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**Howard5354** · 04-04-12 23:18

Originally Posted by Too Nice [View Original Post]

Howard, what the fuck? Coochie said just the opposite. He said that fake photos can look a lot like the real girl, and he knows because he posts some of the fake pics. He was encouraging mongers to see providers with fake pics. If you're going to insult other posters then at least try to have some clue what your talking about.

Coochie never said that Mercedes pics are fake. I have seen her a few times and they are real. Dudes have complained about fucking on the floor but never about her pics. Hot as this girl is I would do her anywhere, although it would be nice to have a bed but the solution is to do outcall.

**KnightMale** · 04-04-12 22:28

Originally Posted by Boo1969 [View Original Post]

Tell me more about Tera. Do you have a link for her?

Http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ise-22/5609662

**Boo1969** · 04-04-12 16:27

Originally Posted by Sky Flyer [View Original Post]

Yea, Mercades is pretty sweet. Another lady I like is Tera, she doesn't post much on backpage but she has a rocking little ass also. Janelle has been in and out of Madison for a while, a bit more women but friendly and fun. Sadly she doesn't allow DATY but she is nice and curvey with a nice set of boobs.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...now-22/5258571

Tell me more about Tera. Do you have a link for her?

**Coochie Eater** · 04-04-12 13:15

Originally Posted by Too Nice [View Original Post]

Howard, what the fuck? Coochie said just the opposite. He said that fake photos can look a lot like the real girl, and he knows because he posts some of the fake pics. He was encouraging mongers to see providers with fake pics. If you're going to insult other posters then at least try to have some clue what your talking about.

I was not encouraging people to see providers with fake pics. I said that the fake pic is a fact of life. And I was saying that if the person at the door was hotter than the pic, who the fuck is going to argue? And I was saying that if the person at the door is less attractive than the fake pic, then grow some balls and walk.

What Howard is saying is: A bunch of us post about who is really great on this board, and then people go to less-than-satisfying providers. Then b1tch and piss and moan. So let me say it again: Mercades is leaving town in May. She's hot, pretty, sexy, honest, fun, likes sex, likes men, cums hard, squirts, is clean, tasty, has a big clit that's fun to suck on, and you have to fuck her on the floor because she doesn't have a bed. She ain't going to get one either, because she's heading west to be in porn. At $80 for a half hour, she is the BEST Deal in Madison.

So here is what I would do:

1. For the next month I would fuck Mercades every chance I got.

2. After she's gone, I would download the Tineye extension for Firefox or Chrome. If you're not using Firefox or Chrome, then go back to jacking off.

3. When you see an ad that you like, right click on the pics and select the Tineye function. If the pics are spread all over the net like cow shit on a freshly plowed field do one of the following:

I. Keep browsing the ads.

II. Call the provider and bust her (You're a fucking liar and I'm telling everyone in Madison. )

III. Call the provider and let her know your coming to see her, but if she isn't as hot as the pics she stole, you're calling the police on her. If she is as hot or hotter than the pics, you'll sign up for a good time.

IV. Call the provider, make an appointment, show up. If she's as hot or hotter than the pics, nail her. If she's doggier, do her doggy, then plow her in the ass. Then don't pay her.

Jesus, this is mongering, not a contract for financial services.

**Howard5354** · 04-04-12 05:24

Originally Posted by Jimmy62 [View Original Post]

I have hit that several times and it is good but not always available and it would be nice to have some furniture to mess around on. She lives in an apartment with a TV and blanket on the floor. Maybe I'm getting picky in my old age but really don't care to fuck on the floor anymore.

The problem with these girls is investment. They do not understand the game. They think that it is about their pussy and ass, and to an extent it is but its really about the image and the dream. So Mercedes has a smoking hot body but the other parts of the game escapes her. My recommendation to her is clean up the apartment, purchase a nice bedroom set. Get professional pics and more sexy clothes. Put a little perfume on. She will move from 80/160 to 120/200 range, and will have repeats. It should never be about the bed or the floor. I don't mind the floor cause I will bang this hot woman anywhere.

