Escort Reports

[Norm Leone]

I imagine many of you have seen some of the girls that use yolasite. Com and prefer initial contact by email. If so, I bet you get "updates" from them now and then introducing you to their "friends". One of the recent messages advertised a porn star offering "all natural" PSE. The website mentions you need a recent test (less than 24 hours old). While there's no way in hell I would dish out the dough or go bareback in that hole, the whole process got me intrigued. Do you go to a clinic and order up a permission slip? Do they give you that look like "why are you asking me to put these test results on letterhead?"

Anybody willing to admit real world experience on this front?

Let's see. Some things take months to test positive for. So the Bim is giving herself a false sense of security. Hopefully she isn't giving that sense of security (or anything else) to her customers.

Be Safe!

[Artie888]

32 days is quite a bit longer than 24 hours. You can get much faster anonymous testing for free from Whitman-Walker.

Typo. I ment 2-3 days. Usually next day.

[EnjoyYourMeal]

It is very easy. Albeit it expensive. To get a full panel test anonymously. Cost is about $350-375.

Log onto:

http://pa.tstd.org

Select a site to test. Pay w / cc. Get a code. Show up at site with code # (never asked for a name or contact info). Do a blood draw. Leave. Get results via email 32 days later. If positive for anything. Need to call them to discuss before they release results via email to you.

Whulla

32 days is quite a bit longer than 24 hours. You can get much faster anonymous testing for free from Whitman-Walker.

[Artie888]

I imagine many of you have seen some of the girls that use yolasite. Com and prefer initial contact by email. If so, I bet you get "updates" from them now and then introducing you to their "friends". One of the recent messages advertised a porn star offering "all natural" PSE. The website mentions you need a recent test (less than 24 hours old). While there's no way in hell I would dish out the dough or go bareback in that hole, the whole process got me intrigued. Do you go to a clinic and order up a permission slip? Do they give you that look like "why are you asking me to put these test results on letterhead?"

Anybody willing to admit real world experience on this front?

It is very easy . Albeit it expensive. To get a full panel test anonymously. Cost is about $350-375.

Log onto: http://pa.tstd.org

Select a site to test. Pay w / cc. Get a code. Show up at site with code # (never asked for a name or contact info). Do a blood draw. Leave. Get results via email 32 days later. If positive for anything. Need to call them to discuss before they release results via email to you.

Whulla

[Ambidextrous]

Although I have generally had good experiences at this agency I had avoided 'Cho co' because her her face and breasts looked artificial in the ad. Finally took the plunge.

When she answered the door I was relieved, she looked more natural in person than in the ad. Said she was 25, could be true but I would guess a little older. Tight, curvaceous body, breasts so firm that I believe she does in fact have implants. Faint C-section scar. Session started out a little tentatively; she seemed to be checking me out closely, as I was her. I took my time and relaxed to try to put her more at ease. We both warmed up as we showered together and chatted, although her very limited English made communication difficult. She didn't understand even simple questions.

After I asked her to, we kissed tenderly and freely. Declined Greek. DATY, she encouraged me verbally, after a while she spasmed, it could have been faked but I don't think so. BBBJCIM, but eased off at the finish, didn't suck the last drop of oil from the crankcase. She stood up, paused a moment to look at me, and went to wash her mouth out.

Afterwards we laid together and chatted until well past the hour mark. Her phone kept playing a tune but she ignored it.

The best experience with a provider is when you make a personal connection. Cho co seemed to take a genuine liking to me as I did to her. She remembered my name and said it during the session, and asked me questions about myself. This seems to happen more with K-girls than other nationalities. After leaving I called booker and thanked her.

[Bostonpeter]

Sorry the name is Isis she is a hot thin spinner.

http://www.eros-dc.com/sections/wash...an_escorts.htm

Saw her last week, and the time she visited before. Definitely very HOT. One of the hottest K-girls I've seen here in awhile. The pictures are accurate.

Told me she's leaving mid this week on a 'vacation'. Will visit before she leaves, hopefully she'll be back again soon.

[A John]

Isis
571-389-2679
Sorry the name is Isis she is a hot thin spinner.

[A John]

Sorry the name is Isis she is a hot thin spinner.

http://www.eros-dc.com/sections/wash...an_escorts.htm

Sisi was well worth the ride I'll repeat.

http://m.eros-dc.com/files/256992.ht...=3&rpp=10&pn=2

[A John]

Sisi was well worth the ride I'll repeat.

http://m.eros-dc.com/files/256992.ht...=3&rpp=10&pn=2

[Ambidextrous]

Bubbly, flirtatious provider 'Anna, ' ad says she's 23, she said she's 25, but appears easily over 30. Cute body, A cups, Cesarean scar. 7-year-old son in Thailand. Offered shower, but didn't want to come in with me. Lively and fun, but many limitations: no DFK, no CIM, no CIF, no DATO. So bouncy she could barely sit still for DATY: 'I have too much energy! ' Didn't get off on it though, said she just doesn't. Well, I guess you can't blame her for that, some girls are just that way. That pretty much left CG and mish. Perfunctory massage. A pleasant encounter, but not worth $$.

