Massage Parlor Reports

**Luckycowboy58** · 01-13-12 11:24

Balloons flying, banners waving, grand opening special screaming, asian staff waiting. Can't miss trying this. Let me describe without cursing. I walked in the room put my nekkid self on the table and a size 1 cute little thing walked in and I grinned. I knew this was it! First thing she throws a heavy ass towel from my back down to me feet. That was wonderful since the room was already at 88 degrees. Then she slopped oil on my shoulders. I thought to myself. It is going to take a long time to work that in. Next thing I knew there was an elbow trying to push my shoulder blade into my lung. She stayed up there for a long time. Oh yea. She also left the door cracked. I corrected that and requested the towel was hot and she moved. By the way, the whole time she is 18 to 24 inches off the table bending way over to do this work. On the flip here comes the towel (label on towel said Omar the tent maker) and it was that big! She comes up to top and slops oil on the chest. Now she is rubbing my tits. OMG that was good! Whew. Finally I looked at her and said "I can't take any more of this". Thank you. Soaked the big towel taking oil off and left post haste. Went home and got in shower and made it hot like fire and hoped I would not leave oil and wife fall next time she was in it. Moral of the story. If you like little cute asian spinners who dump lots of oil on you and attempt to bruise you with elbows and forearms, I can't reccomend the place high enough. At 441 and Taft-Vineland

**Member #4621** · 01-13-12 10:55

Hello, all. I'm currently vising Orlando hanging around Avalon Park Blvd and looking for a nice, happy rub. I'll be in the area only today and would appreciate a PM with some info / directions to anything local. I hear there's some nearby around E. Colonial. Thanks.

**TopGun9181** · 01-13-12 10:47

I have to agree, I usually give a AMP 3 tries and all 3 times I failed and every time I saw the same lady the first 2 times I got the 1/2 hour and both times it was always just back rubbing and she said next time come for one hour. So the 3rd time I went for the full hour and believe me when I say this it was the worst hour I ever spent in my life. She gave me a back massage for 50 min and then on the flip she just rubbed my shoulders nothing more.

Originally Posted by Luckycowboy58 [View Original Post]

Went to Hong Kong today. Geez. Try to imagine I am using all caps and screaming. Please don't waste your time and money unless you have a history with someone there. I have scored some great fun in Parlors all over this town for a very very long time. This was a disgrace to an AMP dream. On the way out she says "come back next time for free table shower" and I looked at her and smiled. What I really wanted to say was (imagine all caps screaming here) I don't own any f*king scuba gear which I am sure would be required!

**TopGun9181** · 01-13-12 10:43

Originally Posted by SoloTraveler [View Original Post]

Your right, she is a bit spacey, but her table shower is amazing and her body is to die for. I'd love to know where she is now. She has always hopped around a lot. I've seen her at Ginza (old) , Adayfou (Florida Mall) , NT (Mills) and Spa Serenity (NOBT).

If your talking about Kim a older Korean lady who worked for ADAYFU or AAA if its the same one I know she is or was in west palm beach. She by far was MY ATF ever.

**Bk0822** · 01-13-12 09:08

When to her mature lady great shape good body great massage nice rack left happy.

**GeorgeTapas** · 01-13-12 07:08

I made the mistake of stopping by A Tender Touch the other day. BP Ad below:

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...dltand/5279068

There was absolutely no appearance of anything AMP like. There was a hispanic masseuse shouting in spanish on her cell phone the entire time I was there and a caucasian masseuse (which is who I got the massage from) that was older and quite large (not at all what I was looking for). I should have walked out right then; the table shower was less than mediocre, the massage was a slightly above that. There was a pretty much automatic and mechanical ending that happened with no discussion so I have no idea if anything else was available (not that I cared to find out in any case). Unfortunately I doubt if YMMV.

I do not recommend and will not repeat.

**Jimhatz** · 01-13-12 05:49

Originally Posted by Loving302 [View Original Post]

If we are talking about places to avoid this place should be at the top of the list. Shame on me for wanting to try something "new." I will NEVER do that again. A horrible horrible massage and barely any ending at all, let alone happy. Do yourself a favor and avoid this one too:

407-792-0976

2301 LEE Road, Winter Park, FL 32789.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...rls-23/5702292

Thanks for the heads up. I feel you. It is like a sickness to want to try something "new" and then we kick ourselves thinking about the money we spent without the same level of satisfaction. Then we have to go back to our regular spot sooner then normal to get our fix on which is more money.

**PapiiChulo** · 01-12-12 21:33

I was in Vegas for labor Day and had a blast! For the price of an Orlando AMP you can have any flavor FS you want in Vegas. Better yet check out Bikini's in Beatty. Its a strip club where EVERYTHING is on the menu!

Originally Posted by Fellow Guy [View Original Post]

I am going to be traveling to Las Vegas. Instead of posting a question out of the blue on the Vegas board, I thought I would ask here since I'm better known in this forum.

I'm looking for a good place in Vegas that is comparable to Ocean Spa. I've seen ads for places like Paradise Spa and Green Valley Spa. According to the Vegas forum, about a year or more ago, they were saying GV was a total dirty and Paradise Spa was a ripoff. But those were older posts and the may both be under new management.

Anyway, a lot of us travel, and I was hoping for suggestions for Las Vegas of really cute girls in asian clothing and a good experience. Please PM responses. Thanks.

FG

**Loving302** · 01-12-12 20:28

If we are talking about places to avoid this place should be at the top of the list. Shame on me for wanting to try something "new." I will NEVER do that again. A horrible horrible massage and barely any ending at all, let alone happy. Do yourself a favor and avoid this one too:

407-792-0976

2301 LEE Road, Winter Park, FL 32789

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/59-after-7-pm-excellent-and-beautiful-sweet-korean-girls-23/5702292

**Luckycowboy58** · 01-12-12 18:24

Went to Hong Kong today. Geez. Try to imagine I am using all caps and screaming. Please don't waste your time and money unless you have a history with someone there. I have scored some great fun in Parlors all over this town for a very very long time. This was a disgrace to an AMP dream. On the way out she says "come back next time for free table shower" and I looked at her and smiled. What I really wanted to say was (imagine all caps screaming here) I don't own any f*king scuba gear which I am sure would be required!

**Jimhatz** · 01-12-12 15:05

Originally Posted by Inglewood [View Original Post]

Trying to give you some info. Please clear your messages. No room left.

Try now thanks

**Inglewood** · 01-12-12 14:26

Trying to give you some info. Please clear your messages. No room left.

**FloridaBum** · 01-12-12 13:32

Your right, she is a bit spacey, but her table shower is amazing and her body is to die for. I'd love to know where she is now. She has always hopped around a lot. I've seen her at Ginza (old) , Adayfou (Florida Mall) , NT (Mills) and Spa Serenity (NOBT).

Originally Posted by EmptySpot [View Original Post]

Does anyone know where Kim from Serenity Spa works at now, if still in the business? I know she was a little nuts sometimes, but we always work out great. PM me if any info. Thanks, stay safe.

**Eelectri** · 01-12-12 11:30

Just to let you guys know Kim from Spa serenety and be / 4 other AMPs's (she is no longer in the business)

She may resurface in the future but as of now my information is correct she is gone for now!

**EmptySpot** · 01-12-12 09:26

Does anyone know where Kim from Serenity Spa works at now, if still in the business? I know she was a little nuts sometimes, but we always work out great. PM me if any info. Thanks, stay safe.