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[Niteluvr]

But to stay on topic about AMPs, it's no secret things have gone way down hill. I'm not as seasoned as some of the vets around here so I can't really say how good it was even a decade ago. I've only been at this for a few years, maybe six, when the old Royal was still around and that to me was fantastic compared to what we have now. Prices haven't changed that much, but the quality of women and the service available is just terrible. I can't say that I have a recommendation because I haven't set foot into a korean FS AMP in years. I'll check out Mike's once in a while but I don't consider that an AMP, and I'll visit Chinese AMPs like Min Hua for a great massage and a simple quick HE. What I want to say is why even bother negotiating prices at the korean AMPs for terrible service with old and ugly women who are probably trying to rush you out the door for negotiating to begin with. Am I missing something amazing here? From reading this forum, I don't think that I am.

I mean it tears me up inside when I see guys like "Big Money" complaining about a $20 or $40 increase (by the way I can't be the only one who thinks that's funny) at the korean AMPs for service that's bound to be terrible. I just don't understand what the appeal is when there's much better service available. If you're looking for a massage (probably with a HE if you're reading this forum) , then go to a Chinese place and save yourself the money. If you're looking for FS, then honestly guys go see an asian escort. Mike's agency is decent, Hush has been around for a while with fantastic ladies and they've started to bring in more asians, and I only have good things to say about Amber's relatively new asian agency. But of course this is my point of view and I guess I'm fortunate to be able to pay the extra price for just absolutely mind blowing FS that I could never get at an AMP.

Ok writing this post kind of makes me see Kid Cisco's point of view, but at least I'm not telling you guys to go fly out to Thailand or something.

Good, honest post and solid reasoning. Everything you said passes the common sense test and I probably bytch about AMPs more than anyone here; however, about the only public "excuse" I can give for going to AMPs is the sheer convenience. Nothing like having a storefront for fucking. There are a few other reasons too but I can't go into them here as it would open a can of worms.

I have yet to try Amber's agency but thinking of taking the plunge soon based on info from a couple of guys. If you don't mind, please PM me with any good info about Amber's current lineup, protocol, strategy and anything that might help a newbie. If Amber's girls are truly mind-blowing, I'll be sure to post a suckie fuckie comparison.

[Devontei234]

But to stay on topic about AMPs, it's no secret things have gone way down hill. I'm not as seasoned as some of the vets around here so I can't really say how good it was even a decade ago. I've only been at this for a few years, maybe six, when the old Royal was still around and that to me was fantastic compared to what we have now. Prices haven't changed that much, but the quality of women and the service available is just terrible. I can't say that I have a recommendation because I haven't set foot into a korean FS AMP in years. I'll check out Mike's once in a while but I don't consider that an AMP, and I'll visit Chinese AMPs like Min Hua for a great massage and a simple quick HE. What I want to say is why even bother negotiating prices at the korean AMPs for terrible service with old and ugly women who are probably trying to rush you out the door for negotiating to begin with. Am I missing something amazing here? From reading this forum, I don't think that I am.

I mean it tears me up inside when I see guys like "Big Money" complaining about a $20 or $40 increase (by the way I can't be the only one who thinks that's funny) at the korean AMPs for service that's bound to be terrible. I just don't understand what the appeal is when there's much better service available. If you're looking for a massage (probably with a HE if you're reading this forum) , then go to a Chinese place and save yourself the money. If you're looking for FS, then honestly guys go see an asian escort. Mike's agency is decent, Hush has been around for a while with fantastic ladies and they've started to bring in more asians, and I only have good things to say about Amber's relatively new asian agency. But of course this is my point of view and I guess I'm fortunate to be able to pay the extra price for just absolutely mind blowing FS that I could never get at an AMP.

Ok writing this post kind of makes me see Kid Cisco's point of view, but at least I'm not telling you guys to go fly out to Thailand or something.

[Devontei234]

AMP Fme,

UNLESS you aren't a USA Citizens you NEED a Visa to go to Brazil and everyone else that IS a US Citizens will NEED one as well.

*cut out giant wall of text*

KC for someone always touting his military background, you come off as incredibly vain and arrogant. You can't write two posts without throwing in something about your life or what you're about to go do right that second. You go on off topic rants and write giant walls of texts for all of us to begrudgingly sift through just to check and see if there's even a sentence worth of useful information, and there isn't. Seriously in the last five giant posts you've made in the Massage Parlor section, the only relevant information you've given us is that you paid $160 at some random no name given AMP. Now I may not have that many posts around here, but when I do post I try to be as informative and helpful as I can. I don't go out of my way to tell my life's story or make rude and insulting generalizations about people (hobbyists and providers alike).

