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**Thefatman2009** · 05-18-12 01:44

Saw Kia, who has been on BP for awhile under multiple names. A small mixed girl with a nice body overall. Rather talkative but very nice and easy to get along with. She also has a hell of a voice if she sings for you! Damage was $$ for an hour massage which is probably overpriced. Ending was nice but no touching allowed ruins it. Overall if she was cheaper or offered me this would be an easy repeat.

**James1234** · 05-17-12 23:23

http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRu...ely-32/5074174

This woman posts in backpage and I have contacted her but something seems off about her she sent me pictures and they look real, but her method of doing business is a little sketchy has anyone seen her? Or can give feedback on her?

Thanks guys I may toftt, but I can't afford to be playing games.

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**Bunker Buster** · 05-17-12 13:51

Originally Posted by Sexy Nerd [View Original Post]

So, I decide to try this whole backpage thing out after reading a few good stories on here.

Like 3 weeks later I called the same girl because she seemed nice and her pictures were nice.

She comes out, she like I'm ready for business now. AWESOME right? NOOO. She gets on all fours, still wil her stupid boots and stupid top, with the lights off. I'm getting no visual or sensual stimulation here, yet I'm supposed to come in like 4 mins. Which is what we fucked for till she said she was tired and she had already nutted and had been done. WOW, whos getting paid here. I ask her for CG or RCG she says " Nooo, I'm sorry. I'm done". And went to the bathroom to dress up. So basically, I talked to a stupid ignorant twat for 30 mins and had sex for 10 mins, gave her an orgasm and waited during a pee break, still hard, fuck lousy doggy for 4 more mins and that's it. Life lesson, I could lower my standards, take a similar chic on a cheap date for less that 100 and still get to fuck all night. Backpage is a total waste of money.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...ere-25/5369224

The easy way to find things is to search the link in Google, where it turns up in the cache.

http://webcache.googleusercontent.co...ere-25/5369224

443-462-1862.

http://eroticmugshots.com/baltimore-...2/?pid=5037498

Nerd, there are thousands of girls advertising on Backpage. These boards have thousands of good reviews of Backpage girls. Based on your one experience, in which you did zero research ("her pictures were nice") , you declare that "Backpage is a total waste of money?"

After reading some good restaurant reviews, I decided to go to a restaurant. I chose one with no reviews, but it looked great in the pictures! They served me spoiled food and the service sucked. This whole dining out thing is a complete waste of money.

Oh, and you actually believe that you gave her an orgasm?

**Horsetrader** · 05-17-12 09:36

Originally Posted by Sexy Nerd [View Original Post]

. She def had a body one her. She was really nice and even hotter in real life. .

Started off mish. And in 10 mins she asked if I was about to come. UMMMMM NO, I usually went like 30 mins before I nut with my ex (skin to skin).

So I fuck her hard and steady and in like 10 mins. .

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...ere-25/5369224

A hot girl comes to your place, you chat for 30 minutes, fuck for 10 minutes, you can't finish, you pay her 0. 6 and call it a rip off. Dude, it's time to wake up. For 0. 6, not many hookers are going to let you take forever like your ex did. I'm surprised that a hot outcall girl would even come to your place for. 6.

Your post is useless to us since we don't even know who you saw.

Horsetrader

**Harmankardon** · 05-17-12 07:04

Originally Posted by Sexy Nerd [View Original Post]

So, I decide to try this whole backpage thing out after reading a few good stories on here. I had tried earlier but my brain started working again so I didn't go through with it.

Like 3 weeks later I called the same girl because she seemed nice and her pictures were nice. She even sent me mms messages of herself since her face was hidden in her add. She def had a body one her. After much talking on the phone she finally got to my place around 3 am. She was really nice and even hotter in real life. The second she got in she totally lifted her skirt up to her waist, no underwear, ass to die for. It was. 50 for the hr. I left. 60 on the table. We put it in her bra, we sat on the bird and chatted a bit. Then a bit more. Then a bit more, every time I tried to start to get it on she would have some dumb excuse like " lets talk until its time to fuck" ok.

I try to be respectful to women no matter what, tho I did not pay her to talk, I kept my cool. Finally after about 30 mins she decided it was time. AWESOME right. NO?

