Massage Parlor Reports

[Lane Narrows]

After finishing at the gym last weekend I decided to get the muscles worked to alleviate some of the after-workout aches. Anne was the only therapist there when I arrived, so it was Hobson's choice on that score. She had been my therapist on a previous visit and, even though that previous session was unusual, having her as a therapist again wasn't a problem. I paid her the. 8 house fee; then, undressed while she got the shower ready. (FYI, it's a standup DIY stall, but the water is warm and the facility is clean.) After the shower, I dry off and go back to the room for a full hour's worth of having my muscles worked over and soothed. Like last time, the session was unusual for the amount of conversation (LOTS) and her giddy behavior. She was always joking and finding funny things to talk about (even commenting that I looked like Rowan Atkinson, the British actor who notable for his Mr. Bean character). The reason I say it was an unusual session is because, with the conversation and jovial demeanor, it was a bit difficult to just relax. But, she means well and gives a good rubdown. The session lasted at least an hour, sans any interruptions, and standard for this location. She offered bottled water at the conclusion. I was going to tip. 8 but realized that I only had. 6 remaining in my pocket. Offered to retrieve another. 2 from the car, since the workout was worth it, but she declined (even though I said it would be no problem and repeated my offer twice more). Will I return? Probably so, although it'll be at a time when I don't mind the extra conversation. (This time around, I just wasn't really looking for a lot of conversation. I just wanted to drift off into Netherland for the hour. Oh, well, nothing's pecfect.) If you go and happen to draw Anne, treat her nicely (as the Pilot always says). But, be aware upfront that this gal likes to converse with her customers. Any questions, please send me a BC note and, depending on how well I know you or what your post history reveals, I'll try to answer any questions you might have.

R:R

Cleanliness

Shower: 9. 5 (clean stall)

Room: 10 (clean sheets; changed after session)

Convenience: 9 (easy access / good parking)

Discreetness: 9. 5 (quiet location)

Safety: 9. 5 (no loiterers; well-lit location)

Selection: 4 (based on prior visits)

I have seen Anne / Annie a few times (and reviewed her in another venue) and agree she is a little bubbly and yes, kind of giddy. On the plus side, she is very kind and has never tried to upsell me or complained about the tip. I find my trips out that way to be worth it. Great review and I concur with your conclusions completely. Like PA says, be nice to the ladies.

[BobJones2011]

From INSIDENOVA. COM: "A task force of federal agents and local police officers Friday raided Eva Health Therapy on Crestwood Drive in the Manassas area. Police said those arrests were the result of a nearly two-month investigation following several complaints of prostitution at the spa." Drove by on my way home from work tonight just to check and they are closed, at least for now. Haven't seen any reports of patrons being caught up in the raid, but, Feds, yikes. Be careful out there.

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That is too bad, I use to dream about Eva in the late 1990's and it was fabulous! Never too full but very satisfied. Doesn't the Feds have bigger criminals to catch.

[OneHitWonders]

I noticed a new place at the sterling blvd area. TOFTT visit since I didn't see any posts here. They have grand open special for house, but kicker is you pay extra for TS. So essentially its standard house fee. I had cc for therapy. She is typical nova provider in age and look, however, she is thin. Some red flags I should have known by now. Towel on during entire session even with flip. Provider had on pants and a jacket. Yes, jacket. (cold outside was her excuse) This ended with no finish (we don't do that here, maybe next time) shenanigan. So I'm out of luck here. Maybe youll do better than me. This is the same area AO natural was and boy that place was so much better.

Good Day

I remember AO Natural (few years back!). I recall this place having a Chinese staff as well. Beautiful ladies. I miss them too!

[OneHitWonders]

I noticed a new place at the sterling blvd area. TOFTT visit since I didn't see any posts here. They have grand open special for house, but kicker is you pay extra for TS. So essentially its standard house fee. I had cc for therapy. She is typical nova provider in age and look, however, she is thin. Some red flags I should have known by now. Towel on during entire session even with flip. Provider had on pants and a jacket. Yes, jacket. (cold outside was her excuse) This ended with no finish (we don't do that here, maybe next time) shenanigan. So I'm out of luck here. Maybe youll do better than me. This is the same area AO natural was and boy that place was so much better.