**Howard5354** · 04-04-12 05:18

Originally Posted by Sky Flyer [View Original Post]

Yea, Mercades is pretty sweet. Another lady I like is Tera, she doesn't post much on backpage but she has a rocking little ass also. Janelle has been in and out of Madison for a while, a bit more women but friendly and fun. Sadly she doesn't allow DATY but she is nice and curvey with a nice set of boobs.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...now-22/5258571

Tera has a bed too.

**Too Nice** · 04-04-12 02:20

Originally Posted by Howard5354 [View Original Post]

Dude, Coochie and I already told you where the good pussy is, so stop . Wasting your time chasing ghosts.

Howard, what the fuck? Coochie said just the opposite. He said that fake photos can look a lot like the real girl, and he knows because he posts some of the fake pics. He was encouraging mongers to see providers with fake pics. If you're going to insult other posters then at least try to have some clue what your talking about.

**Sky Flyer** · 04-02-12 20:51

Yea, Mercades is pretty sweet. Another lady I like is Tera, she doesn't post much on backpage but she has a rocking little ass also. Janelle has been in and out of Madison for a while, a bit more women but friendly and fun. Sadly she doesn't allow DATY but she is nice and curvey with a nice set of boobs.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/start-your-day-with-me-i-know-exactly-what-you-need-100-special-avail-now-22/5258571

**Member #4345** · 04-02-12 16:02

I have hit that several times and it is good but not always available and it would be nice to have some furniture to mess around on. She lives in an apartment with a TV and blanket on the floor. Maybe I'm getting picky in my old age but really don't care to fuck on the floor anymore.

**Howard5354** · 04-02-12 13:10

Dude, do a tineye or google check on the exceptionally fine ladies. Dude, Coochie and I already told you where the good pussy is, so stop . Wasting your time chasing ghosts. I always make a 160 hour appointment with Mercedes cause I know that pussy is so good I will not want to stop at an half hour. The other day we were fucking so good and she was so wonderful I even fantasized about taking her to city hall and marrying her so I could lay in this good pussy every day. I look at the clock and I had been stroking her for almost two hours, could have gone longer but money was short. Stop chasing ghosts. So get on over there and get a taste of the best pussy in Madison.

Originally Posted by Jimmy62 [View Original Post]

Saw this ad.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...see-21/5752855

And knew that was not what I was going to find when I showed up but thought I would take a look. Well guys don't bother. When I talked to her I asked if the pix were of her and she said yes. I show up and find a little black girls with tiny tits, scary hair and skin that has been to hell and back. So we talk a bit and she wants 150 for HE. Really? So I said I wasn't interested and she got pissy with me. I know many don't use real pix but at least use something close.

**Member #4345** · 04-02-12 09:22

Saw this ad http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...see-21/5752855 And knew that was not what I was going to find when I showed up but thought I would take a look. Well guys don't bother. When I talked to her I asked if the pix were of her and she said yes. I show up and find a little black girls with tiny tits, scary hair and skin that has been to hell and back. So we talk a bit and she wants 150 for HE. Really? So I said I wasn't interested and she got pissy with me. I know many don't use real pix but at least use something close.

**Coochie Eater** · 04-01-12 15:58

Originally Posted by Howard5354 [View Original Post]

She [Mercades] told me that you mongers are not showing up to hit this pussy. Now while I like it because she is always available, the girl is an escort and has to make some money or she will leave, so give her some action. I am definitely going back again and again. But I am a pussy hunter so I will continue to hunt new pussy but I will go back to see Mercedes so she can survive and stay in Madison.

Life is a b1tch, a fuckin' b1tch, and then you die.

Mercades is moving on, guys. She's leaving Madison for greener pastures. I can't stress enough how great this girl is: Petite, perfect shape little body, great personality, cums hard, gets into sex, likes men, honest (really? Did he say honest?) , not a clock watcher, clean, tasty, perfect little tea cup tits, great round booty that perfectly proportionate to the rest of her, full GFE (I mean she kisses, not the no-rubber GFE) , friendly, intelligent, ambitious, cute and honest (really, to find an honest girl in this business is so fucking rare, I get a hard on just thinking about it.)

