Massage Parlor Reports

**BigDog16** · 04-17-12 17:32

Has anyone had a chance to meet Jennifer, the newest Logan Square Tantrica? I have tried to meet her twice and on both occasions our schedules did not work out.

**WalkBob** · 04-16-12 12:41

Went to see the Mexican sisters, now on Foster. Wanted 4 hands and paid. 5. One was very hot, one was doable. Not a massage but light rub for about 20 minutes, then flip for about two. Ask if I want BJ or HJ finish for. 5 or. 4. I get out. 5 for BJ wanting the hot girl. The other girl says since it's four hands, they both get. 5. I put my $$$ away and ask to just finish massage (I paid for an hour). About 5 more minutes, they say all done. Only a half hour. Felt ripped off. All in all a lame rubdown for. 5 although I did get to feel up the hot girl some.

**Chimonger** · 04-16-12 11:07

Serious, something must be going on. There are always slammed after 9pm. I went two weeks ago and didn't get any extras as usual but massage was great. Tried to go last week a few nights but again always booked after 9pm. If anyone has an intel please share. PM is fine.

Originally Posted by Ashoka [View Original Post]

My current ATFs 1 and 2 need a timeout, but they're both at that 2520 place, so I'm trying to diversify my portfolio (even after years and years, these girls can still play games and be just as crazy as women not on the payroll, if not more so). Things are barren compared to 2005 or hell, even 2009. I know Sunkiss' reputation for being a blue-ball establishment, and I've been there before (back when it was new) and received all the right signs, but only an odd quasi-finish (neither legal nor satisfying, which is just dumb). But currently it's so busy in there after 9 every night that I figured something has to be going on, so I did a walk-in tonight. Got Coco. Very tiny, very quiet, but a great great massage. I knew there was a good chance it wouldn't end happy, but again, the signs were all there. No towel at any time, lights dimmed for the flip, lots of thigh massaging. But no finish. It's been so long since I was denied (because I see my regulars) , I was actually more amused than anything else. I dropped a Jackson for the good back-walk and the thorough massage (didn't plan ahead and had no smaller bills).

So seniors and other distinguished fellows. Can I get some info on who to ask for, and what I can expect? The phone was ringing off the hook and the door was buzzing constantly the whole time I was there. Someone has to be getting something! PM if you like. I'd also be interested in knowing if Coco is good to go on return visits. She gave me the whole we-do-only-professional-massages-here routine, but I'd love to know if there's anything to be had with a little persistence. Thanks.

Aa

**Biscuit123** · 04-14-12 18:28

Originally Posted by Ghostface89 [View Original Post]

Having seen the Middle Eastern employees at a local BP gas station unloading large quantities of cigarette cartons late at night (on multiple occasions) , I contacted the authorities. Guess what? Nothing happened. Now I see why. The Cook County cops are on the take.

I guess if I were to put in a tip on an AMP, they would have been shaken down as well.

Tom Dart seems too busy busting puppy mills outside his jurisdiction (for misdemeanors, no less) to be able to control his own officers.

They do t even pay income tax for the first 7 years. U figure they to contribute to the government anyway. It's a crying shame. The middle easterns are trying to bet the system every way possible. At least the mp can make someone smile.

**Ghostface89** · 04-14-12 16:35

Originally Posted by JohnnyBeBad [View Original Post]

Maybe Dart should spend more time watching his own:

http://www.suntimes.com/news/crime/1...ral-sting.html

Having seen the Middle Eastern employees at a local BP gas station unloading large quantities of cigarette cartons late at night (on multiple occasions) , I contacted the authorities. Guess what? Nothing happened. Now I see why. The Cook County cops are on the take.

I guess if I were to put in a tip on an AMP, they would have been shaken down as well.

Tom Dart seems too busy busting puppy mills outside his jurisdiction (for misdemeanors, no less) to be able to control his own officers.

**JohnnyBeBad** · 04-14-12 10:33

Originally Posted by George W. Bush [View Original Post]

I guess I better check it out before Tom Dart slaps an orange sticker on the door.

Maybe Dart should spend more time watching his own:

http://www.suntimes.com/news/crime/1...ral-sting.html

**George W. Bush** · 04-13-12 22:41

I guess I better check it out before Tom Dart slaps an orange sticker on the door.

**Gopher88** · 04-13-12 13:28

Originally Posted by Grateful One [View Original Post]

Have you seen this new show on Lifetime Channel; starring Jennifer Love Hewitt? The Client List.

http://gawker.com/5900428/the-jennif...new-show-on-tv

My apologies if this is the wrong forum but it is related.

Cheers.

First Thanks for the info. I just watched the first show on video. Soon as she started wearing sexy outfits. I though for sure there was going to be a undercover Cop. She is one hot chick.

