Massage Parlor Reports

[LexLuther]

"Have fun storming the castle. It would take a miracle." (with appologies to Princess Bride fans).

Castle has been on and off my rotation of places to go for the past year or so. It had been several months since my last visit. Most likely it will be several more before I return. It did not take a miravcle to have fun, but the fun was much reduced.

Arrival 9/10. Very good parking. Discrete. And good entrance. Walk up the flight of stairs, ring the bell. Wait.

Greeting friendly 8/10. Inside is a very nice facility. Some of the largest tables in the area.

Standard for the hour. 8.

Provider. On this visit. Not so much to my liking. I try not to be critical. Very long, full lenth hair. Older (and much older than past Castle visits). Square (not a spinner). Chatty with playful attitude.

Shower. This was the best table shower facility I'd ever seen. The table is gone. Perhaps will be replaced next month. The attended shower, well, not really much (she spent more time not getting wet, shower was mostly self-service)

Sauna. Good and hot. And it was cold, so very good.

Massagi. Very good to excellent. Slow, methodical, very strong hands."pinch technique" on the calves that I don't really like. But no tease until the very end, and no request (nor permission granted by the provider for reciprocal). Interupted twice by clients arriving (I was only client when I got there) and telephone calls.

Ending. Efficient. But nothing special, not playful. But a giggle or two.

I'll not bother with the subjectiveness of the F / B/A / S scale. It was my first visit with her. Most likely will not repeat with her, but will repeat at the place (sometime in the future). Remember, all you are paying for is a massage. And the massage was very good.

I left a standard tip for standard NoVA. She was not unhappy. I was not unhappy.

Be extra nice to the ladies. They are one of the things to be Thankful for this week. (I'll be extra nice when I see my ATF next week)

PA

Yes. You are correct. We should be thankful for these girls. They bring much needed and all too rare joy into our lives. So the rare girl who can do it well and really provide this service in that unique way that allows us to leave happy is a rare treat. We need to be thankful, but most of all, we need to be kind and appreciative. We need to think occasionally of showing our kindness with a little extra generosity. Not everyone will do this. So that will make us appear all the more special in her mind. And guess what, next time, the service she shows us will be all the better.

LexLuther

[VAPilot]

From INSIDENOVA. COM: "A task force of federal agents and local police officers Friday raided Eva Health Therapy on Crestwood Drive in the Manassas area. Police said those arrests were the result of a nearly two-month investigation following several complaints of prostitution at the spa." Drove by on my way home from work tonight just to check and they are closed, at least for now. Haven't seen any reports of patrons being caught up in the raid, but, Feds, yikes. Be careful out there.

Bummer. That's sux. I've been there 3-4 times. 2 diff providers, and got a very good TS and firm massage. Std NoVA. Some roaming. FS or BJ never came up. Over all a very good experience.

[Pilot Aviator]

"Have fun storming the castle. It would take a miracle." (with appologies to Princess Bride fans).

Castle has been on and off my rotation of places to go for the past year or so. It had been several months since my last visit. Most likely it will be several more before I return. It did not take a miravcle to have fun, but the fun was much reduced.

Arrival 9/10. Very good parking. Discrete. And good entrance. Walk up the flight of stairs, ring the bell. Wait.

Greeting friendly 8/10 . Inside is a very nice facility. Some of the largest tables in the area.

Standard for the hour. 8.

Provider. On this visit. Not so much to my liking. I try not to be critical. Very long, full lenth hair. Older (and much older than past Castle visits). Square (not a spinner). Chatty with playful attitude.

Shower. This was the best table shower facility I'd ever seen. The table is gone. Perhaps will be replaced next month. The attended shower, well, not really much (she spent more time not getting wet, shower was mostly self-service)

Sauna. Good and hot. And it was cold, so very good.

Massagi. Very good to excellent. Slow, methodical, very strong hands."pinch technique" on the calves that I don't really like. But no tease until the very end, and no request (nor permission granted by the provider for reciprocal). Interupted twice by clients arriving (I was only client when I got there) and telephone calls.

Ending. Efficient. But nothing special, not playful. But a giggle or two.

I'll not bother with the subjectiveness of the F / B/A / S scale. It was my first visit with her. Most likely will not repeat with her, but will repeat at the place (sometime in the future). Remember, all you are paying for is a massage. And the massage was very good.

I left a standard tip for standard NoVA. She was not unhappy. I was not unhappy.

Be extra nice to the ladies. They are one of the things to be Thankful for this week. (I'll be extra nice when I see my ATF next week)

PA

[Zingie]

Maple Avenue is Rt 123. Runs the full length of Vienna. You have to do your homework on these.

Yes, I know that maple ave is rt 123, but it is only maple st for a certain section along 123 (ie within the city limits of Vienna). Maple st does not go up to address number 703 towards the west (doesn't go past the 500's) , and 703 east is across form the country club and does not fall at an AMP's doorstep. I also wasn't asking a question; I was making a comment. Whoever posts this AMP's ads seems to get the 3 and the 7 backwards sometimes. My comment about several recently opening up along maple these days is true. I can say I've done "MY" homework, but you have not. But I'll give you a pass for being further educated now.

