Massage Parlor Reports

**Seminole John** · 04-22-12 01:30

Originally Posted by Fluxaeon [View Original Post]

I agree, as well, and had the exact same experience. I bugged Candy about her and she warned me, but she looked so hot I didn't listen. My wallet took a hit and was a waste of time. I could sense she just wanted to get finished and out of there.

Ok, we'll consider it a bullet dodged with Nikki. Anybody have any experience with the Barbi chick?

**TheJester** · 04-21-12 20:28

Well, after striking out earlier in the week at B Spa I found myself down in Kissimmee and stopped at VIP Spa.

I've been there before and had some very good experiences but this just isn't my week.

The provider I drew was in her 50s and very short and kinda meaty, I prefer them a little younger in general.

Paid for an hour and the table shower was not bad.

She did a lot of walking on the back which she seemed pretty skilled at, so the massage was ok, but nothing stellar.

Problem was she was ready for the flip after only 30 minutes. I'm not a big fan of getting shorted on time so that didn't help the mood.

Then her handshake was pretty subpar. No real effort to make it interesting or exciting. After a short while she started complaining and that just killed the mood entirely.

She had me out the door in 45 minutes.

Because I've had good experiences there too I would probably go back if I'm in that neck of the woods but I definitely wouldn't repeat with her.

**HotShot72** · 04-21-12 17:15

Originally Posted by Loving302 [View Original Post]

Can anyone provide information on this Body Rub place? I understand they are located off 17-92 in Winter Park. Link to BP Ad is:

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...lla-21/6293536

Our staff will provide you with an amazing and rejuvenating BODY RUB.

Very Friendly*Beautiful*Sexy*Petite*

Sensual relaxing bodywork.

If you prefer to PM me that would be great.

Thanks

I went to the spa off 17-92 when I came in town. They seem to have a few different girls that work there. I had a Megan the first time Very attractive and nice body. I was very happy with her so I decided to stop by again, when I came by there was a different girl working ginger both girls I saw look so different but all in all there good looking. Price was not bad for what it was, the body rub is good can't complain and the finish was great. I would say to check them out. I'll definitely be going back.

**Fluxaeon** · 04-21-12 10:58

I agree, as well, and had the exact same experience. I bugged Candy about her and she warned me, but she looked so hot I didn't listen. My wallet took a hit and was a waste of time. I could sense she just wanted to get finished and out of there.

**Gruglok** · 04-21-12 09:14

I actually had Nikki scoff at the idea that she is somehow "in the same business" as Joan. Tried to upsell me to 600 for a date and gave me a rub with zero enthusiasm. She's sexy in that blonde surfer girl kind of way, talkative, but will never see another dime of mine.

**Worldsoffun** · 04-21-12 08:17

Originally Posted by TheeeGentleman [View Original Post]

Sorry. I think Rob is right. The funny one with the nice rack at Miss May is Lulu; at least that was the name given to me. Also saw a Lilly at Miss May. She was not as much fun or as energetic as Lulu.

Two ladies at Miss May. LuLu and Lilly. LuLu the crazy, no holds barred, nice rack one. Lilly, the more conservative, mammasan. I like them both, but had to change up to keep the variety going in my life.

WOF

**TheeeGentleman** · 04-20-12 23:25

Originally Posted by TheJester [View Original Post]

Hey Rob,

The lady with the great rack at Miss May is Lucy, not Lulu. Lulu is the saran wrap queen over at Asian Flowers. Just thought I'd clarify for you so when you called you made sure you got the right person.

Cheers

Sorry. I think Rob is right. The funny one with the nice rack at Miss May is Lulu; at least that was the name given to me. Also saw a Lilly at Miss May. She was not as much fun or as energetic as Lulu.

**BobJones2011** · 04-20-12 22:33

Carlosa,

You have a 100 posts so you should know how to read your own board but if you don't for the sake of public safety do to "Negative Escort reviews" see SMarvin96's post on KORI. The forum heading says it all. PM me if you do not understand.

Originally Posted by Carlosa [View Original Post]

Curious about Kara and others.

Kara is at.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...own-27/6010257

Looks very nice, getting sick of AMP's.

The ones that were nice are gone, and the ones that give a good massage. Well that is it.

The fake pics get on my nervs to, thanks

**Carlosa** · 04-20-12 21:23

Curious about Kara and others.

Kara is at

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...own-27/6010257

Looks very nice, getting sick of AMP's.

The ones that were nice are gone, and the ones that give a good massage. Well that is it.

The fake pics get on my nervs to, thanks

**Webebad** · 04-20-12 20:56

Great analogy sir. Well said!

WBB.

Originally Posted by Steve Pope [View Original Post]

Whats really boring and bad is seeing a Ferrari body on a Yugo chassis when you pop the hood!

Beauty fades over time but stupid is forever.

Anna Nicole Smith and Nikki will never learn.