And she's gone. She's heading west for the wide open spaces. I believe she told me May, but it could be sooner. She's heading to good ol' California to become A PORN STAR!

So even if she were moving to Dubuque to become sheet metal worker, you should experience this girl at least once.

But man, you get to fuck a porn star before she becomes a porn star! I know all you bastards are cruising the net for porn, stroking your little johnny while wishing you had more ching to hit some real pussy, but imagine being able to watch a porn babe you've actually fucked, stroking it while your computer defrags.

So my word to you. Get on the the fucking phone and set an appointment with this little wonder before she gets too big for YOUR britches. $80 for a half hour? Cheap at twice the price. Cheaper than all you fucks put together.

Tell her Coochie sent you.

**Howard5354** · 04-01-12 13:38

Originally Posted by Wanttoknow67 [View Original Post]

I called and said I was interested in seeing her and I had 80 to spend. She turned me down. I talked to her for a while and she was very pleasant on the phone. I was supposed to call her later but I went with plan A.

You went with Plan B cause Mercedes is Plan A. You should have called her later. She is among the best in Madison. BTW, sometimes she will tell you to call later if she got something going on. She is not stringing you on. She is too nice to do this kind of crap.

**Wanttoknow67** · 04-01-12 08:29

I called and said I was interested in seeing her and I had 80 to spend. She turned me down. I talked to her for a while and she was very pleasant on the phone. I was supposed to call her later but I went with plan A.

Originally Posted by Howard5354 [View Original Post]

Coochie eater was right. We have someone special and we go after these unproven duds and we complain when we get ripped of. I met a lady on sugar daddy and she was smoking hot. She sent me pics of her ass and I wanted to nail this pussy so bad, so we arranged to meet at 12. So I drove about 50 miles to the hotel but she did not show up and called me asking where it was. This was pure bullshit. So I departed and thought about Mercades. I called her and she said sure come right over. I forgot how tight her sweet little body is and how much I liked her personality. She gave me enough good pussy to last for a month and she knows how to fuck and better still she enjoys it. I signed up for an hour but when we checked the clock I had been in her good pussy for close two. Brothers, you have to be in shape to handle this good pussy. She is the best that you are going to find on or off back page. She charges 80 for hh. 160 for the full hour. I signed up for an hour but was hitting that good pussy for 1. 5. You are missing some real good pussy. Just ask Choochie.

Her number is 608 443-6138.

Her back page post is here somewhere and on back page.

She told me that you mongers are not showing up to hit this pussy. Now while I like it because she is always available, the girl is an escort and has to make some money or she will leave, so give her some action. I am definitely going back again and again. But I am a pussy hunter so I will continue to hunt new pussy but I will go back to see Mercedes so she can survive and stay in Madison.

**Howard5354** · 03-31-12 21:06

Coochie eater was right. We have someone special and we go after these unproven duds and we complain when we get ripped of. I met a lady on sugar daddy and she was smoking hot. She sent me pics of her ass and I wanted to nail this pussy so bad, so we arranged to meet at 12. So I drove about 50 miles to the hotel but she did not show up and called me asking where it was. This was pure bullshit. So I departed and thought about Mercades. I called her and she said sure come right over. I forgot how tight her sweet little body is and how much I liked her personality. She gave me enough good pussy to last for a month and she knows how to fuck and better still she enjoys it. I signed up for an hour but when we checked the clock I had been in her good pussy for close two. Brothers, you have to be in shape to handle this good pussy. She is the best that you are going to find on or off back page. She charges 80 for hh. 160 for the full hour. I signed up for an hour but was hitting that good pussy for 1. 5. You are missing some real good pussy. Just ask Choochie.

Her number is 608 443-6138.

Her back page post is here somewhere and on back page.

She told me that you mongers are not showing up to hit this pussy. Now while I like it because she is always available, the girl is an escort and has to make some money or she will leave, so give her some action. I am definitely going back again and again. But I am a pussy hunter so I will continue to hunt new pussy but I will go back to see Mercedes so she can survive and stay in Madison.