Escort Reviews

[SR Only]

And imagine if you were busted you'd have the prostitution charge AND pot."Two fer Tuesday." Not.

[When In Vegas]

That sucks bro. I don't blame you for walking. Anybody else would have punched her out for the waste of time and bait and swithc.

PS.

Can't get those links to work.

http://eroticservices.

Com / escorts. Php? Do=view&post=1186488.

Oh Christ, the escort sites are so much bullshit. A lot of work and risk for not much lately. I had to choose and I made the wrong choice. There is a girl posting today whose ad is too good to be true. She answered the phone, but I was not psyched about the hotel she chose (in the middle of downtown Hartford and I was looking for a rush-hour timed appointment). Her link is.

http://eroticservices.

Com / escorts. Php? Do=view&post=1186534. She was really aggressive about making the appointment and I did not want to bother sitting in city traffic, paying for parking and then possibly being disappointed.

But I digress. I talked to a pretty nice girl on the phone. Confirmed a few details that were important to me (including TIME and her figure). I showed, she didn't. I waited. I checked out one of Hartford's silly adult shops, then was on 91 ramp headed back to Springfield when she texts that she will be there in 5 minutes. I turn around and head back. I still wait another 5. 10 minutes (and now I am a little pissed). When she calls and tells me the room number, I go. I do not like the hotel she has chosen (by the airport) and her room stinks of pot smoke. She has rotten teeth, is about 5'8" and maybe 145lbs. Certainly not the 5'4" 105 I was promised. She also sounds NOTHING like the girl on the phone.

We do some re-negotiating. She is amenable to trying to make up for the lost time and the fact that she is not the girl I spoke to. But there is a deal-breaker. She is admittedly not a GFE (not even close to a GFE, she admits)."Cold and mechanical is what I should expect?" She does not say not. I tell her that I am out. She apologizes for wasting my time. Normally, I would at this point kick the girl a Jackson or two for being polite and honest (in person). But my time was seriously wasted and the bullshit factor by her "answering girl" was too much for me to cough up a dime. Also, my jacket now smells like it was at 10 Bob Marley concerts. (We had asked me on the phone if I was a smoker- she told ME she preferred non-smokers). WTF.

If someone tries the Jen girl with the too-good-to-be-true ad, let me know what I missed. Of course, it could be all bullshit, Like Stacy!

[Mighty Spearsman]

... I do not like the hotel she has chosen (by the airport) and her room stinks of pot smoke.

My jacket now smells like it was at 10 Bob Marley concerts. (We had asked me on the phone if I was a smoker- she told ME she preferred non-smokers). WTF.

Thanks for TOFTT. The smoke issue is definitely a deal breaker for me and many others here on the board. One more reason why I prefer to visit AMPs!

[Garthy]

http://eroticservices.. Com / escorts. Php? Do=view&post=1186488.

Oh Christ, the escort sites are so much bullshit. A lot of work and risk for not much lately. I had to choose and I made the wrong choice. There is a girl posting today whose ad is too good to be true. She answered the phone, but I was not psyched about the hotel she chose (in the middle of downtown Hartford and I was looking for a rush-hour timed appointment). Her link is http://eroticservices.. Com / escorts. Php? Do=view&post=1186534. She was really aggressive about making the appointment and I did not want to bother sitting in city traffic, paying for parking and then possibly being disappointed.

But I digress. I talked to a pretty nice girl on the phone. Confirmed a few details that were important to me (including TIME and her figure). I showed, she didn't. I waited. I checked out one of Hartford's silly adult shops, then was on 91 ramp headed back to Springfield when she texts that she will be there in 5 minutes. I turn around and head back. I still wait another 5. 10 minutes (and now I am a little pissed). When she calls and tells me the room number, I go. I do not like the hotel she has chosen (by the airport) and her room stinks of pot smoke. She has rotten teeth, is about 5'8" and maybe 145lbs. Certainly not the 5'4" 105 I was promised. She also sounds NOTHING like the girl on the phone.

We do some re-negotiating. She is amenable to trying to make up for the lost time and the fact that she is not the girl I spoke to. But there is a deal-breaker. She is admittedly not a GFE (not even close to a GFE, she admits)."Cold and mechanical is what I should expect?" She does not say not. I tell her that I am out. She apologizes for wasting my time. Normally, I would at this point kick the girl a Jackson or two for being polite and honest (in person). But my time was seriously wasted and the bullshit factor by her "answering girl" was too much for me to cough up a dime. Also, my jacket now smells like it was at 10 Bob Marley concerts. (We had asked me on the phone if I was a smoker- she told ME she preferred non-smokers). WTF.

If someone tries the Jen girl with the too-good-to-be-true ad, let me know what I missed. Of course, it could be all bullshit, Like Stacy!

[Stoner]

That adds up. I noticed that "Strawberry" who used to do the Farmington ave stroll is also posting. I think "Maribel" and Strawberry have a mutual connect. No info, and Maribel appeared indy from all accounts. She seems well cleaned up and on a better footing these days.

[Assman1099]

Long time lurker here. Great site for the traveling I did for work.

Going to be staying local, so I'll contribute some.

As far as Sweet Latin. She looks alot like Maribel who used to do the stroll on Farmington ave.

Yeah, she had a great ass then.

I used to do her regular. That ass looked great in low cut jeans and a half a shirt.

She disappeared about 2 years ago. Now I know. Will give a call to see that ass again.

