Streetwalker Reports

**Rod Philderup** · 03-29-12 12:27

Originally Posted by UMDstudent05 [View Original Post]

Took a stroll out tonight since it's been about four months since I've mongered properly. Hit Conkling around 1 am, saw a couple of sorry looking SWs by the BP and one pretty tiny blonde, but she was being yelled out by two men who's argument I didn't want to interrupt."Excuse me, excuse me gentlemen. Look I can tell by the tone of your voice you are clearly upset however my dick needs to be sucked. We're at critical mass here, if my nuts don't drain soon they won't need the large hadron collider to research black holes. One will form in my pants when they implode." I don't think that would have worked.

Saw a girl on the corner of Fairmont. Maybe 5'4-5'5, brunette, roundish face call it 130/140lbs. Bit of a stomach, but nice tits. Maybe a 6 or 7 on the looks scale. I didn't care, I think I would have dry humped a scarecrow at this point. I pick her up, we make small talk, head up to her spot which was actually a decent looking house from the outside. Said her name was Jaime (don't know the spelling). Turned out she was 27 and had been doing this since October. Very friendly, personable, held a good conversation. Told me flat out she charged 30 for a BJ, but it was the best I fucking BJ I would ever have. Wasn't in the mood to haggle, so I agreed.

She was not lying. Without me asking she took the top off and whipped the tits out to play with. No visible track marks or sores, no BO, soft skin. Tits were about a C. I was worried my hands would be cold but she encouraged me to explore, saying it felt good since she had been walking for a while. Excellent technique, played with the boys, asked what felt best for me, took subtle direction well. If something felt good, she could feel me react and kept rolling with it. It wasn't the best head I've ever had, but it was well worth the 30 bucks. No CIM, prefers to work covered. I'm alright with that. After I was done I wanted to tip her so I gave her a 5 and she just about jumped up and hugged me. Said must guys don't tip at all. Chatted a little more, she didn't rush me out or seem to be in a hurry to go cop.

All in all, a great time.

Face: 7.

Body: 6.

Personality: 9.

Skill level: 9.

Overall: 8-8. 5.

Total Damage:.1 for spot, .3 to her, .05 tip=.45

Cheaper than a dinner for two at cheesecake factory.

Sorry man, I have a hard time paying an average looking SW. 45 for a covered BJ. Even a hot looking one who swallows shouldn't be that much. If you had her number and saved that much in time and gas, I guess you could justify it. That being said, it sounds like you had a good time and that is what it's all about.

Rp

**ldonshoots** · 03-29-12 07:16

Ok working girls and mongers,

When we last left our crusader of mongers he was caught up in a love tryst with some backpage bimbo, that ended badly as you all warned me it would. I have to fill you all in on the many episodes that have taken place (again most of you wouldn't believe it.but some other day and time). So where does a man go to console, back to the block it seems.

Well got out to the W / W around 10pm, ran into Tracey. First time meeting her but when she told me her name I was waiting for her to brandish her piece and try to hold me up at high noon. She said she was trying to catch up to her friend Babara and is heading out to W-VA next week. Went to $10-dre's place but the scene wasn't right so I dropped her back off and left her at high noon.

Went down a block and ran into Darlene. Went with Darlene to her girl's spot that was being remodeled and had a good time although I still couldn't get any satisfaction (and I tried, and I tried). Oh well, back on the hunt.

Going down Wilkens and I saw a hot brunette, with some tight blue jeans and those black ugz boots with the fur on them. Girl was bad, but she was walking a 'mile a minute' on the phone. I slowed down to try to get her attention but no luck. I decided to drive off but then the little head asked me what the hell was I doing so I swung a you-turn to go back and get her but then some pick-up truck with 2 guys in it was talking to her. I circled around saw that they left she was still walking but I couldn't catch up to her. Who was that Brunette fast-walking woman? Kinda reminded me of Corrine but she may not have been a SW either.

