Massage Parlor Reports

**CourtesanLover** · 01-26-12 14:13

Originally Posted by JBthaMonger [View Original Post]

Hey Fellas,

Just thought I'd share some stories, Here goes the first:

So my first night went like this. No craigslists, didn't know about forums, and I hadn't heard of backpage. Com. I just was fasinated about the so called "happy ending" at an AMP. Since I live in Woodbridge, I had always heard about an spot off rt. 1 by dumfries. Very easy to find, it been mentioned on here a time or two, So I went around 7 and an older Korean lady answers, she has a raspy voice and I'm thinkin, please god. Anyone but her. She greats me with a "massge only" and continues to tell me that all the way to the room. I paid. 80 for an hour. She ask if I ever been there. I tell her yes. Or course I lied, She tells me to undress and she leaves for a few minutes. Silly me oozing newbie, I leave on my boxers on. LOL. Assuming she'll request me to take them off at the end. The massage was decent and I thought those little half second rubs against my balls were a sign of what was coming. After 40 mins she said Finished. Needless to say, I was dissapointed but smiled and said thanks.

Go brave next time, butt naked LOL. Let them know you mean business, otherwise they will think you came for a "massage" only.

"Stay thirsty my friends"

CL

**JBthaMonger** · 01-25-12 18:30

Hey Fellas,

Just thought I'd share some stories, Here goes the first:

So my first night went like this. No craigslists, didn't know about forums, and I hadn't heard of backpage. Com. I just was fasinated about the so called "happy ending" at an AMP. Since I live in Woodbridge, I had always heard about an spot off rt. 1 by dumfries. Very easy to find, it been mentioned on here a time or two, So I went around 7 and an older Korean lady answers, she has a raspy voice and I'm thinkin, please god. Anyone but her. She greats me with a "massge only" and continues to tell me that all the way to the room. I paid. 80 for an hour. She ask if I ever been there. I tell her yes. Or course I lied, She tells me to undress and she leaves for a few minutes. Silly me oozing newbie, I leave on my boxers on. LOL. Assuming she'll request me to take them off at the end. The massage was decent and I thought those little half second rubs against my balls were a sign of what was coming. After 40 mins she said Finished. Needless to say, I was dissapointed but smiled and said thanks.

**Jpacs111** · 01-24-12 17:52

What happened with Peach?

**WanderingNinja** · 01-24-12 14:39

My local haunts are shuttered or "remodeling" so decided to try this place that is advertising off rt29 in centreville. As secluded you can get for parking and non-discript storefront. Two-door entrance. I spotted massage therapist licenses above the business licenses, all the ladies looked somewhat unhappy in the photos, more like mugshots in the framing, and all licensed in January LOL. Past the door I was meet by "jenny", a 40 or so woman with an inviting face and A class rack. She walked me over to a room that was not warm but better than the 32F out doors. There was the 30min or 60min option, I took 60min for. 8, no extra for TS. During the table shower she asked permission to clean the privates,"I have to ask or I in trouble","no trouble from me". The massage was great, walked on my back for that added pressure to get the kinks out. On the flip she started on the NOVA ending. Probably asking much on first visit but she was not down for CBJ,"only for husband" was the reply. At first no topless, then "for you yes". Its my kind demeanor, I got to roam up top.

Much friendlier at the end, dressed me, and sent me off with a kiss. Will repeat.

**DC Outlaw** · 01-24-12 10:52

You are probably aware if you are in the know but they are "re-modeling." I can't wait until they are back open. It seems that they are advertising more while closed than when they were open?

**Pilot Aviator** · 01-23-12 16:14

Happy (Korean) New Year! < http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_New_Year

Korean New Year, commonly known as Seollal is the first day of the lunar calendar. It is the most important of the traditional Korean holidays. The Korean New Year holiday lasts three days, and is considered a more important holiday than the solar New Year's Day.

So. Today's visit was very festive. MMS greeted me warmly with a "happy new year" (she often greets good clients warmly. And I think I am a good client!)

My ATF (who is always superb) was particularly cheerful today.

At MMS's request I no longer post identfiable details. Suffice to say, my ATF is the best (and one of the prettiest women I know, and arguably the prettiest Massage Therapist anyone has ever known). On every scorecard, in every category she is a 10+ (YMMV).

