Massage Parlor Reports

**AbeLincolnMP** · 03-15-12 11:23

Just moved to Orlando. 7 year veteran hobbyist in Cali. My first visit to an Orlando AMP was at FO. First, the price of admission in orlando is ridiculously high compared to Cali. Second, my first visit ever to FO I was offered FS by a decent face but horrible body and she refused to give me her name and was basically rude the whole time. Wouldn't give her shit with her attitude but it is definitely offered.

**Loving302** · 03-15-12 10:38

Originally Posted by Don In Otown [View Original Post]

Great results a few months ago. In the same boat as you, last time around though. Perhaps, the A-Team from Yu Yu headed up the road to affiliated and busier B-Spa on Colonial? I won't return to Yu Yu either.

I also have been there a few times and the best time was with Rose. Unfortunately she moved to South Florida (too bad. Incredible). Last time I called and was told Rose was back and I made an appointment. However upon my arrival she was NOT there and I should have left but didn't (dumb!) Session was not nearly as good as my first few and too far to travel that kind of non-service.

I would like more info on the B-Spa on Colonial and feel free to PM me.

Thanks

**TheJester** · 03-15-12 10:38

I guess it's time for me to stop lurking and start sharing.

Stopped by 192 earlier this week and drew Gina, an attractive Korean lady in her late 20s with a nice pair of Cs.

Paid. 80 at the door to Mamasan.

The shower there is a little different in that it's a sit down instead of table shower, but worked nicely enough and Gina made sure the important parts were clean.

The massage was decent, I asked for medium pressure. It's a dry massage instead of using oil, which is fine by me so I don't have to take another shower later.

At the end of the massage got the light finger and hair brushing over the skin and then the flip.

She did a nice job with the HE and some finger time in the brown eye.

Tipped. 50.

**TheJester** · 03-15-12 10:27

Originally Posted by Don In Otown [View Original Post]

Great results a few months ago. In the same boat as you, last time around though. Perhaps, the A-Team from Yu Yu headed up the road to affiliated and busier B-Spa on Colonial? I won't return to Yu Yu either.

Lucy, formerly at YuYu is now at Miss May, not B Spa.

**Mjkboaorl** · 03-15-12 00:00

Had a decent time at NT a couple of days ago. Was feeling the urge to head to an AMP. Decided to go with NT since it's close to my work and they are decently quite whenever I go. I called them up and set my time up and headed over. Got there and ended up waiting in my room for about 10 minutes. She finally came in the room and started a decent massage. And no, I totally forgot to get her name. I did ask for Kim whenever I called to set my time but was told the new girl is good (whoever that is, maybe LuLu?). I would say the massage was a 6/7 out of 10. Then came the flip and upsell. I asked for FS however was told noway, so I was asking for BJ and was told no again, then I ended up having to almost beg for her to do it. Now this is where I think they are starting to use the dam sarane wrap. So she says hold on. She comes back with some of that for the wrap job and a decent BJ. She did spend a lot of time making sure I exploded, she cleaned me up and off I went back to work, happy and relaxed. I will always repeat at NT as that's my place and looking forward to meeting up with LuLu or Kim. I think I am going to try some of those places near mills and 50, any suggestions on a good AMP that offers some extras?

MJK out!

**Ukieman** · 03-14-12 23:44

This is a long overdue report. I went to Asian Palace a couple of months ago and I have to say it was NOT one of my better experiences at an AMP.

Went in and paid the house fee to a very attractice young asian hostess. I believe the fee was. 80 for the hour.

I was led to this really strange "holding" room. It is about 8' x 3', dimly lit and has no windows. There was a small table with some magazines on it,

But not enough room to read by. Anyway, wound up staying in this holding cell / room for almost 20 minutes.

During that time my wife texted mr to say she was going to be coming home almost 4 hours early.

When the hostess finally came back I asked if I could reschedule. (I knew I couldn't but worth a try}

I finally was taken to my room with an 30ish asian therapist. I let her know that I only had about 45 minutes instead of the hour that I paid for.

Well, no table shower and right to it. Soft sensuous caresses and almost immediately to the flip and upsell.

She demanded. 60 for a HJ. I was thinking with the wrong head and said yes. The HJ itself wasn't bad but NO roaming and wanted $ to.

Expose any skin. No way to that! I was out the door in 18 minutes. Almost thought I was back in Amsterdam, except I would have been happier.

Absolutely one of the worst AMP experiences ever.

I know there have been a lot of good reports and this is a perfect example of YMMV. I for one will not return.

**Don In Otown** · 03-14-12 19:52

Originally Posted by Eelectri [View Original Post]

It has been a while since a visited one of these places and since I have been at yuyu be / 4 with excellent service by one very nice looking and attentive oriental so, I thought of going for some good old relaxation! Asked for my fav. But was not there so! I was not going to venture with what I saw but I said the hell! I just need a massage! She had just arrived (she said from Vegas) TS and massage way below average (she should have stayed in Vegas) and she went right for the meat and wanted high roses for CBJ.

Great results a few months ago. In the same boat as you, last time around though. Perhaps, the A-Team from Yu Yu headed up the road to affiliated and busier B-Spa on Colonial? I won't return to Yu Yu either.