Ran over to the P / P loop, saw ol' Trixie back on the block. She remembered me and we pulled off. She said she was in the county for the past 10days just got out yesterday. She put on some weight and was looking alot better than when I last seen her. She seemed to be in a rush and had tried to rush a BJ on me and I had to tell her to stop because it wasn't doing anything for me. So she stops and then asks to use my phone. Dam these broads are pushy. I ask who are you going to call and she says her pimp. I say oh-hell-no. THen she says no its her drug-dealer. I say well then.double hell no. But I told her thanks for being honest. She said yeah- I could have lied and said I was calling my brother to ask what he wants from the store. She said she was going into Rehab tomorrow- and then I ask her so what the hell are you doing just getting out already trying to score? She says yeah I know.but I'm trying to quit. These broads are something else. Seems they won't ever learn.

The saga continues.

**ldonshoots** · 03-29-12 07:11

Ok working girls and mongers, the chronicles of ldon continues.

When we last left our crusader of mongers he was caught up in a love trist with some backpage bimbo, that ended badly as you all warned me it would. I have to fill you all in on the many episodes that have taken place (again most of you wouldn't believe it.but some other day and time). So where does a man go to console, back to the block it seems.

Well got out to the W / W around 10pm, ran into Tracey. First time meeting her but when she told me her name I was waiting for her to brandish her piece and try to hold me up at high noon. She said she was trying to catch up to her friend Babara and is heading out to W-VA next week. Went to $10-dre's place but the scene wasn't right so I dropped her back off and left her at high noon.

Went down a block and ran into Darlene. Went with Darlene to her girl's spot that was being remodeled and had a good time although I still couldn't get any satisfaction (and I tried, and I tried). Oh well, back on the hunt.

Going down Wilkens and I saw a hot brunette, with some tight blue jeans and those black ugz boots with the fur on them. Girl was bad, but she was walking a 'mile a minute' on the phone. I slowed down to try to get her attention but no luck. I decided to drive off but then the little head asked me what the hell was I doing so I swung a you-turn to go back and get her but then some pick-up truck with 2 guys in it was talking to her. I circled around saw that they left she was still walking but I couldn't catch up to her. Who was that Brunette fast-walking woman? Kinda reminded me of Corrine but she may not have been a SW either.

Ran over to the P / P loop, saw ol' Trixie back on the block. She remembered me and we pulled off. She said she was in the county for the past 10days just got out yesterday. She put on some weight and was looking alot better than when I last seen her. She seemed to be in a rush and had tried to rush a BJ on me and I had to tell her to stop because it wasn't doing anything for me. So she stops and then asks to use my phone. Dam these broads are pushy. I ask who are you going to call and she says her pimp. I say oh-hell-no. THen she says no its her drug-dealer. I say well then.double hell no. But I told her thanks for being honest. She said yeah- I could have lied and said I was calling my brother to ask what he wants from the store. She said she was going into Rehab tomorrow- and then I ask her so what the hell are you doing just getting out already trying to score? She says yeah I know.but I'm trying to quit. These broads are something else. Seems they won't ever learn.

The saga continues.

**Essex15** · 03-29-12 01:57

Took a stroll out tonight since it's been about four months since I've mongered properly. Hit Conkling around 1 am, saw a couple of sorry looking SWs by the BP and one pretty tiny blonde, but she was being yelled out by two men who's argument I didn't want to interrupt."Excuse me, excuse me gentlemen. Look I can tell by the tone of your voice you are clearly upset however my dick needs to be sucked. We're at critical mass here, if my nuts don't drain soon they won't need the large hadron collider to research black holes. One will form in my pants when they implode." I don't think that would have worked.