Great place. Good parking. Usual two door entry (and thank you to the brother monger who exited the place just as I was about to enter. Both of us politely ignoring the other). The very good rooms (#1 for me today. Which is the usual room for me, but I have been in all the other rooms at one time or another). Because of changes at some other places, this place now has the best TS and sauna facility of any other place.

Everything about this visit was great. And not-rushed (eventhough the bell rang at least twice while I was present).

Go celebrate New Years with your ATF! And reminder. For the entire year of the Dragon (OK-that is Chinese New Year) , always be nice to the ladies (regardless of where they come from!)

PA.

PS. Additional New Years fact: Tteokguk (&46497; &44397. (soup with sliced rice cakes) is a traditional Korean food that is customarily eaten for the New Year. According to Korean age reckoning, the Korean New Year is similar to a birthday for Koreans, and eating Tteokguk is part of the birthday celebration. Once you finish eating your Tteokguk, you are one year older. (They were eating rice-cakes today in the back-room, or so I was told)

**Kraven Morehed** · 01-22-12 01:25

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster [View Original Post]

A few of the conditioner bottles were slightly off the edge of the dresser, so I used my finger to push them back on, carefully keeping them in a straight line. She said they were arranged where she wanted them, so maybe 2. 17 mm over was the place they had to be. No worries about her doing anything more than pouting and fussing if her things are disturbed.

She probably washes and shaves the kitty 10 times a day, so the compulsive behavior has its upside. :-D.

Go see her for FS and report back.

Lmfao, I'm gettin a session too now.

**Zingie** · 01-21-12 19:04

Originally Posted by The Nub [View Original Post]

I think I'll go back to the place and try another therapists, to see if better NOVA can be found.

Yes, better nova can be had.

**Serpico99** · 01-20-12 17:16

Evergreen over in Falls Church in the Viet "Rx" complex: has any regulars of this place know what went down with them shuttering their doors again? I have been driving over to this place the last 3 weeks to see if they have opened up again but no dice. Door is closed and locked.

They shut down in late summer and opened back up early Dec. Unsure if there was a change of management. The TS was out of commission last time they reopened. I use to see Maria. She has a tramp stamp and another tatt on her upper arm. Very attractive chick. She was the kind of girl that wouldn't be afraid to go with you to a rock concert or kick it with you at the local watering hole watching Sunday NFL (if she warmed up to you). Feel free to back channel if you prefer if you know if they are open.

**AragornRoddy** · 01-20-12 11:19

I read the reviews on the place and decided to give it a try. Paid for hr, since did not know what to expect and tipped, total $. May be I spooked the lady (Kya) , but came out of there with not so great massage. So when you go I suggest discuss everything beforehand.

**Phillie** · 01-19-12 11:26

Originally Posted by Volvos40 [View Original Post]

Just saw in CL, VIP in Herndon is now B. J. Therapy. Hmmm. She thought that one out.

Thanks for that, totally made my morning!

P

**Volvos40** · 01-19-12 10:08

Just saw in CL, VIP in Herndon is now B. J. Therapy. Hmmm. She thought that one out.

**Guitarman1** · 01-18-12 12:33

Originally Posted by Luv Streets [View Original Post]

Anyone have a review of this place?

A quick look at your posting history show no contributions to our forum, just general statements with no intel, and asking for info. Go spend some money like the rest of us and post some detailed reports.

**Vamonger** · 01-18-12 10:32

Originally Posted by Luv Streets [View Original Post]

Anyone have a review of this place?

Oasis in Dumfries is a one K-Gal shop. Older, weathered provider is the only one there. Here massage is actually pretty good and she uses hot stones if you ask. Said for a big rack, not much to look at. Standard rates apply.

VAM

**Roamin Roman** · 01-18-12 02:25

Originally Posted by Luv Streets [View Original Post]

Anyone have a review of this place?

It's like this, Luv: You can do one of the following:

(1) RTFF, to see if somebody has already submitted a review. (Your post mention whether you already checked the forum for existing reports.)

(2) Wait for another monger to give you the answer on a silver platter.

(3) Go visit the place, TOFTT, and then report back.

Of the three options above, Number 3 will earn you the most "board cred."

R:R