual cute face to go with the rest of the package. On this night she was wearing a miniskirt and a cami. Says she dances at the Ritz in Fells and the Jewel Box on the block.

I ask her if she needs a ride and she hops in. Holy shit! Hustled from beginning to end! She had just had the worst day of her life. She just found out her friend died, she was punched in the chest by some kid on a bike and her phone was stolen, I'm sure there was more, I just tuned it out. She actually asked if I had any xanax LOL. I said no. She asked if I would let her cop from a friend nearby, I said sure, you have the money already? No. LOL Sorry, can't front it! Did the cop check and we were off.

Due to street closures it took a few extra minutes getting to my place, so I asked up front what was on the menu and for how much. She said she wanted to talk about it once we arrived. I specifically told her I would accept that but if the prices were high it's just easier to get it out of the way and drop her back off. Nothing more was said.

We get to my place. She asked what I wanted. I stated I wanted my usual BJ. She says she gets. 6 for that. I said ok, let's head back. When I told her the normal tuition for Conklin she was unnerved."I never do it for that, I just had a guy pay me $.75 for the same thing. It's all I could do to keep from laughing. She also stated she was trying to organize the Conkin SW community so that stardard tuition was no longer credible LOL. OMFG! This woman was a laugh a second! I can just see it now! The International Union of Ho's, local chapter 69.

So she whips out a condom, of which I'm not very fond, and I asked that it be uncovered. Total upsell all the way. I will for more money, but not standard tuition. Due to the fact she was actually semi-hot, I asked how much for FS, she said $. (I might actually have considered her for FS if not for all the nonsense)

Condom on and she's complaining like hell, I'm not getting hard fast enough, blah blah blah. Did I mention getting a BJ with a condom on is like taking a shower with raincoat? Well I pushed it out in record time, just to get it over with. No way was I going to put up with her any longer than I needed to. I drove her back and dropped her off. I don't think she even noticed I didn't ask for her digits. (she'd have the same number once she got a new phone)

Total disappointment and would not repeat if she paid ME.

She says she rents a room on Conklin so I assume she's out quite a bit. She also stated she does backpage, etc, but I haven't seen her, at least her real pictures. Oh, and for those that want non-moms, when I asked her to show me what she's got to get me going, she halfassed lifted her shirt, showing stretchmarks. Not horrible, at least not the top of them which was all I could see, but they were there.

**Kim Park** · 05-22-12 21:00

Originally Posted by Kim Park [View Original Post]

Got a call from a fellow hobbyist saying that the tall heather that shune posted about (which I posted first) either got a "work-related" injury during their last session or got that time of the month. Wanted to make sure she's alright but ran into this long hair brunette instead.

Very clean, mid 20's and for first thought her to be either a bait (given that there were patrols around) or simply some civilian hailing for a cab. Anyway, gave her an innocent wave and she came in and sat in the front and told me she doesn't usually do this but needed some money so we went to get to know each other better.

On the way there, learnt that she's actually educated (got into a local community college nearby) and got a real job before layoff. Was very conversant and knowledgeable about current events (including the fiasco with the secret service). As we drove, I started playing with her puppies. She said it was C but felt more like a B (definitely not as firm as tall heather though).

The lip service was good (had better too) but she was very dedicated when down on her knees and took instructions well. Did some full throat thrusting and no gagging and no complaint. The tommy was pleasantly flat, no sign of childbirth and no tattoos, piercings or needle holes anywhere.

Flipped her over and saw one of the shiniest moon ever. No dimples, hair or anything disgusting. Removed the matching thong and got see one of of the cleanest P thus far and no foul smell either from front or back. It was tight and dry in the beginning (she said last time she dated was last week, yeah right) but resisted the urge to eat that sushi since I just got to know her. The rest is the standard workout.

Totally sweet girl, totally GFE! Will try my luck again if she's still around. Since don't know if she is indeed a part-timer looking just to make ends meet, her name has been withheld to protect the guilty.

Gave her standard plus extra tip.

PS After dropping her off at Walmart as she requested, saw her walking across the street toward the motel. Interested hobbyist may find her there or the location listed above.

Speaking of dancers, I finally got permission from this gal to share info for those of you who are reliable members. She dances at Circus (not the Ringley brother's) and, as stated above, got a very nice personality, good skills and the nice and tight body of a 20.

Wish I could help her out but am currently not available so PM me if you want to tap that nice booty.

**Shune** · 05-22-12 12:26

Originally Posted by SirDrDunk [View Original Post]

Is she a dancer down the block cause damn she looks familar

That's a good question, she may have been a Blockette or a Backpage girl. She did I think, mentioned something to me along that line.

But, as fortune would have it, at the time I was momentarily subjugated by events not entirely under my control, therefor I was not paying too much attention to what she was saying, if you know what I mean.

