Massage Parlor Reports

[CtownBoy]

Tried out Golden Touch today. When I arrived I was greated by mamasan and was led to room. About 2 minutes later in walks this gorgeous Asian chick. She immediately ask if it was my first time there and I give her the usual no been here before. She then ask for house fee. 6. Before I could give her the. 6 mamasan walks in and rushes her out. After about 6 mins, mamasan knocks on door and leads me to TS where she starts to do it herself. After a lame table shower mamasan leads me out to sauna room where I sat for about 3 mins till Latino chick comes and get me. I rank her a 6 in face and a 5 in body. We get to the room and I'm like where is the hot Asian and she says that she has a regular she is working on at the moment so I'm going to take her place. I said oh well what the hell I will try out the Latino come to find out the worst mistake of my life. Massage ranked as a 2, was basically rubbed with lotion and on flip lotion was put on my legs and at 45 min mark was told massage over. Then at end she had the nerve to ask did I enjoy massage. I said hell no and she said please don't tell my boss I will get in trouble. Then she tried to get me to lay back on table but I put my clothes on and told her that was the worst massage with no extras I ever got and she should look for another profession. Once in the hallway the mamasan ask how was it I told her it was a piece of shit and that I will never return. She said next time I will send in pretty girl. I told her that it won't be a next time this place sucks major ass.

[Niteluvr]

Finally was able to connect with Melissa, who advertises on BP for massages. First time, so I opted for the 30 minute visit. Good massage, great bolt-ons! Had a good happy ending.

Would I repeat? Not really sure.

I would much rather spend my money with Karma. She gives an incredible real massage, and the teasing is amazing! Plus, you can't get beat that British accent of hers!

Post some links?

[LoganSt]

Finally was able to connect with Melissa, who advertises on BP for massages. First time, so I opted for the 30 minute visit. Good massage, great bolt-ons! Had a good happy ending.

Would I repeat? Not really sure.

I would much rather spend my money with Karma. She gives an incredible real massage, and the teasing is amazing! Plus, you can't get beat that British accent of hers!

[Amp Fme]

If so, I bet it's given by Gladys Knight. At her age, would you really want that?

Hey, Gladys was hot in her day. As for what she might look like now, I have had worse. As if you haven't, LOL. Off to get my cholesterol checked.

[Ozymandias]

If so, I bet it's given by Gladys Knight. At her age, would you really want that?

Hey, you never know!

O.

[Niteluvr]

LOL, undoubtedly a good suggestion, one question though. Do they also offer table showers?

If so, I bet it's given by Gladys Knight. At her age, would you really want that?

[Amp Fme]

Check out Busy Bee's in the AUC or Gladys Knight's Chicken & Waffles downtown. Both serve some mean fried chicken (and soul food in general) AND they are the hangout of a ton of hot Ebony strippers (I know I've been to both of those with my share of Follies tail.)

O.

LOL, undoubtedly a good suggestion, one question though. Do they also offer table showers?

[Ozymandias]

To close with your analogy, I understand a hamburger joint (legit) may not sell chicken. If they do, I may not like it. I understand a chicken joint (Amps with extras) sellls chicken, some have flavors I like and some do not. But what I am asking is if others are perceiving a shift at the hamburger joint to start offer chicken nuggets. Course, now I gots me some serious cravings that need to be addressed.

Check out Busy Bee's in the AUC or Gladys Knight's Chicken & Waffles downtown. Both serve some mean fried chicken (and soul food in general) AND they are the hangout of a ton of hot Ebony strippers (I know I've been to both of those with my share of Follies tail.)

O.

[Niteluvr]

Nothing wrong with USASG quoting from what I can see. Just busting your chops. But to answer your question, yes. The place is in small strip shopping. It is up from Lawrenceville Hwy and the high school. Been a long time since I was there as well. They did have a very good four hand offer, but it never lead to anything but teasing and attempts to upsell for time.

Speaking of. What is with the Chinese places lately? Maybe just me, but even the legit places seem to be incorporating a lot more teasing and grazing. They wait until they know you are full mast and then start the time upsell crap. Long ago, I fell for this tactic and always ended up unsatisfied. Kinda wondering if I should rethink that.

