Massage Parlor Reports

[Steve Pope]

Finally got to see Nikki, the blonde that works with Joan.

The good:

This girl is fucking hot. If you're into the college cheerleader fatasy this is the girl you want to see. That's not typically my type but I would still say Nikki is the most physically attractive provider I've seen.

Very pleasant personality. Seamed intelligent. Can hold a hold good conversation. Immediately put me at ease. Comes across as a basically sweet girl. Not at all bit chy like most really attractive women tend to be.

She allowed my hands free rein to explore that beautiful body.

The bad:

If quality of the massage is actually important to you look elsewhere. Perfunctory rub at best.

Limited to menu. While she may work with Joan they do not provide same services. And while still reasonably priced I paid more to Nikki and got less than typical with Joan.

This is the one that kills me to say because she seems like a sweet kid but the finish was for lack of a better word, boring. I don't know if we just didn't click, no chemistry, bad day or what but I was actually bored having this gorgeous creature handling me. Never saw that coming. She was very mechnanical with the deed and while pleasant also somewhat distant.

I know it breaks the rules to go back after a bad experience but I think Nikki is hot enough to give it another chance. But as for now I just had a blah experience with her.

I agree completely. She's very hot and attractive. But she has virtually no repeat business due to the lack of what you mention. Most guys are like you, one and done with Nikki. Been happening that way for years with her.

Joan, on other hand, keeps almost every guy coming back for long term regular return visits.

A Ferrari is a very sexy car to look at on the outside, it will turn your head and make look it over but when get to know the car you see it really isn't worth the trouble. It's expensive, it's un-reliable and has no options. Again, it's very sexy.

I'd recomend a Lexus model just like Joan is. It's hott, it's reliable, it will make you smile ear to ear, it's fast and tight, very skillfull, many more options are avaliable such as space for your s / o to cum along! A Lexus is a much better short or long term value than a Ferrari!

Whats really boring and bad is seeing a Ferrari body on a Yugo chassis when you pop the hood!

Beauty fades over time but stupid is forever.

Anna Nicole Smith and Nikki will never learn.

SP

[Carlosa]

Can anyone provide information on this Body Rub place? I understand they are located off 17-92 in Winter Park. Link to BP Ad is:

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...lla-21/6293536

Our staff will provide you with an amazing and rejuvenating BODY RUB.

Very Friendly*Beautiful*Sexy*Petite*

Sensual relaxing bodywork.

If you prefer to PM me that would be great.

Thanks

Very expensive and not the girls in the photos

[Loving302]

Can anyone provide information on this Body Rub place? I understand they are located off 17-92 in Winter Park. Link to BP Ad is:

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...lla-21/6293536

Our staff will provide you with an amazing and rejuvenating BODY RUB.

Very Friendly*Beautiful*Sexy*Petite*

Sensual relaxing bodywork.

If you prefer to PM me that would be great.

Thanks

[Hotrodvfr]

Finally got to see Nikki, the blonde that works with Joan.

The good:

This girl is fucking hot. If you're into the college cheerleader fatasy this is the girl you want to see. That's not typically my type but I would still say Nikki is the most physically attractive provider I've seen.

Very pleasant personality. Seamed intelligent. Can hold a hold good conversation. Immediately put me at ease. Comes across as a basically sweet girl. Not at all bit chy like most really attractive women tend to be.

She allowed my hands free rein to explore that beautiful body.

The bad:

If quality of the massage is actually important to you look elsewhere. Perfunctory rub at best.

Limited to menu. While she may work with Joan they do not provide same services. And while still reasonably priced I paid more to Nikki and got less than typical with Joan.

This is the one that kills me to say because she seems like a sweet kid but the finish was for lack of a better word, boring. I don't know if we just didn't click, no chemistry, bad day or what but I was actually bored having this gorgeous creature handling me. Never saw that coming. She was very mechnanical with the deed and while pleasant also somewhat distant.

I know it breaks the rules to go back after a bad experience but I think Nikki is hot enough to give it another chance. But as for now I just had a blah experience with her.

[TheJester]

Went to Miss May's this week. Saw Linda. 30ish thin. Ok massage but nothing else on the menu. Previous visits saw Lulu mid 30'S with a great rack. Very playful and friendly. Gives a great table shower. No up sell just got down to it. Have learned my lesson will call ahead to make sure Lulu is available.

Rob

Hey Rob,

The lady with the great rack at Miss May is Lucy, not Lulu. Lulu is the saran wrap queen over at Asian Flowers. Just thought I'd clarify for you so when you called you made sure you got the right person.

Cheers

[TheJester]

Did any AMP get hit yesterday? Looks like it from a mugshot yesterday!

Looks like 2 AMP-type ladies got busted yesterday. One for prostitution the other for pot.

I thought I'd been to just about all of the AMPs in the area at least once but I don't recognize either of them.

If anyone does recognize them it would be nice to know which AMP (if either of them worked at one) they were at as a place to avoid for the time being.

[Charlie Morris]

Yes they changed owners, and let the girls go.

