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**Shoedog69** · 12-31-11 22:23

Long time monger / hobbyist, but very rarely post. I was compelled to say, that may well be the best thought out post I have read on here in quite some time.

Well done sir.

Variety. Life is full of variety. Everyones mileage may vary depending on who they are and who they meet. BF you make a great point below.

Providers have lives and they live it the way they want, good or bad or ugly or a combination. It's a choice but sometimes desperation makes them choose. Sometimes the circumstances are sad sometimes they are erotic. What difference does it make, it happens and thats the way it is. Luchi trys to save them. BF Deal wants the fantasy without any connection except for the time he has paid for. Chelli4me doesn't believe they can be friends without money involved. All of them are right because that is what they believe. Again their mileage varies, nothing more and definately nothing wrong. It's life.

So I will, when possible, develop a relationship with a provider. Maybe I will live with one, marry one, die in the arms of one. Maybe I will love them or they will love me. We are hobbyists and they are providers, right? Wrong! They are people with feelings, cares, concerns, bad habits, sexuality, sadness and all the other things we are. We pay them so what. I pay my dentist for a service and never get a laugh, only bad gas.

FF.

PS. Some freckled women like me. Believe it or not.[/QUOTE]

**Ilapp** · 12-30-11 16:17

Originally Posted by BigMack [View Original Post]

I was going to Cincy / NKY this weekend to see family and texted, emailed, and tried reaching three ladies who I had talked with before. One did get back but she was outcall only and this man does not like to leave paper trails so I asked her to give me a heads up, <no pun intended at this time smile when she got an incall, and she said she would. The other two wouldn't respond but both had reviews on them on the Cincy boards. Guess business is good so my hat's off to them both, I wish. With family in an area I'm not going to get a room, which TN and IL should consider with all this nicey nice stuff and "I love you bro" LMAO. Having the SO and RRTs with me on this trip couldn't get free to see Melissa who I really wanted to hook up with before I go as she gives great french lessons and being overly stressed and needing my pipes cleaned even more stressful knew she could do the job excellently. Holidays are great except when you have to wait for school to resume and the thought of leaving the Indy area and going a weekend without is like a chocoholic in Hersheys factory and the operative word being NO. I did have a lady email me out of the blue but have heard as hot as she is she has some other problems that could easily effect her skills so that was a no no. Hope all are doing well and it's going to be a VERY LONG weekend so maybe the Maxwell House lady can help me to the last drop or a good plumber can be found. HNYear to the clients and ladies. If my favorite masseuse would like to take care of my large muscle stiffness would love to "get in" before leaving Enjoy

TN is kind enough to leave me a key to his room so all those hours he is at work it doesn't go to waste, the man is a real conservationist. Speaking of Nut-think of youfrom a duck blind in the morn.

**BigMack** · 12-30-11 11:35

I was going to Cincy / NKY this weekend to see family and texted, emailed, and tried reaching three ladies who I had talked with before. One did get back but she was outcall only and this man does not like to leave paper trails so I asked her to give me a heads up, <no pun intended at this time smile when she got an incall, and she said she would. The other two wouldn't respond but both had reviews on them on the Cincy boards. Guess business is good so my hat's off to them both, I wish. With family in an area I'm not going to get a room, which TN and IL should consider with all this nicey nice stuff and "I love you bro" LMAO. Having the SO and RRTs with me on this trip couldn't get free to see Melissa who I really wanted to hook up with before I go as she gives great french lessons and being overly stressed and needing my pipes cleaned even more stressful knew she could do the job excellently. Holidays are great except when you have to wait for school to resume and the thought of leaving the Indy area and going a weekend without is like a chocoholic in Hersheys factory and the operative word being NO. I did have a lady email me out of the blue but have heard as hot as she is she has some other problems that could easily effect her skills so that was a no no. Hope all are doing well and it's going to be a VERY LONG weekend so maybe the Maxwell House lady can help me to the last drop or a good plumber can be found. HNYear to the clients and ladies. If my favorite masseuse would like to take care of my large muscle stiffness would love to "get in" before leaving Enjoy

