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**Sky Flyer** · 05-29-12 08:17

Yea, nice girl. I've been out of town the last few weeks so when I got back and checked my hobby phone there was a text from her that she is leaving town. To bad, I like her a lot. Pretty girl. She would always shower before I got there and she has the best tasting pussy. I could stay down there all day. Time to get back into it and start looking for another regular.

Originally Posted by Coochie Eater [View Original Post]

I got a text the other day. See me. $50 special. I call my girl up, who goes by Silver Dollar. She's leaving Madison for the warmer climes of the Twin Cities. New job, better pay, etc. I've written about this girl before. She has a couple of clients, and that's it. Her name was actually given to me by another senior on this board. SEE? It DOES work! She's had two kids, and there's not a stretch mark on her coppery skin. She's had milk in her titties for a long time, since she had her second kid while still nursing the first. Her titties weren't particularly big, but they sure squirted like fountains! I haven't seen her in a while because she dried her jugs off, and after all, there's a bunch of new pussy out there that has to be investigated.

But last night I had a good-bye session with her. I prolly won't see her again, but she is a dear. There is NEVER any clock watching with her. I mean literally no time limit. Like baseball. Extra innings, yes, but the clock never runs out. I'm sad to see her go. She was sweet natured, sexy, curvy, attractive, and yes, that elusive quality in most escorts, HONEST!

So now I'm looking for a black woman who recently had a baby with jugs and jugs full of milk. Or, if you read TIME magazine a couple of weeks ago, fuck recently, just a mother that has breastfed her kid for four years.

God be with you all.

**Coochie Eater** · 05-27-12 14:34

I got a text the other day. See me. $50 special. I call my girl up, who goes by Silver Dollar. She's leaving Madison for the warmer climes of the Twin Cities. New job, better pay, etc. I've written about this girl before. She has a couple of clients, and that's it. Her name was actually given to me by another senior on this board. SEE? It DOES work! She's had two kids, and there's not a stretch mark on her coppery skin. She's had milk in her titties for a long time, since she had her second kid while still nursing the first. Her titties weren't particularly big, but they sure squirted like fountains! I haven't seen her in a while because she dried her jugs off, and after all, there's a bunch of new pussy out there that has to be investigated.

But last night I had a good-bye session with her. I prolly won't see her again, but she is a dear. There is NEVER any clock watching with her. I mean literally no time limit. Like baseball. Extra innings, yes, but the clock never runs out. I'm sad to see her go. She was sweet natured, sexy, curvy, attractive, and yes, that elusive quality in most escorts, HONEST!

So now I'm looking for a black woman who recently had a baby with jugs and jugs full of milk. Or, if you read TIME magazine a couple of weeks ago, fuck recently, just a mother that has breastfed her kid for four years.

God be with you all.

**AgentP** · 05-14-12 12:56

Finally saw Layla at her incall, east side location, for her. 80 special.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ere-24/5665315

Nice place, she has a dog, but it's well behaved. Layla has gained some weight compared to the pics she provides (prob due to having a baby) , my guess about 30-40 lbs heavier. HOWEVER, she is still proportional, so her ass is somewhat bigger, but her boobs are HUGE. They are firm and heavy, with great nipples. It takes both of my hands to get around just one of them. Very responsive to sucking. Basically I just love huge tits, so I was ALL over that.

She is a sweet girl, easy to talk to, is taking classes and trying to make a different future for herself.

30 min, .8 special, was just massage and CBJ, but being first time seeing her, I tend to be more conservative until I get more comfortable with the provider. More is on the menu, just didn't partake this time, I was too stunned by the tits and spent a lot of time with them, which she didn't mind.

I will see again.

**Too Nice** · 05-11-12 19:53

Originally Posted by Heialak [View Original Post]

I didn't know there was a risk to me if I saw a provider that shoots up, but if there is, that would certainly eliminate a lot of the choices of providers.

Can you name names or phone numbers or something? I'm sure a lot of people are hoping you will pass on the warning.

**MsBabyDoll** · 05-11-12 19:22

Just want to say thank you to all the guys for all of your positive feedback. And for all the guys that call in future mention USAGuide and at midnite I am going back to my normal donation 160hr 100hhr. Again thanks guys you all are the best!

**Sinlover** · 05-11-12 01:39

Originally Posted by Heialak [View Original Post]

That seems kind of hard to believe. Why would she advertise and then not be there. I could believe that she would try and steal my money, or that her pictures are fake, or that she doesn't deliver the promised goods. But not being there doesn't make sense to me. Apparently you have experience with her. A little more information other than she won't be there would be great.

I think he means that the girl pictured in the ad won't be there.

**Andy54** · 05-10-12 22:59

Originally Posted by Howard5354 [View Original Post]

She will not be waiting for you, I guarantee it.

That seems kind of hard to believe. Why would she advertise and then not be there. I could believe that she would try and steal my money, or that her pictures are fake, or that she doesn't deliver the promised goods. But not being there doesn't make sense to me. Apparently you have experience with her. A little more information other than she won't be there would be great.

**Howard5354** · 05-10-12 06:11

Originally Posted by Heialak [View Original Post]

Really? Nobody has seen her or knows anything about her. I guess I must have a different taste for providers.

