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[Howard5354]

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...&image=5777513

This young African American babe arrived on the Madison scene from Milwaukee about two or three weeks ago and mongers are lining up to hit this sweet 19 year old ass but the kid was there and gone long before the mongers started to smell the scent of new pussy. You better go by and get a taste.

Because this kind of young tight pussy does not last long.

[Howard5354]

Thanks Knight!

I rely on my fellow brothers in the hobby because we all in general like hot women, some prefer tits, others ass, still others legs, but in general, a girl with a nice ass is going to have a nice body for the most part. So one of my brothers told me about Tera. We communicated. Her pics did not matter much to me because of the recommendation. So I went, and she opened the door butt naked, and I ate pussy, licked ass, and we fucked for 1.5 hours.

Actually, I been back twice. She got some real good tight pussy. Because most of the dudes are out chasing the new pussy and getting burned, most of these ladies are just sitting there. I get texts from some of them asking me to come by because they have to pay a bill or purchase something. One girl even told me to come by and hit it for 60 bucks cause her cable bill was due. I keep about 120 bucks in my wallet for my sure thing relief fund. I received two texts just last night.

For example, I saw Mercedes last week and we fucked for almost two hours. She wanted to fuck longer but I had to go. She had no appointments for the day. So in a sense the pussy belonged to me. So guys, keep on chasing the dream girls and getting burned. I have not been burned once because I always go for the sure pussy. Mercedes, Tera, Lily (in town now) , Alexis4U will give you all the pussy you can handle. All of them are hot! What more do you want? So stop chasing dreams!

I am endorsing Lily. This girl is so fine she looks unreal and she has some real good pussy. I am planning to dive into it again.

[Boo1969]

Http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ise-22/5609662

Thanks Knight!

[Too Nice]

Coochie never said that Mercedes pics are fake. I have seen her a few times and they are real. Dudes have complained about fucking on the floor but never about her pics. Hot as this girl is I would do her anywhere, although it would be nice to have a bed but the solution is to do outcall.

Forums only work if people read. They don't work well when people make up stuff. What a waste of time.

[Too Nice]

So do I post ads with fake pics for this girl? Yep, I do. Typically I find a picture of a black girl from another city / state on Backpage that's similar to her, then blur out the eyes. My girl is gorgeous with a killer body, so when you get to the door you will not know or you will forget that the pic doesn't match exactly.

I'm glad you didn't mean to encourage guys to visit escorts with fake pics when you wrote this.

[Howard5354]

Howard, what the fuck? Coochie said just the opposite. He said that fake photos can look a lot like the real girl, and he knows because he posts some of the fake pics. He was encouraging mongers to see providers with fake pics. If you're going to insult other posters then at least try to have some clue what your talking about.

Coochie never said that Mercedes pics are fake. I have seen her a few times and they are real. Dudes have complained about fucking on the floor but never about her pics. Hot as this girl is I would do her anywhere, although it would be nice to have a bed but the solution is to do outcall.

[KnightMale]

Tell me more about Tera. Do you have a link for her?

Http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ise-22/5609662

[Boo1969]

Yea, Mercades is pretty sweet. Another lady I like is Tera, she doesn't post much on backpage but she has a rocking little ass also. Janelle has been in and out of Madison for a while, a bit more women but friendly and fun. Sadly she doesn't allow DATY but she is nice and curvey with a nice set of boobs.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...now-22/5258571

Tell me more about Tera. Do you have a link for her?

[Coochie Eater]

Howard, what the fuck? Coochie said just the opposite. He said that fake photos can look a lot like the real girl, and he knows because he posts some of the fake pics. He was encouraging mongers to see providers with fake pics. If you're going to insult other posters then at least try to have some clue what your talking about.

I was not encouraging people to see providers with fake pics. I said that the fake pic is a fact of life. And I was saying that if the person at the door was hotter than the pic, who the fuck is going to argue? And I was saying that if the person at the door is less attractive than the fake pic, then grow some balls and walk.

What Howard is saying is: A bunch of us post about who is really great on this board, and then people go to less-than-satisfying providers. Then b1tch and piss and moan. So let me say it again: Mercades is leaving town in May. She's hot, pretty, sexy, honest, fun, likes sex, likes men, cums hard, squirts, is clean, tasty, has a big clit that's fun to suck on, and you have to fuck her on the floor because she doesn't have a bed. She ain't going to get one either, because she's heading west to be in porn. At $80 for a half hour, she is the BEST Deal in Madison.