**Ilapp** · 12-30-11 11:06

Sometimes I act just like some of my hunting dogs that turned out to not be too bright. They get on a scent, and no matter how futile or how many retracks they have to do, they just won't let go of it. I did the same thing this week, (and priors) and after numerous fits and starts, I at least tracked down what I was after, and it was good, but I had thought the question is if the effort was worth the result. Time and reflection will answer that. Sometimes you have to know when to break the trail and try something else. As a good buddy of mine in the hobby says, and it relates my two favorite things, fishing and fucking;"when it isn't working- move the boat." This probably would have been a good week to take that advice. First, ApresVous finally put Indy back in a rotation and sent one of their spectacular collection, though I have no personal knowledge of her. Second, Viva sent in my favorite Asian provider these days, Belle, who is gorgeous and delightful and Third, I did not know until last night that Heaven69, or Heaven is on earth now was going to be here, and she is just a very hot bundle of energy, and at her rates really too good to miss. So if I had thought a little more with the small head, that happens for me to be the one on my shoulders apparently, I had really good options that I didn't get to make good use of.

**Member #6963** · 12-28-11 19:24

Originally Posted by Ilapp [View Original Post]

P. S. I am really pissed at you, you told me that was a cup of strippers chocolate.

I guess the craps, huh cats out of the bag, sorry.

PS. Hey did you like the nuts, they had freckles on them.

**Member #6999** · 12-28-11 16:46

Originally Posted by Freckle Freak [View Original Post]

You are a freckle licker voyeur. You only like me because you like watching someone else lick freckles! YMMV.

FF.

I only watch because I'm either out of money and / or you quit buying lap dances for me.

**Gina Sinclair** · 12-28-11 16:22

Originally Posted by Freckle Freak [View Original Post]

Variety. Life is full of variety. Everyones mileage may vary depending on who they are and who they meet. BF you make a great point below.

Providers have lives and they live it the way they want, good or bad or ugly or a combination. It's a choice but sometimes desperation makes them choose. Sometimes the circumstances are sad sometimes they are erotic. What difference does it make, it happens and thats the way it is. Luchi trys to save them. BF Deal wants the fantasy without any connection except for the time he has paid for. Chelli4me doesn't believe they can be friends without money involved...

Very well said FF I agree with you 1000%,

Happy New Year

**Ilapp** · 12-28-11 14:31

Originally Posted by Freckle Freak [View Original Post]

Variety. Life is full of variety. Everyones mileage may vary depending on who they are and who they meet. BF you make a great point below.

Providers have lives and they live it the way they want, good or bad or ugly or a combination. It's a choice but sometimes desperation makes them choose. Sometimes the circumstances are sad sometimes they are erotic. What difference does it make, it happens and thats the way it is. Luchi trys to save them. BF Deal wants the fantasy without any connection except for the time he has paid for. Chelli4me doesn't believe they can be friends without money involved. All of them are right because that is what they believe. Again their mileage varies, nothing more and definately nothing wrong. It's life.

I guess I will have to resolve myself to a lot of masterbation and psychoanalysis. Maybe I am the Don Quixiote of self service in this hobby. I have relationships with providers, past and current. I go to dinner, have drinks, talk about personal issues (both sides) and genuinely care. Not to all of them, to the ones I feel are actually wonderful human beings and I have developed a connection with. To many of you this is wrong. I don't do it for the free sex. It's been offered, but I have turned it down because of the feelings that are sometimes involved. It would be a sad world if people didn't connect because others saw it as wrong. We develop friendships in any business, hell it's mandatory in most businesses. Show me a good salesmen and tell me his best clients are not truely his friends. It's sad that some feel seeing a provider is like going to the dentist who uses laughing gas. Feels great during the filling and the nitrous oxide is flowing, but once it wears off and you have to pay the bill, reality sets in and it's time to get the hell out of dodge.

