Massage Parlor Reports

[Nighthawk1955]

I am not sure if they are the best but I will definitely say New Jersey and Ohio has alot of good places. Not sure what you are looking for but there are some nice places in the Chicago area but you will need to shop around or have a senior bird whisper in your ear.

(I was a senoir as Nighthawk55, but lost the login info and changed e-mail) I don't want any secret bat signal stuff. Or Unwind-style bait-and-switch. My monger budget is overflowing and I want to go somewhere that the AMPs are sure things. And I don't want a 12 hour flight to do it.

[Nighthawk1955]

I'm just guessing here, but I bet you just made that up because it would be helpful to you were it true. Any number you can point to to prove this?

Go to the city of Chicago business affairs website. They list all of the massage establishments that have been closed. The majority are asian, a couple are latin. There has not been any significant closures of "white" places. Yet half the hair salons in town offer massages of one type or the other. Thete is simply no way everyone offering massage at the hair salons is licensed. No way. Yet none of these places have been shut down. The facts are there.

[ReallyBigPerv]

I am so sick of Chicago, I need to take a trip to somewhere with a decent AMP scene. Is Toronto my best bet? Or is there a place in the USA that beats it?

What are the 5 best AMP cities in the USA?

I've always heard great things about Providence RI.

[LongRanger99]

I am so sick of Chicago, I need to take a trip to somewhere with a decent AMP scene. Is Toronto my best bet? Or is there a place in the USA that beats it?

What are the 5 best AMP cities in the USA?

I am not sure if they are the best but I will definitely say New Jersey and Ohio has alot of good places. Not sure what you are looking for but there are some nice places in the Chicago area but you will need to shop around or have a senior bird whisper in your ear.

[Gopher88]

I am so sick of Chicago, I need to take a trip to somewhere with a decent AMP scene. Is Toronto my best bet? Or is there a place in the USA that beats it?

What are the 5 best AMP cities in the USA?

Who will run the town when your gorn? Who's capable? Alice Maybe, She has nothing else to do these day's.

[Eddinger]

Asians make up the minority of unlicensed massage providers in Chicago but the overwhelming majority of arrests and busts. Racism.

I'm just guessing here, but I bet you just made that up because it would be helpful to you were it true. Any number you can point to to prove this?

[Nighthawk1955]

I am so sick of Chicago, I need to take a trip to somewhere with a decent AMP scene. Is Toronto my best bet? Or is there a place in the USA that beats it?

What are the 5 best AMP cities in the USA?

[Pna]

Foot massage places are the new 'McDonald's' of massage. No extras, but dependable service at reasonable prices. In the 'burbs there's Happy Feet with 3 locations (2 in Naperville. 1 in Villa Park in the same mall where Alma Natural was) and costs $45 / hr. I usually go to FeetFeel spa (2 locations. 75th & Lemont Road and Butterfield & Finley in the DG area). They give you a 50 minute massage for $29. What a deal!

I have a similar place near Argyle that I go for a haircut and a 1hr foot massage combo. Total cost is like 55. 00.

Anyways it sounds very similar and I have had the same thoughts but have never gotten enough of a signal that anything would be available. Fun to consider if nothing else.

[BigJim4]

So TOFTT and I'm glad I did. I think her name was Carrie. She was white and very slender. I'm kind of tired of all the fat Latins. LOL.

Anyway very clean location kinda looks like they just opened because it has that new empty feeling. The rooms however are very comfortable and Carrie made me feel at home in time. Right after I got "donation" of $ out the way our clothes came off and the fun began. Senior members PM willing to exchange details for leads.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs.on-23/11591627

[Mojorzn]

Work in the Wilmette area and wondering if anyone has suggestions for massage girl, independent or spa, in the area? Thanks!

