Escort Reviews

[Erotica123]

http://eroticservices.

Com / escorts. Php? Do=view&post=1188416.

Her ad reads in part:

Hair color. Blonde.

Eyes- Blue.

Age-21.

Height & Weight-5'4, 105 Lbs.

Measurements-34b-24-34.

Dress & Shoe size-Dress size 2 / shoe 5.

Implants-Yes.

Ethnicity. All American.

GFE. Yes!

Smoker. No.

-

Now for the important stuff- she is likely the girl in the pics. I liked the chat I had with her on the phone. I was not crazy about her incall choice. Not because the hotel was seedy of dangerous (it was actually quite nice and she was on the concierge floor) , but it was in downtown Hartford, which necessitated paid parking (and going into DOWNTOWN HARTFORD).

Me made an appointment- I was very clear it had to be at that time. Her rates were high $$hh $$$fh but she promised she was the girl in the photos and that she offered a "true GFE." Okay, I am the man. I am going to TOFTT and, hopefully, get fucked. Wait, NOT get fucked! Oh, you know what I mean.

I arrived 5 minutes early and attempt the second half of the usual 2-call. No answer. I wait 5 minutes, listen to Sirius / XM and then try again. No answer again. Uh oh. I wait 5 more minutes and I get a call. I start out telling her it is X:05. She tells me her clock has X:00 on the dot. She gives me the room and off I go.

Hotel is nice. Concierge floor is nice. She answers the door and she is nice. Great, killer body. Thin, maybe 100-105 lbs, a couple of tats on the arms. Blonde-ginger hair dye, straight and long. Very cute, All-American girl for certain. Her body has C-cup bolt-ons that really make her tiny figure look good (and not Barbie ridiculous). She gives me a sweet, sensuous kiss and we negotiate. Full hour, starting from when we make the exchange, not the phone call (or whatever the hell time zone her clock is in.). OK by her. Clarify a little definitions (GFE). It is whatever I want. Really? Yup. Anal? If I want it (I really don't). BBBJ? Yup. Multiple pops? Yup- it's your hour. OK- I am in.

We exchange paper at X:24- That gives me until X+1:24 to have fun with Jennifer. My choice to start out slow exploring every inch of her body. She has nice, smooth skin. She has a perfect, tight ass. Beautiful, shaved beaver, tight flat abs, the enhanced tits are really nice. The package is very very good. We move to edge of the bed for a make-out session, hand play. Move to BBBJ. Then 69. Then something which is really close to BBFS (that is when I paused and asked for a condom). She wanted a little more 69. 69 to BBCIMWS (oops). Then a very short clean-up break, back to the bed, serious make out session with some lubricant / body oil stuff on her an me. Then she gets the piston rock hard with some of the best lap-dance / hand job / oiled tits in face, ass up and down on cock stuff I have ever had. Then we do a little CMP. Her kissing and holding me and moaning is keeping me hard. I am trying to come again, but it is taking a lot out of me. We swtich positions to doggy, but that just makes it more difficult to come (this girl is wicked hot from the front and no real GFE / ksising / etc from doggy style). So she moves back into BBBJ position. Gets me right to the edge, then we do some calasthenics and I end up back in the almost-BBFS position where my lubed cock is rubbing up and down her lips over her clit. Her wriggling an that position is enough to pop again and I do (all over her belly and tits). I am not sure she counted on that, because she broke character for just a second with a very brief "what the fuck was that" look. Oh well, honey- I don't pay $$$ very often, so deal with it!

Then we both go to the bathroom (nice bathroom too!) and we clean each other off, do some gentle kissing and drying. Then I start to get dressed, she comes over and gives me a hug from behind (she is still naked) , and asks how it was for me. I tell her it was "very nice." She asks if I would do it again when she is in town next time. I tell her (honestly) that "I think I will." She smiles and turns on her phone. She starts to answer calls. That, by the way, was a very nice touch- no fucking phone during our session. No ringing, etc. And clearly, she was getting calls.

A good session. Not life changing. Pricey, but not a rip-off by any means. Would repeat.

Her ad pic is posted below. It is probably her.

By the way, her face was not a 10. Not bad, pretty- certainly a girl you would take notice of. A little bit like Sarah Jessica Parker in the face (and I would have preferred Sarah Michelle Gellar).

-G.

Attachment 163172

Nice review! This girl sounds way too familiar though. Did she have a tattoo of some lettering on the right side of her neck and a body piercing just above the upper lip towards the left?

[Garthy]

http://eroticservices.

Com / escorts. Php? Do=view&post=1188416.

