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**Member #4338** · 05-12-12 15:36

A legit MILF with good (not great) reviews on another site. My advice is to only call her when you are ready to see her within the hour. I originally tried to set something up the day before. At the appointed hour she didn't answer as it turned out she had another customer. Against my better judgement I relented and tried again the next day and we hooked up.

WYSIWYG and the service is good for the price.

http://maryland.backpage.com/FemaleE...xxy-39/5352483

**Brahmabull** · 05-12-12 13:28

Originally Posted by Andromeda66 [View Original Post]

Maybe we should get together a list of evil exes and call the anonymous tipline and say all of them are working girls. Would keep the cops busy for a while, and keep the heat off of the mongerers.

Mongers and LE must never mix related to this hobby. NEVER. If you interface willingly with LE about this hobby, your hobby Karma is screwed. You will eventually meet LE again from the wrong side.

I have no idea what your ex did to you that you are seeking revenge but you need to let that go.

**Andromeda66** · 05-11-12 23:53

Maybe we should get together a list of evil exes and call the anonymous tipline and say all of them are working girls. Would keep the cops busy for a while, and keep the heat off of the mongerers.

**Harmankardon** · 05-11-12 22:02

Originally Posted by Joseleche [View Original Post]

Sometimes Herdon / Loudin County does stings, they actually got a hold of a girls info that was popped in AACo and used that. Several of us posted warnings and that infor didn; t stay up long. Bit as far as the CL post, it says My friend, but then says I filing a lawsuit.

Yeah I am always taking the CL posts with a grain of salt but I figure I would put it out there if someone else had more info or just to get them to take that extra 5 minutes and really see if things are cool.

**Joseleche** · 05-11-12 21:53

Originally Posted by Harmankardon [View Original Post]

Hey guys just wanted to say watch out when you are out there. CB has been stepping up enforcement and I see mongers getting busted every night. I was up Baltimore on Belair and saw and UC nail someone at a light at erdman and Belair around 1040. And while not the same area there are also reported stings going on in Herndon VA. I am posting the link from CL reporting about it. Obviously be careful out there and I always take these CL posts with a grain of salt. I did email the guy and try to find out what girl it was but no response.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...010368206.html

Herndon Police stings. Stay clear. W4m. 22 (Herndon)

Date: 2012-05-11, 7:36PM EDT.

Reply to: rvc7r-3010368206@pers.craigslist.org

My friend Pablo was LOCKED UP yesterday in a sting operation by vice squad in Herndon VA. He contacted escort from backpage. Unmarked police vehicles were in hotel lot and a Guy approached him. (We later found out hotel had called vice squad because of the amount of guys coming in and out of hotel in short time spans.) When he got to door. Door opened they slammed him to ground. I'm filing lawsuit. He just trying to bang a working girl and gets laceration to face? Where's the justice.

Location: Herndon.

It's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests.

PostingID: 3010368206.

I might need a good step by step instruction but I know some guys on here know how to pull up ads that were taken down so if someone wants to share that it would be appreciated. So take care and stay safe.

Sometimes Herdon / Loudin County does stings, they actually got a hold of a girls info that was popped in AACo and used that. Several of us posted warnings and that infor didn; t stay up long. Bit as far as the CL post, it says My friend, but then says I filing a lawsuit.

**Harmankardon** · 05-11-12 21:18

Originally Posted by Joseleche [View Original Post]

Here is a link with warning from AACPD.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...icking/5347966

Hey guys just wanted to say watch out when you are out there. CB has been stepping up enforcement and I see mongers getting busted every night. I was up Baltimore on Belair and saw and UC nail someone at a light at erdman and Belair around 1040. And while not the same area there are also reported stings going on in Herndon VA. I am posting the link from CL reporting about it. Obviously be careful out there and I always take these CL posts with a grain of salt. I did email the guy and try to find out what girl it was but no response.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...010368206.html

Herndon Police stings. Stay clear. W4m. 22 (Herndon)

Date: 2012-05-11, 7:36PM EDT.

Reply to: rvc7r-3010368206@pers.craigslist.org

My friend Pablo was LOCKED UP yesterday in a sting operation by vice squad in Herndon VA. He contacted escort from backpage. Unmarked police vehicles were in hotel lot and a Guy approached him. (We later found out hotel had called vice squad because of the amount of guys coming in and out of hotel in short time spans.) When he got to door. Door opened they slammed him to ground. I'm filing lawsuit. He just trying to bang a working girl and gets laceration to face? Where's the justice.

Location: Herndon.

It's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests.

PostingID: 3010368206.

