Massage Parlor Reports

[Spice Shot]

Well I'm now finding myself in the Apopka area more and decided to stop into Windsong. I stopped a month ago and they were busy, but I really liked the vibe I got from this middle aged white woman. She was very new age, flirty and petite.

When I stopped in a few day ago, she wasn't there. It was an older woman named Jane. She was round and had a wig on I think. The session was ok but she used this stinky oil on me called African something. She was a blabber mouth and talked about god, the devil, magnets and her crazy family. Not relaxing at all! She then told me how much she loves this oil that she's using and it's only $2 / bottle at the Dollar General. Oh Boy! When we were almost finished, she had a customer come through the front door and had to help them. After 5 minutes she came back in and said "ok, let's hurry because another customer is waiting".

Rushed me out after a quick flip and I smelled like cheap oil. Had to do some serious damage control before going home.

Oh and she didn't like my tip and told me to up it by $10 more dollars for $40 total.

That was so lame. Lesson learned.

Any suggestions on a better place in that area would be wonderful.

Jane is not attractive, talks endlessly BUT if you had read past history on her, you would know, she does have talent, superior skills. The best part, she can't talk while she is making you happy.

[Redbeard0504]

Well I'm now finding myself in the Apopka area more and decided to stop into Windsong. I stopped a month ago and they were busy, but I really liked the vibe I got from this middle aged white woman. She was very new age, flirty and petite.

When I stopped in a few day ago, she wasn't there. It was an older woman named Jane. She was round and had a wig on I think. The session was ok but she used this stinky oil on me called African something. She was a blabber mouth and talked about god, the devil, magnets and her crazy family. Not relaxing at all! She then told me how much she loves this oil that she's using and it's only $2 / bottle at the Dollar General. Oh Boy! When we were almost finished, she had a customer come through the front door and had to help them. After 5 minutes she came back in and said "ok, let's hurry because another customer is waiting".

Rushed me out after a quick flip and I smelled like cheap oil. Had to do some serious damage control before going home.

Oh and she didn't like my tip and told me to up it by $10 more dollars for $40 total.

That was so lame. Lesson learned.

Any suggestions on a better place in that area would be wonderful.

I hope this is not the Jane who has worked the Longwood, west side for an eternity and is in and out of trouble. I think if you do a search you will find a lot of info on this name and none of it good.

[UCF31]

Well I'm now finding myself in the Apopka area more and decided to stop into Windsong. I stopped a month ago and they were busy, but I really liked the vibe I got from this middle aged white woman. She was very new age, flirty and petite.

When I stopped in a few day ago, she wasn't there. It was an older woman named Jane. She was round and had a wig on I think. The session was ok but she used this stinky oil on me called African something. She was a blabber mouth and talked about god, the devil, magnets and her crazy family. Not relaxing at all! She then told me how much she loves this oil that she's using and it's only $2 / bottle at the Dollar General. Oh Boy! When we were almost finished, she had a customer come through the front door and had to help them. After 5 minutes she came back in and said "ok, let's hurry because another customer is waiting".

Rushed me out after a quick flip and I smelled like cheap oil. Had to do some serious damage control before going home.

Oh and she didn't like my tip and told me to up it by $10 more dollars for $40 total.

That was so lame. Lesson learned.

Any suggestions on a better place in that area would be wonderful.

[Miami Viceroy]

I was passing through Kissimmee the other day and was going to give 192 a try but their parking lot looked too busy, so I wound up at VIP Spa. Paid Mimi. 8 for the hour, got the table shower, then we went back to the room for a decent massage, with a bit more back walking than I'd prefer but she seemed to know what she was doing instead of just stomping around. On the flip she took matters in hand and the session ended happily. I gave her my standard tip as I was leaving, which was already in my pocket, folded, and she just put it away without counting it in front of me or trying to get more. She was thin but fairly tall; as I was leaving I saw another girl there who was short and chunky and I was glad I hadn't wound up with her (she might have been fun, too, but I'd rather not have that one walking on my back).

[Jimhatz]

Are you talking about the lady at Rainbow on 434 that got popped and showed up in paper many moon's back? Older lady but very very skilled.

No I am talking about an older lady the goes by suzanna out of Ann's massage over on 17-92 near IHOP. She was busted a fees month ago in October.

[Luckycowboy58]

Has anyone been back to Ann massage since she got busted a few month back? She I back up and running but I wonder if she back to giving HE. Her mug shot made her look even worse but she had a very nice body for her age which I was able to explore freely.

Are you talking about the lady at Rainbow on 434 that got popped and showed up in paper many moon's back? Older lady but very very skilled.