Her ad reads in part:

Hair color. Blonde.

Eyes- Blue.

Age-21.

Height & Weight-5'4, 105 Lbs.

Measurements-34b-24-34.

Dress & Shoe size-Dress size 2 / shoe 5.

Implants-Yes.

Ethnicity. All American.

GFE. Yes!

Smoker. No.

-

Now for the important stuff- she is likely the girl in the pics. I liked the chat I had with her on the phone. I was not crazy about her incall choice. Not because the hotel was seedy of dangerous (it was actually quite nice and she was on the concierge floor) , but it was in downtown Hartford, which necessitated paid parking (and going into DOWNTOWN HARTFORD).

Me made an appointment- I was very clear it had to be at that time. Her rates were high $$hh $$$fh but she promised she was the girl in the photos and that she offered a "true GFE." Okay, I am the man. I am going to TOFTT and, hopefully, get fucked. Wait, NOT get fucked! Oh, you know what I mean.

I arrived 5 minutes early and attempt the second half of the usual 2-call. No answer. I wait 5 minutes, listen to Sirius / XM and then try again. No answer again. Uh oh. I wait 5 more minutes and I get a call. I start out telling her it is X:05. She tells me her clock has X:00 on the dot. She gives me the room and off I go.

Hotel is nice. Concierge floor is nice. She answers the door and she is nice. Great, killer body. Thin, maybe 100-105 lbs, a couple of tats on the arms. Blonde-ginger hair dye, straight and long. Very cute, All-American girl for certain. Her body has C-cup bolt-ons that really make her tiny figure look good (and not Barbie ridiculous). She gives me a sweet, sensuous kiss and we negotiate. Full hour, starting from when we make the exchange, not the phone call (or whatever the hell time zone her clock is in.). OK by her. Clarify a little definitions (GFE). It is whatever I want. Really? Yup. Anal? If I want it (I really don't). BBBJ? Yup. Multiple pops? Yup- it's your hour. OK- I am in.

We exchange paper at X:24- That gives me until X+1:24 to have fun with Jennifer. My choice to start out slow exploring every inch of her body. She has nice, smooth skin. She has a perfect, tight ass. Beautiful, shaved beaver, tight flat abs, the enhanced tits are really nice. The package is very very good. We move to edge of the bed for a make-out session, hand play. Move to BBBJ. Then 69. Then something which is really close to BBFS (that is when I paused and asked for a condom). She wanted a little more 69. 69 to BBCIMWS (oops). Then a very short clean-up break, back to the bed, serious make out session with some lubricant / body oil stuff on her an me. Then she gets the piston rock hard with some of the best lap-dance / hand job / oiled tits in face, ass up and down on cock stuff I have ever had. Then we do a little CMP. Her kissing and holding me and moaning is keeping me hard. I am trying to come again, but it is taking a lot out of me. We swtich positions to doggy, but that just makes it more difficult to come (this girl is wicked hot from the front and no real GFE / ksising / etc from doggy style). So she moves back into BBBJ position. Gets me right to the edge, then we do some calasthenics and I end up back in the almost-BBFS position where my lubed cock is rubbing up and down her lips over her clit. Her wriggling an that position is enough to pop again and I do (all over her belly and tits). I am not sure she counted on that, because she broke character for just a second with a very brief "what the fuck was that" look. Oh well, honey- I don't pay $$$ very often, so deal with it!

Then we both go to the bathroom (nice bathroom too!) and we clean each other off, do some gentle kissing and drying. Then I start to get dressed, she comes over and gives me a hug from behind (she is still naked) , and asks how it was for me. I tell her it was "very nice." She asks if I would do it again when she is in town next time. I tell her (honestly) that "I think I will." She smiles and turns on her phone. She starts to answer calls. That, by the way, was a very nice touch- no fucking phone during our session. No ringing, etc. And clearly, she was getting calls.

A good session. Not life changing. Pricey, but not a rip-off by any means. Would repeat.

Her ad pic is posted below. It is probably her.

By the way, her face was not a 10. Not bad, pretty- certainly a girl you would take notice of. A little bit like Sarah Jessica Parker in the face (and I would have preferred Sarah Michelle Gellar).

-G.

[MidnightRider1]

Sorry to hear that you had so much trouble. I actually called the same ad quite some time ago. The person that I got was a petite PR chic. She was nice looking and very accommodating, she also offered semi GFE. It appears to be a luck of the draw with them. Too bad.

http://eroticservices.

Com / escorts. Php? Do=view&post=1186488.