I might need a good step by step instruction but I know some guys on here know how to pull up ads that were taken down so if someone wants to share that it would be appreciated. So take care and stay safe.

**SeoulFood** · 05-11-12 16:44

Originally Posted by Benchseats Rock [View Original Post]

Here is a cut and paste of my experience with the Fat Pig Housewife:

Wow. Live and learn.

**The Big Man** · 05-11-12 16:26

Originally Posted by Joseleche [View Original Post]

Here is a link with warning from AACPD.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...icking/5347966

I do not think that is authentic.

**Joseleche** · 05-11-12 13:35

Here is a link with warning from AACPD.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...icking/5347966

**Benchseats Rock** · 05-11-12 11:59

Originally Posted by Business Major [View Original Post]

Her pics are from 2003 so I'm skeptical if anyone knows and reputable lady's that do out calls to the severna park are or even in calls not more the 20 mina away please pm me with information I'm new to all this and need help to avoid any potential issues that may arise from an uneducated pursuit of one of these lady's here's her ad.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...-hr-34/5343766

Here is a cut and paste of my experience with the Fat Pig Housewife:

Originally Posted by Bench

On BP the other night, was at a hotel waiting for a friend to come over but she never showed up. Its ok, she's busy and I will run in to her later, one way or the other it will work out. I actually had a nice time at the hotel. I made some friends, I am pretty sure they were working girls and we are all hanging out on facebook now and spent some time in the gym on the treadmills and in the pool. I did not get to play splashy splashy naked fun time with any of them, yet. But that will maybe happen eventually, but the problem with this is that after being awake all night and constant teased by the hotness I was making friends with, I was horny, had some money, and made a dumb move. I returned a call that I got no response to from the night before.

The ad I responded to was on BP, no pictures, and if you search for the term "housewife", it will pull up.

There is a reason no pictures, she is a fat old cow and nothing at all like the ad.

Ad "A Real Housewife looking for lonely males 202 XXX 6535. 35.

Smokin blonde 38dds 145lbs looking to wear you out specials 202 XXX 6535 serious inquires only.

Poster's age: 35"

If she is 35 than I am George Clooney. I am in fact not George Clooney or I wouldn't be living in Baltimore hanging out with you guys, no offense. She is probably something like 50, and rough as shit. She has monster titties though, but there is a whole lot of fat underneath them. And maybe 145 is what she weighed in high school, but there is no way in hell grandma is that light. I don't care if girls really do look different than guys do in how much they weigh and stuff, she is full of shit totally.

Plays a neat game of staying out of view at the top of the stairs and just far enough ahead of you until you are in the playroom in her house. Once you're in the room, she makes a comment about having 19 cats and how proud she is of not having a house that smells like 19 cats live there. OMG WTF have I gotten myself into. Well I think to myself, maybe she gives some ridiculous phenom head and I will have an experience. Not so much.

Like an idiot I lay my crap out of my pockets on top of the dresser, hand her. 6 and put the other. 2 I had under my cigarettes and keys. She says you don't want FS, I say no, just head for the. 6 and that is all. Then the fucking kunt takes the. 2 from under my stuff and puts it with the money gave her and says "Oh Mr. CVPI you're going to love what I am going to do for you, you like my titties and I am really tight, trust me." At this point I should have gotten up and taken all my money and stuff and just gotten dressed and gotten the fuck out of there. I need to stop putting myself in these positions when I am tired and horny. I make bad mistakes. Not bad, but expensive. At least no one who takes the time to read what I am writing will make these mistakes if they are half as smart as me.

She does this weird thing with I guess lube and puts it onto the inside of a condom (is that normal?) and maybe sucks on jr for twenty seconds, and then tries to titty fuck me and not suck my cock at all. I know this is going nowhere fast, I decide at least to try and fuck her and get the hell away asap. I get on top, I can barely stay hard. I try to titty fuck her but she is so fat that I can't really stay on the bed and balance is tough. I finally get some motion going and reach down to feel her tits and she has one of them hanging over the side of her chest, she is FAKING A TITTY FUCK! Wow, I know women are lazy, and hookers are lazy even among women, but a lazy hooker is the worst. I feel bad, she is an aging blonde grandma with 19 cats to feed. Maybe this is pity. Fine. I will just try to fuck her and nut and go home and cry a little. I get off her and ask her to get doggy so I can fuck and go.

