Massage Parlor Reports

**Boston Ampfan** · 12-10-11 18:11

Well, they say each calendar year is equivalent to about 7 years for a dog.

For an old hobbyist such as myself.... I, umm. 'scuse me, just fell asleep for a minute there. Where was I? Oh, yes, as an old hobbyist myself, I use a hand job calendar to mark the passage of time."26 hand jobs 'till Christmas," "186 hand jobs until I collect Social Security","12 hand jobs until my prescription for Viagra runs out."

For Asian women, add 10-15 years to their apparent ages. And if one tells you her age, add 10-15 years to get an approximate idea of what the PD report will read after INS, the locals, the FBI and the neighborhood anti-hand job squad have finished busting her for giving one hand job too many to some selfrighteous, obese, impotent namby pamby who speaks in tongues in church every Sunday, then locks the door to his den so he can jerk himself off while he looks at pictures of dwarves having sex with barnyard animals.

Originally Posted by AsianLPGAfan [View Original Post]

When we read these stories isn't incredible how old these gals that get busted ages are reported often late 40's to 50's.

**Smoke Screen** · 12-10-11 15:52

Originally Posted by True Hobbiest [View Original Post]

Hey SS,

It is easy to be "Rude" as you often prove. Commenting when no comment is needed. But this is your history of "Insignificance". Oh, there is no "e" in boring, yawn.

Someday you may actually have a memory worth sharing.

TH.

PS: I will repond no further on this subject. Let us get back to MPs.

Hit a nerve did I? No need to take it personal, it was meant to be taken as humor, but I suppose some "old guys" lose it, don't they TH?

Oh, and as far as the spelling mistake, it wasn't a spelling mistake. If you look at your keyboard, through you bifocals, you'll notice the letters r &e are side by side. So professor, I probably hit two letters at once, yawn. Sorry if my typing isn't up to par.

**Playthegame** · 12-10-11 14:47

Any mongers have intel on the massages at this spot? I've stopped in for a haircut and there are some nice looking ladies working. I saw a blonde come out from massage section that looked familiar from another spot so was wondering if there was promise although something tells me they are only legit.

**Trumoose23** · 12-10-11 13:57

Originally Posted by Palatino314 [View Original Post]

Went back to diva spa, looking for one of alice's great massages. Got there and alice was busy so she brought me a new girl jessica. Probably mid-30s, but pretty (maybe a 7). She was dressed conservatively, but nice. She started out pretty gently so then I thought oh man it's going to be just a soft body rub and then a he. But then she started getting into and actually gave a pretty good massage. I'd been pretty stressed out so that was what I needed. When she got to my legs she worked her way up and down and then spent some time massaging my inner thigh and then working around the boys, but directly on them. I gave her access, and she spent some more time there. On the flip, with about 10 minutes left she asked me if I wanted anything else. I pointed down and she started lubing up her hands. Decent HJ, but I think her teasing before worked up one of the bigger loads I'd had in a while. (hadn't expected it since I had self-released multiple times in the past 24 hrs. I know tmi.) she then did a bit more on my hands and head and we were done. Damage: 7 up front. 2 for tip. I didn't try for any otc or utc access, but I can say her on her knees on the table between my legs working me was a nice picture framed in my memory.

Alice said she's have more new girls next week. Might check in then, but diva's always a good bet.

Have seen Jessica a few times, she usually wears jeans so access is tough, she doesn't allow roaming of her breasts but touching her ass and other over clothes has been allowed. When she gets on the table like that with her legs at your head, is awesome! She allows gets on table and uses two hands and simulates likes she's riding you, but they may have just been since I got a 90 minute from her.

**Fluff** · 12-10-11 12:54

Originally Posted by Stressed Out [View Original Post]

Not only was it on the 2nd floor but it had a very long staircase that although it was inside the bldg it was very visible from the outside. And I spent many evenings in the tv room just talking to the girls or watching those gents that came in and were 'nervous' as hell and didn't know what to do. How many of you remember the 'secret room' that those who were in favour with the girls and mama got to go with very extended possibilities? There wasn't much to it but I had a lot of great times in that little room. And not to bring up something rather left unsaid. But the hot tub. How many guys do you think plppe themselves in there after a session? Yuck!

And on another memory trip. How many of you frequented the 2 ladies at the bowling alley?

Many wonderful memories of that secret room in the back with the Asian masseuse, Linda I think. Would love to find her again.

**True Hobbiest** · 12-10-11 12:50

Originally Posted by Smoke Screen [View Original Post]

I don't mean to be rude, well at least not too rude, but what's with all the awakening of old, very old, memories? Can we get back to the present? Sorry, but this is really boreing.

Hey SS,

It is easy to be "Rude" as you often prove. Commenting when no comment is needed. But this is your history of "Insignificance". Oh, there is no "e" in boring, yawn.

Someday you may actually have a memory worth sharing.

TH

PS: I will repond no further on this subject. Let us get back to MPs.