We all have ways in which our mileage varies. I like freckles. I like to watch. I think watching a woman in pleasure is hot, even if I am not the one providing the pleasure. I think being a swinger at times would be fun. I can distinguish sex from love and even if I don't love them, still love the sex. Sorry that this may bother many of you, but I think golden showers are strange. I once watched a guy pay $500 to a stripper to crap in a cup so he could eat it, and he did. To me that is strange. Not necessarily wrong, it just doesn't do it for me. That guy's mileage varies.

So I will, when possible, develop a relationship with a provider. Maybe I will live with one, marry one, die in the arms of one. Maybe I will love them or they will love me. We are hobbyists and they are providers, right? Wrong! They are people with feelings, cares, concerns, bad habits, sexuality, sadness and all the other things we are. We pay them so what. I pay my dentist for a service and never get a laugh, only bad gas.

FF.

PS. Some freckled women like me. Believe it or not.

But I know it to be true, and even more strange is that there are a number of them. You know I kid because I love. That was a really good post, I sometimes forget you are more than just a trick.

P. S. I am really pissed at you, you told me that was a cup of strippers chocolate.

**Member #6963** · 12-27-11 23:28

Originally Posted by Two Nutts [View Original Post]

I know there will be several licked female freckles instore for the evening ahead. TN

You are a freckle licker voyeur. You only like me because you like watching someone else lick freckles! YMMV.

FF.

PS. The Don Quixiote of freckled ladies.

**Member #6963** · 12-27-11 23:16

Variety. Life is full of variety. Everyones mileage may vary depending on who they are and who they meet. BF you make a great point below.

Originally Posted by BFDeal [View Original Post]

These fine women have lives and while they cherish the consistency of a good regular, they have mouths to feed and businesses to run. Top providers have to market themselves, answer phone calls / texts, balance different budgets (advertising, phone bills, hotel rooms, clothing, etc.) to make their business work, and then find time to spend with family / loved ones. They don't have it easy. BFDeal

Providers have lives and they live it the way they want, good or bad or ugly or a combination. It's a choice but sometimes desperation makes them choose. Sometimes the circumstances are sad sometimes they are erotic. What difference does it make, it happens and thats the way it is. Luchi trys to save them. BF Deal wants the fantasy without any connection except for the time he has paid for. Chelli4me doesn't believe they can be friends without money involved. All of them are right because that is what they believe. Again their mileage varies, nothing more and definately nothing wrong. It's life.

Originally Posted by BFDeal [View Original Post]

But if you think anything can develop from a "friendship" or "drinks" with a provider, and you "care" deeply for them, then you should take some of your hard-earned dough that you spend on this hobby and get some professional help.

So remember the following phrase: If you can't separate, masterbate.

I guess I will have to resolve myself to a lot of masterbation and psychoanalysis. Maybe I am the Don Quixiote of self service in this hobby. I have relationships with providers, past and current. I go to dinner, have drinks, talk about personal issues (both sides) and genuinely care. Not to all of them, to the ones I feel are actually wonderful human beings and I have developed a connection with. To many of you this is wrong. I don't do it for the free sex. It's been offered, but I have turned it down because of the feelings that are sometimes involved. It would be a sad world if people didn't connect because others saw it as wrong. We develop friendships in any business, hell it's mandatory in most businesses. Show me a good salesmen and tell me his best clients are not truely his friends. It's sad that some feel seeing a provider is like going to the dentist who uses laughing gas. Feels great during the filling and the nitrous oxide is flowing, but once it wears off and you have to pay the bill, reality sets in and it's time to get the hell out of dodge.

We all have ways in which our mileage varies. I like freckles. I like to watch. I think watching a woman in pleasure is hot, even if I am not the one providing the pleasure. I think being a swinger at times would be fun. I can distinguish sex from love and even if I don't love them, still love the sex. Sorry that this may bother many of you, but I think golden showers are strange. I once watched a guy pay $500 to a stripper to crap in a cup so he could eat it, and he did. To me that is strange. Not necessarily wrong, it just doesn't do it for me. That guy's mileage varies.