**Travelin Man3** · 04-13-12 11:50

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

Were all here

We are indeed.

**Ashoka** · 04-13-12 01:34

My current ATFs 1 and 2 need a timeout, but they're both at that 2520 place, so I'm trying to diversify my portfolio (even after years and years, these girls can still play games and be just as crazy as women not on the payroll, if not more so). Things are barren compared to 2005 or hell, even 2009. I know Sunkiss' reputation for being a blue-ball establishment, and I've been there before (back when it was new) and received all the right signs, but only an odd quasi-finish (neither legal nor satisfying, which is just dumb). But currently it's so busy in there after 9 every night that I figured something has to be going on, so I did a walk-in tonight. Got Coco. Very tiny, very quiet, but a great great massage. I knew there was a good chance it wouldn't end happy, but again, the signs were all there. No towel at any time, lights dimmed for the flip, lots of thigh massaging. But no finish. It's been so long since I was denied (because I see my regulars) , I was actually more amused than anything else. I dropped a Jackson for the good back-walk and the thorough massage (didn't plan ahead and had no smaller bills).

So seniors and other distinguished fellows. Can I get some info on who to ask for, and what I can expect? The phone was ringing off the hook and the door was buzzing constantly the whole time I was there. Someone has to be getting something! PM if you like. I'd also be interested in knowing if Coco is good to go on return visits. She gave me the whole we-do-only-professional-massages-here routine, but I'd love to know if there's anything to be had with a little persistence. Thanks.

Aa

**Dee Mac** · 04-12-12 23:07

Originally Posted by Yoss1138 [View Original Post]

I watched the first episode On Demand. This isn't the best show on TV but it's worth watching for anyone on this board. The show deals with high-end spas that cater to sensual massage. Chicago doesn't have a scene like this but it will be familiar to anyone who has spent time in New York.

Overall the show paints a pretty fair and nonjudgemental view of the business. This is Lifetime, a women's network, and they could have been a lot harsher to men and the business in general. I think at the end of the day Lifetime realized this is just about consenting adults exchanging payment for a service.

The main character, played by Jennifer Love Hewitt, is a stay-at-home mom who was a legit masseuse earlier in career. She has nice kids, cars and a beautiful McMansion in the burbs. After her out-of-work husband leaves them she's forced to get a job to support her family. The economy sucks and she can only get a job as a masseuse. But that doesn't pay the bills so she turns to giving extras in order to make the big $$$ tips. Nobody forced her into it and she seems to actually enjoy what she does.

The customers, all men, are pretty regular joes. One is a business traveller type who is just horny. Another is an older guy whose marriage is at its end. Yes, it's Lifetime, so some of the customers are "hard body" types for the benefit of the woman audience. I thought Lifetime would portray the men as all loser types but they actually did a fair job.

The spa owner is a older woman who, like Jennifer Love Hewitt's character, simply wants to support her own children. She treats the employees well and seems to be a decent small business owner. Lifetime could have made her an abusive pimp type but instead she comes across as a very normal entrepreneur.

If she asked me for 0. 6 I would have to relent.

**Gopher88** · 04-12-12 17:50

Originally Posted by Nighthawk1955 [View Original Post]

I am right here.

Were all here

**Nighthawk1955** · 04-12-12 11:26

Originally Posted by Blue Screen [View Original Post]

Awesomely ridiculous! The best part is all the young, hard-bodied men as clients. HA! Where are all the middle-aged fat guys?

I am right here.

**Mylar 824** · 04-12-12 09:25

Originally Posted by Sjon58 [View Original Post]

I will be in Chicago next week. I have been scoping a place and was hoping someone could confirm the reports of it being R&T. Not interested in FS. I am newer to the site, but the reports have been very helpful as I travel a lot. St. Louis and Charlotte have been fun! Anyway, I cannot find anything regarding this place on here.

Please respond with a PM. It's on Peterson in a medical building (TM).

I would take any other suggestions as well via PM. I will be in the Franklin Park area. I like a very good R before the HE.

Thanks and Happy Hunting!

Are you talking about the Asian place? The Latina place on Peterson closed. The Asian place gives a good massage and HE, no roaming or nudity.

**Sjon58** · 04-11-12 21:30

I will be in Chicago next week. I have been scoping a place and was hoping someone could confirm the reports of it being R&T. Not interested in FS. I am newer to the site, but the reports have been very helpful as I travel a lot. St. Louis and Charlotte have been fun! Anyway, I cannot find anything regarding this place on here.

Please respond with a PM. It's on Peterson in a medical building (TM).

I would take any other suggestions as well via PM. I will be in the Franklin Park area. I like a very good R before the HE.

Thanks and Happy Hunting!