Streetwalker Reports

[Chico]

Thursday night, I'm crusing the loops, W / W, Patapsco, B / CB and back again. Keep coming up empty. About to call it quits, just going to check W / W one last time. So, coming from Wash Blvd, I turn left on S. Carey, then another left on Ramsay and I stop at the stop sign on Calhoun St. There's a bar on the corner, and usually has a few guys hanging around it. Well, this time, there's about 3-4 guys (as usual) but 1 girl is with them. Slim, cute blonde, looks about 21 whyear old She looks like she MIGHT be a SW, but it's hard to tell, some of the civilians in that neighborhood could pass for a SW, and vice-versa. Plus, how do I get her attention when she's basically surrounded by 3-4 guys.

So, I circle the block, come back to Woodyear & Ramsay and guess what. She's all alone. AHA! I knew my monger radar was working. I pull over, she walks over to my vehicle, what's up. What's up with you. Chit chat, chit chat. Yeah, uh-huh, get in. As she grabs the handle to open the door, some white dude (about 40 whyear old) comes out of nowhere and starts screaming & yelling at her, saying "where the fuck do you think you're going, oh no you're not, not with that muthafucka, you ain't goin nowhere". She tries to explain, but he ain't havin none of it, starts pullin her away from the vehicle, tellin me "you betta get the fuck away from here, she ain't goin nowhere with you pal", causing a big ole' scene. So, I just drove off with the door half open and closed it when I turned the corner.

Damn! He fucked up my plans, I was really feelin her and couldn't wait to sample the goodies. Now I'm a little frustrated but for some reason, curiosity won't let me leave the area, even though I was tired as hell and really didn't want to get caught up in some other couple's bullshit. So, I allow some time for the smoke to clear and come back about 30-40 minutes later and run into my regular, Kayla, on the SAME DAMN CORNER. We go to my spot, I tell her what happened and she says,"oh, that's Kenny & Kelly", Kenny & Kimmie, or something like that. Everyone knows them, they argue like that all the time, always full of drama. Apparantley, Kenny, who actually is in his 40's, put up cash to save the mother's or grandmother's house from forclosure. In return for his good samaratin deed, he starts bangin the cute blonde girl (Kelly, Kimmie, or whatever the fuck her name is) , now they have a baby, but she still has a nice slim body, and she's 25 whyear old according to my source.

Any other mongers know who this girl is? Or better yet, have you sampled this girl? Hopefully, I'll catch her another time, maybe I'll see if Kayla can set it up for me. Maybe even arrange a threesome?

Chico

[BKMason]

I was finally able to track down and hookup with Corinne. She is definitely a hottie and was more friendly than I expected from a hottie. Skills were decent but not the greatest. I am not complaining though because it is impossible to find great looks and great skills in the same package. Overall it was a nice experience. I got her contact info and would repeat.

Where did you find that little **** at? Was she back in Pasadena or in B / CB? She's a keeper, but a little flaky. I'd definitely see her again.

[Sportsfan1234]

I was wondering when someone was going to post something like this. I was beginning to think that the Dr. Was getting special country club privileges and not the usual type of response that posts like that receive on here.

Apparently, our esteemed ex-senior Kulli has failed to RTFF. There are at least 3 posts on east side notels in the last month. Hate to call you out, but.

GTR

[Sportsfan1234]

I was finally able to track down and hookup with Corinne. She is definitely a hottie and was more friendly than I expected from a hottie. Skills were decent but not the greatest. I am not complaining though because it is impossible to find great looks and great skills in the same package. Overall it was a nice experience. I got her contact info and would repeat.

[Harmankardon]

Hey guys just wanted to touch base and warn everyone. The last 2 weeks or so there has been an increased LE presence in the CB area. I was there last night and saw at least 3 arrests and a cop car posted up in the same spot with lights a blazing on the backside of the loop. I also saw a lot of really exceptional looking girls 9s and 10s but not willing to take that chance. Most of the regular girls weren't out so I just didn't get a good feeling and decided to pass on these new hot girls which my monger sense was telling me wasn't worth the risk. I did call one of my regular providers and she informed me they had also raided a few of the regular little low rent monger spots so be really careful as being indoors as opposed to in your car isn't as safe as it normally is either.

So be safe and have fun.

[SlapHappy4]

Tuesday.

Accompanied by the inciting concrete skyline of downtown Baltimore, just like a kid on his way to the candy store, I was making my way eastbound on Baltimore Streettowards my objective. The Block.

Eyes wide with a predatory zeal, I scan solemnly ahead pealing away the thick mid-day crowd with one goal in mind. As I drew close to my objective, my inner excitement begins to build to a fevered pitch. And with a great anticipation, I'm hoping the elusive ASW would finally be reveal.

After a few loops around the Block, my initial anticipatory excitement soon dimes to a cautious optimism as I circle the Block with empty result. After an hour or so of this fruitless undertaking, I decided to migrate up to the PP circuit (hear a lot of good things from why'all regarding this loop.)

Geez, it must be my luck or lack thereof. This place was as dry as the Sahara desert, no actions whatsoever, totally devoid of any kind of SW activity. Hell, given the latest scientific finding I might have better luck finding water on Mars.