**Cobalt Blue** · 12-09-11 21:24

Originally Posted by True Hobbiest [View Original Post]

Yes, Lowell had it all, the Finnlander had this curvy freckled Red Head who loved it sometimes more than her customers did, then there was the place on central street with a dark haired MILF who ended up years later providing out of her upscale home in Andover. Plus, so many strip clubs with SW at all of the them with prices even at the time were cheap. Funny thing, most were single moms with no drug isssues. Yea, that is when a shot could cure anything you might at the time pick up. I was just out of my teens and started on my path in the Hobby, Lowell (and the old Combat zone) taught it all to me, SWs, strippers, MPs. No web sites, no forums, just foot work and a smooth delivery, oh, and a young cock that never quit. I cannot even imagine what I would have been like if I had the tools I have today."Those were the days, OH, yes, those were the days".

Stay safe and play safe,

TH

The curvy freckled Red Head was named Lynn. Wow! That was 33 years ago.

**Boston Ampfan** · 12-09-11 20:24

Your tax dollars at work! I'm allowed to take a girl out to dinner, pay for her drinks, impress her with BS tales about how rich I am, then take her home, peel off her clothes, tell her to give me a handjob. All of which is legal. But if I cut to the chase and just say I'll give you money. Skip the drinks and dinner and the BS happy talk, save a few hours and just give me the handjob. And that merits a SWAT team. Tell me Eisenhower was wrong: The Military / Industrial Complex and the so called war on drugs has fueled a surge of spending on quasi military equipment, every local PD with a rack full of Uzi's. Not BS, right? All because "God" whispered in some delusional freak's ear that marriage is "sacred," so sex out of marriage is a "sin." Sometimes you gotta say: WTF! Sorry. I feel better now. I promise that I'll just go straight home from here.

Originally Posted by Sebastian6 [View Original Post]

An Asian woman offering massage services, with extras, out of an apartment complex in Stoneham was busted. I hadn't seen her ads before.

http://stoneham.patch.com/articles/n...ors-to-clients

**Boston Ampfan** · 12-09-11 20:18

As I recall, they pretended they were a gym, no? I went in once, walked past the gym equipment, noticing the dust, and said: Can I have a massage? The screener at the desk said,""What? No massage here!" Actually, she was quite right as they offered no massage, only hand jobs.

Originally Posted by Adobe [View Original Post]

Broadway Health. That was the place that supposedly had cameras spying on customers, right? Still, it was a great place, with younger ladies who for a reasonable tip would give the happiest of endings and almost always allow ample UTC roaming with unrestricted digital (don't mean computers) probing.

**Boston Ampfan** · 12-09-11 20:15

Smoke, I had to laugh when I read your posting. True, so true. But do have pity on an old man LOL. You, my son, will be an Old Monger one day and like some of us will be lost in the memories.

Originally Posted by Smoke Screen [View Original Post]

I don't mean to be rude, well at least not too rude, but what's with all the awakening of old, very old, memories? Can we get back to the present? Sorry, but this is really boreing.

**AsianLPGAfan** · 12-09-11 19:00

Originally Posted by Sebastian6 [View Original Post]

An Asian woman offering massage services, with extras, out of an apartment complex in Stoneham was busted. I hadn't seen her ads before.

http://stoneham.patch.com/articles/n...ors-to-clients

When we read these stories isn't incredible how old these gals that get busted ages are reported often late 40's to 50's.

**GoodTimeMan** · 12-09-11 17:51

Originally Posted by Sebastian6 [View Original Post]

An Asian woman offering massage services, with extras, out of an apartment complex in Stoneham was busted. I hadn't seen her ads before.

http://stoneham.patch.com/articles/n...ors-to-clients

The ads in BP always stated a location near Stoneham like Woburn or Melrose. I called a couple weeks ago and she gave me the address of the Bank across the street. I thought that odd. Called again and she gave the correct address which can be seen from the bank lot and told to drive to apt lot across the street, walk to front door and call again. I could see a guy sitting on the steps and didn't get a good feeling so bolted. She called back "Where you go?" and I explained I left as the setup was not comfortable for me. Glad I did.

**Sebastian6** · 12-09-11 16:17

An Asian woman offering massage services, with extras, out of an apartment complex in Stoneham was busted. I hadn't seen her ads before.

http://stoneham.patch.com/articles/n...ors-to-clients

**Palatino314** · 12-09-11 15:03

Went back to diva spa, looking for one of alice's great massages. Got there and alice was busy so she brought me a new girl jessica. Probably mid-30s, but pretty (maybe a 7). She was dressed conservatively, but nice. She started out pretty gently so then I thought oh man it's going to be just a soft body rub and then a he. But then she started getting into and actually gave a pretty good massage. I'd been pretty stressed out so that was what I needed. When she got to my legs she worked her way up and down and then spent some time massaging my inner thigh and then working around the boys, but directly on them. I gave her access, and she spent some more time there. On the flip, with about 10 minutes left she asked me if I wanted anything else. I pointed down and she started lubing up her hands. Decent HJ, but I think her teasing before worked up one of the bigger loads I'd had in a while. (hadn't expected it since I had self-released multiple times in the past 24 hrs. I know tmi.) she then did a bit more on my hands and head and we were done. Damage: 7 up front. 2 for tip. I didn't try for any otc or utc access, but I can say her on her knees on the table between my legs working me was a nice picture framed in my memory.

Alice said she's have more new girls next week. Might check in then, but diva's always a good bet.

**Smoke Screen** · 12-09-11 14:26

I don't mean to be rude, well at least not too rude, but what's with all the awakening of old, very old, memories? Can we get back to the present? Sorry, but this is really boreing.