Saw a girl on the corner of Fairmont. Maybe 5'4-5'5, brunette, roundish face call it 130/140lbs. Bit of a stomach, but nice tits. Maybe a 6 or 7 on the looks scale. I didn't care, I think I would have dry humped a scarecrow at this point. I pick her up, we make small talk, head up to her spot which was actually a decent looking house from the outside. Said her name was Jaime (don't know the spelling). Turned out she was 27 and had been doing this since October. Very friendly, personable, held a good conversation. Told me flat out she charged 30 for a BJ, but it was the best I fucking BJ I would ever have. Wasn't in the mood to haggle, so I agreed.

She was not lying. Without me asking she took the top off and whipped the tits out to play with. No visible track marks or sores, no BO, soft skin. Tits were about a C. I was worried my hands would be cold but she encouraged me to explore, saying it felt good since she had been walking for a while. Excellent technique, played with the boys, asked what felt best for me, took subtle direction well. If something felt good, she could feel me react and kept rolling with it. It wasn't the best head I've ever had, but it was well worth the 30 bucks. No CIM, prefers to work covered. I'm alright with that. After I was done I wanted to tip her so I gave her a 5 and she just about jumped up and hugged me. Said must guys don't tip at all. Chatted a little more, she didn't rush me out or seem to be in a hurry to go cop.

All in all, a great time.

Face: 7.

Body: 6.

Personality: 9.

Skill level: 9.

Overall: 8-8. 5.

Total Damage:.1 for spot, .3 to her, .05 tip=.45

Cheaper than a dinner for two at cheesecake factory.

**Seva Lurker** · 03-28-12 18:04

Originally Posted by Gintonicrocks [View Original Post]

This guy seemed to show up just after Jackson took out the last problem. Am I being paranoid, or just stating the obvious.

GTR

Could easily be. But Monger42 is like an itch. The more you scratch it, the more it itches and you want to scratch it. Best thing is just to ignore it.

**ArmyStrong** · 03-28-12 16:11

Was our in CB last night. Saw one fine looking SW. Tall, light blonde, low cut shirt big boobs. By the time got turned around she was gone. Anyone know who she is?

**Gintonicrocks** · 03-28-12 13:59

Originally Posted by LuckyMoney [View Original Post]

He doesn't own the world but he does own valuable info that you'll never see with an attitude like that.

This guy seemed to show up just after Jackson took out the last problem. Am I being paranoid, or just stating the obvious.

GTR

**LuckyMoney** · 03-28-12 11:49

Originally Posted by Monger42 [View Original Post]

Well I don't care what you think. I am not antogonizing any body, and you are the one who think that you own the world. I just think you are a dick a big one.

He doesn't own the world but he does own valuable info that you'll never see with an attitude like that.

**Anjguy39** · 03-28-12 06:36

Originally Posted by Mairj23 [View Original Post]

To all the Senior Members out there- I've been starting to get numbers through pm from other members on the forum in exchange for the promise of a future reciprocation. My numbers all don't work anymore and I haven't gotten out there alot due to work. Out of 6 numbers I've received, only 1 has worked. And that was Darlene on a bad day for her. What's the etiquette on giving a number back on one that doesn't work anymore? Thanks Gentlemen.

You must remember the girls use free government phones so they have a limit number of free minutes on their cell phone. The best time to test these numbers are usually between 7th and 10th of each month when the phones receive new free minutes.

**Monger42** · 03-27-12 21:43

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**Docbh** · 03-27-12 09:54

Made it home again, stayed until Sunday this time.

Here's the roundup:

Sat. Am. Tessa. Reported on before. Monroe & Wilkens. Sometimes at circle.

Great oral skills, upside down deep t, mish, doggie for finish. Tight round body down there.

Sat. Aft. Supposed date w / Nicole. Monroe & Payson. Wilkens. Short, sometimes blonde 5'5 125-130 (20s).

Had dates before. No show. Be cautious, watch pockets. Lot of medication.

Sat. Pm. Crystal. Wilkens, etc. Tall honey, had bad medicine day, still put in good work, body is ridiculous; brain is off though.

