Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #4565]

Pbwardy is strong! One of my favorite posters; hard hitting, straight up AND entertaining.

Montana

Talk about nailing it. You did. Thanks.

[Exec Talent]

No one cares that you or your girlfriend are lesbians. Go nuts and lick all the snatch you want. Get married and have all the rights straight couples have. I don't give two $hits. Both you and her can stroke my nob and I will happily tip well if you provide good service.

My beef is when you self promote your girlfriend when in reality while the massage is decent the 'extras' leave much to be desired for the price and frankly she is just not good looking. She upsells for mediocraty and you are painting a false picture for guys on this site. From a 1 to 10, she is at best a 3.

That building is full of bad services and con artist providers. You have been warned boys, if you are looking for an unenthusiastic HJ and therapist that overcharges (Andrea) or a girl who doesn't provide extras even though her pictures are awfully suggestive and has a bad attitude (Heather) , you might want to go to Howell Branch Road and Temple Ave and get ripped off. Don't f*k with me 'angelsndemons'. I will continue to call you out on your bs if you keep posting false ads promoting your gf.

To be somewhat positive and contribute to this site, Candy and Joan are located near these two clowns. Your money is much better spent with those two fine ladies. The only problem with Candy and Joan is that they are tough to reach at times. Those ladies need to get call forwarding. They have been well reviewed time and time again, but unlike Andrea and Heather, Candy and Joan are two top notch pros.

Talk about nailing it. You did. Thanks.

[Worldsoffun]

I visited the Sunflower Massage on South OBT just past the turnpike. Don't waste your time. I think they must have cats in the back. Perhaps dinner for later, but my eyes were watering the smell was so bad. There was a young asian guy at the front desk taking the door fee which is something like $34 hh and $68 fh. Totally legit massage. It was done one those poorly done oily jobs. I've mentioned before there are very few places around town where I can't get a pretty full menu, even on the first visit, but this is one of them. Absolutely no positive vibes or even any sense of any possibilities in the future. I did the full hour thinking I might need more time to "operate" but no luck at all. She did give me a card at the end and explained that after 10 visits, the 11th would be free. Are you kidding me? I will not repeat and dropped the card on the ground as I walked out the door.

Be safe out there!

WOF

[Luckycowboy58]

No one cares that you or your girlfriend are lesbians. Go nuts and lick all the snatch you want. Get married and have all the rights straight couples have. I don't give two $hits. Both you and her can stroke my nob and I will happily tip well if you provide good service.

My beef is when you self promote your girlfriend when in reality while the massage is decent the 'extras' leave much to be desired for the price and frankly she is just not good looking. She upsells for mediocraty and you are painting a false picture for guys on this site. From a 1 to 10, she is at best a 3.

That building is full of bad services and con artist providers. You have been warned boys, if you are looking for an unenthusiastic HJ and therapist that overcharges (Andrea) or a girl who doesn't provide extras even though her pictures are awfully suggestive and has a bad attitude (Heather) , you might want to go to Howell Branch Road and Temple Ave and get ripped off. Don't f*k with me 'angelsndemons'. I will continue to call you out on your bs if you keep posting false ads promoting your gf.

To be somewhat positive and contribute to this site, Candy and Joan are located near these two clowns. Your money is much better spent with those two fine ladies. The only problem with Candy and Joan is that they are tough to reach at times. Those ladies need to get call forwarding. They have been well reviewed time and time again, but unlike Andrea and Heather, Candy and Joan are two top notch pros.

Right on Dude. The infamous man hater and her ugly friend. Thanks for the slam dunk! I had the unfortunate expierence of seeing both. What a waste. Total waste of money and time.

[Potsy]

Anyone suggest a decent AMP in the north Orlando area? I have tried them all and they all seem kinda lacking. Any help would be appreciated?

[Pbwardy02]

Well I guess I could be her GF had I not had t his third leg but do have an older siter whose a lesbian and proud of it and her sounds like somes be alittle homophobic, whats the matter fraid your girl leave you for a lesbian? Guys this lady gives a great massage anyonenot questioning their manhood should def check her out and my post didn't say anything about her being hot but I do findher very attractive.

No one cares that you or your girlfriend are lesbians. Go nuts and lick all the snatch you want. Get married and have all the rights straight couples have. I don't give two $hits. Both you and her can stroke my nob and I will happily tip well if you provide good service.

My beef is when you self promote your girlfriend when in reality while the massage is decent the 'extras' leave much to be desired for the price and frankly she is just not good looking. She upsells for mediocraty and you are painting a false picture for guys on this site. From a 1 to 10, she is at best a 3.

That building is full of bad services and con artist providers. You have been warned boys, if you are looking for an unenthusiastic HJ and therapist that overcharges (Andrea) or a girl who doesn't provide extras even though her pictures are awfully suggestive and has a bad attitude (Heather) , you might want to go to Howell Branch Road and Temple Ave and get ripped off. Don't f*k with me 'angelsndemons'. I will continue to call you out on your bs if you keep posting false ads promoting your gf.