Oh Christ, the escort sites are so much bullshit. A lot of work and risk for not much lately. I had to choose and I made the wrong choice. There is a girl posting today whose ad is too good to be true. She answered the phone, but I was not psyched about the hotel she chose (in the middle of downtown Hartford and I was looking for a rush-hour timed appointment). Her link is.

http://eroticservices.

Com / escorts. Php? Do=view&post=1186534. She was really aggressive about making the appointment and I did not want to bother sitting in city traffic, paying for parking and then possibly being disappointed.

But I digress. I talked to a pretty nice girl on the phone. Confirmed a few details that were important to me (including TIME and her figure). I showed, she didn't. I waited. I checked out one of Hartford's silly adult shops, then was on 91 ramp headed back to Springfield when she texts that she will be there in 5 minutes. I turn around and head back. I still wait another 5. 10 minutes (and now I am a little pissed). When she calls and tells me the room number, I go. I do not like the hotel she has chosen (by the airport) and her room stinks of pot smoke. She has rotten teeth, is about 5'8" and maybe 145lbs. Certainly not the 5'4" 105 I was promised. She also sounds NOTHING like the girl on the phone.

We do some re-negotiating. She is amenable to trying to make up for the lost time and the fact that she is not the girl I spoke to. But there is a deal-breaker. She is admittedly not a GFE (not even close to a GFE, she admits)."Cold and mechanical is what I should expect?" She does not say not. I tell her that I am out. She apologizes for wasting my time. Normally, I would at this point kick the girl a Jackson or two for being polite and honest (in person). But my time was seriously wasted and the bullshit factor by her "answering girl" was too much for me to cough up a dime. Also, my jacket now smells like it was at 10 Bob Marley concerts. (We had asked me on the phone if I was a smoker- she told ME she preferred non-smokers). WTF.

If someone tries the Jen girl with the too-good-to-be-true ad, let me know what I missed. Of course, it could be all bullshit, Like Stacy!

[Rickyb58]

Hey! Garthy, I know you have been around for awhile. That sucked for sure (and not in the good way!). Most of us have all had a bad visit or two, so we feelthe pain of the wasted time and effort, at least it didn't cost you coin on top of it! Stay safe! The bad experiences make us appreciate the good ones.

[Banditdog]

Can't get those links to work.

Tip on the link problem. Open the hartford (or any city) city-vibe page and open any add. Then copy and paste the number string after the view&post= from the link that is giving you the problem. Works for me most of the time.

[SR Only]

And imagine if you were busted you'd have the prostitution charge AND pot."Two fer Tuesday." Not.

[When In Vegas]

That sucks bro. I don't blame you for walking. Anybody else would have punched her out for the waste of time and bait and swithc.

PS.

Can't get those links to work.

http://eroticservices.

Com / escorts. Php? Do=view&post=1186488.

Oh Christ, the escort sites are so much bullshit. A lot of work and risk for not much lately. I had to choose and I made the wrong choice. There is a girl posting today whose ad is too good to be true. She answered the phone, but I was not psyched about the hotel she chose (in the middle of downtown Hartford and I was looking for a rush-hour timed appointment). Her link is.

http://eroticservices.

Com / escorts. Php? Do=view&post=1186534. She was really aggressive about making the appointment and I did not want to bother sitting in city traffic, paying for parking and then possibly being disappointed.

But I digress. I talked to a pretty nice girl on the phone. Confirmed a few details that were important to me (including TIME and her figure). I showed, she didn't. I waited. I checked out one of Hartford's silly adult shops, then was on 91 ramp headed back to Springfield when she texts that she will be there in 5 minutes. I turn around and head back. I still wait another 5. 10 minutes (and now I am a little pissed). When she calls and tells me the room number, I go. I do not like the hotel she has chosen (by the airport) and her room stinks of pot smoke. She has rotten teeth, is about 5'8" and maybe 145lbs. Certainly not the 5'4" 105 I was promised. She also sounds NOTHING like the girl on the phone.

We do some re-negotiating. She is amenable to trying to make up for the lost time and the fact that she is not the girl I spoke to. But there is a deal-breaker. She is admittedly not a GFE (not even close to a GFE, she admits)."Cold and mechanical is what I should expect?" She does not say not. I tell her that I am out. She apologizes for wasting my time. Normally, I would at this point kick the girl a Jackson or two for being polite and honest (in person). But my time was seriously wasted and the bullshit factor by her "answering girl" was too much for me to cough up a dime. Also, my jacket now smells like it was at 10 Bob Marley concerts. (We had asked me on the phone if I was a smoker- she told ME she preferred non-smokers). WTF.