[Stoner]

Back in town for a few weeks and had a chance to see Angie, who adverts as "Sweet LATIN PRINCESS".

http://hartford.backpage.com/FemaleE...ial-29/4386449

Her pics are real, and she's real treat that I would consider repeating. YMMV on GFE, but our time was definitely GFE and thensome. Definitely a milfy latina with good skills and talented linguistically. I'd venture to say she's better looking than the pics, and she has some ass. Her reviews on another site are correct. Her locale is more rundown. Her damage is a bit high, imo, but I felt no regrets.

[Joenct]

Yes, very true. BTW. Most of her pics are dated. So, imo, go for other reasons than the old pics. Hell, they were a bit dated 10 years ago. Still recommended.

Have seen her. Service is good would stick to the 30min.

[Stoner]

YMMV, she is BBW-ish.

Yes, very true. BTW. Most of her pics are dated. So, imo, go for other reasons than the old pics. Hell, they were a bit dated 10 years ago. Still recommended.

[Huggy Bear #2]

She used to have "specials" for 100 and 150. Relatively inexpensive and she has a rack on her indeed. Always enjoyed her business when I had the time and inclination to see her. She's well skilled and experienced.

Thats correct Mr Stoner concerning current "specials", I was quoted were 100/30 and 150/60.

Huge rack. A very nice person, she thanked me a dozen times for giving her a lift.

YMMV, she is BBW-ish.

[Stoner]

What are her rates like?

She used to have "specials" for 100 and 150. Relatively inexpensive and she has a rack on her indeed. Always enjoyed her business when I had the time and inclination to see her. She's well skilled and experienced.

[Mike6]

Triple DDD or Dee from CVibe report

Went and saw Triple DDD or Dee this week, after having some blue-ball syndrome at West Hartford Serenity.

She gives awesome treatment, gave a hot oil massage, and very kind.

As last year, I had a performance issue, and took care of matters with oral and hand.

Anyway, she never complained, but sounds like her car is on the fritz, and I gave her a lift to bank and store.

Anyone that might be a fan of hers, and can't decide on the flavor of the week, maybe throw some business her way.

On Hartford C-Vibe.

Services Offered: Incall only

The Always NEVER Rushed Provider That Gives You Your Full Quality Time With A Discreet Clean, Comfy, In-call Located In Central Connecticut, Minutes Off Of I 91.

ALL Natural 40DDD Voluptuous Curvaceous Sensual Mature Blonde.

Offering Half Hours and Full Hours with After The Holidays Specials

What are her rates like?

[Huggy Bear #2]

Triple DDD or Dee from CVibe report

Went and saw Triple DDD or Dee this week, after having some blue-ball syndrome at West Hartford Serenity.

She gives awesome treatment, gave a hot oil massage, and very kind.

As last year, I had a performance issue, and took care of matters with oral and hand.

Anyway, she never complained, but sounds like her car is on the fritz, and I gave her a lift to bank and store.

Anyone that might be a fan of hers, and can't decide on the flavor of the week, maybe throw some business her way.

On Hartford C-Vibe.

Services Offered: Incall only

The Always NEVER Rushed Provider That Gives You Your Full Quality Time With A Discreet Clean, Comfy, In-call Located In Central Connecticut, Minutes Off Of I 91.

ALL Natural 40DDD Voluptuous Curvaceous Sensual Mature Blonde.

Offering Half Hours and Full Hours with After The Holidays Specials

[Jimmj1210]

Had a strange one recently. Called alicia, who has been advertising for at least past few weeks in Advocate, digits ending in 2413, although might be associated with an agency. Sounded nice enough, everything sounded normal and standard arrangements etc. Says she's in apt in WH. Has me call again when get off hiway, which I do. She has me go through a ridiculously circuitious route, calling her at a couple of points for further directions. Finally end up at large apt complex on Kane Street, she gives me code to get thru gate and seems to have details of parking lot and various turns down pretty good so seemed legit. Eventually gets me to visitor parking, and tells me which building is hers and that she'll meet me downstairs to let me in. Then, you guessed it, no Vivian. I call a few times, get full voicemail, text a couple of times, no answer. Wasn't too bad an investment of time so not terribly bothered, but figure I should can at least warn people. Can think of various scenarios as to why she pulled this, but if just someone getting their jollies don't understand why given the cost of these ads. She clearly either lived currently or previously at this complex. Maybe a real provider and just another head case or something, who knows. Live and learn.

Correcting name somehow got confused, all other info above is correct.

[Rickyb58]

Lately, have not been active much. A busy time of the season for me. But recently had some time to "relax". Just before Christmas had an afternoon and the coin to partake in the "hobby". Sarah's add caught my fancy and seeing that I had visited with her before and had a good time, called her. She answered right away and I was on my way in about 30 minutes. When she opened the door I was pleasantly surprised! She had on a hot little black lingerie number which made her look very sexy, her hair was neatly up in a bun / ponytail, she had tastefully applied makeup and had her schoolteacher / librarian glasses on, in short, she looked great! Candles were lit all around the room and soft music was playing on her radio / I-pod. Right away I realized that she had "come of age" in her attitude to her visitors. As far as the main course of the visit, it was to me a very sexual and romantic kind of encounter. She was very accommodating, had her phone OFF the whole time, seemed really glad to see me and was very horny! All GFE was on the menu, although Dfk is not, I did not ask about Greek but BBBJ, DATY were. All in all, I had a great time with her for a reasonable donation, for me it truly felt like a Girlfriend experience, I will definitely repeat and would recommend her.

Stay Safe All!