SP

**Steve Pope** · 04-20-12 18:34

Originally Posted by Hotrodvfr [View Original Post]

Finally got to see Nikki, the blonde that works with Joan.

The good:

This girl is fucking hot. If you're into the college cheerleader fatasy this is the girl you want to see. That's not typically my type but I would still say Nikki is the most physically attractive provider I've seen.

Very pleasant personality. Seamed intelligent. Can hold a hold good conversation. Immediately put me at ease. Comes across as a basically sweet girl. Not at all bit chy like most really attractive women tend to be.

She allowed my hands free rein to explore that beautiful body.

The bad:

If quality of the massage is actually important to you look elsewhere. Perfunctory rub at best.

Limited to menu. While she may work with Joan they do not provide same services. And while still reasonably priced I paid more to Nikki and got less than typical with Joan.

This is the one that kills me to say because she seems like a sweet kid but the finish was for lack of a better word, boring. I don't know if we just didn't click, no chemistry, bad day or what but I was actually bored having this gorgeous creature handling me. Never saw that coming. She was very mechnanical with the deed and while pleasant also somewhat distant.

I know it breaks the rules to go back after a bad experience but I think Nikki is hot enough to give it another chance. But as for now I just had a blah experience with her.

I agree completely. She's very hot and attractive. But she has virtually no repeat business due to the lack of what you mention. Most guys are like you, one and done with Nikki. Been happening that way for years with her.

Joan, on other hand, keeps almost every guy coming back for long term regular return visits.

A Ferrari is a very sexy car to look at on the outside, it will turn your head and make look it over but when get to know the car you see it really isn't worth the trouble. It's expensive, it's un-reliable and has no options. Again, it's very sexy.

I'd recomend a Lexus model just like Joan is. It's hott, it's reliable, it will make you smile ear to ear, it's fast and tight, very skillfull, many more options are avaliable such as space for your s / o to cum along! A Lexus is a much better short or long term value than a Ferrari!

Whats really boring and bad is seeing a Ferrari body on a Yugo chassis when you pop the hood!

Beauty fades over time but stupid is forever.

Anna Nicole Smith and Nikki will never learn.

SP

**Carlosa** · 04-20-12 13:50

Originally Posted by Loving302 [View Original Post]

Can anyone provide information on this Body Rub place? I understand they are located off 17-92 in Winter Park. Link to BP Ad is:

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...lla-21/6293536

Our staff will provide you with an amazing and rejuvenating BODY RUB.

Very Friendly*Beautiful*Sexy*Petite*

Sensual relaxing bodywork.

If you prefer to PM me that would be great.

Thanks

Very expensive and not the girls in the photos

**Loving302** · 04-20-12 13:45

Can anyone provide information on this Body Rub place? I understand they are located off 17-92 in Winter Park. Link to BP Ad is:

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...lla-21/6293536

Our staff will provide you with an amazing and rejuvenating BODY RUB.

Very Friendly*Beautiful*Sexy*Petite*

Sensual relaxing bodywork.

If you prefer to PM me that would be great.

Thanks

**Hotrodvfr** · 04-20-12 13:39

Finally got to see Nikki, the blonde that works with Joan.

The good:

This girl is fucking hot. If you're into the college cheerleader fatasy this is the girl you want to see. That's not typically my type but I would still say Nikki is the most physically attractive provider I've seen.

Very pleasant personality. Seamed intelligent. Can hold a hold good conversation. Immediately put me at ease. Comes across as a basically sweet girl. Not at all bit chy like most really attractive women tend to be.

She allowed my hands free rein to explore that beautiful body.

The bad:

If quality of the massage is actually important to you look elsewhere. Perfunctory rub at best.

Limited to menu. While she may work with Joan they do not provide same services. And while still reasonably priced I paid more to Nikki and got less than typical with Joan.

This is the one that kills me to say because she seems like a sweet kid but the finish was for lack of a better word, boring. I don't know if we just didn't click, no chemistry, bad day or what but I was actually bored having this gorgeous creature handling me. Never saw that coming. She was very mechnanical with the deed and while pleasant also somewhat distant.

I know it breaks the rules to go back after a bad experience but I think Nikki is hot enough to give it another chance. But as for now I just had a blah experience with her.

**TheJester** · 04-20-12 09:31

Originally Posted by Robd52 [View Original Post]

Went to Miss May's this week. Saw Linda. 30ish thin. Ok massage but nothing else on the menu. Previous visits saw Lulu mid 30'S with a great rack. Very playful and friendly. Gives a great table shower. No up sell just got down to it. Have learned my lesson will call ahead to make sure Lulu is available.

Rob

Hey Rob,

The lady with the great rack at Miss May is Lucy, not Lulu. Lulu is the saran wrap queen over at Asian Flowers. Just thought I'd clarify for you so when you called you made sure you got the right person.

Cheers