Massage Parlor Reports

**Roamin Roman** · 02-28-12 00:36

Originally Posted by Dniym001 [View Original Post]

I recently moved to NOVA from DC and I'm looking for a good AMP. Does anyone have any good recommendations? I work in Tyson's and live in Ashburn. So anywhere in Tysons / Reston / Ashburn area would be great. For an amazing time I'd be willing to drive down to Annandale or Springfield but it'd have to be worth it. My taste leans toward spinners in the 18-25 range. But beggars can't be choosers.

Either post here or PM me. Thanks!

In advance, sorry for not scrolling back all 400 pages. I went back 40 or so but not everyone posts their experiences in the open and sometimes things change.

Thanks in advance!

Ah, Grasshopper, as the wise sage said: "Man with 1 post cannot even be beggar, much less chooser. " And as another said: "Explore your options."

You can find a number of AMPs via Backpage (Body Rubs). Select one that looks promising, go and try it, and then report on your findings.

Remember, the journey of 400 pages begins with a single report. If one stoppeth at the 40th page, one deprives oneself of the reports on the other 360 pages.

Patience is a virtue, and diligence has its own rewards. There are AMPs aplenty in all the areas you mentioned. You just need to do what others have also done: Show that you're willing to do more than the minimum amount of work. Spend some of your own hard-earned cash; then, post your findings. Maybe even Luvie Duvies can benefit. Now, go forth and be adventurous.

RR

**Roamin Roman** · 02-28-12 00:25

Originally Posted by Luv Streets [View Original Post]

Originally Posted by Guitarman1 [View Original Post]

A quick look at your posting history show no contributions to our forum, just general statements with no intel, and asking for info. Go spend some money like the rest of us and post some detailed reports.

I have spent plenty of money over the years my friend. However I don't like leaving a trail in my wake ONLINE, where all the LEO"S seem to find their info now! Your response to belittle me as if I'm not worthy of your mind is pointless. I know how to find these places, yet all I wanted was a fucking review! Jesus, get a fucking life!

Beforehand, your approach to the hobby (at least in this forum) was a minor irritation. Still, I tried to help you out, going forward. [See my reply to you at Post #5947. ] But now, with this reply to Guitarman, you've just doubled-down on stupid.

Okay, have it your way. To answer your original question ("Anyone have a review of this place?") : Yes, we've got a fucking review. In fact, we've probably got a few. And, believe it or not, had you shown ANY sort of initiative since you posted that question (and received some advice from others on this board) , we might have even shared a bit with you.

But now, because you've shown just how lazy and unwilling you are to spend some of your own hard-earned cash to TOFTT, and because you've answered Guitarman with less than the respectful reply he has EARNED, you're probably going to get Jack Diddly Squat. And if that's the case, congratulations! It really isn't easy to tick-off the senior members on this board. Nearly all of them are more than willing to help the newer members. The sheer volume of posts that they've shared is testimony to that. But the one thing that is sure to earn you their total (and probably irrevocable) contempt is to unleash a reply like the one you gave to Guitarman. Especially after a few folks were kind enough to explain to you the general etiquette of this forum.

So, since it seems from your postings that you feel you're better than us poor rubes, who (to quote your words) need to get a fucking life, many of us will add you to the Ignore List so that you won't have to be bothered by any advice that we might otherwise be inclined to share. After all, you didn't heed the first bits of advice we offered; why should we believe that you'll heed subsequent bits of advice.

And to think: Here it is, Springtime approaching, when the hobby gets more active and advice flows more readily.

R:R.

P. S. Remember folks, when you add someone to your Ignore List, he won't be able to see anything of yours. So, you can still post openly, and that person won't get the benefit. Nice feature that Jackson provided in this database, wouldn't you say?

**Hondo17** · 02-27-12 20:57

Was heading up to nova for a business meeting but was disappointed to find out that BT is closed. I then went to my backup garden spa which is located off right i66. Had a beautiful Asian lady who gave me a great massage including my prostrate! Tipped 40 and will gladly go back.

**Member #4621** · 02-27-12 17:54

Hello gentlemen. I'm usually hanging out around the other parts of VA forum, but will be vising NoVa very soon. I'll be traveling up to the Sterling area via Rt 29/28 and don't want to go too far out of the way (up to 30 minutes) to find a good AMP. I'm a young guy so I'd prefer my lady under 35, preferably under 30. Could you gentlemen give me any suggestions?

**Dniym001** · 02-27-12 17:51

I recently moved to NOVA from DC and I'm looking for a good AMP. Does anyone have any good recommendations? I work in Tyson's and live in Ashburn. So anywhere in Tysons / Reston / Ashburn area would be great. For an amazing time I'd be willing to drive down to Annandale or Springfield but it'd have to be worth it. My taste leans toward spinners in the 18-25 range. But beggars can't be choosers.

Either post here or PM me. Thanks!

In advance, sorry for not scrolling back all 400 pages. I went back 40 or so but not everyone posts their experiences in the open and sometimes things change.