Since I don't frequent the Chinese parlors as much anymore, in the few I have visited I have not noticed that trend. I got the teasing bit at Min Hua and the HE, but that was only after several other guys had posted that they received the same treatment. That said, if I do get a masseuse that bumps and grinds me (uninitiated) but fails to follow through, I have a feeling I'm going to make some kind of scene. Teasing by not following through is a bad business plan, IMO. I think the only way to deal with the upsell bit after a teasing is to manage the clock. If taking an hour session and the masseuse starts teasing and grazing, look her in the eye at the 45-minute mark and find out for sure if more is available. If not, tell her to cut the crap and finish out the hour. We can't make them provide a HE but we CAN minimize the game.

[Amp Fme]

I'm of the opinion that if you want fried chicken, you go to a place that SELLS friend chicken.

Granted, an eatery advertising hamburgers might have the EQUIPMENT for frying chicken, and they might even imply that they'll make it *just for you, but that doesn't mean that (I) they actually will or (ii) that it will be any good if they do!

So if you want fried chicken? Don't go looking for it at a hamburger joint.

O.

Oz, all culinary preferences aside. I think you missed my point. I go to both legit and AMPs that offer extras. Lately, I am noticing that some of what I assumed were legit Chinese AMPs are changing tactics to teasing to point of getting jr interested and then trying to sell for more time. The implication is that there will be more. In the past, I never bought the extra time, but it seems lately the teasing has been taken up several notches and I am wondering a) if I am alone in that observation and be) is it the same old song and dance with just a new twist on the tune.

To close with your analogy, I understand a hamburger joint (legit) may not sell chicken. If they do, I may not like it. I understand a chicken joint (Amps with extras) sellls chicken, some have flavors I like and some do not. But what I am asking is if others are perceiving a shift at the hamburger joint to start offer chicken nuggets. Course, now I gots me some serious cravings that need to be addressed.....

[Jgeezy]

Driving along today and by the qt on pleasant, a place called aloha caught my eye. Anyone know anything about this place?

[Ozymandias]

Nothing wrong with USASG quoting from what I can see. Just busting your chops. But to answer your question, yes. The place is in small strip shopping. It is up from Lawrenceville Hwy and the high school. Been a long time since I was there as well. They did have a very good four hand offer, but it never lead to anything but teasing and attempts to upsell for time.

Speaking of. What is with the Chinese places lately? Maybe just me, but even the legit places seem to be incorporating a lot more teasing and grazing. They wait until they know you are full mast and then start the time upsell crap. Long ago, I fell for this tactic and always ended up unsatisfied. Kinda wondering if I should rethink that.

I'm of the opinion that if you want fried chicken, you go to a place that SELLS friend chicken.

Granted, an eatery advertising hamburgers might have the EQUIPMENT for frying chicken, and they might even imply that they'll make it *just for you, but that doesn't mean that (I) they actually will or (ii) that it will be any good if they do!

So if you want fried chicken? Don't go looking for it at a hamburger joint.

O.

[Amp Fme]

Is this the place by the high school near Lawrenceville Hwy with the old paneling on the walls? If so, did not realize they were still in business. I was last there at least two years ago and it was impossible to get extras, so congrats on your conquest.

USASG is jacked up. I hit reply to the Natural Healthcare post and it places mine as a new post.

Nothing wrong with USASG quoting from what I can see. Just busting your chops. But to answer your question, yes. The place is in small strip shopping. It is up from Lawrenceville Hwy and the high school. Been a long time since I was there as well. They did have a very good four hand offer, but it never lead to anything but teasing and attempts to upsell for time.

Speaking of. What is with the Chinese places lately? Maybe just me, but even the legit places seem to be incorporating a lot more teasing and grazing. They wait until they know you are full mast and then start the time upsell crap. Long ago, I fell for this tactic and always ended up unsatisfied. Kinda wondering if I should rethink that.

[Azianbeaver]

Is this the place by the high school near Lawrenceville Hwy with the old paneling on the walls? If so, did not realize they were still in business. I was last there at least two years ago and it was impossible to get extras, so congrats on your conquest.

USASG is jacked up. I hit reply to the Natural Healthcare post and it places mine as a new post.

Yes, that is the place. As you know, probably better than anyone, YMMV.

[Niteluvr]

Is this the place by the high school near Lawrenceville Hwy with the old paneling on the walls? If so, did not realize they were still in business. I was last there at least two years ago and it was impossible to get extras, so congrats on your conquest.

USASG is jacked up. I hit reply to the Natural Healthcare post and it places mine as a new post.