**Eelectri** · 03-14-12 14:15

It has been a while since a visited one of these places and since I have been at yuyu be / 4 with excellent service by one very nice looking and attentive oriental so, I thought of going for some good old relaxation! Asked for my fav. But was not there so! I was not going to venture with what I saw but I said the hell! I just need a massage! She had just arrived (she said from Vegas) TS and massage way below average (she should have stayed in Vegas) and she went right for the meat and wanted high roses for CBJ and FS.

I told her no! And just give me the massage! Not even that she wanted me out.

Any way will not repeat there!

**HungInOrlando** · 03-14-12 10:43

I don't mean to sound flip or sarcastic, but this whole thing kinda boggles my mind. Any time I'm ever going to see a provider or any sort, even if I'm not expecting FS, I bring a condom with me, just in case. I never rely on someone else for that. As a result, I've never had to use saran wrap. LOL.

Originally Posted by Awesome Balls [View Original Post]

Depending upon the type of plastic wrap she's using, it may be porous and not able to prevent STD from passing through it. Either way, it's still easily torn and not suitable as a condom. I know that folks used to use it years ago as an impromptu condom, but the material used has changed. It's not the same quality as it was in the 70's.

Trust your instincts and don't trust the plastic wrap in place of a good condom. Knowing that she's using this trick on more than one person, I wouldn't want to touch her even with a condom. My guess is that they think it's not incriminating if the cops come in the place with a warrant.

**HungInOrlando** · 03-14-12 08:55

Oh. Then it was. 50.

Originally Posted by Citywalk [View Original Post]

$.50 = 150, .50 = 50.

**Awesome Balls** · 03-14-12 01:24

Originally Posted by Todds57 [View Original Post]

Last night I was downtown and made an appointment to get a knot in my neck rubbed out. I called at 1030, and the voice at the other end said they were staying open until 1100. When I got there I was greeted at the door by LuLu. She told me that only 1/2 massage, was available due the time. I paid $50 at the door and she took me into a very clean room. After I was done disrobing, she came in and immediately laid out the menu. $1. 20 for FS. 80 for BBBJ. 60HE. Ricky J did not exaggerate when he mentioned the plastic wrap. I wasn't willing to chance it. Got a nice rub, and settled for a nice BBBJWCIM. Do not know if I will repeat. I was hoping for more to pick from, she was a little too old for me. Good luck!

Depending upon the type of plastic wrap she's using, it may be porous and not able to prevent STD from passing through it. Either way, it's still easily torn and not suitable as a condom. I know that folks used to use it years ago as an impromptu condom, but the material used has changed. It's not the same quality as it was in the 70's.

Trust your instincts and don't trust the plastic wrap in place of a good condom. Knowing that she's using this trick on more than one person, I wouldn't want to touch her even with a condom. My guess is that they think it's not incriminating if the cops come in the place with a warrant.

**IronCity** · 03-13-12 23:37

Originally Posted by JackFL2 [View Original Post]

Stopped by 192 in Kissimmee this afternoon after some spring trainng baseball. This is a standard AMP. 80 at the door. Stand up shower and Youme was my therapist. She said she changed her name from Jackie. She has a 10/10 face and a 7/10 body. She made sure everything was squeaky clean in the shower and a standard HE on the flip. The massage was ok and she allowed some roaming. Left 40 for the tip.

Where is this place? I am from Atlanta, and can share any info about our city, here on business.

**TheeeGentleman** · 03-13-12 22:24

Originally Posted by Todds57 [View Original Post]

Last night I was downtown and made an appointment to get a knot in my neck rubbed out. I called at 1030, and the voice at the other end said they were staying open until 1100. When I got there I was greeted at the door by LuLu. She told me that only 1/2 massage, was available due the time. I paid $50 at the door and she took me into a very clean room. After I was done disrobing, she came in and immediately laid out the menu. $1. 20 for FS. 80 for BBBJ. 60HE. Ricky J did not exaggerate when he mentioned the plastic wrap. I wasn't willing to chance it. Got a nice rub, and settled for a nice BBBJWCIM. Do not know if I will repeat. I was hoping for more to pick from, she was a little too old for me. Good luck!

I've been offered a Saran Slurpee, but never the plasticized pumping. Correct and very colorful coverage always available; I believe in bringing my own casing and Polka music when working with a sausage machine. Anything else just wouldn't be kosher.

**TheeeGentleman** · 03-13-12 21:57

Originally Posted by Citywalk [View Original Post]

If they don't know you there anything above an HE just isn't going to happen.

I'll third that. I've been strictly an AMP man, been there a number of times, not in my universe.

**Todds57** · 03-13-12 19:45

Last night I was downtown and made an appointment to get a knot in my neck rubbed out. I called at 1030, and the voice at the other end said they were staying open until 1100. When I got there I was greeted at the door by LuLu. She told me that only 1/2 massage, was available due the time. I paid $50 at the door and she took me into a very clean room. After I was done disrobing, she came in and immediately laid out the menu. $1. 20 for FS. 80 for BBBJ. 60HE. Ricky J did not exaggerate when he mentioned the plastic wrap. I wasn't willing to chance it. Got a nice rub, and settled for a nice BBBJWCIM. Do not know if I will repeat. I was hoping for more to pick from, she was a little too old for me. Good luck!