Massage Parlor Reports

**Obx1824** · 02-28-12 15:52

Anyone visited? I'm a lonely boy in moco and all my local joints got shut down.

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/en...2dd-35/5450874

Don't need much details, just a quick is it safe or not?

**Phaik Naim** · 02-28-12 15:22

Originally Posted by DeuceSlim [View Original Post]

Because this is the exact same style that Vonax / Spa Tao / Spicy Girls has. Combine that with the fact that this is your only post, and well, I'm calling bullshit here.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1382229

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1380533

Seconded. I thought the exact same thing. You beat me to the punch by minutes.

**DeuceSlim** · 02-28-12 15:01

Because this is the exact same style that Vonax / Spa Tao / Spicy Girls has. Combine that with the fact that this is your only post, and well, I'm calling bullshit here.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1382229

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1380533

Originally Posted by Mjizzle0425 [View Original Post]

Red Pillow Massage.

Saw this ad on CL and it looks to good to be true. Anyone have any intel?

I went to this place the other day and it was pretty good, They do have very attractive girls there and are very punctual and professional. I had a very good time and the girls were young and in college.

I would recommend this place to other people. I first thought it was a red flag but it is a legit company and they are new to this area.

The rates are good as well and massages are nice, I would recommend it over blue gems because of the prices of rates.

**Member #4913** · 02-28-12 11:57

Hello fellow Mongers,

Well, I'm not a newb and a lot of my post have "beef" so I hope this request is received well.

I will be traveling through your fine land of AMPs in the next few weeks and I'm looking for an update on what is currently good. My favorite has gone by many names, fruit, papaya. I would have the best dreams about this yummy fruit! I even posted about them. I was always lucky in my dreams to have a line up of cuteness offered for me to choose from. I often chose Bunny. I have read here that things have not been the same there in a while. I would love and appreciate (preferably in a pm from a trusted sm) some intel on what place might grant me such a dream nowadays. Line up preferred, cute / youngish always a plus, but service with a smile takes the cake! Any one who ever dreamed about Bunnies preformance at the fruit knows what I seek!

Thank you in advance and I will gladly return the favor if you are seeking info about the Richmond or C-ville area.

Also: please note that I will be posting this in the DC forum as well, so please don't be to hard on me for duplicating my post.

Stay safe out there.

**Mjizzle0425** · 02-28-12 11:19

Red Pillow Massage.

Saw this ad on CL and it looks to good to be true. Anyone have any intel?

++Don't WASTE time++ PICK YOUR CHICK++.22.

Posted: Thursday, February 23, 2012 10:44 AM.

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OUR GIRLS RANGE FROM AGES 20-25 AND ARE HOT HOT HOT. COME NOWWWWW

RED PILLOW MASSAGE-PICK YOUR ATTRACTIVE MASSEUSE.

YOUR SATISFACTION IS OUR GOAL. YOU WILL CALL US #1.

MULTICULTURAL COLLEGE STAFF (AMERICAN,

LATIN, EUROPEAN)

FULL BODY MASSAGE, RED TOWEL TREATMENT.

WALK-INS ARE WELCOME, BUT CALL IS RECOMMENDED 11AM-11PM.

RATES:$120HR.

5501 CHEROKEE AVE. SUITE 204.

ALEXANDRIA, VA 22312.

MAP= http://g.co/maps/7s5fs

703-651-6184.

I went to this place the other day and it was pretty good, They do have very attractive girls there and are very punctual and professional. I had a very good time and the girls were young and in college.

I would recommend this place to other people. I first thought it was a red flag but it is a legit company and they are new to this area.

The rates are good as well and massages are nice, I would recommend it over blue gems because of the prices of rates.

**Roamin Roman** · 02-28-12 00:50

Originally Posted by Tomas3142 [View Original Post]

Hello gentlemen. I'm usually hanging out around the other parts of VA forum, but will be vising NoVa very soon. I'll be traveling up to the Sterling area via Rt 29/28 and don't want to go too far out of the way (up to 30 minutes) to find a good AMP. I'm a young guy so I'd prefer my lady under 35, preferably under 30. Could you gentlemen give me any suggestions?