So here is what I would do:

1. For the next month I would fuck Mercades every chance I got.

2. After she's gone, I would download the Tineye extension for Firefox or Chrome. If you're not using Firefox or Chrome, then go back to jacking off.

3. When you see an ad that you like, right click on the pics and select the Tineye function. If the pics are spread all over the net like cow shit on a freshly plowed field do one of the following:

I. Keep browsing the ads.

II. Call the provider and bust her (You're a fucking liar and I'm telling everyone in Madison. )

III. Call the provider and let her know your coming to see her, but if she isn't as hot as the pics she stole, you're calling the police on her. If she is as hot or hotter than the pics, you'll sign up for a good time.

IV. Call the provider, make an appointment, show up. If she's as hot or hotter than the pics, nail her. If she's doggier, do her doggy, then plow her in the ass. Then don't pay her.

Jesus, this is mongering, not a contract for financial services.

[Howard5354]

I have hit that several times and it is good but not always available and it would be nice to have some furniture to mess around on. She lives in an apartment with a TV and blanket on the floor. Maybe I'm getting picky in my old age but really don't care to fuck on the floor anymore.

The problem with these girls is investment. They do not understand the game. They think that it is about their pussy and ass, and to an extent it is but its really about the image and the dream. So Mercedes has a smoking hot body but the other parts of the game escapes her. My recommendation to her is clean up the apartment, purchase a nice bedroom set. Get professional pics and more sexy clothes. Put a little perfume on. She will move from 80/160 to 120/200 range, and will have repeats. It should never be about the bed or the floor. I don't mind the floor cause I will bang this hot woman anywhere.

[Howard5354]

Yea, Mercades is pretty sweet. Another lady I like is Tera, she doesn't post much on backpage but she has a rocking little ass also. Janelle has been in and out of Madison for a while, a bit more women but friendly and fun. Sadly she doesn't allow DATY but she is nice and curvey with a nice set of boobs.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...now-22/5258571

Tera has a bed too.

[Too Nice]

Dude, Coochie and I already told you where the good pussy is, so stop . Wasting your time chasing ghosts.

Howard, what the fuck? Coochie said just the opposite. He said that fake photos can look a lot like the real girl, and he knows because he posts some of the fake pics. He was encouraging mongers to see providers with fake pics. If you're going to insult other posters then at least try to have some clue what your talking about.

[Sky Flyer]

Yea, Mercades is pretty sweet. Another lady I like is Tera, she doesn't post much on backpage but she has a rocking little ass also. Janelle has been in and out of Madison for a while, a bit more women but friendly and fun. Sadly she doesn't allow DATY but she is nice and curvey with a nice set of boobs.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/start-your-day-with-me-i-know-exactly-what-you-need-100-special-avail-now-22/5258571

[Member #4345]

I have hit that several times and it is good but not always available and it would be nice to have some furniture to mess around on. She lives in an apartment with a TV and blanket on the floor. Maybe I'm getting picky in my old age but really don't care to fuck on the floor anymore.

[Howard5354]

Dude, do a tineye or google check on the exceptionally fine ladies. Dude, Coochie and I already told you where the good pussy is, so stop . Wasting your time chasing ghosts. I always make a 160 hour appointment with Mercedes cause I know that pussy is so good I will not want to stop at an half hour. The other day we were fucking so good and she was so wonderful I even fantasized about taking her to city hall and marrying her so I could lay in this good pussy every day. I look at the clock and I had been stroking her for almost two hours, could have gone longer but money was short. Stop chasing ghosts. So get on over there and get a taste of the best pussy in Madison.

Saw this ad.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...see-21/5752855

And knew that was not what I was going to find when I showed up but thought I would take a look. Well guys don't bother. When I talked to her I asked if the pix were of her and she said yes. I show up and find a little black girls with tiny tits, scary hair and skin that has been to hell and back. So we talk a bit and she wants 150 for HE. Really? So I said I wasn't interested and she got pissy with me. I know many don't use real pix but at least use something close.