Hit it hard, avoid long conversations.

Sun. Am. Monica. Circle. Reported on before. Better work this time. Soft everywhere. Little nervous.

Gives good intel on other ladies.

Sun. Aft. Tessa again. Short round this time. Meds poor in area, had to get back home.

Sun. Pm. My friend Tiffany is back. Wilkens. Took our time with pretty much everything besides greek.

Girls oral skills are 10+. Puts in work. Big pretty eyes. Looks right up at you while sucking. Lost a little weight.

But body is still athletic, legs tight, add round. Should have seen her last spring.

All & all. Good rounds. Going to check Nicole off list. Missed 3 of set ups this past month. Too medicated.

**Benchseats Rock** · 03-27-12 09:42

Originally Posted by Mairj23 [View Original Post]

To all the Senior Members out there- I've been starting to get numbers through pm from other members on the forum in exchange for the promise of a future reciprocation. My numbers all don't work anymore and I haven't gotten out there alot due to work. Out of 6 numbers I've received, only 1 has worked. And that was Darlene on a bad day for her. What's the etiquette on giving a number back on one that doesn't work anymore? Thanks Gentlemen.

Give out the info freely and with no expectation of reciprocity, just good will and the satisfaction of knowing that you are maybe helping your fellow man get laid. Post it, pm it, it doesn't matter.

Information wants to be free and it will be no matter what you do to prevent it.

The transaction should be between the monger and the girl, not the monger and the monger.

That being said, I don't give out the info for my utr atf regulars, period. Just because I'll help anyone find what they're looking for doesn't mean they get access to my private stock.

Just my .02 (I realize that I am probably in the minority, and that's fine. I've been doing this long enough not to give a fuck)

Bench

**Mairj23** · 03-27-12 09:35

To all the Senior Members out there- I've been starting to get numbers through pm from other members on the forum in exchange for the promise of a future reciprocation. My numbers all don't work anymore and I haven't gotten out there alot due to work. Out of 6 numbers I've received, only 1 has worked. And that was Darlene on a bad day for her. What's the etiquette on giving a number back on one that doesn't work anymore? Thanks Gentlemen.

**Benchseats Rock** · 03-27-12 09:31

Originally Posted by Seva Lurker [View Original Post]

Sheesh a 10 post newbie who thinks he rules the world (and cannot spell either, there are TWO "p's" in STEPPED, there is even a SPELL CHECKER with this software.)

If you're too lazy to read the posts here (okay, nearly 9000 is a bit daunting, but even the past month) , then you are probably too lazy to get off your cheeks (not sure which set you sit on and which you speak out of, but they seem to be interchangeable) and go out an actually MONGER.

Bit your tongue, keep your mouth shut, and learn to use the tools that are here. Don't antagonize those who have put a hell of a lot more time and effort into this than you've even dreamed of.

Good post Bench. May be up that way next month, if so I'll let you know so we can get together for a brew.

The interview process for a new Ms. Benchseats is gruelling. I'm officially off the wagon, can't wait for you to see the changes from last time.

**Seva Lurker** · 03-27-12 08:11

Originally Posted by Monger42 [View Original Post]

Well my friend if wanted any shit out of you I would have steped on your head be nice.

Sheesh a 10 post newbie who thinks he rules the world (and cannot spell either, there are TWO "p's" in STEPPED, there is even a SPELL CHECKER with this software.)

If you're too lazy to read the posts here (okay, nearly 9000 is a bit daunting, but even the past month), then you are probably too lazy to get off your cheeks (not sure which set you sit on and which you speak out of, but they seem to be interchangeable) and go out an actually MONGER.

Bit your tongue, keep your mouth shut, and learn to use the tools that are here. Don't antagonize those who have put a hell of a lot more time and effort into this than you've even dreamed of.

Good post Bench. May be up that way next month, if so I'll let you know so we can get together for a brew.