Massage Parlor Reports

**Galaxyman12** · 01-04-12 08:53

Originally Posted by Pilot Aviator [View Original Post]

1. Find a place and make it your ATF place. Or visit a new place recommended by others.

2. Be a good (and polite) client. Make appointments, keep them. Call if you are going to be late.

3. Be appreciative when MMS greets you by name and wishes you a sincere Happy New Year or greets you as a potential new, long-term client. Pay the house fee.

4. Let your ATF (or new friend) Massage Therapist (MT) know you have dry skin. Ask if she can help.

5. Enjoy a great (soap-free, use the "liquid-soap" from the bottle and loofa) TS to wash away the cares of the day.

6. Enjoy an even better than usual Massage from your uniquely qualified and beautiful (if you are lucky) MT as she works high-quality moisturizing lotion into the dry skin.

7. Enjoy the hot-towel wipe off to remove the excess.

8. Be appreciative of the attention to detail as she assists you with shirt, sox, shoes.

9. Demonstrate your appreciation with an appropriate gratuity (as I say, be nice to the ladies).

10. Repeat frequently.

I did all these things today. I feel marvellous (and no longer dry-skin itchy).

PA

Well said PA

**Alpha D** · 01-03-12 22:38

Originally Posted by Morozek [View Original Post]

I thought that one was closed temporarily for "renovations"? Or do you mean the other one?

Every time I call, Mamasan tells me a new date. Beyond the one most recently published on the door. Yet they still have ads up. I don't know if they will come back. They spent some time revamping the place, but I hear through the grape vine that they had LEO and inspection problems. Could be haters at other spas or could be the truth. There is a kernel of truth in every lie.

**Alpha D** · 01-03-12 22:27

Originally Posted by MrSunnyHills [View Original Post]

$.5 is 150 or 50?

$0. 5 50?

How about this method. $50 = 50, $150 = 150.

If the amount is $50, obviously a full tip would be required. But if the amount is $150, the tip should normally be quite low, correct? Total should never be over $200 except for an all star. Then again, my mongering has been in other locales lately, so I'm less willing to pay the DC prices.

It's quite simple, really. Anything past the decimal is a part of one hundred dollars. Therefore .2 is twenty dollars. On the left of the decimal, one dollar sign is one hundred, two dollar signs is two hundred, etc. I am not sure if mongers got lazy at some point and decided that it was easier to put three dollar signs where a single dollar sign and a three would have been sufficient, or maybe they were trying to trick ol' LEO by leaving out the integers to the left of the decimal. Or, maybe it was something along the lines of a dining list. You know, $. Hamburger joint, $$. Medium chain restaurant, $$$. Fine dining, $$$$. There better be some great sex after this meal.

In any case, it has become the monger way. So leave the digits off to the left of the decimal and just use the good ol' USD sign for each hundred you forked over. If you tip, include it in the total amount. Two hundred for the service, seventy for the tip equals $$.7.

There are girls around here worth north of $$.

Thus endeth the lesson.

**Volvos40** · 01-03-12 20:02

Nope, not aware. Is that the SOP, she always passes you to the big apt bldg? So, nothing in the TH. Wow. I went to one in Sterling a year ago, mattress on the floor, but I've never wanted to take anything home with me, . Monger on, monger on.

Originally Posted by Galaxyman12 [View Original Post]

Congratulations. You visited the fccc. In the high-rise. Were you aware?

G-man

**Pilot Aviator** · 01-03-12 19:01

1. Find a place and make it your ATF place. Or visit a new place recommended by others.

2. Be a good (and polite) client. Make appointments, keep them. Call if you are going to be late.

3. Be appreciative when MMS greets you by name and wishes you a sincere Happy New Year or greets you as a potential new, long-term client. Pay the house fee.

4. Let your ATF (or new friend) Massage Therapist (MT) know you have dry skin. Ask if she can help.

5. Enjoy a great (soap-free, use the "liquid-soap" from the bottle and loofa) TS to wash away the cares of the day.

6. Enjoy an even better than usual Massage from your uniquely qualified and beautiful (if you are lucky) MT as she works high-quality moisturizing lotion into the dry skin.

7. Enjoy the hot-towel wipe off to remove the excess.

8. Be appreciative of the attention to detail as she assists you with shirt, sox, shoes.

9. Demonstrate your appreciation with an appropriate gratuity (as I say, be nice to the ladies).

10. Repeat frequently.

I did all these things today. I feel marvellous (and no longer dry-skin itchy).

PA

**Galaxyman12** · 01-01-12 23:27

Originally Posted by Volvos40 [View Original Post]

So the Chinese on Rt 50 have been pounding Craigslist for $60 massage. I have been getting the best hard massages from Chinese for the last several months in Tysons and Herndon. I called ahead, then got to the TH and she said they were too busy but could send me to an apt in a big apt bldg just a couple hundred yards away. She gives me a door code and apt number and I head up. Little Asian woman, maybe Chinese, around 50 let's me in, another younger Asian woman is in the LR. I pay the $60 fee, first asked if they could take a cc, but cash only. She walks me back to a bedroom, and I see the mattress on the floor. Should have just walked out. I lay on my back, and starts this little soft pressing motion, does the same on the legs, and after maybe 10 minutes asks me if that was all, or enough, or something stupid. So, I flip, and tell her how to do a massage, but it's hopeless, she has never done a massage in her life. I guess it was just a FS place, and that isn't what I wanted, and not with her. After about 10 more minutes of uncomfortable rubbing, she brings me off and I leave. I only had $15 cash left, so I gave it to her. After two years of mongering, I now look for a real massage, and avoid the rub-and-tug and the hard sell, and the 50-plus women, it just got old. I'm sticking with my young licensed Chinese therapists, that really know how to work muscles and stimulate senses.

