Massage Parlor Reports

[TheJester]

Great results a few months ago. In the same boat as you, last time around though. Perhaps, the A-Team from Yu Yu headed up the road to affiliated and busier B-Spa on Colonial? I won't return to Yu Yu either.

Lucy, formerly at YuYu is now at Miss May, not B Spa.

[Mjkboaorl]

Had a decent time at NT a couple of days ago. Was feeling the urge to head to an AMP. Decided to go with NT since it's close to my work and they are decently quite whenever I go. I called them up and set my time up and headed over. Got there and ended up waiting in my room for about 10 minutes. She finally came in the room and started a decent massage. And no, I totally forgot to get her name. I did ask for Kim whenever I called to set my time but was told the new girl is good (whoever that is, maybe LuLu?). I would say the massage was a 6/7 out of 10. Then came the flip and upsell. I asked for FS however was told noway, so I was asking for BJ and was told no again, then I ended up having to almost beg for her to do it. Now this is where I think they are starting to use the dam sarane wrap. So she says hold on. She comes back with some of that for the wrap job and a decent BJ. She did spend a lot of time making sure I exploded, she cleaned me up and off I went back to work, happy and relaxed. I will always repeat at NT as that's my place and looking forward to meeting up with LuLu or Kim. I think I am going to try some of those places near mills and 50, any suggestions on a good AMP that offers some extras?

MJK out!

[Ukieman]

This is a long overdue report. I went to Asian Palace a couple of months ago and I have to say it was NOT one of my better experiences at an AMP.

Went in and paid the house fee to a very attractice young asian hostess. I believe the fee was. 80 for the hour.

I was led to this really strange "holding" room. It is about 8' x 3', dimly lit and has no windows. There was a small table with some magazines on it,

But not enough room to read by. Anyway, wound up staying in this holding cell / room for almost 20 minutes.

During that time my wife texted mr to say she was going to be coming home almost 4 hours early.

When the hostess finally came back I asked if I could reschedule. (I knew I couldn't but worth a try}

I finally was taken to my room with an 30ish asian therapist. I let her know that I only had about 45 minutes instead of the hour that I paid for.

Well, no table shower and right to it. Soft sensuous caresses and almost immediately to the flip and upsell.

She demanded. 60 for a HJ. I was thinking with the wrong head and said yes. The HJ itself wasn't bad but NO roaming and wanted $ to.

Expose any skin. No way to that! I was out the door in 18 minutes. Almost thought I was back in Amsterdam, except I would have been happier.

Absolutely one of the worst AMP experiences ever.

I know there have been a lot of good reports and this is a perfect example of YMMV. I for one will not return.

[Don In Otown]

It has been a while since a visited one of these places and since I have been at yuyu be / 4 with excellent service by one very nice looking and attentive oriental so, I thought of going for some good old relaxation! Asked for my fav. But was not there so! I was not going to venture with what I saw but I said the hell! I just need a massage! She had just arrived (she said from Vegas) TS and massage way below average (she should have stayed in Vegas) and she went right for the meat and wanted high roses for CBJ.

Great results a few months ago. In the same boat as you, last time around though. Perhaps, the A-Team from Yu Yu headed up the road to affiliated and busier B-Spa on Colonial? I won't return to Yu Yu either.

[Eelectri]

It has been a while since a visited one of these places and since I have been at yuyu be / 4 with excellent service by one very nice looking and attentive oriental so, I thought of going for some good old relaxation! Asked for my fav. But was not there so! I was not going to venture with what I saw but I said the hell! I just need a massage! She had just arrived (she said from Vegas) TS and massage way below average (she should have stayed in Vegas) and she went right for the meat and wanted high roses for CBJ and FS.

I told her no! And just give me the massage! Not even that she wanted me out.

Any way will not repeat there!

[HungInOrlando]

I don't mean to sound flip or sarcastic, but this whole thing kinda boggles my mind. Any time I'm ever going to see a provider or any sort, even if I'm not expecting FS, I bring a condom with me, just in case. I never rely on someone else for that. As a result, I've never had to use saran wrap. LOL.

Depending upon the type of plastic wrap she's using, it may be porous and not able to prevent STD from passing through it. Either way, it's still easily torn and not suitable as a condom. I know that folks used to use it years ago as an impromptu condom, but the material used has changed. It's not the same quality as it was in the 70's.