Honestly, all you ever talk about is (1) your life, (2) we're all simps for not leaving the country (3) we're all simps for not being able to get the prices you pay because you're just that amazing, (4) some random sexy woman you saw overseas who none of us can see today, (5) some woman you saw around here who we can see but she was only amazing when you saw her in the past and now she must be on drugs, (6) constantly telling us to go overseas when we're all on here looking for info about local women, (7) telling people reading forums about sex with escorts to stop paying money to see women and to go out and meet normal women. Sometimes when you do actually post about your experiences, again it's usually about some great time you had overseas but every woman you saw around here have only been good in the past. I don't think I've ever seen you write a positive review about someone that you can recommend to others. And you really go out of your way to point out that they're wh0res and hookers, do you have an ounce of empathy in you to show these women even a tiny bit of respect or kindness? Or maybe just having common decency with the ladies I see makes me captain save a hoe.

Also your posts by far have the most CAPS and the usage of LOL out of anyone else on here. I don't know if you know this, but people online use CAPS to "shout" or express just how excited or angry they are. Please try to cut back, they make you seem like an arrogant prick and your posts hard to take seriously.

Just my two cents, sorry for being off topic but after the crap KC's allowed to post on here, I thought I would go ahead and make this post.

[Niteluvr]

Hit up a few Gainesville AMPs tonight:

Oasis (Atlanta Hwy) : They had one chubby old woman and another who was more slender but had a raspy voice. I left.

Sky Spa (Gordon Ave) : They were closed.

Terrachi Spa (125 John W. Morrow Pkwy) : One woman working, mid-to-late 40s, semi-attractive but not my type. I left.

Kelly's Spa (McEver Road) : Got a session with Haley. She claims to be 32 but probably closer to 40, 5'6" straight hair to the middle of her back and natural B-cups. A bit of a soft tummy as she has two kids. After a cursory massage, did FS in multiple positions. She really got into it and said later she got two Os. Not a clock watcher either. Overall a decent fuck but I wouldn't drag my balls across hot coals to see her again.

[Niteluvr]

I stand corrected on Brazil, my apologies. I prefer this link when I travel to determine if visas are required.

http://www.visahq.com/visas.php

Also, there are some very nice Gold Key services the US Commercial Services Department offer.

Now can we get back to talking about Atlanta AMPs?

Well, if one is into Asian pussy, no visa is required for the Philippines.

[Niteluvr]

I suspect you do look like Paul Newman. Now. As for the needle dick, thankfully I do not know, just what the ladies tell me. LOL.

And this is so Off topic that I am apologizing at the start. KC, I do travel internationally. Last time I checked. Visas are NOT required for tourism to Brazil or a lot of other countries. Many countries offer reciprocity to US Citizens on tourism or even short business trips. If that guy that called you was going there to work, different (and I mean different story altogether.) For those mongers traveling to other countries outside of the US. Real simple. Type "do I need a visa to travel to (insert country name?)" in google search. If anyone is savvy enough to read this post, then they are savvy enough to figure that out. Lastly, Jackson has an international site that is chock full of good info for international mongering. I am most concerned on this board with Atlanta mongering.

Which brings me to my question. I have encountered a situation that I personally have not run encountered in a quite a while. How to graciously avoid the stiff arm from AMP ladies trying to justify higher tips because it is the freakin holiday season? I must have been very lucky in my experiences, because I only encountered this once before and admittedly did not handle it well. But I am now two for two (neither worth reporting) on this tactic at two different places. Since some of these places are ones I would like to revisit. Any suggestions how to graciously tell the lady that one is not freakin Santa Claus?

There's really nothing to be gracious about if the AMP girls are trying to gouge you just because it's the holidays. It's perfectly OK to say,"Hey, I ain't Santa Claus!" If they cop an attitude, so be it. The average girl and mamasan are only staying at AMPs a month or less nowadays, so it's not like you'll be on their shit list for life. If that were the case, I wouldn't be able to get in any AMP or any RLD in several countries. YMMV.

[Amp Fme]

I stand corrected on Brazil, my apologies to KC and all. FWIW - I have found this link useful when I travel to determine if visas are required.

http://www.visahq.com/visas.php

Also, there are some very nice Gold Key services the US Commercial Services Department offer. They will also tell you what documentation is required for entry.

PS - KC, see how easy it is to post a correction and an apology, without jumping anyone's case or launching into a chest thumping diatribe? Lest there be any misunderstanding - It's not that I am envious (jealous) of your posted lifestyle. If it works for you, then sincere Kudos to you. Everyone should be so lucky. However, I get tired of seeing it posted over and over and over again without any useable, current Atlanta mongering info. If there is current Atl info in your posts, it is lost in the self-aggrandizement. And what I do find particularly disappointing is the fact that you have mentioned in previous posts that you knew this and did not care. For the record, at this point, I do not fall into your defined group of KC haters - I simply don't care that much.

Now can we get back to talking about Atlanta AMPs? I really would like some suggestions on responding to the holiday season angle for higher tips.

[Kid Cisco]

[QUOTE=AMP Fme; 1327946]I suspect you do look like Paul Newman. Now. As for the needle dick, thankfully I do not know, just what the ladies tell me. LOL.