She say no doggie, the only position I do is on my back. Grrreat, I have to look at her still and try and keep jr hard. This is not going to be easy, but I thought about the girl who was supposed to come over to the hotel room and got a little wood going and started to put it in. She keeps her hand down there the whole time, I am not having more of this, I move it out of the way and realize that she is trying to keep me out of her pussy. So I hold her legs up and apart and really slide it in, and she starts complaining about how much it hurts (I am not a superman or anything so more bullshit from a lazy grandma I think) and I try and I try, but I cannot get off. I pull off the condom, rub the rest of it out, nut all over her and start getting dressed.

Then she asks for a tip, and I told her I paid too much as it is. I didn't want to fuck at all, you took tha money anyway and then no BBBJ no doggie and you tried to jerk me with your hand and pretend it was your pussy. You are a bad provider and I am writing a report to warn people, this is bad advertising. She says write whatever kind of report you want I don't care. Ok grandma, here it is. Well she tells me she has plenty of happy customers, I call her a liar and I don't care. She says you win some you lose some and I say she lost this time and I never coming back.

Stay away from her, unless you want to donate to the elderly and dimented. I guess there is a chance she thinks she is really amazing and everything and has no grip on reality. But I think we all know the truth here.

I puked in my car after, no from smells or anything but from shame I think. Lucky I have extra shirts and a bottle of cold water from the night before. I went home and showered for 45 minutes, but 2 days later I still feel dirty.

One of these days I will have a good report that will make all of you jealous. Right now, I am making sure nobody else runs into the scams and the bs that I am discovering.

Next time I see the slightest thing away from the ad, even if it is a fake pic or the smallest lie I am turning around and leaving. I say that now and hope that when the time comes I am able to remember to do it and not think with jr.

**Harmankardon** · 05-11-12 01:00

Originally Posted by Business Major [View Original Post]

Her pics are from 2003 so I'm skeptical if anyone knows and reputable lady's that do out calls to the severna park are or even in calls not more the 20 mina away please pm me with information I'm new to all this and need help to avoid any potential issues that may arise from an uneducated pursuit of one of these lady's here's her ad.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...-hr-34/5343766

Not worth your time or money. Over weight, definite hygiene issue, for the money she is asking for you can get someone in better shape, younger and who actually bathes. Not work the money at all. Unless you are into cat ladies. Just my two cents.

**Slick Tool** · 05-10-12 21:58

Originally Posted by RolandMaule [View Original Post]

This girl has been posting for a while on BP. Pictures are really nice but no reviews that I can find anywhere. Any one have any info they can share?

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...for-24/5285573

A simple google search will show you that she is using same digits as a girl that posted with agency / house "playpens". Draw your own conclusions.

**Business Major** · 05-10-12 12:20

Her pics are from 2003 so I'm skeptical if anyone knows and reputable lady's that do out calls to the Severna Park are or even in calls not more the 20 minutes away.

please pm me with information. I'm new to all this and need help to avoid any potential issues that may arise from an uneducated pursuit of one of these ladys.

Here's her ad

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...-hr-34/5343766

**Bmore Jay** · 05-10-12 02:51

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...ate-21/5341443

Looks better in person great mic skills and personality. Complained about sensitive nipples and about riddin other then that she's well worth the visit.

**Barraquda22** · 05-10-12 02:23

Originally Posted by Tottomim [View Original Post]

Or restated, Rose is Sarena (see preceding posts). The Rose photos are correct. She is an American Hispanic from New Mexico. Verified by a geography quiz.

Her presenting herself fully furred was novel. She is sweet, cute, new to the profession, but I would rather have her be my tour guide in than date her. She needs to ramp up her skills.

What is of interest is the connection to other providers. On Sunday, I visited a young (but not 19) BBW in Glen Burnie going by the name of Stacy (I think) from Kansas (Again verified by delicate quizzing) (who says geography is not important knowledge). She reposted yesterday under a different name with accurate pictures. Both ads were gone as of last night.

Via my superior monger skills, I verified that they know each other and seem to have the same woman pimp with PA tags. So the pimp is spreading them out, so to speak. Rose was recruiting a friend back home given the poor economy in NM and shared her photos.

I'm not sure what to do with this info. But it is interesting at some level to those who enjoy a "wholelistic" view of the hobby. Then again, some are just looking for a good fuck.

Went and saw her for the half. Everything covered, pretty good skill. Took mish like a champ (I like to give a good pounding). Au natural was indeed different to see on an escort. Room was a bit smokey but not too bad. 3 calls and I was in her room. Friendly enough. Smelled good and was clean. Wasnt the best experience ever, but far from the worst. Would see again if the magic number was. 6 or. 8 for the half. $ is too much for no BBBJ on a half. Pretty enough girl none the less. Got me off good enough heh.

BQ22