So I will, when possible, develop a relationship with a provider. Maybe I will live with one, marry one, die in the arms of one. Maybe I will love them or they will love me. We are hobbyists and they are providers, right? Wrong! They are people with feelings, cares, concerns, bad habits, sexuality, sadness and all the other things we are. We pay them so what. I pay my dentist for a service and never get a laugh, only bad gas.

FF.

PS. Some freckled women like me. Believe it or not.

**Ilapp** · 12-27-11 21:53

Originally Posted by Two Nutts [View Original Post]

I get one before and after my events with certain providers. Ms Elli, and Cate are two very fine huggers, and I believe they are genuine. The AMP girls always hug me when I leave, but those are more of the mother and law type hug. Which I always check to make sure that ol battle axe's hands are void of sharp objects before she wraps them around my back. I give FF and ILAPP a hug when I see them and bid them farewell for another 3-6 months. Not because we plan on spooning or having candlelite dinners folowed by handheld walks in the moonlite, but because its a friendship that is genuine, plus I know there will be several licked female freckles instore for the evening ahead, and many lap dances. BTW I'll be in Indy the 19th thru 22nd guy's. Save up your dollar bills.

TN

A little brohug don't make us queer now does it? I will be more than ready for it, duck season will be over and time some different kind of fowl.

**Davidonecall** · 12-27-11 19:48

Honestl I do understand what BB is saying. Is just that I visit a restarant more when I order coffee and pay for coffee but in some location they keep on refiling your cup and in some other you almost have to ask for a 2nd. When a provider start getting to close to you is time to stop visiting.

Originally Posted by BigMack [View Original Post]

I can see where BB is coming from and I do think in this economy with so many ladies in this many are giving you a goodbye kiss or hug to get return business. BB is I think just saying don't mistake that hug and kiss for closeness on her part. Is usually the lady trying to say in a nice way enjoyed our time and hope you come back again. If it is more about GF GFE then by all means be careful LOL Two good looks at the total situation.

**IrishLaddie** · 12-27-11 18:08

First time for everything,

Called for a girl I normally see off BP and her phone handler to me to review her soon and be nice to her, because the last time I put a review on here for one of her other girls she answers the phone for, I wasnt very nice and was mean according to her.

Yes, I was a little kurt, but I am getting sick and tired of all the fake pics and the shitty service out there. I am very nice to every lady I see, I am never rude but if you sell a bill of goods, don't expect everyone to be happy. Now, I am not going to continue to bash her, just give my review and move on. Several other SM's on this board have been very helpful to me and I will not give a good review to a chick that is not deserving of it. You put porn model images on your posts and look like her 50 year old grandmother, I am going to let the other fellas know. ONE TIME and move on.

**BigMack** · 12-26-11 10:55

I can see where BB is coming from and I do think in this economy with so many ladies in this many are giving you a goodbye kiss or hug to get return business. BB is I think just saying don't mistake that hug and kiss for closeness on her part. Is usually the lady trying to say in a nice way enjoyed our time and hope you come back again. If it is more about GF GFE then by all means be careful LOL Two good looks at the total situation.

**Member #6999** · 12-26-11 10:53

I get one before and after my events with certain providers. Ms Elli, and Cate are two very fine huggers, and I believe they are genuine. The AMP girls always hug me when I leave, but those are more of the mother and law type hug. Which I always check to make sure that ol battle axe's hands are void of sharp objects before she wraps them around my back. I give FF and ILAPP a hug when I see them and bid them farewell for another 3-6 months. Not because we plan on spooning or having candlelite dinners folowed by handheld walks in the moonlite, but because its a friendship that is genuine, plus I know there will be several licked female freckles instore for the evening ahead, and many lap dances. BTW I'll be in Indy the 19th thru 22nd guy's. Save up your dollar bills.

TN