Congratulations. You visited the fccc. In the high-rise. Were you aware?

G-man

**Jpacs111** · 12-31-11 16:50

Originally Posted by Mongeroose [View Original Post]

Returned to Peach to see KiKi after phoning ahead. Turns out that alias is lost on MMS. She suggested it may have been Micky or Vicky. Regardless none of those three were present. Drew Lucky ("Loo-ki"?) and decided on the half hour. She was 40 w / a gymnast's build and provided good TS without any games. Once on the heated table got switched to Kimberly for the massage. She appeared younger, taller, and very personable. Highly recommend. PM for details.

So I take it that Peach has reopened?

**MrSunnyHills** · 12-31-11 11:38

Originally Posted by Morozek [View Original Post]

$.5 for the hour is already discounted; normally price is $.6. Tip is not included. Be nice to the ladies, especially during the holiday season!

$.5 is 150 or 50?

$0. 5 50?

How about this method. $50 = 50, $150 = 150.

If the amount is $50, obviously a full tip would be required. But if the amount is $150, the tip should normally be quite low, correct? Total should never be over $200 except for an all star. Then again, my mongering has been in other locales lately, so I'm less willing to pay the DC prices.

**Volvos40** · 12-31-11 08:17

So the Chinese on Rt 50 have been pounding Craigslist for $60 massage. I have been getting the best hard massages from Chinese for the last several months in Tysons and Herndon. I called ahead, then got to the TH and she said they were too busy but could send me to an apt in a big apt bldg just a couple hundred yards away. She gives me a door code and apt number and I head up. Little Asian woman, maybe Chinese, around 50 let's me in, another younger Asian woman is in the LR. I pay the $60 fee, first asked if they could take a cc, but cash only. She walks me back to a bedroom, and I see the mattress on the floor. Should have just walked out. I lay on my back, and starts this little soft pressing motion, does the same on the legs, and after maybe 10 minutes asks me if that was all, or enough, or something stupid. So, I flip, and tell her how to do a massage, but it's hopeless, she has never done a massage in her life. I guess it was just a FS place, and that isn't what I wanted, and not with her. After about 10 more minutes of uncomfortable rubbing, she brings me off and I leave. I only had $15 cash left, so I gave it to her. After two years of mongering, I now look for a real massage, and avoid the rub-and-tug and the hard sell, and the 50-plus women, it just got old. I'm sticking with my young licensed Chinese therapists, that really know how to work muscles and stimulate senses.

**Morozek** · 12-30-11 21:36

Originally Posted by Nice 499 [View Original Post]

I called TCCC for the first time the other day. Mamasan quoted me $.5 for the hour. I wasn't sure of the cost structure so I decided to pass. Can anyone tell me if that quote is inclusive of the tip or would I be expected to pay more?

$.5 for the hour is already discounted; normally price is $.6. Tip is not included. Be nice to the ladies, especially during the holiday season!

**Nice 499** · 12-30-11 20:12

I called TCCC for the first time the other day. Mamasan quoted me $.5 for the hour. I wasn't sure of the cost structure so I decided to pass. Can anyone tell me if that quote is inclusive of the tip or would I be expected to pay more?

**LexLuther** · 12-28-11 19:14

Originally Posted by Oldtar [View Original Post]

To each his own. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I'm not looking for arm candy; I never see them in public. I'm looking for the best possible time doing the deed and I've found that older, more experienced ladies do it better. The last 20-something I saw was more interested in what was on the tv than she was in me, which was a total turn-off. Mr Johnson certainly doesn't care what they look like; only how they feel. Also, I've found that the older ladies are more open to different things, like DATY and are more reasonably priced. It's your money; see whomever you like and I'll see the ones I like. In any case, treat them well and they will treat you well.

Very well said. Couldn't agree more. Very often the older ladies are much more appreciative and more responsive, which, to me, is a big, big plus.

LexLuther

**Andrewsted** · 12-28-11 14:28

Went yesterday evening around 4:30 ish. Sorry to the Indian Monger that I ran into on my way out at around 5:15 pm.

Thye advertise 30 mins for $40. I think I was in there for more than 30 mins.

Providor was Suzi. Spent a long time on my stomach, flip came late. Massage was ok, no HE as previously reported.

**Exclient** · 12-27-11 20:39

Please please please. Looking for some lunchtime relief in OldTown, or anywhere close to the yellow metro, from Braddock Road to Huntington, or Blue line, from King St. To Springfield. PMs are WELCOME! Thank you. Ask me about MD and DC.