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12-11-11 18:39 #9591Senior Member

Posts: 103P. S. Marrett
Oh, and one other thing I forgot to mention in my last review; I didn't notice until this visit, but the tables here are heated. I'm not sure how common / standard this is across AMPs, since I just started in this hobby fairly recently and this was my first experience with the table heat turned on. But I thought it was a nice touch. Something to consider in the colder months.
Originally Posted by MickPK
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12-11-11 14:25 #9590Senior Member

Posts: 377Fu shen
Just got back from fu shen in quincy. Dana? Was my masseuse. Probably 40 years old nothing to write home about bit chubby. So so massage. I asked for hard but it was a typical non training massage. She answered phone one time during massage. No tease. On flip gave hammer jack mechanical ending. I couldn't cum and she told me to diy after 3 minutes of pumping. I won't repeat.
Looks 4.
Massage 4.
Technique1.
Damage 60+ 20.
Save your money and go somewhere else.
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12-11-11 13:48 #9589Regular Member

Posts: 22I will partially agree with that. I don't need drugs just give me some good pussy.
Originally Posted by Hugh Handsoman
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12-10-11 19:44 #9588Senior Member

Posts: 281It's Not incredible at all. Imagine getting 60-100+ an hour 6 to 10 times a day by every horny sex deprived Male without having any college degree or license? They can be opened in a week or so anywhere there is a storefront for the price of rent security and some bs furniture and posters. Even in our dead economy these places thrive.I can't blame any of them at all. I remember when real 20 year olds worked in AMPs 15 years ago with tight hard bodies built for what they were intended to do. Now that is incredible. Being on the either end of a Hot sexy POA. The main reason ED drugs were invented in the first place. I know they weren't invented for banging the ball and chain at home. There are other drugs to make you forget that.
Originally Posted by AsianLPGAfan
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12-10-11 18:11 #9587Senior Member

Posts: 279Age Calculator
Well, they say each calendar year is equivalent to about 7 years for a dog.
For an old hobbyist such as myself.... I, umm. 'scuse me, just fell asleep for a minute there. Where was I? Oh, yes, as an old hobbyist myself, I use a hand job calendar to mark the passage of time."26 hand jobs 'till Christmas," "186 hand jobs until I collect Social Security","12 hand jobs until my prescription for Viagra runs out."
For Asian women, add 10-15 years to their apparent ages. And if one tells you her age, add 10-15 years to get an approximate idea of what the PD report will read after INS, the locals, the FBI and the neighborhood anti-hand job squad have finished busting her for giving one hand job too many to some selfrighteous, obese, impotent namby pamby who speaks in tongues in church every Sunday, then locks the door to his den so he can jerk himself off while he looks at pictures of dwarves having sex with barnyard animals.
Originally Posted by AsianLPGAfan
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Last edited by Boston Ampfan; 12-10-11 at 18:13. Reason: Fell asleep while typing, had to wipe drool off keyboard
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12-10-11 15:52 #9586Banned Member

Posts: 1701Hit a nerve did I? No need to take it personal, it was meant to be taken as humor, but I suppose some "old guys" lose it, don't they TH?
Originally Posted by True Hobbiest
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Oh, and as far as the spelling mistake, it wasn't a spelling mistake. If you look at your keyboard, through you bifocals, you'll notice the letters r &e are side by side. So professor, I probably hit two letters at once, yawn. Sorry if my typing isn't up to par.
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12-10-11 14:47 #9585Regular Member

Posts: 5Black Tie. Norwell
Any mongers have intel on the massages at this spot? I've stopped in for a haircut and there are some nice looking ladies working. I saw a blonde come out from massage section that looked familiar from another spot so was wondering if there was promise although something tells me they are only legit.
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12-10-11 13:57 #9584Regular Member

Posts: 22Agree about Jessica Diva
Have seen Jessica a few times, she usually wears jeans so access is tough, she doesn't allow roaming of her breasts but touching her ass and other over clothes has been allowed. When she gets on the table like that with her legs at your head, is awesome! She allows gets on table and uses two hands and simulates likes she's riding you, but they may have just been since I got a 90 minute from her.
Originally Posted by Palatino314
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12-10-11 12:54 #9583Senior Member

Posts: 229Linda, I think
Many wonderful memories of that secret room in the back with the Asian masseuse, Linda I think. Would love to find her again.
Originally Posted by Stressed Out
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12-10-11 12:50 #9582Senior Member

Posts: 399"Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of "Insignificance" from the door."
Hey SS,
Originally Posted by Smoke Screen
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It is easy to be "Rude" as you often prove. Commenting when no comment is needed. But this is your history of "Insignificance". Oh, there is no "e" in boring, yawn.
Someday you may actually have a memory worth sharing.
TH
PS: I will repond no further on this subject. Let us get back to MPs.
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12-09-11 21:24 #9581Senior Member

Posts: 738The curvy freckled Red Head was named Lynn. Wow! That was 33 years ago.
Originally Posted by True Hobbiest
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12-09-11 20:24 #9580Senior Member

Posts: 279Your tax dollars.
Your tax dollars at work! I'm allowed to take a girl out to dinner, pay for her drinks, impress her with BS tales about how rich I am, then take her home, peel off her clothes, tell her to give me a handjob. All of which is legal. But if I cut to the chase and just say I'll give you money. Skip the drinks and dinner and the BS happy talk, save a few hours and just give me the handjob. And that merits a SWAT team. Tell me Eisenhower was wrong: The Military / Industrial Complex and the so called war on drugs has fueled a surge of spending on quasi military equipment, every local PD with a rack full of Uzi's. Not BS, right? All because "God" whispered in some delusional freak's ear that marriage is "sacred," so sex out of marriage is a "sin." Sometimes you gotta say: WTF! Sorry. I feel better now. I promise that I'll just go straight home from here.
Originally Posted by Sebastian6
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12-09-11 20:18 #9579Senior Member

Posts: 279Broadway
As I recall, they pretended they were a gym, no? I went in once, walked past the gym equipment, noticing the dust, and said: Can I have a massage? The screener at the desk said,""What? No massage here!" Actually, she was quite right as they offered no massage, only hand jobs.
Originally Posted by Adobe
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12-09-11 20:15 #9578Senior Member

Posts: 279Nursing Homes!
Smoke, I had to laugh when I read your posting. True, so true. But do have pity on an old man LOL. You, my son, will be an Old Monger one day and like some of us will be lost in the memories.
Originally Posted by Smoke Screen
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Last edited by Boston Ampfan; 12-09-11 at 20:16. Reason: Im so old I no longer remember WTF I edited this post!
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12-09-11 19:00 #9577Senior Member

Posts: 657The ages always amaze me So how close are out "AMP' estimates?
When we read these stories isn't incredible how old these gals that get busted ages are reported often late 40's to 50's.
Originally Posted by Sebastian6
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