I could have sworn I saw some posts on BP indicating they'd changed ownership just recently, and are now (what appreas to be) a traditional AMP. Haven't checked it out yet, went once before and it was non-asians and the place smelled and the massage sucked.

Stopped by twice. Saw the new lady who runs the place, and RAN Out of there. (Old, Heavy, Smoking Cigerettes, Just Ugly). OMG. She would make U-turn Queer! (is that possible?)

Yicks. So many other places. So much better! . Go to B-Spa or YuYu, both only a mile or two away instead! At least there they may not speak English, but they will have thier own teeth!

[Barolo]

Did any AMP get hit yesterday? Looks like it from a mugshot yesterday!

[Robd52]

Went to Miss May's this week. Saw Linda. 30ish thin. Ok massage but nothing else on the menu. Previous visits saw Lulu mid 30'S with a great rack. Very playful and friendly. Gives a great table shower. No up sell just got down to it. Have learned my lesson will call ahead to make sure Lulu is available.

Rob

[TheJester]

My back was hurting today and I wasn't in the mood for a long drive so I stopped by B Spa which is in my neck of the woods.

I'd been there before, but there was a new lady today. Chinese, in her late 40s, perhaps even early 50s. A 4/10 on my scale, which didn't bode well. Her breath reeked horribly of cigarette smoke, which I really hate. Also what didn't bode well was her outfit of jeans and a modest shirt.

The hourly rate has dropped to. 70 including table shower, which is what I opted for. During the table shower she avoided the fun areas, and I'm now thinking,"uh oh."

Massage was okay. She had some massage experience and knew how to find the knots but only but in a mid-level of effort at working on them. I'd grade the massage as a B / B.

Then came the flip and she just kept massaging the front. A few teasing brushes throughout kept me wondering until the end when she said,"okay, all done."

If she had been better looking I might have said something in hopes of more. I tipped. 20 because I wasn't in the mood for a hassle on leaving. She was happy with it and I left.

[Loving302]

I'll just chime in with my two cents here. I've done AMPs for the past year or so since its much harder to be accused of a crime. But I don't have a group of escorts in my phone that are that low a price, the only regulars I've seen were $300 (agency girls). I had a few a couple of years ago that were under $200. But haven't been that involved lately. And honestly, they weren't anything to write home about but good times. If I had regulars that were $200 or less, I'd stick with them like I did before. But without trusted regulars, I give the AMPs my vote. With trusted regulars at reasonable prices, I'd probably go that route.

I have to agree. I have been a real regular for the past 2 plus years of our local AMPs and find a MORE relaxed atmosphere. However, I do wish there was a little more on the menus, even though I have thoroughly enjoyed my time at the AMPs. The "teasing" and the challenge of seeing how far you can go with some of these ladies is exciting. The AMPs in Jacksonville do offer a varied menu and will provide "everything" you could ask for and much more. There are a few ladies locally that are willing to work at the $$ price, and they are great fun, however most are not conveniently located for me.

[Steve Pope]

The risk versus reward is not worth it. No it is not illegal to visit MP but these out are usually tied to organized crime with that comes blackmail, identity theft and other things I cannot think of right now. Why risk it? Hell I do not even park in the establishment's lot (car license recreation). My advice is to always stay incognito and be safe.

PinoBoy, it also not illegal to "visit" your local Crack-House. Has your crack dealer expanded his business to now accept Discover or is is he still only acccepting Visa? Pino, Don't be so paranoid, you feel so safe using your CC for any escort / AMP service there's no difference using it for a drug dealer. Don't worry about a thing, when it doubt, wip it out and run it thru the scanner all day long! Also please type in your 3 digit verification code, it's all good! Oh and also please write down your DOB and SSN while your at it. Don't be so paranoid, trust them all Pino.

Listen to BobJ2011, he knows what he's talking about.

SP

[Indian River]

Saw Mia the other day on East Colonial near the executive airport. She worked at Aday4you at one time. She gave an excellent massage. Would recommend.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/2951489240.html

[Funboy22]

Makes a lot of sense. I've been an AMP man for a while due to safety / sting concerns. Its definitely more expensive. Much better to see a provider that can be verified as "safe" from trusted members. Recedntly expanded my horizon away from AMPs and now my coin goes further.

I'll just chime in with my two cents here. I've done AMPs for the past year or so since its much harder to be accused of a crime. But I don't have a group of escorts in my phone that are that low a price, the only regulars I've seen were $300 (agency girls). I had a few a couple of years ago that were under $200. But haven't been that involved lately. And honestly, they weren't anything to write home about but good times. If I had regulars that were $200 or less, I'd stick with them like I did before. But without trusted regulars, I give the AMPs my vote. With trusted regulars at reasonable prices, I'd probably go that route.

[Barolo]

I made an appt. With Tanya the Ukrainian massage therapist in Waterford. She gives a good massage, she is very attactive. The end was self-service, with her hands teasing areas. There was no roaming, other than her butt. It was very relaxing, I would repeat!