Oops, sorry, my apology. I did see one SW on Conklin walking towards Eastern Ave. As she attempt to make eye contact with me. Oy vey! Don't know weather to shoot her or sign her up as an extra (zombie) for the 'Walking Dead'. Shit, something tells me I'the better cut my losses and get the fuck out of Dodge.

WW Loop. 30 minutes later.

Yeah, this is much better. All the obligatory trimming of what a proper Street Walking neighborhood should be. (I'll forgo the detail description, not wanting to be insulting, even though, I mean it in the best possible way.)

Right away, a shapely little blond spinner was spotted in front the Busy Bees. It's Hottie Sarah (22). Well guys, got to go she's waiting for me. Hey, I guess things are beginning to look up after all.

Wow it's been a while since I last caught up with her. I did not know she was on WW loop. I scooped her on the CB side. Are her digets working? How was tutiton? I kinda figured that was a short lived gem.

[Gintonicrocks]

Dr. Immanuel Kunt calls for review submissions about colony-inn@comcast.net, the Pulaski Highway branch of Brown's Motel. It too has themed rooms, perhaps redefining the old, quaint monger expression "around the world," which is not much heard in these days when so many people travel to Greece and other exotic destinations.

Questions on this forum are often asked about hospitable places where a weary traveler, or two or three or, may rest their heads. Herr Doktor, Professor Immanuel Kunt thinks that in the interest of the advancement of science this site could use a comprehensive update on such facilities. Herr Doktor Doktor Doktor (such multiple doctorates are quite common in Germany, as paid obituary notices in newspapers like Frankfurter Allgemeine amply document, himself has only utilized a handful of westside inns. Tim's, White Elk, Executive, and Tip Top. That's it. But there is more. For example, he has always been curious about that colonial style facility at the beltway and Washington boulevard, across from Home Depot. Any reviews?

The mad scientist also has never ventured to any of the eastside hostelries. A review of Pulaski highway properties would be useful now that the spring traveling season is upon us. Let's do around the world in Baltimore!

,

Apparently, our esteemed ex-senior Kulli has failed to RTFF. There are at least 3 posts on east side notels in the last month. Hate to call you out, but.

GTR

[Shune]

We've all spotted plenty of WSW and BSW on the various loops, and a few LSW. But finding an ASW (Asian) is not common. About 2 or 3 years ago I spotted a possible ASW near Charles and 25th, but I couldn't confirm that she was working. She was very hot. But last week and tonight I am certain that I spotted an ASW looking for a date at the block. She was probably 35, plain face, long straight hair, and conservatively dressed. This was not Kim or Babydoll or any of the Asian blockettes that I've seen before. Tonight I was going from bar to bar and she approached me and asked what I was up to, just like a hooker would do before she suggested we hang out. A couple minutes later I'm walking out of Norma Jeans and watch her get into a man's car that was parked at the back entrance to Red Room.

This would be totally unnoteworthy if she were a WSW or BSW wearing painted on pants, big hoop earrings, and fuck me pumps. But this girl was dressed like she was going to work in a downtown office.

Somebody on this board has seen her, and probably dated her. I'd like to read your report.

Horsetrader

Tuesday.

Accompanied by the inciting concrete skyline of downtown Baltimore, just like a kid on his way to the candy store, I was making my way eastbound on Baltimore Streettowards my objective. The Block.

Eyes wide with a predatory zeal, I scan solemnly ahead pealing away the thick mid-day crowd with one goal in mind. As I drew close to my objective, my inner excitement begins to build to a fevered pitch. And with a great anticipation, I'm hoping the elusive ASW would finally be reveal.

After a few loops around the Block, my initial anticipatory excitement soon dimes to a cautious optimism as I circle the Block with empty result. After an hour or so of this fruitless undertaking, I decided to migrate up to the PP circuit (hear a lot of good things from why'all regarding this loop.)

Geez, it must be my luck or lack thereof. This place was as dry as the Sahara desert, no actions whatsoever, totally devoid of any kind of SW activity. Hell, given the latest scientific finding I might have better luck finding water on Mars.

Oops, sorry, my apology. I did see one SW on Conklin walking towards Eastern Ave. As she attempt to make eye contact with me. Oy vey! Don't know weather to shoot her or sign her up as an extra (zombie) for the 'Walking Dead'. Shit, something tells me I'the better cut my losses and get the fuck out of Dodge.

WW Loop. 30 minutes later.

Yeah, this is much better. All the obligatory trimming of what a proper Street Walking neighborhood should be. (I'll forgo the detail description, not wanting to be insulting, even though, I mean it in the best possible way.)

Right away, a shapely little blond spinner was spotted in front the Busy Bees. It's Hottie Sarah (22). Well guys, got to go she's waiting for me. Hey, I guess things are beginning to look up after all.

[JNimble]

I looped Fairhaven, Potapsco, and Pontiac several times without seeing ANYONE out. On my 3rd & final loop, I spotted a pretty, although extremely skinny, blond on Pontiac talking with someone in a car. Don't know if someone was foolishly negotiating through the window, but she didn't get in so I picked her up.