Good Day

Not me. I have been there a couple of times. Never received any extras. If she keeps her jacket on, Your right, not a good thing. Not a fan of their table shower but I do like their massage.

[OneHitWonders]

Long time viewer, first time poster. Nearly ten years away before I recently got back into the swing of things again. Started at the Tysons fruit place before "the incident" and name change. Told me her name was Candy. Late 30s perhaps. Rail thin. A lot of makeup. Bikini top. Very friendly. TS was nice, hit all the right places. Led back to the room. Good massage, not shy at all. Flipped, standard, roaming allowed, happy camper. Tipped. 6. Haven't been back since. That thing. But curious if she's still around anywhere. Not really my type but service makes it worth a repeat.

A few weeks later, shocked and appalled to find everything shut down so early. When the bleep did that happen. Intense searching on BP led to G Acupressure in Herndon since they were the only place the answered my call that late. First red flag, provider fully clothed. Second, wanted. 4 for half hour. Why so low? Massage was straight forward. No inkling of a hint of any extras. Fled and tried to forget the entire evening.

A little after that, found a place off Tyco in Tysons (PM for name). Secluded location. Semi-friendly service. Fully clothed provider. Was starting to feel that wasted time feeling when the flip came. Surprise standard finish, though roaming highly discouraged. Tipped average for average. Will not repeat. But may try the other place right next door.

I have been to the Tysons Fruit Place several times. In my opinion they have the better looking and younger therapists in that area and usually provide the best services. Rarely, you will leave disappointed. I have experienced both good and bad at Fruit.

[Exclient]

Hello all. I rtff-ed and that left me with my question unanswered, or at least, not to my satisfaction.

I started a new job somewhere between eisenhower ave. Metro stop, and the Jameson st. Grill, by the court house.

And for the short-term, I am retiring somewhere close to TC Williams / Bradley shop center.

Are there any spas worth visiting in and around lunch time or after work in this area? My limitation is that I am on foot or public transportation. Possibly a cab.

You can PM me if necessary.

Thanks

[RawDoggin]

Legit Place, nice massage. Nothing to write home about.

www.chdayspa.com

Also, a place near by, one where you'd find the Imperial Guard stationed in a Capital City, appears to be closed. At least the few times I've been past it recently, the open sign hasn't been lit.

[Pilot Aviator]

I saw my favorite MMS twice this week.

Once, I visited eventhough my ATF was absent that day (I knew she was absent, but I needed a good massagi). MMS reminded me I'd see "a new girl". But MMS also told the new girl I was a good client, and so I received a good TS and massage. One most would rate very good to excellent without bother or upsell.

Four days later, my ATF was back, and so was I.

Great visit. She truly gives an exceptional therapuetic massage. She works the knots out of my back and shoulder better than any chiropractor I know. And her smile can warm the coldest winter day.

Although I visit other locations, I most often patronize my favorite MMS place. Because, at least in my experience, it is always much better when they know you, and expect you to return. FWIW, you might consider cultivating a place or two. And you may find the total visit much more enjoyable when you don't focus on your last two or three minutes, but actually get into the total experiece. Being welcomed, escorted to a nice room, provided a little privacy to change, pass a pleasantry or two with you therapist, have a great scrub, perhaps a few minutes in the sauna, then a great relaxing massage, help getting dressed. Perhaps a bottle of water before you leave. And a hug with a sincere "drive safely, come back soon."

Happy holidays. And be nice to the ladies.

PA

[Ted Williams]

I noticed a new place at the sterling blvd area. TOFTT visit since I didn't see any posts here. They have grand open special for house, but kicker is you pay extra for TS. So essentially its standard house fee. I had cc for therapy. She is typical nova provider in age and look, however, she is thin. Some red flags I should have known by now. Towel on during entire session even with flip. Provider had on pants and a jacket. Yes, jacket. (cold outside was her excuse) This ended with no finish (we don't do that here, maybe next time) shenanigan. So I'm out of luck here. Maybe youll do better than me. This is the same area AO natural was and boy that place was so much better.

Good Day

[Serpico99]

My experiences were exactly the same as yours. I enjoyed my visits there. I hope they re-open soon.

I hit this place once. I was allowed to sample some Y, but never got her to sample the D.

