Massage Parlor Reports

**Kenzowilluta** · 12-08-11 01:35

These ladies, as there were two at the location during my massage (if that what it was). Very unprofessional, especially since the fee was $80. I don't care about the money, but don't try to stiff me for no reason. I was in the warren area, I got there asked if I could take a shower, since I was in workclothes. Unfortunately, this was part of my massage time. Even though I was there 10mins before my scheduled time. Then I was asked if I needed a shower afterwards since there was another client coming. However 35 mins into the massage I was told my time was almost up and did I need a shower? I said no. She said well ok I am done. I am like really? She was like yeah your time is up, I explained to her and her boss / pimp or whoever that lady was, that I was only massaged for an hour and what was up. The girl said, you took a shower before. I was like I wish I was told that. Anyway, I paid my money I didn't feel like causing a scene. So, fellow brothers don't patronize these ladies please. The worst part, is the girl massaged me in street clothes, who does that? At least wear scrubs or something that looks clinical or therapuetic. And the lotion out of a nivea bottle? Wow. Be careful guys, do not waste your time or money.

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**Devin226** · 12-07-11 17:30

Are there any massage girls out there that are under the age of 40, decently good looking, and in GOOD SHAPE? (no fat rolls or belly's). If so, where?

Seems like a lot of them are old, ugly, or chubby. I'm not into that.

**NastyNardo** · 12-07-11 09:41

Hit this place up last night. Greeted by older asian woman. Said. 6 for the hour. She was clear to specify massage only. She seemed a little uneasy as I was a first time customer. Got a hell of a massage she was very good at what she did. No extras this time but may be a possibility with a different girl or going a few more times. I did give her a. 3 tip since the massage was that damn good and let her know that there is more money to be made. Will prob go again to see if I get a dif girl or maybe a little extra. But I will say the massage was well worth it.

**TedKr** · 12-06-11 23:54

The dream I had left a lot to be desired. The pics are not the same gal. Her place made me feel uneasy. I would repeat for half the price in a pinch.

**JoesParty** · 12-06-11 10:03

Originally Posted by TwistedBrother [View Original Post]

Just so you don't think the girl in the pic is the actual provider. Maybe the daughter of the provider.

Ha! Wait, you mean they're not all supermodels? Haven't had a chance to try this yet, but will report when I do.

**TwistedBrother** · 12-06-11 04:13

Just so you don't think the girl in the pic is the actual provider. Maybe the daughter of the provider.

Originally Posted by JoesParty [View Original Post]

Holy shit, this place isn't far from my office. If it's any good, I may go broke! Nice find.

**Member #4206** · 12-05-11 18:25

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...2-6748/7437058

Anyone seen this girl? I called once and asked about her draping policy, didn't seem very friendly and I noticed that the pics change.

**More Thrills** · 12-05-11 08:42

Originally Posted by Klala [View Original Post]

Getting back to M-1 can we can get a break down of each of these girls. I know who shampoo is.

From what I know there's Tutu, Banana, and Bebe which is normally the new girl that gets rotated there.

Saw Banana a few days ago. She carries a few extra pounds. Lackluster performance. Just going through the motions. Had planned to try A-ACU at Tel & 7 Mile but they were busy and said come back in an hour. Although I've read on here their services are limited, I think that would have been the better choice.

**Klala** · 12-03-11 20:38

Getting back to M-1 can we can get a break down of each of these girls. I know who shampoo is.

From what I know there's Tutu, Banana, and Bebe which is normally the new girl that gets rotated there.

**Guy1000** · 12-03-11 17:21

Originally Posted by Tremolo [View Original Post]

Pace yourself. LOL.

I'm all for new business moving into downtown Detroit. And in this particular case, the local economy isn't the only thing getting stimulated.

Ha!

He will be here all week folks.

**Tremolo** · 12-03-11 13:07

Originally Posted by JoesParty [View Original Post]

Holy shit, this place isn't far from my office. If it's any good, I may go broke! Nice find.

