Massage Parlor Reports

[Outdoorsman]

I can understand the same place but I have found that sometimes even at these places YMMV if you get a new provider. If I recall correctly, there was once that I could not get change before I went to a place and I went to the front desk after and asked for change because I was not going to tip to much for a weak legit massage. I bet the therapist would have given you change if it came down to $10 or nothing. LOL

Disappointed to hear about the change at Assa. Although it's fell out of my rotation recently it's always been steady service. If you're looking for a great massage and he that's the place to go. The therapists are a little older and very limited roaming but they know what they are doing. Also the place is clean. I've even seen them change the sheets in front of me which is something you don't see enough of. The downside is $90 vs $80 charge

[Phatpistol]

I agree that the Temple location seems to attract some weird ones I. E Red haired Heather. I have found Andrea to be a fairly good masseuse but a little rough. I agree she is over priced. The HE seems to be something she will do but just for the extra $$. The other problem she is pretty persistent in texting about coming back for another appt.

I liked Andrea's massage it was very relaxing and worth the coin. I will have to say she was not mechanical on the ending and I had more fun with her than most AMPs.

[Jimhatz]

FYI. This place was always pretty legit but I have had a few self serves up in there. One while the therapist was washing my boys. I by there and was waiting in the room and a thick white girl walked in. She said the owner has done away with the Asians because they was doing things they were not suppose to do. She said they even have a guy therapist up in there. They still have the TS and she gave a great deep tissue massage but you probably don't want to waste your time and money if looking for something else.

[Fluxaeon]

No one cares that you or your girlfriend are lesbians. Go nuts and lick all the snatch you want. Get married and have all the rights straight couples have. I don't give two $hits. Both you and her can stroke my nob and I will happily tip well if you provide good service.

My beef is when you self promote your girlfriend when in reality while the massage is decent the 'extras' leave much to be desired for the price and frankly she is just not good looking. She upsells for mediocraty and you are painting a false picture for guys on this site. From a 1 to 10, she is at best a 3.

That building is full of bad services and con artist providers. You have been warned boys, if you are looking for an unenthusiastic HJ and therapist that overcharges (Andrea) or a girl who doesn't provide extras even though her pictures are awfully suggestive and has a bad attitude (Heather) , you might want to go to Howell Branch Road and Temple Ave and get ripped off. Don't f*k with me 'angelsndemons'. I will continue to call you out on your bs if you keep posting false ads promoting your gf.

To be somewhat positive and contribute to this site, Candy and Joan are located near these two clowns. Your money is much better spent with those two fine ladies. The only problem with Candy and Joan is that they are tough to reach at times. Those ladies need to get call forwarding. They have been well reviewed time and time again, but unlike Andrea and Heather, Candy and Joan are two top notch pros.

I agree that the Temple location seems to attract some weird ones I. E Red haired Heather. I have found Andrea to be a fairly good masseuse but a little rough. I agree she is over priced. The HE seems to be something she will do but just for the extra $$. The other problem she is pretty persistent in texting about coming back for another appt.

[Wsgmail]

Went to NT Lady left room 4 times. Once was to go to the other room to give some other dude a little something. I told her I found this very rude. She told me if I did not want my massage women leaving the room then go to a fucking spa! I then was getting dressed casue I was really not in mood for anything other than just get out. This is when the lady start yelling for me to get my shit and get out. That I was no good and to tell who ever sent me there that she is not nuts that they are. She also told me that she knew me before when I use to see Lilly and I was always mean to Lilly. I never have seen this lady before but I think it is one of the ladies you guys seems to follow around. WOW I guess I am just a old asshole. I always thought it was just a little saying but I guess I really am.

[Webebad]

So I went and tried something FINALLY in dwtwn O-Town! I went to LAVENDER. Wow parking is tight outback. They answer door take you to room and ask for hour? Yes. Ok 60. NOW I am still a little deaf from a concert I went to recently so between that and her broken english this made for a hell of massage. Basically your paying 60 for the room guys lets be honest. It is what it is. As stated before various times. I haggled it came down to what was offered or what I understood. Needless to say cirane wrap is weird. I will leave it at that. I may try again but I doubt it. Seriously I am growing tired of these AMPs. I may take a little rest / vacation from AMP's. I need it. Again it's good for what it is. Enjoy guys!

WBB

[Jimhatz]

I totally agree Jim. BUT I NEVER have had a bad time there. So why need small bills. I mean if it was some place NEW then maybe. BUT ASSA. It breaks my heart dude. It really does. Oh well se la vi.

WBB

I can understand the same place but I have found that sometimes even at these places YMMV if you get a new provider. If I recall correctly, there was once that I could not get change before I went to a place and I went to the front desk after and asked for change because I was not going to tip to much for a weak legit massage. I bet the therapist would have given you change if it came down to $10 or nothing. LOL

[Webebad]

I totally agree Jim. BUT I NEVER have had a bad time there. So why need small bills. I mean if it was some place NEW then maybe. BUT ASSA. It breaks my heart dude. It really does. Oh well se la vi.