First bad sign. She would not take of her top, just lowered it enough for her boobs to peek out.

Second bad sign. She would not take her stupid boots off, and no not the sexy boots, the cheap ugg rip off stupid kinda boots.

Started with the lamest CBJ in history for maybe 40 second. Then she said she wants it inside her.

AWESOME right? NOO.

Started off mish. And in 10 mins she asked if I was about to come. UMMMMM NO, I usually went like 30 mins before I nut with my ex (skin to skin).

So I fuck her hard and steady and in like 10 mins she has a power orgasm. In my head I'm thinkin. O she going to want to reward me now. AWESOME right? NOOO.

She asks me again if I'm about to come. How about maybe if you were remotely turning me on. So. I keep pounding in the same boring Mish. Then whadyakno. She says she has to pee. In my head I'm like "seriously" only I actually said it out directed at her. She runs in the bathroom to pee. Ok.

She comes out, she like I'm ready for business now. AWESOME right? NOOO. She gets on all fours, still wil her stupid boots and stupid top, with the lights off. I'm getting no visual or sensual stimulation here, yet I'm supposed to come in like 4 mins. Which is what we fucked for till she said she was tired and she had already nutted and had been done. WOW, whos getting paid here. I ask her for CG or RCG she says " Nooo, I'm sorry. I'm done". And went to the bathroom to dress up. So basically, I talked to a stupid ignorant twat for 30 mins and had sex for 10 mins, gave her an orgasm and waited during a pee break, still hard, fuck lousy doggy for 4 more mins and that's it. Life lesson, I could lower my standards, take a similar chic on a cheap date for less that 100 and still get to fuck all night. Backpage is a total waste of money.

Oh and yea. This is her add. Gentlemen. AVOID. YM-Wll Not-V.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...ere-25/5369224

You really didn't tell us anything. She, she, she, no name used and you posted the link to the ad but surprise it's not up any more. You need to look at the format used on here especially when first starting out. Make sure you post the contents of ad, pictures are always welcome and use her name so we know who the heck you are talking about. You do that and you will get a lot better results, after about the 15th "she" I just just kind of zoned out. Just my 2 cents.

**Sexy Nerd** · 05-17-12 00:13

So, I decide to try this whole backpage thing out after reading a few good stories on here. I had tried earlier but my brain started working again so I didn't go through with it.

Like 3 weeks later I called the same girl because she seemed nice and her pictures were nice. She even sent me mms messages of herself since her face was hidden in her add. She def had a body one her. After much talking on the phone she finally got to my place around 3 am. She was really nice and even hotter in real life. The second she got in she totally lifted her skirt up to her waist, no underwear, ass to die for. It was. 50 for the hr. I left. 60 on the table. We put it in her bra, we sat on the bird and chatted a bit. Then a bit more. Then a bit more, every time I tried to start to get it on she would have some dumb excuse like " lets talk until its time to fuck" ok.

I try to be respectful to women no matter what, tho I did not pay her to talk, I kept my cool. Finally after about 30 mins she decided it was time. AWESOME right. NO?

First bad sign. She would not take of her top, just lowered it enough for her boobs to peek out.

Second bad sign. She would not take her stupid boots off, and no not the sexy boots, the cheap ugg rip off stupid kinda boots.

Started with the lamest CBJ in history for maybe 40 second. Then she said she wants it inside her.

AWESOME right? NOO.

Started off mish. And in 10 mins she asked if I was about to come. UMMMMM NO, I usually went like 30 mins before I nut with my ex (skin to skin).

So I fuck her hard and steady and in like 10 mins she has a power orgasm. In my head I'm thinkin. O she going to want to reward me now. AWESOME right? NOOO.

She asks me again if I'm about to come. How about maybe if you were remotely turning me on. So. I keep pounding in the same boring Mish. Then whadyakno. She says she has to pee. In my head I'm like "seriously" only I actually said it out directed at her. She runs in the bathroom to pee. Ok.

