Massage Parlor Reports

**Bunker Buster** · 03-02-12 21:54

Originally Posted by StringFellow [View Original Post]

Decided to TOFTT today. Fake pictures on BP. Only one attendant in the rather small place. She looked dark with plenty of tatoos. No TS and No roaming allowed. The massage was ok with no nova finish. Price was $.20hr. Although there was a clock in the room, she set the timer on her IPhone. I will not repeat but, YMMV.

As Deuce points out, we just had an extended discussion about this clip joint THIS WEEK. In fact, Deuce himself called out THREE DAYS AGO that this was the notorious Spa Tao under a new name.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1392660

It's one thing not to read back 50 pages, or do a bunch of research, but the warning about this place was at the top of Page 2!

Please, do yourself a favor and READ, READ, READ. Put phone numbers into Google, check pix online. We want you to do better, and to have a good time, but you have to do the groundwork. If you continue showing us that you're making the effort, we'll give you feedback and steer you as you go along, but you have to take advantage of the resources and information so many contributors have already put at your fingertips.

Have a cup of coffee, lick your wounds, then get to work.

**Norm Leone** · 03-02-12 21:20

Originally Posted by Ycwinva [View Original Post]

If you are regular enough at any for them to trust that you will keep an appointment, I have found that you can call and schedule quite early.

At some, the ladies are already there, they just have to wake up a little earlier to answer the door.

I seem to recall that you used to visit G-Accupressure. Although it has no TS and a very very limited menu, it is one in particular that I know will schedule as early as 8:00 if you call Mary ahead of time.

Unforunately at G-Accupressure, a massage is just a massage. I am looking for extras.

**AKFourtySeven** · 03-02-12 10:26

I went into HWC a few times before the 10am opening. Usually between 9 and 10. I never tried that at other places. Give 'them a call and see if they will take you early.

**Tighuup** · 03-02-12 05:47

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster [View Original Post]

You'll find that someone reviewed her last year. I'd say that it's 'safe, ' but you ought to do the research to find out if it's 'good. '

Newbie or no, I'd hate to see you throw a buck-and-a-half away without first availing yourself of the knowledge to be found here.

Safe yes, good massage, yes. Big girl, yes. BBBJ, had to ask at the end. Woman talks the whole time.

Enjoy.

**Ycwinva** · 03-01-12 21:46

Originally Posted by Norm Leone [View Original Post]

What AMPs are open before 10AM? I need to hit one and get on to work.

Thanks,

Norm

If you are regular enough at any for them to trust that you will keep an appointment, I have found that you can call and schedule quite early.

At some, the ladies are already there, they just have to wake up a little earlier to answer the door.

I seem to recall that you used to visit G-Accupressure. Although it has no TS and a very very limited menu, it is one in particular that I know will schedule as early as 8:00 if you call Mary ahead of time.

**DeuceSlim** · 03-01-12 19:36

If you read just the last 2 pages you'd have seen that this place has gained a bit of notoriety for being both shady and shitty, and changing it's name and number more times than I can count. Well, you live and learn.

Originally Posted by Stringfellow [View Original Post]

Decided to TOFTT today. Fake pictures on BP. Only one attendant in the rather small place. She looked dark with plenty of tatoos. No TS and No roaming allowed. The massage was ok with no nova finish. Price was $.20hr. Although there was a clock in the room, she set the timer on her IPhone. I will not repeat but, YMMV.

Http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1392845

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1392833

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1392679

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1392660

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1389202

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1382229

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1381558

**StringFellow** · 03-01-12 18:55

Decided to TOFTT today. Fake pictures on BP. Only one attendant in the rather small place. She looked dark with plenty of tatoos. No TS and No roaming allowed. The massage was ok with no nova finish. Price was $.20hr. Although there was a clock in the room, she set the timer on her IPhone. I will not repeat but, YMMV.

**Pilot Aviator** · 03-01-12 17:39

NBC used to say "if you haven't seen it, it is new to you."

A place with a long history (under many names, but in the past associated with yin / yang signage) recently came up on my NoVA radar.

Location / Arrival / Parking: 10/10. Easy access from lots of directions in close proximity to the main NS highway. Lots of discrete parking in the back. Shade from trees. Fairly standard outer reception / interior studio door system.

Greeting and Overview: MMS answered. She was friendly and cautious (I had an appointment, but she did not recognize me yet from my earlier visits). I consider both as positive attributes of a good manager. She should be reasonably friendly, she should be discrete and she should be cautious / alert to unknown clients. 8.5/10.

The AMP is a bit smaller than other places I have frequented, but neat. With comfortable tables, and obviously clean towels for each client (well at least for me). A very large (and comfortable) TS-bed (which crowds the small shower room, but is very comfortable / functional).9/10.

Clinicians: The ladies I saw are all very nice. My clinician provided a great massage experience for me. 9+ on the spinner scale. 10++ on the attitude and service scale.

Overall visit: well. You do the math. It adds up for me that this is a place I will regularly visit.

I will repeat (again and again). And I highly recommend you visit.

Standard Rates. Standard service that is so pleasant, you will be happy to be very generous to the very nice ladies.

I have previously promised to be very discrete with my posts. And so I keep that promise, but wanted my brother mongers to know that quality massage lives on in NoVA.

Be nice to the ladies.

PA

**Bunker Buster** · 03-01-12 04:41

Originally Posted by Obx1824 [View Original Post]

Anyone visited? I'm a lonely boy in moco and all my local joints got shut down.