I will however, try to verified that the next time see her.

To be continued.

**Shune** · 05-22-12 11:56

Originally Posted by SlapHappy4 [View Original Post]

Oh my. This forum is a great tool. If you had read the DC forum you would know that is the transformer track. It's cool if that's your cup of tea, but for most straight guys a hand full of cock is usually a deal breaker. I'm sure your monger vision is quite well refined with your life's experience. Let's not clog up this forum with lame chat about how you were not actually deceived. The "bullet is through the church" excuse won't fly with this one.

To all the legit and value contributors out there, has anyone considered the possibility that this is a 'gaff post', total and absolute shenanigans?

In all likelihood, this individual has either been humiliated / chastised perviously on this Tread (more than likely under another alias.) , or has no idea how stupid and pathetic his views are; just for his 15 minutes under the Sun, even as a clown.

He does not deserved to be held in contempt by any of us. And furthermore, he should not be encouraged by any additional 'Responds' to his imbecilic post or any other similar asinine posts by any other imitators in the future.

However, if I'm wrong in this case and you are not what I perceive you as than, my apology. But, please take this as a lesson learned and post appropriately next time. We all learn form our mistakes Von, and there's no shame it's just the price for learning, my friend.

**T Bone 3** · 05-22-12 11:32

Originally Posted by La Von [View Original Post]

Yea I know I should have done more research before venturing into uncharted territories. I mean I know all the loops in here in chemical city and now even though its a day late and a dollar short I now know the DC loops and what to look out for down there as well.

Rookie mistake

Well since you were in the military you should know about "don't ask. Don't tell" " loose lips sink ships" The Army, be all you can be, but not in me!

TB3

**La Von** · 05-22-12 08:44

Originally Posted by SlapHappy4 [View Original Post]

Oh my. This forum is a great tool. If you had read the DC forum you would know that is the transformer track. It's cool if that's your cup of tea, but for most straight guys a hand full of cock is usually a deal breaker. I'm sure your monger vision is quite well refined with your life's experience. Let's not clog up this forum with lame chat about how you were not actually deceived. The "bullet is through the church" excuse won't fly with this one.

Yea I know I should have done more research before venturing into uncharted territories. I mean I know all the loops in here in chemical city and now even though its a day late and a dollar short I now know the DC loops and what to look out for down there as well.

Rookie mistake

**SlapHappy4** · 05-22-12 07:05

Originally Posted by La Von [View Original Post]

All I just want to say I've been reading these posts for some time now, and I've been kind of skeptical as actually venturing out. I would just rely on the girls from CL (back when you could get them) , and the girls from BP and AS. But now I have to say the thrill of the hunt is a dangerous bug that I can't seem to shake. Since I live in the h-land area I've had the honor of cruising the CB Loop and the WW Loop and though my eye is good at scouting (10 years in the military) I can't seem to find any BSW. But my luck changed about 3 weeks ago on my way to work I had to stop and get gas and since I was in the DC area I decided hit up NY Ave and Bam! BSW galore! My first go was with a thick BSW by the name of Jazz she took the head game that I was used to a whole new level with her CBJ for. 4 and I got to check the oil (BOTH) and got the digits willing to share with seniors. Now don't make fun of me but I made the mistake of venturing too far into DC and ended up on 5th and K, she told me. 8 for backdoor and before I knew it she was bent over my hood I went for the reach around and got more than I bargained for, I finished but I will never go that far again. And last week saw another BSW on NY thought she was a little thick (she was actually 6 months pregnant).4 for CBJ and again got the full rub down and checked both oils excellent skills. Since I work in northern VA it's the perfect cup of coffee to get my morning going right. Hopefully next time I can get pics to share.

Oh my. This forum is a great tool. If you had read the DC forum you would know that is the transformer track. It's cool if that's your cup of tea, but for most straight guys a hand full of cock is usually a deal breaker. I'm sure your monger vision is quite well refined with your life's experience. Let's not clog up this forum with lame chat about how you were not actually deceived. The "bullet is through the church" excuse won't fly with this one.

**ArmyStrong** · 05-21-12 23:49

I drove around the w / w loop and the be / cb loop for a few hours today. Lots of marked and unmarked in be / cb. To the point I just left. All I saw in w / w was old, used SW's and big (and I do mean big) SW's on the w / w loop. Damn it really sucked.

**Masonm** · 05-21-12 19:57

Originally Posted by La Von [View Original Post]

Now don't make fun of me but I made the mistake of venturing too far into DC and ended up on 5th and K, she told me. 8 for backdoor and before I knew it she was bent over my hood I went for the reach around and got more than I bargained for, I finished but I will never go that far again.

Sometimes I'm as thick as two planks. What did your reach around yield, please?