Massage Parlor Reports

**BlindLefty** · 01-29-12 14:32

It's been a LONG time since I've frequented the board and I only really ever contributed behind the scenes so my bona fides are worthless but I'm hoping someone can answer an innocuous question. I mean I was active back when HWC was the best spot right up until it's untimely demise, in fact I might have knocked on its door the week after it was last open (ok maybe I'm biased but HWC was always great to me, butterfly might have been my ATF ever and couldn't have been more convenient for me; in fact its closure was probably what led to my hiatus). I'm looking for a parlor, hopefully close to lorton / woodbridge / springfield that gives TS and better than average massages, in addition to whatever else might be offered.

I know that the quality of massage varies from girl to girl but I'm looking for a place that isn't almost exclusively JUST gentle fingertip rub rub, flip over, finish and leave. Some places are really only there for the flip over and after, and don't even try for the rest; and that's definitely a place worth knowing, but not what I'm interested in for this visit. A name at said location would just be icing on the cake (bonus points for a great back walker).

I know there's a place in springfield, basically in the mixing bowl, that I've been meaning to try (you can tell from location, name and hours it'd be a place worth trying imo) and without any feedback worst case I'll try that and report back for the team but I'm hoping a knowledgeable board member might be able to point the best way forward (even if it's just to confirm the springfield one).

Thanks in advance for any input and sorry for being that guy that asks for help before TOFTT first but I'm not sure if my hiatus is really over or this is just a blip and I'd rather return to something memorable than TOFTT in a bad way on my first time back. If my return is actually here I'll do my best to return the favor when I can.

**AKFourtySeven** · 01-29-12 07:04

Be careful in that area. Its known for street crime.

**WanderingNinja** · 01-29-12 04:33

Originally Posted by JBthaMonger [View Original Post]

She greats me with a "massge only" and continues to tell me that all the way to the room. After 40 mins she said Finished. Needless to say, I was dissapointed but smiled and said thanks.

I went there recently, got the same treatment. Even with my best nude Captain Morgan pose on the table. My swagger was clear.

**Alpha D** · 01-29-12 00:38

Gents,

I won't be headed back to APC anytime. I have been three times. Once, when I followed a favorite to her new local. Then, when she left, I went back. New girl. Mimi. Had the "more next time" approach. I went back. Saw Mimi again. Unfortunately. Still with the "more next time" but also wanted money up front and feined being tired. She has a great body, but totally lacks in service and attitude. Sad part was, I asked the new mamasan when I went in, if I could see who was working and Mimi was the only one to come to my door. Apparently, she is the only one there.

Better places around with better girls and better service.

AD

**Telcova** · 01-27-12 17:06

Originally Posted by Drunker Irish [View Original Post]

LOL.

That was your signal to make some noise and go,"oooh, yeah. Yeah". Dead serious. If you just laid there like a dead fish, she isn't going any further.

That's also when the "I start rubbing her leg and work my way up" reflex kicks in.

**Drunker Irish** · 01-26-12 22:25

Originally Posted by JBthaMonger [View Original Post]

Hey Fellas,

Just thought I'd share some stories, Here goes the first:

The massage was decent and I thought those little half second rubs against my balls were a sign of what was coming. After 40 mins she said Finished. Needless to say, I was dissapointed but smiled and said thanks.

LOL.

That was your signal to make some noise and go,"oooh, yeah. Yeah". Dead serious. If you just laid there like a dead fish, she isn't going any further.

**Coreyb249** · 01-26-12 19:34

Hey Fellas!

Went out today on the hunt! Visited Jennifer in Alexandria near Landmark for: TOday ONLY 90 / hr. THRIFTY THURSDAY! That's INSAne! BLACK Barbie- Today 1/26 Thursday only!

At best average rub and ok tug! Nothing great as FS was not on the menu, Real Downer! Probably won't repeat not even at that price! Guess you win some, you lose some! By the way she is the girl in the picture! Her link is www.jsbr.yolasite.com/ If intrested. She wasn't a bad looking girl, just didn't do it for me!

BE SAFE!

**Coreyb249** · 01-26-12 19:20

Hey Fellas!

Went out today to see:TOday ONLY 90 / hr. THRIFTY THURSDAY! That's INSAne! BLACK Barbie- Today 1/26 Thursday only!.27! Couldn't find any reviews, so I decided to call. She sounded nice on the phone so I decided to give her a try. While it wasn't great it was ok. Average nude rub with tug at the end! No FS was on the menu so that was a downer! It seems to be a 3 girl operation in a high rise in Alexandria near landmark. Probably won't repeat myself, but if you're looking for a deal then have at it! Her link is www.jsbr.yolasite.com/ And her name is Jennifer! First time reporting guys! Tried to cover all the bases, hope it was helpful!