[Vamassage Fan]

There seems to be quite a few AMPs popping up along maple st these days. I know of three on Maple and 1 just off of Maple.

Maple Avenue is Rt 123. Runs the full length of Vienna. You have to do your homework on these.

[Zingie]

Definitely, I was thinking about 112 maple ave. Thanks for making that clear.

Stay safe,

Aman

There seems to be quite a few AMPs popping up along maple st these days. I know of three on Maple and 1 just off of Maple.

[Zingie]

My first time there. Definitely a TS there. 703 maple ave. You may be thinking of another establishment.

G-man

Think you might mean 307 maple. I know whoever does their posting might be a bit dyslexic since they sometimes wright 703, which doesn't exist.

[Zingie]

Went by VIP in Herdnon.

I've never had a good experience there. Much like yours.

[Aman Tuleev]

You may be thinking of another establishment.

Definitely, I was thinking about 112 maple ave. Thanks for making that clear.

Stay safe,

Aman

[Vamassage Fan]

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/ha...ive-35/6362447

Been advertising on CL for about a month.

[Linkletter2420]

Never visited an AMP in VA so took the plunge; based on reports, went to the place known by a precious metal and was attended by Sue; friendly, medium to good looking, mid 30's, natural and non-enhanced B / C; TS was thorough and pleasant followed by one of the best AMP massages I've experienced; the encore incl roaming, no rushing, and eagerness; very comfortable and clean place; I didn't know the menu really but R&T appeared to be the only course.

[Galaxyman12]

Was it TS? There was only self operated shower, when I was here.

Stay safe,

Aman

My first time there. Definitely a TS there. 703 maple ave. You may be thinking of another establishment.

G-man

[Lovejugs]

Went by VIP in Herdnon. Walked into the backroom by Mamasan, I said 1 hour and she told me to give the money to my provider later. In walked the provider, like most others around NoVa, probably in her 40s, I would give her 6/10 for body with Bs. 4/10 for looks. Personality, well, that's where it gets interesting. Could we give negative ratings? Please read on.

She took my money and told me to lay down, and I said I wanted a shower, and she said not to bother with it, because it gives us less time for massage. Quite thrown off, I scratched my head for a little and decided to go with the flow. As it turns out, that was the first of the weird things to come. The massage started OK, medium, mostly pressure points rather than rubbing. We started talking a little and I asked her name, which she answered, but she was quite curious why I wanted her name, I just responded so I could request her next time if things go well. Then we chatted a little more and somewhere the topic turned to LEO activities and that when things went downhill. She had offered that VIP (formerly Booja) had police activity as well, I asked for the when and what and she STOPPED MASSAGING, SAT UP ON MY LEGS AND STARTED LECTURING ME IN A STERN VOICE ABOUT NOT ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS and minding my own business and told me I was a weird customer for asking so many questions! No, it was not one of those friendly suggestive voices, as a matter of fact, I felt like I was back in the classroom and she could pull out a ruler and start smacking my hands with it. (and no, I am not into that kinds of things.) I just laid there facedown slack-jawed and listened to her rambling for about 5 minutes and the room was uncomfortably silent from there on.

On the flip, she touched me suggestively and asked me what I would like to do, I pointed to the donations (.6 on the night stand) and said whatever she was in the mood for would be fine. She counted it in front of me said that was not enough, I asked her what she had in mind, she said I would find out once more donations had been put out. No, no, no, gents, she would not tell me what I was getting for more donations, I would have to find out later (as a surprise?) Needless to say, I had completely lost interest by then and simply flipped back over facedown and asked her to finish massaging for the hour. She was obviously not happy, poke around for a little while longer and said OK, done. I looked up at the clock and there was still time left, and she said something about girls needing to clean up just left the room. I dressed by myself in the dark, and amazingly enough, she did not come back to walk me out, I poked my head out of the door, made sure nobody was out there and stepped out, it wasn't until when I got closer to the exit when Mamasan popped out. I didn't protest to her, but my expression should have told her how I felt about my visit.

Needless to say here is how I feel about the visit and whether I would recommend the place. I think the training manual there needs updating.

On goes the search for the next great thing. Good luck and be careful out there.

Man, that's sounds like a horrible experience. I guess like all businesses, you have to deal with unprofessional performances and people with questionable mental stability. I have dealt with a few crazy ones in the past. Sometimes it works to your advantage. I once got a bbjcim without even asking. The girl was crazy as bat shit and she was gone the next time I returned. I think she was high on something too during our session. If you had seen those eyes, it would be a scary thought if she wasn't high.

Lovejugs

[Aman Tuleev]

Stopped by the AMP on maple ave. After reading a few reviews. . Good TS.

Was it TS? There was only self operated shower, when I was here.

Stay safe,

Aman

[LateNights]

From INSIDENOVA. COM: "A task force of federal agents and local police officers Friday raided Eva Health Therapy on Crestwood Drive in the Manassas area. Police said those arrests were the result of a nearly two-month investigation following several complaints of prostitution at the spa." Drove by on my way home from work tonight just to check and they are closed, at least for now. Haven't seen any reports of patrons being caught up in the raid, but, Feds, yikes. Be careful out there.