Her name is Betty, a 24 year-old (according to her) stawberry blond with a beautiful freckled complexion. She's been reviewed here a few times, some good, some fair. There was a picture of her a while, and many pounds ago, with an awesome rack; sadly, the puppies have left the building. As has been mentioned, he teeth were badly damaged somehow or else she'd be an 8 or 9 in anyone's book.

I opted for a BJ since I suspect she's too thin to look as good naked. It was REALLY good with lots of attention to the boys and lots of variation. We didn't talk about tuition up front, but she seemed satisfied with the standard plus tip. I'd certainly repeat.

Be careful out there,

Jack

[Sporty 42]

She had a hot tub in her place. One of my favorites. That murdering creep is probably back out on the streets by now.

First post, Also with fond memories of Robin. The world is a sadder place without her.

What ever happened to her friend Shiela? Hope only good things.

[Immanuel Kunt]

Dr. Immanuel Kunt calls for review submissions about colony-inn@comcast.net, the Pulaski Highway branch of Brown's Motel. It too has themed rooms, perhaps redefining the old, quaint monger expression "around the world," which is not much heard in these days when so many people travel to Greece and other exotic destinations.

Questions on this forum are often asked about hospitable places where a weary traveler, or two or three or, may rest their heads. Herr Doktor, Professor Immanuel Kunt thinks that in the interest of the advancement of science this site could use a comprehensive update on such facilities. Herr Doktor Doktor Doktor (such multiple doctorates are quite common in Germany, as paid obituary notices in newspapers like Frankfurter Allgemeine amply document, himself has only utilized a handful of westside inns. Tim's, White Elk, Executive, and Tip Top. That's it. But there is more. For example, he has always been curious about that colonial style facility at the beltway and Washington boulevard, across from Home Depot. Any reviews?

The mad scientist also has never ventured to any of the eastside hostelries. A review of Pulaski highway properties would be useful now that the spring traveling season is upon us. Let's do around the world in Baltimore!

[Hlthyguy30]

Dr. Immanuel Kunt, in pursuit of his academic endeavors, today drove past Brown's Motel, a collection of "cottages" near the old Enchanted Forest on the Elliccott City side of Route 40. This landmark, I am told, is fondly membered by amorous couples in search of shelter. A sign advertised new management, special rates and free Internet. Any reviews?

I drive past there there at least five times a week and have seen people, a half-and-half mix of men and women, walking from said location East, across the bridge into the county. My guess by their dress and walk is, they're civilians though, really, the walk can be turned on and off according to the area and the woman's mood.

I almost never see anyone walk West, maybe because everyone knows the Safeway across from the pack shack closed down, eh?

[Charlie Tuna]

Too funny thinking about dates from years back. Now that some of the ancients are returning to the board. It would be nice to hear some of the old tales. I remember Robin, God rest her soul, from West Wilkens Ave. My stars what a fun gal. Many good times. She used to call us bad boys and tease us into finishing. Some sicko murdered her by locking her in a safe. Such a waste.

She had a hot tub in her place. One of my favorites. That murdering creep is probably back out on the streets by now.

[Docbh]

Dr. Immanuel Kunt, fascinated as he is by human behavior, has been engrossed by events in Cartagena. They seriously challenge the old adage,"There is no fool like an old fool." Which made me think of the fact that any monger, young or old, might do himself a favor by watching Marlene Dietrich's 1930 breakthrough movie,"The Blue Angel."

Here is Bill Desowitz's take on Amazon: "The Blue Angel, one of the masterpieces of Germany's Weimar cinema. This landmark film thrust the sultry and unrestrained Dietrich on an unsuspecting international film audience. She plays the prototypical role of Lola, the singer who tempts repressed professor Emil Jannings (the king of expressionist actors) into complete submission night after night at the Blue Angel nightclub." In the process the professor becomes a laughing stock. Continues Desowitz: "The film perfectly captures the masochism and degradation of the Weimar Republic, just before the rise of Adolf Hitler. And yet the moral confusion exhibited by Jannings is really due to his own torment. Dietrich is merely an instrument of his innermost desires, standing on stage in top hat, stockings, and bare thighs singing "Falling in Love Again."

The point, then and now, is that one should not confuse an SW transaction, whether in Cartagena or Baltimore, with love. Because nasty surprises develop if one does. Dr. Immanuel Kunt himself tries to keep these things in perspective, dificult though it may be at moments of besottedness.

For the benefit of younger readers, I am perfectly content being referred to as Herr Doktor. Spme of my most ethnusiastic young friends tend to address me as sehr geehrter Herr Professor, but I think such a tsunami of respect is overdoing it.

Just random thoughts on a dreary Baltimore morning.

You may consider a Bette Davis & Leslie Howard movie called : Of Human Bondage.

[LuckyMoney]

I will be travelling to Baltimore this weekend, would like to know areas, streets etc. Where I can find SW.

Many thanks

Great place in Canton many don't know about, head south on Linwood Ave. About 1/4 mile past Boston street.