She comes out, she like I'm ready for business now. AWESOME right? NOOO. She gets on all fours, still wil her stupid boots and stupid top, with the lights off. I'm getting no visual or sensual stimulation here, yet I'm supposed to come in like 4 mins. Which is what we fucked for till she said she was tired and she had already nutted and had been done. WOW, whos getting paid here. I ask her for CG or RCG she says " Nooo, I'm sorry. I'm done". And went to the bathroom to dress up. So basically, I talked to a stupid ignorant twat for 30 mins and had sex for 10 mins, gave her an orgasm and waited during a pee break, still hard, fuck lousy doggy for 4 more mins and that's it. Life lesson, I could lower my standards, take a similar chic on a cheap date for less that 100 and still get to fuck all night. Backpage is a total waste of money.

Oh and yea. This is her add. Gentlemen. AVOID. YM-Wll Not-V.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...ere-25/5369224

**The Big Man** · 05-15-12 08:51

Originally Posted by Heartless999 [View Original Post]

We all should. We get on here and judge these ladies on their looks and share personal experiences with them like its a porn movie. We talk about things that should just be between you and the other person. And then we pass judgements about the way they look, dress and even about the place they live. Its really sad. What makes you better then them? Because you are doing the same thing they are. We can't get or find what we are looking for so we go out and call a lady up. So we are just as bad. Do you really think they really enjoy what they do? You act like they don't have feelings like everyone else does. Like they are below us. They are people too, and some of them are actually really nice. Next time you want to pass judgement or talk bad about them look in the mirror first.

Where did this clown come from? This is a potal to exchange information about our experiences with these chicks. Now that is what we do here, share our opinions so the next guy does not waste his money. Also so the next guy can cut to the chase and find what he wants.

This career is by choice, if they don't like what they do, then vamanos Amigos; they don't have to. As a matter of fact, this sight is for the chicks that don't want to do it and still do with poor performance. At least here we can weed them out.

You may find this sight more to your liking www.captainsaveahoe.com

**John4044** · 05-15-12 08:23

When I first saw her ad, I thought TGTBT. I went to go TOFFT and went to call her, and saw that her number was the same as another Korean hottie named Rachel who I saw last year. Rachel was great and really seemed to love sex when I saw her last year, but she is definitely not the girl in the pics on this link. Maybe this is a second girl with Rachel? Maybe a threesome opportunity?

I called and left a message looking for Lilian and got voicemail, but have yet to receive a callback yet. I can vouch that the number is legit, but not sure yet about the provider in the pics. I will see what I can find out and report back.

Originally Posted by DCHung [View Original Post]

I recently saw a new ad for.

http://lilianlove.com/

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...for-24/5273529

The telephone number matches the old.

www.theepeople.com

Site which offered spa and pampering services.

I haven't had a chance to check her out but her pictures look fantastic.

**RedskinsAllDay** · 05-15-12 07:47

We do not come here to bash a provider just because we want to. We come here because we look for the ones who have a great attitude. Likes to dress nicely. Takes care of themselves. If a couple of people told me a certain provider had stains on her sheets. Room smelled like smoke. She looked like crap when I saw her. Why would I want to invest my hard money in that particular provider.

Why would I want to invest my money who says "Oh time is up." Oh you can't do this. Oh you can't do that. I respect everyone as a person but we are the customer and the customer is always right. It's just like someone saying. Oh don't go eat there. You will throw up for days. Eventually the word gets around saying. Do not go there. But if you go to a nice place. Word gets around its a great place to eat. People go there. Think about it like that.

Originally Posted by Heartless999 [View Original Post]

We all should. We get on here and judge these ladies on their looks and share personal experiences with them like its a porn movie. We talk about things that should just be between you and the other person. And then we pass judgements about the way they look, dress and even about the place they live. Its really sad. What makes you better then them? Because you are doing the same thing they are. We can't get or find what we are looking for so we go out and call a lady up. So we are just as bad. Do you really think they really enjoy what they do? You act like they don't have feelings like everyone else does. Like they are below us. They are people too, and some of them are actually really nice. Next time you want to pass judgement or talk bad about them look in the mirror first.

**CourtesanLover** · 05-15-12 06:13

Originally Posted by Heartless999 [View Original Post]

We all should. We get on here and judge these ladies on their looks and share personal experiences with them like its a porn movie. We talk about things that should just be between you and the other person. And then we pass judgements about the way they look, dress and even about the place they live. Its really sad. What makes you better then them? Because you are doing the same thing they are. We can't get or find what we are looking for so we go out and call a lady up. So we are just as bad. Do you really think they really enjoy what they do? You act like they don't have feelings like everyone else does. Like they are below us. They are people too, and some of them are actually really nice. Next time you want to pass judgement or talk bad about them look in the mirror first.