Trust your instincts and don't trust the plastic wrap in place of a good condom. Knowing that she's using this trick on more than one person, I wouldn't want to touch her even with a condom. My guess is that they think it's not incriminating if the cops come in the place with a warrant.

[HungInOrlando]

Oh. Then it was. 50.

$.50 = 150, .50 = 50.

[Awesome Balls]

Last night I was downtown and made an appointment to get a knot in my neck rubbed out. I called at 1030, and the voice at the other end said they were staying open until 1100. When I got there I was greeted at the door by LuLu. She told me that only 1/2 massage, was available due the time. I paid $50 at the door and she took me into a very clean room. After I was done disrobing, she came in and immediately laid out the menu. $1. 20 for FS. 80 for BBBJ. 60HE. Ricky J did not exaggerate when he mentioned the plastic wrap. I wasn't willing to chance it. Got a nice rub, and settled for a nice BBBJWCIM. Do not know if I will repeat. I was hoping for more to pick from, she was a little too old for me. Good luck!

Depending upon the type of plastic wrap she's using, it may be porous and not able to prevent STD from passing through it. Either way, it's still easily torn and not suitable as a condom. I know that folks used to use it years ago as an impromptu condom, but the material used has changed. It's not the same quality as it was in the 70's.

Trust your instincts and don't trust the plastic wrap in place of a good condom. Knowing that she's using this trick on more than one person, I wouldn't want to touch her even with a condom. My guess is that they think it's not incriminating if the cops come in the place with a warrant.

[IronCity]

Stopped by 192 in Kissimmee this afternoon after some spring trainng baseball. This is a standard AMP. 80 at the door. Stand up shower and Youme was my therapist. She said she changed her name from Jackie. She has a 10/10 face and a 7/10 body. She made sure everything was squeaky clean in the shower and a standard HE on the flip. The massage was ok and she allowed some roaming. Left 40 for the tip.

Where is this place? I am from Atlanta, and can share any info about our city, here on business.

[TheeeGentleman]

Last night I was downtown and made an appointment to get a knot in my neck rubbed out. I called at 1030, and the voice at the other end said they were staying open until 1100. When I got there I was greeted at the door by LuLu. She told me that only 1/2 massage, was available due the time. I paid $50 at the door and she took me into a very clean room. After I was done disrobing, she came in and immediately laid out the menu. $1. 20 for FS. 80 for BBBJ. 60HE. Ricky J did not exaggerate when he mentioned the plastic wrap. I wasn't willing to chance it. Got a nice rub, and settled for a nice BBBJWCIM. Do not know if I will repeat. I was hoping for more to pick from, she was a little too old for me. Good luck!

I've been offered a Saran Slurpee, but never the plasticized pumping. Correct and very colorful coverage always available; I believe in bringing my own casing and Polka music when working with a sausage machine. Anything else just wouldn't be kosher.

[TheeeGentleman]

If they don't know you there anything above an HE just isn't going to happen.

I'll third that. I've been strictly an AMP man, been there a number of times, not in my universe.

[Todds57]

Last night I was downtown and made an appointment to get a knot in my neck rubbed out. I called at 1030, and the voice at the other end said they were staying open until 1100. When I got there I was greeted at the door by LuLu. She told me that only 1/2 massage, was available due the time. I paid $50 at the door and she took me into a very clean room. After I was done disrobing, she came in and immediately laid out the menu. $1. 20 for FS. 80 for BBBJ. 60HE. Ricky J did not exaggerate when he mentioned the plastic wrap. I wasn't willing to chance it. Got a nice rub, and settled for a nice BBBJWCIM. Do not know if I will repeat. I was hoping for more to pick from, she was a little too old for me. Good luck!

[Citywalk]

Stopped in B Spa on East Colonial today, never tried it before and it's convenient. Met at the window by Judy, guessing lower 30's and honestly, surprisingly attractive. Paid 50 for 30 min, taken to a room. Kinda weird cause I think the owners or something were in the next room, older couple. Could hear them talking.

Anyway, Judy proceeds to give me a pretty damn good neck and shoulder massage. No real teasing but my hands were already wandering and meeting no resistance. On the flip, she began negotiations. I was angling for FS but I think she misheard me, ended up getting a helping hand for $.5 (I think I did typed that correctly). Will definitely return to see Judy, and hope for FS. Only downside to the place is it's right on Colonial and Dean, so there's a lot of traffic sitting at the light watching you go in. You can park in back and exit that way when leaving if you ask.