If someone tries the Jen girl with the too-good-to-be-true ad, let me know what I missed. Of course, it could be all bullshit, Like Stacy!

[Mighty Spearsman]

... I do not like the hotel she has chosen (by the airport) and her room stinks of pot smoke.

My jacket now smells like it was at 10 Bob Marley concerts. (We had asked me on the phone if I was a smoker- she told ME she preferred non-smokers). WTF.

Thanks for TOFTT. The smoke issue is definitely a deal breaker for me and many others here on the board. One more reason why I prefer to visit AMPs!

[Garthy]

http://eroticservices.. Com / escorts. Php? Do=view&post=1186488.

Oh Christ, the escort sites are so much bullshit. A lot of work and risk for not much lately. I had to choose and I made the wrong choice. There is a girl posting today whose ad is too good to be true. She answered the phone, but I was not psyched about the hotel she chose (in the middle of downtown Hartford and I was looking for a rush-hour timed appointment). Her link is http://eroticservices.. Com / escorts. Php? Do=view&post=1186534. She was really aggressive about making the appointment and I did not want to bother sitting in city traffic, paying for parking and then possibly being disappointed.

But I digress. I talked to a pretty nice girl on the phone. Confirmed a few details that were important to me (including TIME and her figure). I showed, she didn't. I waited. I checked out one of Hartford's silly adult shops, then was on 91 ramp headed back to Springfield when she texts that she will be there in 5 minutes. I turn around and head back. I still wait another 5. 10 minutes (and now I am a little pissed). When she calls and tells me the room number, I go. I do not like the hotel she has chosen (by the airport) and her room stinks of pot smoke. She has rotten teeth, is about 5'8" and maybe 145lbs. Certainly not the 5'4" 105 I was promised. She also sounds NOTHING like the girl on the phone.

We do some re-negotiating. She is amenable to trying to make up for the lost time and the fact that she is not the girl I spoke to. But there is a deal-breaker. She is admittedly not a GFE (not even close to a GFE, she admits)."Cold and mechanical is what I should expect?" She does not say not. I tell her that I am out. She apologizes for wasting my time. Normally, I would at this point kick the girl a Jackson or two for being polite and honest (in person). But my time was seriously wasted and the bullshit factor by her "answering girl" was too much for me to cough up a dime. Also, my jacket now smells like it was at 10 Bob Marley concerts. (We had asked me on the phone if I was a smoker- she told ME she preferred non-smokers). WTF.

If someone tries the Jen girl with the too-good-to-be-true ad, let me know what I missed. Of course, it could be all bullshit, Like Stacy!

[Stoner]

That adds up. I noticed that "Strawberry" who used to do the Farmington ave stroll is also posting. I think "Maribel" and Strawberry have a mutual connect. No info, and Maribel appeared indy from all accounts. She seems well cleaned up and on a better footing these days.

[Assman1099]

Long time lurker here. Great site for the traveling I did for work.

Going to be staying local, so I'll contribute some.

As far as Sweet Latin. She looks alot like Maribel who used to do the stroll on Farmington ave.

Yeah, she had a great ass then.

I used to do her regular. That ass looked great in low cut jeans and a half a shirt.

She disappeared about 2 years ago. Now I know. Will give a call to see that ass again.

[Stoner]

Back in town for a few weeks and had a chance to see Angie, who adverts as "Sweet LATIN PRINCESS".

http://hartford.backpage.com/FemaleE...ial-29/4386449

Her pics are real, and she's real treat that I would consider repeating. YMMV on GFE, but our time was definitely GFE and thensome. Definitely a milfy latina with good skills and talented linguistically. I'd venture to say she's better looking than the pics, and she has some ass. Her reviews on another site are correct. Her locale is more rundown. Her damage is a bit high, imo, but I felt no regrets.

[Joenct]

Yes, very true. BTW. Most of her pics are dated. So, imo, go for other reasons than the old pics. Hell, they were a bit dated 10 years ago. Still recommended.

Have seen her. Service is good would stick to the 30min.

[Stoner]

YMMV, she is BBW-ish.

Yes, very true. BTW. Most of her pics are dated. So, imo, go for other reasons than the old pics. Hell, they were a bit dated 10 years ago. Still recommended.

[Huggy Bear #2]

She used to have "specials" for 100 and 150. Relatively inexpensive and she has a rack on her indeed. Always enjoyed her business when I had the time and inclination to see her. She's well skilled and experienced.

Thats correct Mr Stoner concerning current "specials", I was quoted were 100/30 and 150/60.

Huge rack. A very nice person, she thanked me a dozen times for giving her a lift.

YMMV, she is BBW-ish.