[Webebad]

3rd time here. Got cindy again and reason I went here again was to see what the whole shower thing was about. Yeah it's a standing shower and ain't bad (I like Assa actual table shower better) BUT if your in the area and need an AMP this place does the trick and if you get cindy your golden, this girl does a great shitsu (sp) I mean she hits the pressure points and then does this thing with her tongue or her hands or whatever but it's awesome! I'm not big on these girls trying to dress me back up, I am older than 5 I can dress myself, BUT again this is a great AMP and not bad for $price. 80 for 1hr massage I tip 40 or 50 depending on mood. This is probably the last time I will stop there for awhile since I like to change things up and try new stuff, got lots Dwntwn I have not done yet. AND a BIG THANKS to TheeGent for trying that new hole in the wall and giving the heads up about old fatty, that way I don't waste my time!

Happy Amping.

WBB

[Jimhatz]

After 30 years of AMP I have to say I have to give it up. It is no longer any fun. Seem the 1st question any more is "How much You give me tip". Use to be you would get great service and then you knew what to tip. Now it is a half ass massage and then the same old 1-2-3. You know who I miss the older lady who worked at the Ann's on 17-92. After Uncle fud pucker bust her it has not been the same for me in Orlando.

Has anyone been back to Ann massage since she got busted a few month back? She I back up and running but I wonder if she back to giving HE. Her mug shot made her look even worse but she had a very nice body for her age which I was able to explore freely.

[Viamx]

Help please.

Hey guys I need some help, I am in the proccess of moving to north orlando Oveido, Caselberry area and found 3 AMPs can someone who tried the 3 tell me which one to try that has good massage and a good ending. I will try all 3 but been broke after paying a ton on moving.

Star Therapy.

International Therapy

Oriental Healing Therapy.

Thanks

Based on my most recent experiences I'd recommend Magic (used to be Island) get Ruby and I think she will be a great therapist. Good luck.

V

[TheeeGentleman]

I found this post extremely funny!

I guess it is funny. This really big girl was very nice, but even she looked at me at the end and asked if there was anything else. I politely said no, thanks very much. The owner must not have any employees and is posting EXTREMELY misleading ads to get us AMP fools inside to help pay the rent. I'm not sure how he intends to stay in business pissing everyone off from day 1. The other massage place is right next door (used to be VIP) , and Bodyworks and SPA 192 are just down the road. Again, bypass this one unless you are studying the Hindenberg and want to know what it's like to crash and burn.

[Pinoboy]

This place was open today so I went in for a massage. There was 1 young girl. She was a very nice girl, and very very big. I'm talking 250. 300lbs. Very poor massage. She was breathing very heavy because she was so overweight. Wish some in the other places would br breathing that heavy. In any case, the advertising on BP and CL is very misleading. There is nothing here. No Asians and No Latinas as advertised. They have no employees except this one very large girl. Yes, she's very nice, but. WILL NOT RETURN, EVER. REALLY FALSE ADVERTISING.

I found this post extremely funny!

[TheeeGentleman]

I went to this place yesterday and was surprised by a long haired white guy (not asian) sitting in the lobby. He said they were closed today because none of the girls showed up. Strange seeing a white guy in the lobby. I asked no questions and departed.

This place was open today so I went in for a massage. There was 1 young girl. She was a very nice girl, and very very big. I'm talking 250. 300lbs. Very poor massage. She was breathing very heavy because she was so overweight. Wish some in the other places would br breathing that heavy. In any case, the advertising on BP and CL is very misleading. There is nothing here. No Asians and No Latinas as advertised. They have no employees except this one very large girl. Yes, she's very nice, but. WILL NOT RETURN, EVER. REALLY FALSE ADVERTISING.

[Seffner Monger]

Had some time to kill in your fair city, so I thought I'd check out the scene.

*Oriental Massage (1400 block of E. Colonial, Orlando) : Above-average massage by older Chinese woman (shoulda been my first red flag; K-girls are better). No extras offered and, frankly, none sought due to her age / looks. At the end, she says,"Why you no tipee?" I said,"No rub in right spots, no tipee." Wanted her to learn a lesson the hard way, and she DID. Would NOT repeat.

Star Therapy: Weird vibe when I walked in. After Oriental experience with old woman, wanted to see girl first. He said,"You pay first, then see girl." I said,"No, I see girl now." He refused, so I left. Fuck him.

International Therapy: Great massage by friendly K-Girl. Worked hard on the massage, and I left relaxed. She stayed dressed, and I wasn't in a mood to push the roaming issue. Standard. 8 door fee and left. 4 tip. Would repeat. You can PM me for details.

[Member #6038]

Help please.

Hey guys I need some help, I am in the proccess of moving to north orlando Oveido, Caselberry area and found 3 AMPs can someone who tried the 3 tell me which one to try that has good massage and a good ending. I will try all 3 but been broke after paying a ton on moving.

Star Therapy.

International Therapy

Oriental Healing Therapy.

Thanks

In that area I prefer OHT and Island (now advertising as Magic). Based on the responses looks like you'll have to cruise all of them and decide for yourself!

[Member #7018]

I've not been to Oriental Healing, but of the other two International is my favorite. Decent place, you can park in the rear, and it is consistently good or better. Star isn't bad, but they haven't had much talent to write home about lately.