Pace yourself. LOL.

I'm all for new business moving into downtown Detroit. And in this particular case, the local economy isn't the only thing getting stimulated.

**Wiggles0923** · 12-03-11 09:57

I read somewhere else that a guy went here and asked for some extras and the lady told him not to come back. From what I understand it is just sexy girls giving a legit massage and hair cut.

Originally Posted by Darkbcl [View Original Post]

Any intel on this location the girls look pretty hot.

http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/thp/2731525851.html

**JoesParty** · 12-02-11 22:10

Originally Posted by Tremolo [View Original Post]

Just discovered this ad:

http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/thp/2732054163.html

New place, just opened. FYI.

Holy shit, this place isn't far from my office. If it's any good, I may go broke! Nice find.

**KittyChaser010** · 12-02-11 18:23

Originally Posted by Tremolo [View Original Post]

I've never seen her. Mainly because of the reports I've read. Many guys have reported similar experiences as yours, that she talks negatively about other massage providers and she calls guys that seek out extras "perverts" etc. She is definitely misleading in her ads, and then it seems like she gets you in there and makes you feel like shit, all the while acting self righteous and having opinions about other massage providers. I'm really glad you called her out on this BS. I've read several reviews about her, and she sounds like she is an angry, crazy, man-hating woman or something. It's like she gets off on baiting us to come to her for a massage, and then pulls her little routine. She definitely puts a lot of effort into it too. Her ads are crazy looking with all of those emoticons and paragraphs of text with cute little pictures. WEIRD.

Anyway, thanks for the post. I hope more guys become aware of her antics and avoid this wacko.

No problem I think people like that should be called out. Listen, don't get me wrong I don't have a problem with anyone who chooses not to offer extras. There are plenty of men who really just go for a really good massage and don't want extras. But these guys are not usually wanting to go to a place where draping is optional. When I feel it's a problem is when you post provocative photos and use language in you ad and phone conversation to yell you what they know you want to hear just to get you in the door then scolds you for why you came and them demean every other provider that caters to your preferences. I think if you're going to advertise especially in a place where 90% of the people are offering what you are NOT, I think you should be very up front about your services. Many people post to BP and say its a therapeutic massage nothing else. Then you have a choice to go here or not. I just don't like it when somebody tries to trick me into something. That's where my problem with her is and her attitude.

**KittyChaser010** · 12-02-11 18:12

Originally Posted by Tremolo [View Original Post]

I've never seen her. Mainly because of the reports I've read. Many guys have reported similar experiences as yours, that she talks negatively about other massage providers and she calls guys that seek out extras "perverts" etc. She is definitely misleading in her ads, and then it seems like she gets you in there and makes you feel like shit, all the while acting self righteous and having opinions about other massage providers. I'm really glad you called her out on this BS. I've read several reviews about her, and she sounds like she is an angry, crazy, man-hating woman or something. It's like she gets off on baiting us to come to her for a massage, and then pulls her little routine. She definitely puts a lot of effort into it too. Her ads are crazy looking with all of those emoticons and paragraphs of text with cute little pictures. WEIRD.

Anyway, thanks for the post. I hope more guys become aware of her antics and avoid this wacko.

No problem I think people like that should be called out. Listen, don't get me wrong I don't have a problem with anyone who chooses not to offer extras. There are plenty of men who really just go for a really good massage and don't want extras. But these guys are not usually wanting to go to a place where draping is optional. When I feel it's a problem is when you post provocative photos and use language in you ad and phone conversation to yell you what they know you want to hear just to get you in the door then scolds you for why you came and them demean every other provider that caters to your preferences. I think if you're going to advertise especially in a place where 90% of the people are offering what you are NOT, I think you should be very up front about your services. Many people post to BP and say its a therapeutic massage nothing else. Then you have a choice to go here or not. I just don't like it when somebody tries to trick me into something. That's where my problem with her is and her attitude.