$.50 = 150, .50 = 50.

[Citywalk]

I'm calling BS on this one. I'm not sure what your agenda is dude, but I have been going to FO for a while now, know Shiwa pretty well at this point, received numerous from Mimi and don't think this happened. I won't call you an outright liar because frankly I don't know you and who I am to say you are not straight up BSing.

That being said, there has never been a report on this place of anyone getting FS. Ever. I have been going to FO for a while now and while you do leave 'relieved, ' I have never received any indication that more has been made available even though I have tried. I'm not saying FS is not available in this city. I have received the full boat on numerous occasions throughout Orlando. Being a senior mongerer however and knowing the place you are referring to very well, I just don't think that happened. Those girls are paranoid about LE and rightfully so after some dude died in there because of natural causes just over a year ago. You might just be a total pimp and have pulled off somthing no one ever has reported on in this site in the five years I have been on here including myselff or you are a straight up liar. I'm leaning towards the latter.

If they don't know you there anything above an HE just isn't going to happen.

[Pbwardy02]

Let me start by saying that even though I have been hobbying for 10 years, I suppose I am very naïve. And after just reading EndGame's review of Bamboo, I am sure of it. Half of that I did not understand. I had never heard of this forum until recently when I was searching for info on a backpage advertiser. As I am getting older, I have wanted to get a legit massage but was always afraid of having an embarrassing moment since I do get excited rather easily. But I have also wanted HE massages, which I was not sure if they were anywhere near a normal massage. I also was not sure those places were around. So after perusing the forums here for a few days, and not having Little Saigon take-out for a while, I decided to see if this would be a new outlet for me. A poster on anoThER forum recently reviewed an FO masseuse, and after searching this forum and finding out a little more about AMP's I took a drive. Almost closing time, not knowing what to expect, the waiting room was empty. Shortly, a dark haired, pretty, mid-thirty asian came to the window, would you like a massage? Yes, please. For one hour that will be $75. Took me to a room. Very dark, told me to get undressed. Ok, do I be brave and take my boxers off? I guess if I want some fun I do. So I lay down, put the towel that was on the table over my butt and wait. In she comes, I hear her getting things ready, and there goes the towel. She tells me later her name is Mimi. Again not knowing what to expect, how long on one side before the flip, what happens then, is there more normal massaging or is this when terms are agreed on if there are any terms? I was trying to relax but was wondering too. So it seemed I was getting excited at times, then not. Of course it is hard to really tell when you are laying on your member. Finally she tells me to turn over, and I am surprised I am not too hard. I guess I started to stiffen, she leans in to me and indicates what I take to be do I want oral sex? Well, I thought I was going to be happy with a HJ and was wondering how much, do I bargain, and she indicates oral. I said how much, she says how much do you want to spend. I tell her. 8 and then she points to her pussy. 1.2 for this she says. When I walked in I was wondering if I am going to get off period and here she is talking FS! So she puts the cover on with her mouth, gets up on the table, her shirt is up but not off, I don't last long but I am a happy camper. A not bad massage and FS on my first visit to an AMP, for about the same price as an hour incall. Even after reading other posts, I do not know if this was normal, if I paid too much, will I get FS again and other questions. I guess I will just keep doing research here. Sorry for the length of this. If I can help one other person feel comfortable about going for their first time I'm happy.

I'm calling BS on this one. I'm not sure what your agenda is dude, but I have been going to FO for a while now, know Shiwa pretty well at this point, received numerous from Mimi and don't think this happened. I won't call you an outright liar because frankly I don't know you and who I am to say you are not straight up BSing.

That being said, there has never been a report on this place of anyone getting FS. Ever. I have been going to FO for a while now and while you do leave 'relieved, ' I have never received any indication that more has been made available even though I have tried. I'm not saying FS is not available in this city. I have received the full boat on numerous occasions throughout Orlando. Being a senior mongerer however and knowing the place you are referring to very well, I just don't think that happened. Those girls are paranoid about LE and rightfully so after some dude died in there because of natural causes just over a year ago. You might just be a total pimp and have pulled off somthing no one ever has reported on in this site in the five years I have been on here including myselff or you are a straight up liar. I'm leaning towards the latter.