Massage Parlor Reports

[Jimhatz]

When I went to ASSA down on I-Drive and loved it. YEAH NOT SO MUCH. Had time to kill went in for my usual 30 minutes with table shower and right away I knew it was gona be a hassle. The chic comes in and is like "Lay down. I go? UMMMM Shower. OH ok. Be right back?" She runs out then comes back to get shower ready I guess and then takes me. Stayed WAY WAY WAY away from my fun parts. So I KNOW. This is going to suck. In to the room, she starts and things are ok. GOOD MASSAGE don't get me wrong. But when it comes to the finale. NOTHING! Ok get up we done. REALLY. Oh ok. So I tipped her like $20. Cause I did not have a $10 and said thanks? (It was still a good massage I got out some kinks) BUT not the main relaxation part. So I leave out the side and wander up to the front, and the mamasan is like YES can I help? I was like yeah anyone else working OTHER THAN MIMI. No all other girls are busy! OH ok. YOU WERE MY FAVORITE. Walk out whatever. So avoid cause they are legit or I look like a frikin cop NOW. Whatever! Damnit. I still need a release. Maybe tomorrow I try something new. We shall see. Sorry guys will keep you updated cause I do love that ASSA gives the shower with the half-hour and it kills me that this has happened. It never happened before?

WBB

You should also have some small bills just in case the massage ends up legit. $20 for a 30 mins legit massage is crazy. This is why these AMP chicks hassle us about the amount of tips we leave. Man an hour long legit massage should only get a $20 tip max.

[Webebad]

When I went to ASSA down on I-Drive and loved it. YEAH NOT SO MUCH. Had time to kill went in for my usual 30 minutes with table shower and right away I knew it was gona be a hassle. The chic comes in and is like "Lay down. I go? UMMMM Shower. OH ok. Be right back?" She runs out then comes back to get shower ready I guess and then takes me. Stayed WAY WAY WAY away from my fun parts. So I KNOW. This is going to suck. In to the room, she starts and things are ok. GOOD MASSAGE don't get me wrong. But when it comes to the finale. NOTHING! Ok get up we done. REALLY. Oh ok. So I tipped her like $20. Cause I did not have a $10 and said thanks? (It was still a good massage I got out some kinks) BUT not the main relaxation part. So I leave out the side and wander up to the front, and the mamasan is like YES can I help? I was like yeah anyone else working OTHER THAN MIMI. No all other girls are busy! OH ok. YOU WERE MY FAVORITE. Walk out whatever. So avoid cause they are legit or I look like a frikin cop NOW. Whatever! Damnit. I still need a release. Maybe tomorrow I try something new. We shall see. Sorry guys will keep you updated cause I do love that ASSA gives the shower with the half-hour and it kills me that this has happened. It never happened before?

WBB

[ViciousCycle]

Went to NT on Mills this past Saturday. Paid $70 for the hour, led to my room and on the bed I flopped. Young girl comes in with super nice fake-o's and a tight caboose. I was caught off guard because she spoke perfect english! Very nice massage with attention paid to all the right spots. She asked what I wanted and the full menu was available for. 40. 80 and. 150. I settled on. 40 and it was well worth it. Best. 40 I've ever spent as far as the service is concerned. The whole deal lasted probably an hour 15 so I got a little more for my money.

The desire for an AMP comes in waves for me, so in the distant future I just may repeat. I didn't get her name, but I wish I had so I could request her again.

[MintChocolate]

Hey guys.

Flying out of MCO; staying the night before in orlando. Looking for a nice, clean, safe MP. Prefer white girls, or asians who speak good english. Let me know any suggestions in PM.

Thanks!