Not much substance to a lot of your many posts, Tomas. (Or, as that old Wendy's commercial went: "Where's the beef? ") You might be young, but that's no excuse. Check the BP ads; you'll find AMPs in that area. But, that's all I'm going to say about any of them. One of my New Year's resolutions was to give more "tough love" to the newbies who pop up on this forum seeking freebies without having given much of any value.

Don't take this the wrong way, though (as one "lover boy" apparently has). Take this advice as guidance, going forward, for improving your game. Believe me, the folks here, and especially the seniors, will be more than willing to help you out. You just need to demonstrate that you're willing to put in the effort and that you can share the intel you gain via the expenditure of your own cash-o-la. That's how you build up "board cred". If you just try to slouch it, by posting "What he said" type comments or "Anyone have any experience with" type replies, you aren't going to earn the trust and respect of the other mongers.

R:R

**Roamin Roman** · 02-28-12 00:36

Originally Posted by Dniym001 [View Original Post]

I recently moved to NOVA from DC and I'm looking for a good AMP. Does anyone have any good recommendations? I work in Tyson's and live in Ashburn. So anywhere in Tysons / Reston / Ashburn area would be great. For an amazing time I'd be willing to drive down to Annandale or Springfield but it'd have to be worth it. My taste leans toward spinners in the 18-25 range. But beggars can't be choosers.

Either post here or PM me. Thanks!

In advance, sorry for not scrolling back all 400 pages. I went back 40 or so but not everyone posts their experiences in the open and sometimes things change.

Thanks in advance!

Ah, Grasshopper, as the wise sage said: "Man with 1 post cannot even be beggar, much less chooser. " And as another said: "Explore your options."

You can find a number of AMPs via Backpage (Body Rubs). Select one that looks promising, go and try it, and then report on your findings.

Remember, the journey of 400 pages begins with a single report. If one stoppeth at the 40th page, one deprives oneself of the reports on the other 360 pages.

Patience is a virtue, and diligence has its own rewards. There are AMPs aplenty in all the areas you mentioned. You just need to do what others have also done: Show that you're willing to do more than the minimum amount of work. Spend some of your own hard-earned cash; then, post your findings. Maybe even Luvie Duvies can benefit. Now, go forth and be adventurous.

RR

**Roamin Roman** · 02-28-12 00:25

Originally Posted by Luv Streets [View Original Post]

Originally Posted by Guitarman1 [View Original Post]

A quick look at your posting history show no contributions to our forum, just general statements with no intel, and asking for info. Go spend some money like the rest of us and post some detailed reports.

I have spent plenty of money over the years my friend. However I don't like leaving a trail in my wake ONLINE, where all the LEO"S seem to find their info now! Your response to belittle me as if I'm not worthy of your mind is pointless. I know how to find these places, yet all I wanted was a fucking review! Jesus, get a fucking life!

Beforehand, your approach to the hobby (at least in this forum) was a minor irritation. Still, I tried to help you out, going forward. [See my reply to you at Post #5947. ] But now, with this reply to Guitarman, you've just doubled-down on stupid.

Okay, have it your way. To answer your original question ("Anyone have a review of this place?") : Yes, we've got a fucking review. In fact, we've probably got a few. And, believe it or not, had you shown ANY sort of initiative since you posted that question (and received some advice from others on this board) , we might have even shared a bit with you.

But now, because you've shown just how lazy and unwilling you are to spend some of your own hard-earned cash to TOFTT, and because you've answered Guitarman with less than the respectful reply he has EARNED, you're probably going to get Jack Diddly Squat. And if that's the case, congratulations! It really isn't easy to tick-off the senior members on this board. Nearly all of them are more than willing to help the newer members. The sheer volume of posts that they've shared is testimony to that. But the one thing that is sure to earn you their total (and probably irrevocable) contempt is to unleash a reply like the one you gave to Guitarman. Especially after a few folks were kind enough to explain to you the general etiquette of this forum.