[Blarghonk]

I was up in DC a couple weekends ago for the Reason Rally. Arrived Friday afternoon, took a trip to my go-to AMP, MTM. Standard hour, nice finish, good end to a loooooong week and a long drive.

After the Rally, I spent Sunday seeing the Mall, which I hadn't seen for over a decade, and even then, it was a rushed tour with a big group. After walking all over the memorials and a few museums, it was time to hit the big leagues. I called up FCCC, and after a bit of confusion (I made it to the right place, just on the opposite side of the busy road from the actual tower) , I met Lily. Skinny like all get out, but certainly passionate in her service. After the deed was done, she rubbed me down a bit, then I returned the favor, something she really seemed to enjoy. I'll certainly find myself repeating in the coming months as I visit NOVA for the gun shows.

[EnjoyYourMeal]

I gave her massagi, she complimented me on my technique. She declined DATO. DATY, clean and sweet, she told me she likes it slow and gentle so that's what she got, for a solid 10-15 minutes. She gradually warmed to a genuine shuddering climax which was exciting to me. She apologized for taking so long but I told her I enjoyed it.

Nice slow gentle BBBJ, I asked her if I could CIM, she said yes but pulled away at the climax, leaving me to grab my shaft and spurt all over the place. I told her I was disappointed she didn't stay on but she said I was pushing her head down which made her uncomfortable. I said 'Isn't that kind of your job? ' but she said no, she doesn't do BBBJ unless she likes the client. She was forthright about it but you can get massagi and HJ for less at an AMP, so why pay the agency premium? And her ad says, 'I am the one of best of HOT GFE! ' Not my GF, thanks.

She gave you a valid criticism. With the possible exception of submissives, women don't like having their head treated like a pocket pussy. It's okay to touch the head, but it's not a just-microwaved canteloupe for you to pound up and down on your cock. Learn from the experience.

No, it's not her job to be uncomfortable.

[Ambidextrous]

Rather bossy but personable K-girl "Cherry." Just arrived a couple of days ago from LA. Ad says she's 25 but looks older. Asked her how she old is, she said 'Twenty-something, ' I guess she meant 20 plus something like 12. Providers don't seem to like to admit their age once they are in their thirties. Six years in USA, speaks English rather well. Photos might be her 10-15 lbs ago (or more likely retouched, photographer's name is on photo, if you google him you can find examples of how he retouches). She does have lovely full breasts, whether they are real or not I don't know but they are proportionate, she is not a thin girl.

In shower, she only washed Mr. Gladwell, didn't bother with the rest of my body. Then she asked me to step out and dry off, didn't want me to wash her. Washed herself only in genital area as well.

I gave her massagi, she complimented me on my technique. She declined DATO. DATY, clean and sweet, she told me she likes it slow and gentle so that's what she got, for a solid 10-15 minutes. She gradually warmed to a genuine shuddering climax which was exciting to me. She apologized for taking so long but I told her I enjoyed it.

Nice slow gentle BBBJ, I asked her if I could CIM, she said yes but pulled away at the climax, leaving me to grab my shaft and spurt all over the place. I told her I was disappointed she didn't stay on but she said I was pushing her head down which made her uncomfortable. I said 'Isn't that kind of your job? ' but she said no, she doesn't do BBBJ unless she likes the client. She was forthright about it but you can get massagi and HJ for less at an AMP, so why pay the agency premium? And her ad says, 'I am the one of best of HOT GFE! ' Not my GF, thanks.

Some time remained so she gave me deep penetrating massagi, some of the best I have had. We communicated well and had a rather personal conversation, she is very open and honest about herself. I liked her more as a person than as a provider. Total damage $$.6.

[A John]

This place has been good to me in the past, had a real dead fish today very disappointed. Had a frown on her face the hole 25 min`s I was there told her in the shower she could smile, she said for what! In that little time she took $$, we showered, Massage. 69, RCG, Doggie. I tried to slow her down no way. Told her I was done. We did not hit it off. YMMV http://www.skyeden.org/sia.htm

[Any Mouse]

That These are the "Ladies" that we ooH and aaH over! I just wonder who got the next ride? Did she DFK?

UGG.

When I stepped inside the apartment, I was dismayed to see that the girl behind the door was quite overweight and not very pretty. Definitely not the one pictured in the ad. Rather than reject her and have to find another provider, I decided to go through with it.

Disrobed and we were about to get into shower when she did something a bit odd. She examined the skin on my back slowly and carefully. I asked what she was looking for, she said 'Blackheads. ' I don't think she found any. I told her she would make a good dermatologist. She knew what the word meant, said she would like to be one. After a quick shower she commenced a vigorous BBBJ. I would have finished in a minute or two had I not stopped her.

Gave her massagi and DATY, she moaned with increasing intensity, I wanted her to climax but after about 10 minutes I got tired and gave up.

She declined Greek and resumed BBBJ. Since she was cooperative I proposed snowballing, and she agreed. It was a little strange getting my own stuff in my mouth but if I expect providers to do it I should be able to take it too, right?

Affectionate sendoff.

With DFK?