Massage Parlor Reports

[Guy1000]

Pace yourself. LOL.

I'm all for new business moving into downtown Detroit. And in this particular case, the local economy isn't the only thing getting stimulated.

Ha!

He will be here all week folks.

[Tremolo]

Holy shit, this place isn't far from my office. If it's any good, I may go broke! Nice find.

Pace yourself. LOL.

I'm all for new business moving into downtown Detroit. And in this particular case, the local economy isn't the only thing getting stimulated.

[Wiggles0923]

I read somewhere else that a guy went here and asked for some extras and the lady told him not to come back. From what I understand it is just sexy girls giving a legit massage and hair cut.

Any intel on this location the girls look pretty hot.

http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/thp/2731525851.html

[JoesParty]

Just discovered this ad:

http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/thp/2732054163.html

New place, just opened. FYI.

Holy shit, this place isn't far from my office. If it's any good, I may go broke! Nice find.

[KittyChaser010]

I've never seen her. Mainly because of the reports I've read. Many guys have reported similar experiences as yours, that she talks negatively about other massage providers and she calls guys that seek out extras "perverts" etc. She is definitely misleading in her ads, and then it seems like she gets you in there and makes you feel like shit, all the while acting self righteous and having opinions about other massage providers. I'm really glad you called her out on this BS. I've read several reviews about her, and she sounds like she is an angry, crazy, man-hating woman or something. It's like she gets off on baiting us to come to her for a massage, and then pulls her little routine. She definitely puts a lot of effort into it too. Her ads are crazy looking with all of those emoticons and paragraphs of text with cute little pictures. WEIRD.

Anyway, thanks for the post. I hope more guys become aware of her antics and avoid this wacko.

No problem I think people like that should be called out. Listen, don't get me wrong I don't have a problem with anyone who chooses not to offer extras. There are plenty of men who really just go for a really good massage and don't want extras. But these guys are not usually wanting to go to a place where draping is optional. When I feel it's a problem is when you post provocative photos and use language in you ad and phone conversation to yell you what they know you want to hear just to get you in the door then scolds you for why you came and them demean every other provider that caters to your preferences. I think if you're going to advertise especially in a place where 90% of the people are offering what you are NOT, I think you should be very up front about your services. Many people post to BP and say its a therapeutic massage nothing else. Then you have a choice to go here or not. I just don't like it when somebody tries to trick me into something. That's where my problem with her is and her attitude.

[KittyChaser010]

I've never seen her. Mainly because of the reports I've read. Many guys have reported similar experiences as yours, that she talks negatively about other massage providers and she calls guys that seek out extras "perverts" etc. She is definitely misleading in her ads, and then it seems like she gets you in there and makes you feel like shit, all the while acting self righteous and having opinions about other massage providers. I'm really glad you called her out on this BS. I've read several reviews about her, and she sounds like she is an angry, crazy, man-hating woman or something. It's like she gets off on baiting us to come to her for a massage, and then pulls her little routine. She definitely puts a lot of effort into it too. Her ads are crazy looking with all of those emoticons and paragraphs of text with cute little pictures. WEIRD.

Anyway, thanks for the post. I hope more guys become aware of her antics and avoid this wacko.

No problem I think people like that should be called out. Listen, don't get me wrong I don't have a problem with anyone who chooses not to offer extras. There are plenty of men who really just go for a really good massage and don't want extras. But these guys are not usually wanting to go to a place where draping is optional. When I feel it's a problem is when you post provocative photos and use language in you ad and phone conversation to yell you what they know you want to hear just to get you in the door then scolds you for why you came and them demean every other provider that caters to your preferences. I think if you're going to advertise especially in a place where 90% of the people are offering what you are NOT, I think you should be very up front about your services. Many people post to BP and say its a therapeutic massage nothing else. Then you have a choice to go here or not. I just don't like it when somebody tries to trick me into something. That's where my problem with her is and her attitude.

[Tremolo]

Just discovered this ad:

http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/thp/2732054163.html

New place, just opened. FYI.

[Tremolo]

Backpage. Com detroit services detroit therapeutic massage.

Ok this is a girl who makes it sound like you will leave happy but you will leave with blue balls trust me. Draping was optional, massage was ok but the whole time she was talking crap about the other sps who provide extras. And talking about the guys that go there. After about 30 minutes of this I finally told her maybe these services they provide keep their customers coming back. And that's why we go there. I told her from reading her ad I felt that she is misleading people. I explained that I too visit some of these girls and don't go to places where I leave with extra tension than before I came. This seemed to piss her off, but at this point I didn't care because I wanted her to just shut up so I could get this over with. She's a pretty girl, nice bod but her attitude sucks and I hate when sp's try to put down other sp's for what they do. I will not ever repeat again. Plus I paid the same price I'd pay a girl to leave happy. At the end she apologized if she offendede and tried to give me a business card with a 10% discount but I told her no thanks. I'm one of the creepy guys you were talking about the whole massage so I think I'll take my money to the girls who you feel are sluts. She looked surprised I was so forward with her. Usually I'm polite but this chick definetly needed to be put in her place. I warn do not go to her unless you want strictly a massage and if you don't mind being scolded like a child. Maybe YMMV, but I seriously doubt it.