[MoonlightBiker]

Went earlier today and an older woman came to meet me and brought me to a room. I thought she was just there to bring me in the room but a few minutes later she came back and she was the provider to my dismay. Massage was ok (draped throughout) and after 30 or so minutes she asked me to flip and massaged the front and about 10 minutes she said it was done! No way I was leaving without a HE! I asked her I needed help down there and I think she understood and did what I wanted, after 3 minutes it was just not working so I told her as politely as I could if the other girl can help me instead, I really think she was mad and went out and called the other girl. Then in comes shara to the rescue! Wheew, she went to work right away, a lot of roaming and she made this awesome moaning that it didint take too long for me to pop. She was laying down on my belly when I came and I think she took a little bit on her pretty face. Definitely will go back but will make sure shara is the provider next time.

You are the man! Geeze do I wish I did that last time I stopped by Star. Grandma was like a lifeless drone going thru the motions. It was awful. Sadly, I lost my job right after that rotten massage and I haven't been able to afford to go since. Sorry by the way for not contributing lately. Life sucks when you lose everything. The worst part is you have nothing but stress in your life, but you can't afford to see an AMP to do anything about it.

Anyway, nice job on the switch hitter. Way to take charge.

- MB

[Member #4565]

Pbwardy is strong! One of my favorite posters; hard hitting, straight up AND entertaining.

Montana

Talk about nailing it. You did. Thanks.

[Exec Talent]

No one cares that you or your girlfriend are lesbians. Go nuts and lick all the snatch you want. Get married and have all the rights straight couples have. I don't give two $hits. Both you and her can stroke my nob and I will happily tip well if you provide good service.

My beef is when you self promote your girlfriend when in reality while the massage is decent the 'extras' leave much to be desired for the price and frankly she is just not good looking. She upsells for mediocraty and you are painting a false picture for guys on this site. From a 1 to 10, she is at best a 3.

That building is full of bad services and con artist providers. You have been warned boys, if you are looking for an unenthusiastic HJ and therapist that overcharges (Andrea) or a girl who doesn't provide extras even though her pictures are awfully suggestive and has a bad attitude (Heather) , you might want to go to Howell Branch Road and Temple Ave and get ripped off. Don't f*k with me 'angelsndemons'. I will continue to call you out on your bs if you keep posting false ads promoting your gf.

To be somewhat positive and contribute to this site, Candy and Joan are located near these two clowns. Your money is much better spent with those two fine ladies. The only problem with Candy and Joan is that they are tough to reach at times. Those ladies need to get call forwarding. They have been well reviewed time and time again, but unlike Andrea and Heather, Candy and Joan are two top notch pros.

Talk about nailing it. You did. Thanks.

[Worldsoffun]

I visited the Sunflower Massage on South OBT just past the turnpike. Don't waste your time. I think they must have cats in the back. Perhaps dinner for later, but my eyes were watering the smell was so bad. There was a young asian guy at the front desk taking the door fee which is something like $34 hh and $68 fh. Totally legit massage. It was done one those poorly done oily jobs. I've mentioned before there are very few places around town where I can't get a pretty full menu, even on the first visit, but this is one of them. Absolutely no positive vibes or even any sense of any possibilities in the future. I did the full hour thinking I might need more time to "operate" but no luck at all. She did give me a card at the end and explained that after 10 visits, the 11th would be free. Are you kidding me? I will not repeat and dropped the card on the ground as I walked out the door.

Be safe out there!

WOF

[Luckycowboy58]

No one cares that you or your girlfriend are lesbians. Go nuts and lick all the snatch you want. Get married and have all the rights straight couples have. I don't give two $hits. Both you and her can stroke my nob and I will happily tip well if you provide good service.

My beef is when you self promote your girlfriend when in reality while the massage is decent the 'extras' leave much to be desired for the price and frankly she is just not good looking. She upsells for mediocraty and you are painting a false picture for guys on this site. From a 1 to 10, she is at best a 3.

That building is full of bad services and con artist providers. You have been warned boys, if you are looking for an unenthusiastic HJ and therapist that overcharges (Andrea) or a girl who doesn't provide extras even though her pictures are awfully suggestive and has a bad attitude (Heather) , you might want to go to Howell Branch Road and Temple Ave and get ripped off. Don't f*k with me 'angelsndemons'. I will continue to call you out on your bs if you keep posting false ads promoting your gf.