To be somewhat positive and contribute to this site, Candy and Joan are located near these two clowns. Your money is much better spent with those two fine ladies. The only problem with Candy and Joan is that they are tough to reach at times. Those ladies need to get call forwarding. They have been well reviewed time and time again, but unlike Andrea and Heather, Candy and Joan are two top notch pros.

[DayCruiser]

Any one know if they allow "self-service" for xtra $? Or, do you have to get out of the car?

Are you serious? Thats just silly man

[Wildbill2]

Went to MBS. Saw eva or eve. Cute not hot. Expensive for what it was. Same people who ran elite. Hit or miss with providers at elite and probably here as well. Nothing crazy fun to brag about. I had a couple times at elite that were probably in my top 5 experiences ever but not here with this girl. Definetly cuter than some of these old asian ladies but not enough "umph" for me. Might be worth another shot but at those prices. Its an expensive chance to take.

Also tried FO again. Solid as usual. Usually go for eve but she wasn't there. Had sheewa I think. She was eager to please because she know I always want eve so she brought out the big guns. I polished them. Fun. Getting kinda boring around here though. Glad I have a girlfriend. LOL.

[AngelsNDemons1]

I call bullshit on this post. My money is that this is Andrea's lesbo girlfriend. SHe is not hot, HE is mechanical and provides little value compared to her competition. About the only thing that is entertaining about Andrea is the fact you can say vulger things to her to entertain yourself and she can't hear you. Quite amusing.

Not trying to be mean but when sub-par providers try to self promote with fake post, I fancy calling them out.

Well I guess I could be her GF had I not had t his third leg but do have an older siter whose a lesbian and proud of it and her sounds like somes be alittle homophobic, whats the matter fraid your girl leave you for a lesbian? Guys this lady gives a great massage anyonenot questioning their manhood should def check her out and my post didn't say anything about her being hot but I do findher very attractive.

[AngelsNDemons1]

Really Balls-If a Lesbian really knew how and wanted to please a man, she would not be a Lesbian.

Thats true bells you got it spot on too as long as they are good at what they do I don't really care if they are even tranx eiher!

[TheeeGentleman]

Holy Fucking Shit!

Holy Fucking Shit!

Yoshiko Spa in Tampa

Holy Fucking Shit.

Hands down the best all time experience in a massage parlor. I don't know if it will ever be topped. 9.5/10 girl. Hot as hell and 10+/10 service. Worth the drive!

Senior members can PM for details. Spectacular!

Agree with this post. I was there back in October and reported on this one. Was there a couple of times after, and its a consistent OS like experience. Will we ever forget OS? No similar places that I know of in Orlando area. Tampa has a couple, Yoshi and Orange.

[Black22]

I have business in Tampa every motnh and could make time for this place on my next trip. Any other inside information I need to get the best experiance? Who did you see there? Is there a TS included? I can't wait till the end of the month till my next trip.

T.

If in Tampa you should definitely make time and go. Expect to drop about $$-$$.5 for full menu. Girls are all 9+ and would recommend J or Soda. TS and are sauna included. Service is top notch and the girls all treat you like a king.

[Seminole John]

You don't know any Lesbians personally, do you? Look, sex workers aren't really in this because they think you're such a hot throbbing man and this is the only way they can snag you. They're in it for money. They put on an act to attract you to get your money. Different women have different ways of dealing with it. Some will block it out, some will go with it if it feels good. In the end, the only interest they have in satisfying you is to get your money. It's a business transaction. They aren't there to date you, love you, or have you make them feel like a woman.

To think otherwise is naïve.

I have to agree. I just found out one of my long term ATF's was a lesbian. We were just chatting during a break and she mentioned the problems she was having with her girlfriend. I've known her for years and never had a clue. She definitely knows what a man likes, that's for sure! Won't name her because she is not out. Funny her family knows her profession but not her orientation but that's another discussion.

[Big Tommy]

I have business in Tampa every motnh and could make time for this place on my next trip. Any other inside information I need to get the best experiance? Who did you see there? Is there a TS included? I can't wait till the end of the month till my next trip.

T.

Holy Fucking Shit!

Holy Fucking Shit!

Yoshiko Spa in Tampa

Holy Fucking Shit.

Hands down the best all time experience in a massage parlor. I don't know if it will ever be topped. 9.5/10 girl. Hot as hell and 10+/10 service. Worth the drive!

Senior members can PM for details. Spectacular!

[SpecialOne8]

RTFF!

All the info you seek is here if you are willing to do your own research. And when you have secured the desired services you are seeking, it would do you a WORLD of good to post the results of your experience. After doing so several times, trusted members and SMs shall be willing to share the wealth; but not until!

Research, secure, indulge, post results.

Good luck in your quest, although since there are legit providers in your immediate area, luck will have nothing to do with it.

I will be in town by Sea World staying for a few days, any recommendations? Looking for massage parlor or provider to come to hotel.