Happy hunting, be safe guys

I've never seen her. Mainly because of the reports I've read. Many guys have reported similar experiences as yours, that she talks negatively about other massage providers and she calls guys that seek out extras "perverts" etc. She is definitely misleading in her ads, and then it seems like she gets you in there and makes you feel like shit, all the while acting self righteous and having opinions about other massage providers. I'm really glad you called her out on this BS. I've read several reviews about her, and she sounds like she is an angry, crazy, man-hating woman or something. It's like she gets off on baiting us to come to her for a massage, and then pulls her little routine. She definitely puts a lot of effort into it too. Her ads are crazy looking with all of those emoticons and paragraphs of text with cute little pictures. WEIRD.

Anyway, thanks for the post. I hope more guys become aware of her antics and avoid this wacko.

[KittyChaser010]

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Ok this is a girl who makes it sound like you will leave happy but you will leave with blue balls trust me. Draping was optional, massage was ok but the whole time she was talking crap about the other sps who provide extras. And talking about the guys that go there. After about 30 minutes of this I finally told her maybe these services they provide keep their customers coming back. And that's why we go there. I told her from reading her ad I felt that she is misleading people. I explained that I too visit some of these girls and don't go to places where I leave with extra tension than before I came. This seemed to piss her off, but at this point I didn't care because I wanted her to just shut up so I could get this over with. She's a pretty girl, nice bod but her attitude sucks and I hate when sp's try to put down other sp's for what they do. I will not ever repeat again. Plus I paid the same price I'd pay a girl to leave happy. At the end she apologized if she offendede and tried to give me a business card with a 10% discount but I told her no thanks. I'm one of the creepy guys you were talking about the whole massage so I think I'll take my money to the girls who you feel are sluts. She looked surprised I was so forward with her. Usually I'm polite but this chick definetly needed to be put in her place. I warn do not go to her unless you want strictly a massage and if you don't mind being scolded like a child. Maybe YMMV, but I seriously doubt it.

Happy hunting, be safe guys

[Sobe69]

Any intel on this location the girls look pretty hot.

http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/thp/2731525851.html

[Sobe69]

Been a regular dreamer of this CMT. The best massage I have ever had but the issue is she is super hot and wears sexy tight outfits. I have never asked for a menu and was never given one. Did not want to spoil a great non spa massage therapist. Leaving this one felling relaxed but with blue balls.

http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/thp/2693257234.html

[Sobe69]

Any intel on summer? Dreamed about her a few months ago. Great nude massage, awesome MILF body and was allowed to wonder on the outside of her body. Excellt HJ but pretty pricey at over 1. Anyone dramed her and gotten anything added to the menu?

http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs.uch-36/6793622

[KittyChaser010]

FS is on the menu. As others have said, it's 2 women, one younger looking, maybe early to mid 30's, the other is definitely in her 40's. Both generally plain, but attractive, bodies are nice, but not special, no dominating feature. The younger one speaks great english and gives a great massage. The older one is much more playful and seems to want to get to the action. I've been there a number of times (and seen them at other locations) , so maybe there is a familiarity. But yes, everything is on the menu.

Ok I see where you're talking about didn't read back far enough. Thanks for the intel will be visiting and reporting soon!

Happy hunting

[KittyChaser010]

FS is on the menu. As others have said, it's 2 women, one younger looking, maybe early to mid 30's, the other is definitely in her 40's. Both generally plain, but attractive, bodies are nice, but not special, no dominating feature. The younger one speaks great english and gives a great massage. The older one is much more playful and seems to want to get to the action. I've been there a number of times (and seen them at other locations) , so maybe there is a familiarity. But yes, everything is on the menu.

What place are you guys talking about? I'm a sucker for some new Asian vjj

[KittyChaser010]

I've been seeing Katherine for a few years now. I have never gotten more then a massage. I will say the one reasone I see her is because see give the best deep tissue massage around. See does work your body hard and all the way up to the boy's, but never enough to get you hard. Just my 2 cents hope this helps.

Thanks for the info I really appreciate it. I was going to try her again since its draping optional now. Glad you gave me the heads up before I wasted my time and money. When I see draping optional, I usually think at least HJ finish. Thanks for the intel. Although you're right it is a good massage.