So, since it seems from your postings that you feel you're better than us poor rubes, who (to quote your words) need to get a fucking life, many of us will add you to the Ignore List so that you won't have to be bothered by any advice that we might otherwise be inclined to share. After all, you didn't heed the first bits of advice we offered; why should we believe that you'll heed subsequent bits of advice.

And to think: Here it is, Springtime approaching, when the hobby gets more active and advice flows more readily.

R:R.

P. S. Remember folks, when you add someone to your Ignore List, he won't be able to see anything of yours. So, you can still post openly, and that person won't get the benefit. Nice feature that Jackson provided in this database, wouldn't you say?

**Hondo17** · 02-27-12 20:57

Was heading up to nova for a business meeting but was disappointed to find out that BT is closed. I then went to my backup garden spa which is located off right i66. Had a beautiful Asian lady who gave me a great massage including my prostrate! Tipped 40 and will gladly go back.

**Member #4621** · 02-27-12 17:54

Hello gentlemen. I'm usually hanging out around the other parts of VA forum, but will be vising NoVa very soon. I'll be traveling up to the Sterling area via Rt 29/28 and don't want to go too far out of the way (up to 30 minutes) to find a good AMP. I'm a young guy so I'd prefer my lady under 35, preferably under 30. Could you gentlemen give me any suggestions?

**Dniym001** · 02-27-12 17:51

I recently moved to NOVA from DC and I'm looking for a good AMP. Does anyone have any good recommendations? I work in Tyson's and live in Ashburn. So anywhere in Tysons / Reston / Ashburn area would be great. For an amazing time I'd be willing to drive down to Annandale or Springfield but it'd have to be worth it. My taste leans toward spinners in the 18-25 range. But beggars can't be choosers.

Either post here or PM me. Thanks!

In advance, sorry for not scrolling back all 400 pages. I went back 40 or so but not everyone posts their experiences in the open and sometimes things change.

Thanks in advance!

**Bunker Buster** · 02-26-12 22:46

Originally Posted by Luv Streets [View Original Post]

I have spent plenty of money over the years my friend. However I don't like leaving a trail in my wake ONLINE, where all the LEO"S seem to find their info now! Your response to belittle me as if I'm not worthy of your mind is pointless. I know how to find these places, yet all I wanted was a fucking review! Jesus, get a fucking life!

You admit that you spend a lot of money exploring in the hobby world, but don't share your findings with us.

You also say that you don't share because you believe that sharing would leave a trail for LE, yet you want someone else to leave a trail for your benefit.

You insult a senior contributor for pointing out that you do a lot of taking, and not so much giving.

Have I missed anything?

**Luv Streets** · 02-25-12 15:17

Originally Posted by Guitarman1 [View Original Post]

A quick look at your posting history show no contributions to our forum, just general statements with no intel, and asking for info. Go spend some money like the rest of us and post some detailed reports.

I have spent plenty of money over the years my friend. However I don't like leaving a trail in my wake ONLINE, where all the LEO"S seem to find their info now! Your response to belittle me as if I'm not worthy of your mind is pointless. I know how to find these places, yet all I wanted was a fucking review! Jesus, get a fucking life!

**Sashimi** · 02-23-12 22:58

Originally Posted by Volvos40 [View Original Post]

When someone said Loudon. There is a SWAN in Sterling, that is very close to Loudon. Only opened this year. Never FS. Is that the one that we are referring to? The SWAN on 7 is at Baileys. Maybe a hour away from Loudon.

My bad. I didn't know about the one in Loudon with the same name.

**Webrowser** · 02-23-12 21:52

A couple of days ago, a member informed me that he recently tried to visit my favorite place in Reston (RPC) , but no one answered his calls and when he stopped past in person, no one answered the door. Yesterday, I also tried calling and received no answer. Does anyone know what happened? Has it shut down? That's really unfortunate if it has.

WB