**CourtesanLover** · 01-26-12 14:13

Originally Posted by JBthaMonger [View Original Post]

Hey Fellas,

Just thought I'd share some stories, Here goes the first:

So my first night went like this. No craigslists, didn't know about forums, and I hadn't heard of backpage. Com. I just was fasinated about the so called "happy ending" at an AMP. Since I live in Woodbridge, I had always heard about an spot off rt. 1 by dumfries. Very easy to find, it been mentioned on here a time or two, So I went around 7 and an older Korean lady answers, she has a raspy voice and I'm thinkin, please god. Anyone but her. She greats me with a "massge only" and continues to tell me that all the way to the room. I paid. 80 for an hour. She ask if I ever been there. I tell her yes. Or course I lied, She tells me to undress and she leaves for a few minutes. Silly me oozing newbie, I leave on my boxers on. LOL. Assuming she'll request me to take them off at the end. The massage was decent and I thought those little half second rubs against my balls were a sign of what was coming. After 40 mins she said Finished. Needless to say, I was dissapointed but smiled and said thanks.

Go brave next time, butt naked LOL. Let them know you mean business, otherwise they will think you came for a "massage" only.

"Stay thirsty my friends"

CL

**JBthaMonger** · 01-25-12 18:30

Hey Fellas,

Just thought I'd share some stories, Here goes the first:

So my first night went like this. No craigslists, didn't know about forums, and I hadn't heard of backpage. Com. I just was fasinated about the so called "happy ending" at an AMP. Since I live in Woodbridge, I had always heard about an spot off rt. 1 by dumfries. Very easy to find, it been mentioned on here a time or two, So I went around 7 and an older Korean lady answers, she has a raspy voice and I'm thinkin, please god. Anyone but her. She greats me with a "massge only" and continues to tell me that all the way to the room. I paid. 80 for an hour. She ask if I ever been there. I tell her yes. Or course I lied, She tells me to undress and she leaves for a few minutes. Silly me oozing newbie, I leave on my boxers on. LOL. Assuming she'll request me to take them off at the end. The massage was decent and I thought those little half second rubs against my balls were a sign of what was coming. After 40 mins she said Finished. Needless to say, I was dissapointed but smiled and said thanks.

**Jpacs111** · 01-24-12 17:52

What happened with Peach?

**WanderingNinja** · 01-24-12 14:39

My local haunts are shuttered or "remodeling" so decided to try this place that is advertising off rt29 in centreville. As secluded you can get for parking and non-discript storefront. Two-door entrance. I spotted massage therapist licenses above the business licenses, all the ladies looked somewhat unhappy in the photos, more like mugshots in the framing, and all licensed in January LOL. Past the door I was meet by "jenny", a 40 or so woman with an inviting face and A class rack. She walked me over to a room that was not warm but better than the 32F out doors. There was the 30min or 60min option, I took 60min for. 8, no extra for TS. During the table shower she asked permission to clean the privates,"I have to ask or I in trouble","no trouble from me". The massage was great, walked on my back for that added pressure to get the kinks out. On the flip she started on the NOVA ending. Probably asking much on first visit but she was not down for CBJ,"only for husband" was the reply. At first no topless, then "for you yes". Its my kind demeanor, I got to roam up top.

Much friendlier at the end, dressed me, and sent me off with a kiss. Will repeat.

**DC Outlaw** · 01-24-12 10:52

You are probably aware if you are in the know but they are "re-modeling." I can't wait until they are back open. It seems that they are advertising more while closed than when they were open?

**Pilot Aviator** · 01-23-12 16:14

Happy (Korean) New Year! < http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_New_Year

Korean New Year, commonly known as Seollal is the first day of the lunar calendar. It is the most important of the traditional Korean holidays. The Korean New Year holiday lasts three days, and is considered a more important holiday than the solar New Year's Day.

So. Today's visit was very festive. MMS greeted me warmly with a "happy new year" (she often greets good clients warmly. And I think I am a good client!)

My ATF (who is always superb) was particularly cheerful today.

At MMS's request I no longer post identfiable details. Suffice to say, my ATF is the best (and one of the prettiest women I know, and arguably the prettiest Massage Therapist anyone has ever known). On every scorecard, in every category she is a 10+ (YMMV).

Great place. Good parking. Usual two door entry (and thank you to the brother monger who exited the place just as I was about to enter. Both of us politely ignoring the other). The very good rooms (#1 for me today. Which is the usual room for me, but I have been in all the other rooms at one time or another). Because of changes at some other places, this place now has the best TS and sauna facility of any other place.

Everything about this visit was great. And not-rushed (eventhough the bell rang at least twice while I was present).

Go celebrate New Years with your ATF! And reminder. For the entire year of the Dragon (OK-that is Chinese New Year) , always be nice to the ladies (regardless of where they come from!)

PA.

PS. Additional New Years fact: Tteokguk (&46497; &44397. (soup with sliced rice cakes) is a traditional Korean food that is customarily eaten for the New Year. According to Korean age reckoning, the Korean New Year is similar to a birthday for Koreans, and eating Tteokguk is part of the birthday celebration. Once you finish eating your Tteokguk, you are one year older. (They were eating rice-cakes today in the back-room, or so I was told)

**Kraven Morehed** · 01-22-12 01:25

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster [View Original Post]

A few of the conditioner bottles were slightly off the edge of the dresser, so I used my finger to push them back on, carefully keeping them in a straight line. She said they were arranged where she wanted them, so maybe 2. 17 mm over was the place they had to be. No worries about her doing anything more than pouting and fussing if her things are disturbed.

She probably washes and shaves the kitty 10 times a day, so the compulsive behavior has its upside. :-D.

Go see her for FS and report back.

Lmfao, I'm gettin a session too now.