To be somewhat positive and contribute to this site, Candy and Joan are located near these two clowns. Your money is much better spent with those two fine ladies. The only problem with Candy and Joan is that they are tough to reach at times. Those ladies need to get call forwarding. They have been well reviewed time and time again, but unlike Andrea and Heather, Candy and Joan are two top notch pros.

Right on Dude. The infamous man hater and her ugly friend. Thanks for the slam dunk! I had the unfortunate expierence of seeing both. What a waste. Total waste of money and time.

[Potsy]

Anyone suggest a decent AMP in the north Orlando area? I have tried them all and they all seem kinda lacking. Any help would be appreciated?

[Pbwardy02]

Well I guess I could be her GF had I not had t his third leg but do have an older siter whose a lesbian and proud of it and her sounds like somes be alittle homophobic, whats the matter fraid your girl leave you for a lesbian? Guys this lady gives a great massage anyonenot questioning their manhood should def check her out and my post didn't say anything about her being hot but I do findher very attractive.

No one cares that you or your girlfriend are lesbians. Go nuts and lick all the snatch you want. Get married and have all the rights straight couples have. I don't give two $hits. Both you and her can stroke my nob and I will happily tip well if you provide good service.

My beef is when you self promote your girlfriend when in reality while the massage is decent the 'extras' leave much to be desired for the price and frankly she is just not good looking. She upsells for mediocraty and you are painting a false picture for guys on this site. From a 1 to 10, she is at best a 3.

That building is full of bad services and con artist providers. You have been warned boys, if you are looking for an unenthusiastic HJ and therapist that overcharges (Andrea) or a girl who doesn't provide extras even though her pictures are awfully suggestive and has a bad attitude (Heather) , you might want to go to Howell Branch Road and Temple Ave and get ripped off. Don't f*k with me 'angelsndemons'. I will continue to call you out on your bs if you keep posting false ads promoting your gf.

To be somewhat positive and contribute to this site, Candy and Joan are located near these two clowns. Your money is much better spent with those two fine ladies. The only problem with Candy and Joan is that they are tough to reach at times. Those ladies need to get call forwarding. They have been well reviewed time and time again, but unlike Andrea and Heather, Candy and Joan are two top notch pros.

[DayCruiser]

Any one know if they allow "self-service" for xtra $? Or, do you have to get out of the car?

Are you serious? Thats just silly man

[Wildbill2]

Went to MBS. Saw eva or eve. Cute not hot. Expensive for what it was. Same people who ran elite. Hit or miss with providers at elite and probably here as well. Nothing crazy fun to brag about. I had a couple times at elite that were probably in my top 5 experiences ever but not here with this girl. Definetly cuter than some of these old asian ladies but not enough "umph" for me. Might be worth another shot but at those prices. Its an expensive chance to take.

Also tried FO again. Solid as usual. Usually go for eve but she wasn't there. Had sheewa I think. She was eager to please because she know I always want eve so she brought out the big guns. I polished them. Fun. Getting kinda boring around here though. Glad I have a girlfriend. LOL.

[AngelsNDemons1]

I call bullshit on this post. My money is that this is Andrea's lesbo girlfriend. SHe is not hot, HE is mechanical and provides little value compared to her competition. About the only thing that is entertaining about Andrea is the fact you can say vulger things to her to entertain yourself and she can't hear you. Quite amusing.

Not trying to be mean but when sub-par providers try to self promote with fake post, I fancy calling them out.

Well I guess I could be her GF had I not had t his third leg but do have an older siter whose a lesbian and proud of it and her sounds like somes be alittle homophobic, whats the matter fraid your girl leave you for a lesbian? Guys this lady gives a great massage anyonenot questioning their manhood should def check her out and my post didn't say anything about her being hot but I do findher very attractive.

[AngelsNDemons1]

Really Balls-If a Lesbian really knew how and wanted to please a man, she would not be a Lesbian.

Thats true bells you got it spot on too as long as they are good at what they do I don't really care if they are even tranx eiher!