I am calling you sweetie because its obvious you are a provider, how about raising your game, maybe working out a little more and providing better service. Its true that you will not be able to please everyone all the time but hey as they say in business "the customer is always right". As the party with the money in the transaction we have the right to critique the quality of service we receive. As a courtesy to others also inclined to engage in this activity we share information we think will be useful to help others spend their money wisely. Good providers get good reviews and lots of business, bad providers get bad reviews less business, its the free market baby. Improve your level of service or you will be placed in the ash heap of provider history.

**Top Job** · 05-14-12 08:56

Let's get something straight here, this is a big girl. Probably the biggest girl I've ever seen, much less did the horizontal mambo with. No lie about the 6 feet tall + she wears high heels + she is "big-boned".

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...hrs-25/5318260

[ &9733; 6 F0Ot BLoNDE &9733; ]

HAVE U EVER SEEN A WHiTE GiRL MAKE iT CLAP!

714*948*3596.

I'm KaSHLEy RaE[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report! I've thought about going to see her but wondered at that size if she had started life as a girl or had an operation.

**DCHung** · 05-14-12 06:05

I recently saw a new ad for http://lilianlove.com/

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...for-24/5273529

The telephone number matches the old www.theepeople.com Site which offered spa and pampering services.

My name is Lily and my number is 410 449 2077.

Allow me to pamper you, with my limitless skills and talents. High Class Companionship at it's finest. I have a flawless body with curves in all the right places. I am extremely down to earth, very open minded, smart, sexy, sophisticated and adventurous who just loves to have fun! And of course I'm very discreet.

MY PHOTOS ARE REAL100%

NO DISAPPOINTMENTS WHAT SO EVER 410 449 2077 http://lilianlove.com

Poster's age: 24.

• Location: Baltimore, Baltimore and Surrounding Areas.

• Post ID: 5273529 baltimor

I haven't had a chance to check her out but her pictures look fantastic.

**Brahmabull** · 05-13-12 12:54

Originally Posted by Andromeda66 [View Original Post]

It's a joke. If you took it as serious, then you really need to relax.

If it was a joke it was a bad one. I am always relaxed and do not need any advice from you thanks.

Welcome to the board, do your homework (RTFF) and lets hope your next post is a productive one.

**Hugh Jardon** · 05-13-12 11:52

I had noted this girl the last time she was here but wasn't available to take her for a ride. She's back in town and I just had to give her a go. Let's get something straight here, this is a big girl. Probably the biggest girl I've ever seen, much less did the horizontal mambo with. No lie about the 6 feet tall + she wears high heels + she is "big-boned". I'm 5'10" and both of us standing up, I had boobs in my mouth. I have no doubt that she could pin me if we wrestled. As big as she is, she is in decent shape, no sagginess to her. She's pleasant to talk to, clean, and a good performer. She got into any position I asked for while she was delivering a solid CBJ. Then, it was time to climb that mountain of a woman! I had to try it in miss first, legs up, legs down, legs wrapped around. Nice tight snapper and she liked to do some clit stimulation while engaged. She flipped over to the doggy position and she started a little clamping action with the cooter. That, along with grabbing some handfuls of that ample ass were enough to send me over the edge. She was real sweet on the cleanup, too, almost like a AMP. A definite repeat for me if she's still around.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...hrs-25/5318260

[ &9733; 6 F0Ot BLoNDE &9733; ]

HAVE U EVER SEEN A WHiTE GiRL MAKE iT CLAP!

714*948*3596.

I'm KaSHLEy RaE

**Andromeda66** · 05-12-12 22:01

Originally Posted by Brahmabull [View Original Post]

Mongers and LE must never mix related to this hobby. NEVER. If you interface willingly with LE about this hobby, your hobby Karma is screwed. You will eventually meet LE again from the wrong side.

I have no idea what your ex did to you that you are seeking revenge but you need to let that go.

It's a joke. If you took it as serious, then you really need to relax.