She will not be waiting for you, I guarantee it.

**Andy54** · 05-09-12 23:02

Originally Posted by Heialak [View Original Post]

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...als-21/5570848

I am thinking about seeing Isabelle when she is in Madison again. Has anyone seen her or know anything about her. She has one good review and one bad review on The Erotic Review which really doesn't tell me much.

Really? Nobody has seen her or knows anything about her. I guess I must have a different taste for providers.

**Andy54** · 05-09-12 23:00

Originally Posted by Howard5354 [View Original Post]

But no need to get too upset about it. 80 or 160 is a nice reasonable price for booty. I get annoyed with some of the BP girls who try to stick it to us for 250 and 300.

I don't get upset, just annoyed. The girls that try to stick it to us for that price annoy me to, but since I just ignore them it doesn't bother me so much. I can only assume the guys that money is not an issue are supporting the overpriced girls.

**Howard5354** · 05-09-12 22:29

Originally Posted by Heialak [View Original Post]

That is a great price for a provider like Mercades, but I am pretty sure she advertises 80 special all of the time, which really makes it her regular price doesn't it. I know that they all advertise specials when they are actually their normal price. I might be in the minority, but I get a little annoyed at the providers that constantly advertise a special that really isn't a special, or they advertise that they are new in town, when in reality they have been around for months. Same number same pictures. Some of those girls must think we are really stupid. I don't mean to make Mercades sound bad, she just happens to be the one in the post that I am commenting on.

But no need to get too upset about it. 80 or 160 is a nice reasonable price for booty. I get annoyed with some of the BP girls who try to stick it to us for 250 and 300.

**Andy54** · 05-09-12 21:56

Originally Posted by Howard5354 [View Original Post]

Mercedes wanted me to let you know that she is running a special today or 80. 00 hh. 160 h, so if you ever wanted to hit this ass or hit it again then now is the time. Her ad is On Backage and there are numerous reviews and posts. I am on my way there right now so wait a few hours, LOL.

That is a great price for a provider like Mercades, but I am pretty sure she advertises 80 special all of the time, which really makes it her regular price doesn't it. I know that they all advertise specials when they are actually their normal price. I might be in the minority, but I get a little annoyed at the providers that constantly advertise a special that really isn't a special, or they advertise that they are new in town, when in reality they have been around for months. Same number same pictures. Some of those girls must think we are really stupid. I don't mean to make Mercades sound bad, she just happens to be the one in the post that I am commenting on.

**Andy54** · 05-09-12 21:35

Originally Posted by Too Nice [View Original Post]

Unfortunately I made the same mistake, I went to the Aloha to see Sadden. I live out of town so I wasted 2 hours.

When I got there her young friend Khloe was just leaving, and I so asked Sadden about about her. That was a lucky mistake, Sadden got kind of pissed by my question and said that I wouldn't like Khloe because she's nasty. I was like what do you mean nasty, and she said Khloe uses needles as she points to her arm. So I asked Sadden if she ever uses that stuff, and she said no not anymore, that she quit and is clean. I wanted to trust her but I chickened out. I wasn't as nice as Howard either, I told her "I forgot my money in my truck. I'll be right back.". I never turned back. Maybe I'm a prick.

I feel pretty dumb asking this, but I guess I don't know what the problem is with seeing a girl that uses needles. I didn't know there was a risk to me if I saw a provider that shoots up, but if there is, that would certainly eliminate a lot of the choices of providers.

**Andy54** · 05-09-12 21:31

Originally Posted by Rock Bustr [View Original Post]

Heiallak you are Right. Baby doll is a sweet hart great oral skills and loves what she does Will repeat as soon as I can

Glad you had a great time with her. I am always a little nervous when I recommend someone. Just because I really like someone, doesn't always mean the person that took my advice will agree.

**Coochie Eater** · 05-09-12 20:39

Originally Posted by Too Nice [View Original Post]

Unfortunately I made the same mistake, I went to the Aloha to see Sadden. I live out of town so I wasted 2 hours.

When I got there her young friend Khloe was just leaving, and I so asked Sadden about about her. That was a lucky mistake, Sadden got kind of pissed by my question and said that I wouldn't like Khloe because she's nasty. I was like what do you mean nasty, and she said Khloe uses needles as she points to her arm. So I asked Sadden if she ever uses that stuff, and she said no not anymore, that she quit and is clean. I wanted to trust her but I chickened out. I wasn't as nice as Howard either, I told her "I forgot my money in my truck. I'll be right back.". I never turned back. Maybe I'm a prick.

A buddy of mine drives for a public transportation service. This babe gets in one night and practically rapes him. They head back to his place where she shoots up before doing the dirty deed. I mean, he watched her slam junk in her arm, then fucked her raw. WTF? I asked him what the fuck he was thinking. I mean, how can a guy WATCH a ***** shoot up, then have unprotected sex with her? I wouldn't let a needle freak give me a blow job.

So it's great that you walked. It's great that you posted on this board about it, because I don't want my fellow mongers contracting shit, then spreading to the providers I know and love. And I don't want my fellow mongers to contract anything anyway. So be a prick, my friend, be a gigantic, obnoxious, stubborn AIDS-free prick all you want.

We all thank you.