[Webrowser]

Long time viewer, first time poster. Nearly ten years away before I recently got back into the swing of things again. Started at the Tysons fruit place before "the incident" and name change. Told me her name was Candy. Late 30s perhaps. Rail thin. A lot of makeup. Bikini top. Very friendly. TS was nice, hit all the right places. Led back to the room. Good massage, not shy at all. Flipped, standard, roaming allowed, happy camper. Tipped. 6. Haven't been back since. That thing. But curious if she's still around anywhere. Not really my type but service makes it worth a repeat.

A few weeks later, shocked and appalled to find everything shut down so early. When the bleep did that happen. Intense searching on BP led to G Acupressure in Herndon since they were the only place the answered my call that late. First red flag, provider fully clothed. Second, wanted. 4 for half hour. Why so low? Massage was straight forward. No inkling of a hint of any extras. Fled and tried to forget the entire evening.

A little after that, found a place off Tyco in Tysons (PM for name). Secluded location. Semi-friendly service. Fully clothed provider. Was starting to feel that wasted time feeling when the flip came. Surprise standard finish, though roaming highly discouraged. Tipped average for average. Will not repeat. But may try the other place right next door.

[OneHitWonders]

Bummer. That's sux. I've been there 3-4 times. 2 diff providers, and got a very good TS and firm massage. Std NoVA. Some roaming. FS or BJ never came up. Over all a very good experience.

My experiences were exactly the same as yours. I enjoyed my visits there. I hope they re-open soon.

[OneHitWonders]

After finishing at the gym last weekend I decided to get the muscles worked to alleviate some of the after-workout aches. Anne was the only therapist there when I arrived, so it was Hobson's choice on that score. She had been my therapist on a previous visit and, even though that previous session was unusual, having her as a therapist again wasn't a problem. I paid her the. 8 house fee; then, undressed while she got the shower ready. (FYI, it's a standup DIY stall, but the water is warm and the facility is clean.) After the shower, I dry off and go back to the room for a full hour's worth of having my muscles worked over and soothed. Like last time, the session was unusual for the amount of conversation (LOTS) and her giddy behavior. She was always joking and finding funny things to talk about (even commenting that I looked like Rowan Atkinson, the British actor who notable for his Mr. Bean character). The reason I say it was an unusual session is because, with the conversation and jovial demeanor, it was a bit difficult to just relax. But, she means well and gives a good rubdown. The session lasted at least an hour, sans any interruptions, and standard for this location. She offered bottled water at the conclusion. I was going to tip. 8 but realized that I only had. 6 remaining in my pocket. Offered to retrieve another. 2 from the car, since the workout was worth it, but she declined (even though I said it would be no problem and repeated my offer twice more). Will I return? Probably so, although it'll be at a time when I don't mind the extra conversation. (This time around, I just wasn't really looking for a lot of conversation. I just wanted to drift off into Netherland for the hour. Oh, well, nothing's pecfect.) If you go and happen to draw Anne, treat her nicely (as the Pilot always says). But, be aware upfront that this gal likes to converse with her customers. Any questions, please send me a BC note and, depending on how well I know you or what your post history reveals, I'll try to answer any questions you might have.

R:R

Cleanliness

Shower: 9. 5 (clean stall)

Room: 10 (clean sheets; changed after session)

Convenience: 9 (easy access / good parking)

Discreetness: 9. 5 (quiet location)

Safety: 9. 5 (no loiterers; well-lit location)

Selection: 4 (based on prior visits)

Completely Understand and Appreciate Your post. There have been several times when I just was not up to talking with the therapist and just wanted a massage, but it was always awkward for me to ask her to be quiet. I know the therapist always has good intentions trying to keep a conversatiion during the massage but some therapist can't figure that out. From your post, Ann seems like a really nice lady that enjoys carrying on a conversation during the massage.

[Criim44]

It has been awhile since I have visited but I was never disappointed. It is in the Fort Hunt / Belle Haven area across from the country club.

Anybody else visited recently? I haven't been in a few months but noticed an le leaving the lot last time I drove by.

[Mustang946]

Prior to Thanksgiving, I was in the area running an errand and felt the need. I visited the place around the corner a few weeks earlier and while very pleasant, I wanted to try something different. Linda met me at the door and was also my therapist. Not sure if anyone else was working or not. Clean room, nice TS, well above average massage with above average finish. Recommend.