WBB

[Jimhatz]

When I went to ASSA down on I-Drive and loved it. YEAH NOT SO MUCH. Had time to kill went in for my usual 30 minutes with table shower and right away I knew it was gona be a hassle. The chic comes in and is like "Lay down. I go? UMMMM Shower. OH ok. Be right back?" She runs out then comes back to get shower ready I guess and then takes me. Stayed WAY WAY WAY away from my fun parts. So I KNOW. This is going to suck. In to the room, she starts and things are ok. GOOD MASSAGE don't get me wrong. But when it comes to the finale. NOTHING! Ok get up we done. REALLY. Oh ok. So I tipped her like $20. Cause I did not have a $10 and said thanks? (It was still a good massage I got out some kinks) BUT not the main relaxation part. So I leave out the side and wander up to the front, and the mamasan is like YES can I help? I was like yeah anyone else working OTHER THAN MIMI. No all other girls are busy! OH ok. YOU WERE MY FAVORITE. Walk out whatever. So avoid cause they are legit or I look like a frikin cop NOW. Whatever! Damnit. I still need a release. Maybe tomorrow I try something new. We shall see. Sorry guys will keep you updated cause I do love that ASSA gives the shower with the half-hour and it kills me that this has happened. It never happened before?

WBB

You should also have some small bills just in case the massage ends up legit. $20 for a 30 mins legit massage is crazy. This is why these AMP chicks hassle us about the amount of tips we leave. Man an hour long legit massage should only get a $20 tip max.

[Webebad]

When I went to ASSA down on I-Drive and loved it. YEAH NOT SO MUCH. Had time to kill went in for my usual 30 minutes with table shower and right away I knew it was gona be a hassle. The chic comes in and is like "Lay down. I go? UMMMM Shower. OH ok. Be right back?" She runs out then comes back to get shower ready I guess and then takes me. Stayed WAY WAY WAY away from my fun parts. So I KNOW. This is going to suck. In to the room, she starts and things are ok. GOOD MASSAGE don't get me wrong. But when it comes to the finale. NOTHING! Ok get up we done. REALLY. Oh ok. So I tipped her like $20. Cause I did not have a $10 and said thanks? (It was still a good massage I got out some kinks) BUT not the main relaxation part. So I leave out the side and wander up to the front, and the mamasan is like YES can I help? I was like yeah anyone else working OTHER THAN MIMI. No all other girls are busy! OH ok. YOU WERE MY FAVORITE. Walk out whatever. So avoid cause they are legit or I look like a frikin cop NOW. Whatever! Damnit. I still need a release. Maybe tomorrow I try something new. We shall see. Sorry guys will keep you updated cause I do love that ASSA gives the shower with the half-hour and it kills me that this has happened. It never happened before?

WBB

[ViciousCycle]

Went to NT on Mills this past Saturday. Paid $70 for the hour, led to my room and on the bed I flopped. Young girl comes in with super nice fake-o's and a tight caboose. I was caught off guard because she spoke perfect english! Very nice massage with attention paid to all the right spots. She asked what I wanted and the full menu was available for. 40. 80 and. 150. I settled on. 40 and it was well worth it. Best. 40 I've ever spent as far as the service is concerned. The whole deal lasted probably an hour 15 so I got a little more for my money.

The desire for an AMP comes in waves for me, so in the distant future I just may repeat. I didn't get her name, but I wish I had so I could request her again.

[MintChocolate]

Hey guys.

Flying out of MCO; staying the night before in orlando. Looking for a nice, clean, safe MP. Prefer white girls, or asians who speak good english. Let me know any suggestions in PM.

Thanks!

[MoonlightBiker]

Went earlier today and an older woman came to meet me and brought me to a room. I thought she was just there to bring me in the room but a few minutes later she came back and she was the provider to my dismay. Massage was ok (draped throughout) and after 30 or so minutes she asked me to flip and massaged the front and about 10 minutes she said it was done! No way I was leaving without a HE! I asked her I needed help down there and I think she understood and did what I wanted, after 3 minutes it was just not working so I told her as politely as I could if the other girl can help me instead, I really think she was mad and went out and called the other girl. Then in comes shara to the rescue! Wheew, she went to work right away, a lot of roaming and she made this awesome moaning that it didint take too long for me to pop. She was laying down on my belly when I came and I think she took a little bit on her pretty face. Definitely will go back but will make sure shara is the provider next time.

You are the man! Geeze do I wish I did that last time I stopped by Star. Grandma was like a lifeless drone going thru the motions. It was awful. Sadly, I lost my job right after that rotten massage and I haven't been able to afford to go since. Sorry by the way for not contributing lately. Life sucks when you lose everything. The worst part is you have nothing but stress in your life, but you can't afford to see an AMP to do anything about it.

Anyway, nice job on the switch hitter. Way to take charge.

- MB

[Member #4565]

Pbwardy is strong! One of my favorite posters; hard hitting, straight up AND entertaining.

Montana

Talk about nailing it. You did. Thanks.

[Exec Talent]

No one cares that you or your girlfriend are lesbians. Go nuts and lick all the snatch you want. Get married and have all the rights straight couples have. I don't give two $hits. Both you and her can stroke my nob and I will happily tip well if you provide good service.

My beef is when you self promote your girlfriend when in reality while the massage is decent the 'extras' leave much to be desired for the price and frankly she is just not good looking. She upsells for mediocraty and you are painting a false picture for guys on this site. From a 1 to 10, she is at best a 3.

That building is full of bad services and con artist providers. You have been warned boys, if you are looking for an unenthusiastic HJ and therapist that overcharges (Andrea) or a girl who doesn't provide extras even though her pictures are awfully suggestive and has a bad attitude (Heather) , you might want to go to Howell Branch Road and Temple Ave and get ripped off. Don't f*k with me 'angelsndemons'. I will continue to call you out on your bs if you keep posting false ads promoting your gf.

To be somewhat positive and contribute to this site, Candy and Joan are located near these two clowns. Your money is much better spent with those two fine ladies. The only problem with Candy and Joan is that they are tough to reach at times. Those ladies need to get call forwarding. They have been well reviewed time and time again, but unlike Andrea and Heather, Candy and Joan are two top notch pros.

Talk about nailing it. You did. Thanks.