Massage Parlor Reports

[Mad Ivan]

Passed this place the other day. Anyone been there? Any info? Pm me please

It's been a while since I went there, but it has been a reasonably decent TS+HE experience every time. Nothing extraordinary, nothing bad.

[Jadedone]

I've heard good things in Ohio and Dallas. Several AMPs on the same street and LEO leaving everyone alone.

I was in Dallas a few months ago and had a great time at one of the local AMPs. It's kind of a weird setup (you are right, there are about 4-5 differnt AMP's in one pseudo strip mall, and once you are in, you can't say "massage") , but it was nice. You get to pick your girl and I had a choice of three young, cute girls. And there was no haggling over price.

It sucked coming back to Chicago.

[LongRanger99]

Due to job, I am in the NW Suburbs 2-4 times / month. I'm seeking a local provider who is affordable for regular visits and most importantly who gives world-class BBBJTC, prefer NQNS but I have no problem with NQBS. Age / looks not as important as talent, although all things being equal, easy on the eyes is a nice tie breaker. I'm a very experienced hobbyist, considered very good looking, respectful, always ultra clean and I know how to treat a lady. I prefer someone near Hoffman Estates / Schaumburg but I always have a car and anywhere within 20-10 min or someone who will come to my upscale hotel. If you're ever in St. L, I'm more than happy to reciprocate.

singleschoice; city vibe and backpage

You are not going to find street walkers in the Schaumburg/Hoffman Estates area.

Lastly And Foremostly !!! RTFF !!!

[Headmasterstl]

Due to job, I am in the NW Suburbs 2-4 times / month. I'm seeking a local provider who is affordable for regular visits and most importantly who gives world-class BBBJTC, prefer NQNS but I have no problem with NQBS. Age / looks not as important as talent, although all things being equal, easy on the eyes is a nice tie breaker. I'm a very experienced hobbyist, considered very good looking, respectful, always ultra clean and I know how to treat a lady. I prefer someone near Hoffman Estates / Schaumburg but I always have a car and anywhere within 20-10 min or someone who will come to my upscale hotel. If you're ever in St. L, I'm more than happy to reciprocate.

[Don Marco12]

I am so sick of Chicago, I need to take a trip to somewhere with a decent AMP scene. Is Toronto my best bet? Or is there a place in the USA that beats it?

What are the 5 best AMP cities in the USA?

I have heard good things about Ohio.

New Jersey has good AMP and European MP scene. Entire NJ scene is good. Atlantic City was fun so is North Jersey.

But Rhode Island takes the cake IMO. Bit costly but girls normally were young and hot. There was a loophole in RI law which made sex inside a booth / room kinda legal or at the most you would get slap on the wrist. They have removed that loophole some 2 years back now. I don't think any AMPs have been raided in Providence, RI even after law was changed not sure though. I have not been in RI for now 3-4 yrs now but during heydays One Spa, Lilys, Downtown Spa, ABC were awesome. Amazing girls there. Girls would keep changing. They would normally travel from SF and NYC.

[Member #5933]

Passed this place the other day. Anyone been there? Any info? Pm me please

[Work Much]

I am so sick of Chicago, I need to take a trip to somewhere with a decent AMP scene. Is Toronto my best bet? Or is there a place in the USA that beats it?

What are the 5 best AMP cities in the USA?

I've heard good things in Ohio and Dallas. Several AMPs on the same street and LEO leaving everyone alone.

[Moccdawg]

I am so sick of Chicago, I need to take a trip to somewhere with a decent AMP scene. Is Toronto my best bet? Or is there a place in the USA that beats it?

What are the 5 best AMP cities in the USA?

You gave yourself where to look, the "A" in AMP. You just have to be willing to pay the price. I have been to Philipines, Thailand, and Sinagpore to name a few, you will find both good and bad deals for travel, hotels, and girls, just know the laws, there is an international version of the site that covers this info. I will say that if you are pay for a hotel yourself, a $20-$30 room a day is good enough if it is clean and has A / C, no need to spend $120-$175 a day for a room unless you want to. I would highly suggest as in your own words: "RTFF".

[Nighthawk1955]

Who will run the town when your gorn? Who's capable? Alice Maybe, She has nothing else to do these day's.

Alice & CiCi will whip this city into shape.

[Nighthawk1955]

I am not sure if they are the best but I will definitely say New Jersey and Ohio has alot of good places. Not sure what you are looking for but there are some nice places in the Chicago area but you will need to shop around or have a senior bird whisper in your ear.

(I was a senoir as Nighthawk55, but lost the login info and changed e-mail) I don't want any secret bat signal stuff. Or Unwind-style bait-and-switch. My monger budget is overflowing and I want to go somewhere that the AMPs are sure things. And I don't want a 12 hour flight to do it.

[Nighthawk1955]

I'm just guessing here, but I bet you just made that up because it would be helpful to you were it true. Any number you can point to to prove this?

Go to the city of Chicago business affairs website. They list all of the massage establishments that have been closed. The majority are asian, a couple are latin. There has not been any significant closures of "white" places. Yet half the hair salons in town offer massages of one type or the other. Thete is simply no way everyone offering massage at the hair salons is licensed. No way. Yet none of these places have been shut down. The facts are there.

[ReallyBigPerv]

I am so sick of Chicago, I need to take a trip to somewhere with a decent AMP scene. Is Toronto my best bet? Or is there a place in the USA that beats it?

What are the 5 best AMP cities in the USA?

I've always heard great things about Providence RI.

[LongRanger99]

I am so sick of Chicago, I need to take a trip to somewhere with a decent AMP scene. Is Toronto my best bet? Or is there a place in the USA that beats it?

What are the 5 best AMP cities in the USA?

I am not sure if they are the best but I will definitely say New Jersey and Ohio has alot of good places. Not sure what you are looking for but there are some nice places in the Chicago area but you will need to shop around or have a senior bird whisper in your ear.

[Gopher88]

I am so sick of Chicago, I need to take a trip to somewhere with a decent AMP scene. Is Toronto my best bet? Or is there a place in the USA that beats it?

What are the 5 best AMP cities in the USA?

Who will run the town when your gorn? Who's capable? Alice Maybe, She has nothing else to do these day's.

[Eddinger]

Asians make up the minority of unlicensed massage providers in Chicago but the overwhelming majority of arrests and busts. Racism.

I'm just guessing here, but I bet you just made that up because it would be helpful to you were it true. Any number you can point to to prove this?