Thanks in advance!

**Bunker Buster** · 02-26-12 22:46

Originally Posted by Luv Streets [View Original Post]

I have spent plenty of money over the years my friend. However I don't like leaving a trail in my wake ONLINE, where all the LEO"S seem to find their info now! Your response to belittle me as if I'm not worthy of your mind is pointless. I know how to find these places, yet all I wanted was a fucking review! Jesus, get a fucking life!

You admit that you spend a lot of money exploring in the hobby world, but don't share your findings with us.

You also say that you don't share because you believe that sharing would leave a trail for LE, yet you want someone else to leave a trail for your benefit.

You insult a senior contributor for pointing out that you do a lot of taking, and not so much giving.

Have I missed anything?

**Luv Streets** · 02-25-12 15:17

Originally Posted by Guitarman1 [View Original Post]

A quick look at your posting history show no contributions to our forum, just general statements with no intel, and asking for info. Go spend some money like the rest of us and post some detailed reports.

I have spent plenty of money over the years my friend. However I don't like leaving a trail in my wake ONLINE, where all the LEO"S seem to find their info now! Your response to belittle me as if I'm not worthy of your mind is pointless. I know how to find these places, yet all I wanted was a fucking review! Jesus, get a fucking life!

**Sashimi** · 02-23-12 22:58

Originally Posted by Volvos40 [View Original Post]

When someone said Loudon. There is a SWAN in Sterling, that is very close to Loudon. Only opened this year. Never FS. Is that the one that we are referring to? The SWAN on 7 is at Baileys. Maybe a hour away from Loudon.

My bad. I didn't know about the one in Loudon with the same name.

**Webrowser** · 02-23-12 21:52

A couple of days ago, a member informed me that he recently tried to visit my favorite place in Reston (RPC) , but no one answered his calls and when he stopped past in person, no one answered the door. Yesterday, I also tried calling and received no answer. Does anyone know what happened? Has it shut down? That's really unfortunate if it has.

WB

**Morozek** · 02-23-12 19:15

Originally Posted by Ortho313 [View Original Post]

Saw this ad on CL and it looks to good to be true. Anyone have any intel?

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First red flag: the prices as much higher than they should be; second, the pics are appropriated; third, the website registration / creation date is too recent. Could be legit, but it's too fresh for my tastes. I'd steer clear. You know what they say about being too good to be true.

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**Ortho313** · 02-23-12 11:45

Saw this ad on CL and it looks to good to be true. Anyone have any intel?

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**Drunker Irish** · 02-23-12 10:46

Originally Posted by Volvos40 [View Original Post]

When someone said Loudon. There is a SWAN in Sterling, that is very close to Loudon. Only opened this year. Never FS. Is that the one that we are referring to? The SWAN on 7 is at Baileys. Maybe a hour away from Loudon.

That place stinks. Last time I was there was a nasty old mamas that ended up being the 'provider'. I high tailed it out of there when I found that out (after paying the deposit) and she asked me for money without doing anything and hounded me all the way out asking for money. There used to be another spa right next door, and that was horrible, too.

Its still in business, so maybe they changed their business model or something.

**Volvos40** · 02-23-12 09:47

When someone said Loudon. There is a SWAN in Sterling, that is very close to Loudon. Only opened this year. Never FS. Is that the one that we are referring to? The SWAN on 7 is at Baileys. Maybe a hour away from Loudon.

**AKFourtySeven** · 02-22-12 16:45

Swan on seven? I haven[t been in there for years. They wee FS around 04-07 then they stopped. For a while it was closed.

**Sashimi** · 02-22-12 14:50

Originally Posted by SWCruiser [View Original Post]

Despite warnings and the reports of others, I tried Swan the other night in a fit of Loudoun County desperation. Not even NoVa finish. I don't get the logic here or what line is not being crossed: she teased, tickled, poked and prodded every inch of me, played with my ass for a bizarre amount of time, but only brushed my tool every once in a while. Accidentally. I actually put her hands on me to encourage, but she just smiled and shook her head. ? Gave me a frequent customer stamp card. Buy 10 get one free?. But can't see the investment paying off, even though they're close and Loudoun is a desert.

I drove by there yesterday afternoon, and saw the door open from the highway. I pulled in the driveway and went up the stairs. I rang the bell and waited for about two minutes and no one answered. I decided my time was more valuable to me so I departed the scene. From the above report it was probably a wise choice. I proceeded down Beauregard to Landmark and to Liberty, also known as Lime. It is located on Beauregard on the right just before LRT, next to the 7/11. I went for the half hour for. 6. Mamasan scrubs you down (best part of the session). I had Anna. Nice looking, said she was 23 years old. She will kiss you all over for about a minute then calls for the flip. She the starts the tug and pops out the girls. Asked for other items but seems she only does the tug. I give her a 7 in looks, and 7 on performance. She doesn't help you dress. Gave her an appropriate tip.