[Northwell]

Last weekend I TOFTT at a foot massage place in Chinatown (247 W. Cermak, a few doors down from the old B&B). .2 for 1/2 hour, .35 for 1 hour. I never done foot massages so I said "why not give it a try?" I entered and a young, hot-looking Chinese woman greeted me pleasantly. I opted for 1/2 hour. There was another man inside already getting his feet massaged. The setup is nails and hair in the front of the salon and foot massages in the back. Unfortunately there's no 'back room' (at least as far as I could tell) and everything is in plain view from the street with no shades. Honestly I thought that all I was getting was a foot massage but surprisingly (in a good way) it turned into a full body massage. Of course given the setup my clothes must stay on but the therapist did manage to do some nice work on my back by reaching underneath my shirt. It's the opposite of an AMP in which at first while your feet are soaking in a tub of water you are on your back, and then on the 'flip' you're on your stomach. I wound up getting a whole hour because it felt so good; too bad this wasn't a real AMP. As I said this girl that greeted me and did the massage was hot-looking and wearing a pink dress that had a bowtie in the front; she also had on fishnet pantyhose and heels. I'd have loved to have some action with her but I didn't see a 'back room' where that could've been possible. If any vets here have gotten extras from this place (or similar places) please feel free to PM me. Thanks and stay safe!

I have a similar place near Argyle that I go for a haircut and a 1hr foot massage combo. Total cost is like 55. 00.

Anyways it sounds very similar and I have had the same thoughts but have never gotten enough of a signal that anything would be available. Fun to consider if nothing else.

[OPIllini]

Last weekend I TOFTT at a foot massage place in Chinatown (247 W. Cermak, a few doors down from the old B&B). .2 for 1/2 hour, .35 for 1 hour. I never done foot massages so I said "why not give it a try?" I entered and a young, hot-looking Chinese woman greeted me pleasantly. I opted for 1/2 hour. There was another man inside already getting his feet massaged. The setup is nails and hair in the front of the salon and foot massages in the back. Unfortunately there's no 'back room' (at least as far as I could tell) and everything is in plain view from the street with no shades. Honestly I thought that all I was getting was a foot massage but surprisingly (in a good way) it turned into a full body massage. Of course given the setup my clothes must stay on but the therapist did manage to do some nice work on my back by reaching underneath my shirt. It's the opposite of an AMP in which at first while your feet are soaking in a tub of water you are on your back, and then on the 'flip' you're on your stomach. I wound up getting a whole hour because it felt so good; too bad this wasn't a real AMP. As I said this girl that greeted me and did the massage was hot-looking and wearing a pink dress that had a bowtie in the front; she also had on fishnet pantyhose and heels. I'd have loved to have some action with her but I didn't see a 'back room' where that could've been possible. If any vets here have gotten extras from this place (or similar places) please feel free to PM me. Thanks and stay safe!

[OPIllini]

Asians make up the minority of unlicensed massage providers in Chicago but the overwhelming majority of arrests and busts. Racism.

Two thumbs up Nighthawk. You rarely if ever hear about busts going on in the Euro places so it does make you wonder.

[Arachnarach]

I saw Angela at Alice's right before they shut down and had a great time. I'm hoping that someone has some information on where she might be working. After the session she showed me her phone (she had just gotten a smart phone that she was having trouble figuring out). I'm kicking myself now for not getting her phone number. I know people don't give info to people who don't post so here is some of my experiences:

Lillyathealth accupuncture: I've seen her a couple times. She gives a great massage and wonderful release. Nothing else on the table as far as I can tell.

Ruby: Don't know the name. Younger girl. Beautiful body. Didn't seem that into it. Self release.

Sunkiss: Don't know name. Great massage. Same as what other people say. Nothing on the table except feeling up her amazing ass.

SherryatTpro: great time. Beautiful young woman. Friendly with a great personality. I experienced a lot with her.

I love older asian women with great tits. I know there are a lot out there, but not that many who are friendly and into it. Any info on Angela or other similar providers would be much appreciated.

[Nicky Forza]

It is Spa Profiling, Solon Profiling or Massage Profiling. What ever you want to call it, they are trying to hit the places where they can get the most bang for your tax dollars. LOL, so to speak. Why go after X-Sports for one girl when you can tag 4 to 10 girls at a Spa along with multiple violations? If and when they dry up those spots, they might go to X-Sports then, but it is highly doubtful.

Ha ha, You are so right, but I don't think they are worried too much about your tax dollars. My take is that a larger number of arrests is mainly an effort to justify and secure their assignment to those nice soft / safe units, thereby avoiding having to work the patrol cars, doing the work of grunts & risking an injury.