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/en...2dd-35/5450874

Don't need much details, just a quick is it safe or not?

You'll find that someone reviewed her last year. I'd say that it's 'safe, ' but you ought to do the research to find out if it's 'good. '

Newbie or no, I'd hate to see you throw a buck-and-a-half away without first availing yourself of the knowledge to be found here.

**Member #4621** · 03-01-12 00:26

Per the suggestions of a pm from a very generous SM I visited three AMP in Chantilly. I deduced through keen powers of observation that all three were Korean run. That, and the fact that there were Korean signs all over the place, a Korean Restaurant, Korean store, and I heard them speaking Korean. But mainly I attribute this deduction to my keen powers of observation. The first one I stopped by was Care Therapy off Sullyfield. It was right by Best Therapeutics, so I figured I'd try to knock out two birds with one stone. Upon walking in and ringing the bell, a short, plump Korean lady came out. Though she had a cute Korean / Japanese-ish accent, she was not a looker by my book. I asked her the rates and about the girls. She stated it was. 6 for the hour and that there was one other lady there older than her. This lady looked to be at least 40s so I thanked her, took a card, and left. I drove around the building to where "Best" was and walked up to the door. There was a sign that ready "Come back 3:15". It was about 45 minutes until then so I left to visit the third one. "Far East Therapy" on Lafayette Center Dr. Walked in and there was a counter and a door with a bell that beckoned me to push it. I obliged. Out comes a 50 year old lady with a very disgruntled look on her face. I asked the rates and she mumbled them out to me. This was not my cup of tea already, so I drove back to "Best" and waited out the last several minutes. Just as I got out of the car to walk up, one guy came walking out of the place while another beat me to it and walked in. I went up anyway and rang the bell. A lady, perhaps in her late 30s to early 40's answered. She was decent looking. Very sweet. I asked her if she was available and she told me they were busy for another hour. C'est la vie. I decided that it was time to move on and started my long trek home.

As I traveled south, I passed through Warrenton. The name triggered a spark in my memory about a little parlor above a Chinese restaurant. I decided to give it a shot. After circling the building twice, trying to find out how to get to the second floor, I finally found my way near the pharmacy by using the elevator. Up to the second floor I went and there before me stood Vivi Spa. I rang the bell and out comes a 38 year old Chinese lady behind the door to greet me. I was complacent considering with her my past experiences that day and decided to take the 60 minutes. The lady's name was Monica and she had a very nice, fit body with a large rack. She led me into a secluded, low-lit room with some music playing and asked me for the payment. The damage was. 73 (.7 for 60 min and. 03 for using a card). I stripped down and hopped on the table, and she came in and covered me with a towel. She had a very good massage that I'm sure if I had any aches or pains, they'd be non-existent by now. She kept the towel on the entire time and when the flip came, the towel followed. Monica proceeded to massage the entire body, save for the most important part. After finishing with my feet I got a "Ok thank you.". I sat up and looked at her for a second debating as to whether or not I should attempt asking for the finish, but I decided it was best to just tip out and leave. The massage was great and lasted beyond 60 minutes, and I had a good conversation with her in Chinese about her job and where she's from. She told me there was one other girl working there and that she was from Guangdong China. After sipping on some iced cold water, I tipped her. 15 and went on my way. Alas, it seems it was not meant to be.

Next on the way was Charlottesville, but that's another story for the VA-Other Areas section.

**Webrowser** · 02-29-12 23:54

Originally Posted by Cupin Dude [View Original Post]

Does anyone know if papaya still offers a line up?

AK47 is right. They closed down sometime during the holidays. Heard a few whispers that it was supposed to reopen sometime in January under a different name, but the "Grand Opening" dates have come and gone.

**Norm Leone** · 02-29-12 23:13

What AMPs are open before 10AM? I need to hit one and get on to work.

Thanks,

Norm

**Xray84** · 02-29-12 20:11

Went to Mickey's Massage for the first time in a while. Her friend Lee has been gone for some time, so it was a place where you knew what you would get, and that was Mickey. I became a fan because her massage is SO good. The extras are standard NOVA and she is late 40's but incredibly fit for her age, so this place was on my regular list. But, two days ago, I walk in, see Mickey and then she say "Other girl take care of you today". Well, okay, I guess. The other girl is Yum (I think) and it was disappointing. Apart from everything else, the massage was a 3, while I rate Mickey and 8-9. Looks and finish also lacking. Just no enthusiasm.

I was "nice to the lady", but won't' go back unless I've absolutely confirmed that I'll see Mickey.

**AKFourtySeven** · 02-29-12 14:05

I haven.

T been there for a while. Too much of a rush job. Yeah, the girls were lookers. I thought FFX pd shut them down bfore Christmas. I haven't seen any ads on see list lately.

**Member #4913** · 02-29-12 00:42

Originally Posted by Roamin Roman [View Original Post]

Happy to help, CD. With regard to your favorite, though, I'll have to leave it to others on this board to provide the scoop for that opne. I've not frequented that AMP in a very long time. Just haven't gotten over there. Check your Inbox for a couple you might want to check out.

R:R

Mr Roman-

Your feedback was incredibly generous (especially the detailed PM) This is what keeps us safe and happy! Well this and good honest posting. Thank you, when I travel through in the next few weeks I will. E sure to report my findings.

Does anyone know if papaya still offers a line up?