And this is so Off topic that I am apologizing at the start. KC, I do travel internationally. Last time I checked. Visas are NOT required for tourism to Brazil or a lot of other countries. Many countries offer reciprocity to US Citizens on tourism or even short business trips. If that guy that called you was going there to work, different (and I mean different story altogether.)




AMP Fme,

UNLESS you aren't a U.S. Citizens you NEED a Visa to go to Brazil and everyone else that IS a US Citizens will NEED one as well .....

I been going to Brazil SINCE the late 70's going there (at least 5-6 times a year) and I been bringing Artist and Friends to Brazil for decades ( I get requests from LIVE NATION and record companies all the time to work with them on this process since I been doing this for such a long time I am the go to person on this for many Artist ) ..

GUYS this is WHY that guy was CRYING at the AIRPORT texting like a MAD MAN and calling me in a panic state of mind and couldn't get on the plane and NO he wasn't going there for work or business he was just going there to FUCK fine ass BUBBLE BOOTY HOOKERS in their asses lol As a tourist! Plan and simple....this is WHY I don't monger that much here because I am overseas a lot and Brazil is one place I KNOW a lot about...

This is WHY guys you MUST do your homework! And DON'T listen to what mongers report and post on these sites about other countries without you checking out the facts on your own 1st " YOU DO NEED A VISA " to go to Brazil as a tourist!

PLEASE GO TO http://www.brazilsf.org/visa_eng.htm YES THIS LINK WORKS

GENERAL VISA INSTRUCTIONS:

1. US Citizens traveling to Brazil are REQUIRED to OBTAIN a VISA Prior to entering Brazil. This requirement is in reciprocity to the USA government DEMAND that ALL BRAZILIAN citizens hold a Visa in order to enter the United States.

2. Citizens of Countries that DO NOT demand Visas from Brazilian nationals usually do not need Visas to enter Brazil.

Look there are MANY different types of Visas BUT on this site we are talking about mongers and MOST mongers go there as Tourist to see hookers and YOU DO NEED ONE!

You have Tourist / Business / work / exchange Student / Missionary / Permament / Visa of Artists / etc. etc.

It will cost you $140. 00 (as of June 2010) + $20. 00 processing fee.

DON'T TAKE MY WORD ON IT CALL OR GO TO THE WEBSITE BELOW : JUST DON'T google DO I NEED A VISA ? You need to go to the Country Embassy or Consulate website to get the REAL FACTS on the subject !!

Brazil Embassy & Consulate.

35 Lenox Road. Suite 800.

Atlanta, GA 30326.

CALL 404-949-2400.

I know I know this is off topic BUT I would be doing a DISSERVICE if I allowed this MISS INFORMATION to be posted here and someone would go out and buy and spend $6, 000 for a 1st class ticket and take time off from work ONLY to find out he can't get on a plane because he DON'T have a Visa! To go to Brazil. The problem is there are MANY countries that ALL you need is a passport and you can go there BUT most countries that the USA DEMAND their Citizens NEED one to visit here they REQUIRE US to have one to go there.

When it comes to travel Internationally I am on the plane a lot going to overseas places to work with Artist on tour. BUT for tourist and going to Brazil to hang out as a tourist YOU NEED ONE! I just couldn't let that Miss information be posted here as FACT without posting this GO TO THE SITE I POSTED and you and EVERYONE can read it...so you won't be at the Airport crying because I seen something on a site that said you don't need one...I don't think you meant any harm Amp Fme BUT you should have check the facts out 1st....before posting something like that.. I get at least 8-9 phone calls a year from guys NOT having a Visa..and they are at the Airport some even have to spend days and nights waiting to get a Visa..AND since most are mongers the Brazilian Gov. DON'T give a damn about hurrying up to get you one.. I knew a few people there they have moved on now..

btw Hello HATERS ( just kidding) I have something else for you to be jealous and HATE on we are trying to bring " Watch the Throne Tour" Kanye West & Jay Z to Brazil and other places overseas ..so there something else for you to hate on lol lol getting Visa's for Artist can take a long time by the way.. we have to check Police records,child support records etc..when we submit our paperwork..

Kid Cisco

[Amp Fme]

You lie! That describes me! And seems someone here is suggesting I have a needle dick too! LOL Little you know or him. He has never, and will never see my annaconda! And Tom Cruse, another friend of mine who was mentered by Paul N, they say we look like brothers!

Also, George did not take the pics, I know who and where. Conyers!

Wet Dreams, PW

I suspect you do look like Paul Newman....now. As for the needle dick, thankfully I do not know, just what the ladies tell me. LOL.

And this is so Off topic that I am apologizing at the start. KC, I do travel internationally. Last time I checked. Visas are NOT required for tourism to Brazil or a lot of other countries. Many countries offer reciprocity to US Citizens on tourism or even short business trips. If that guy that called you was going there to work, different (and I mean different story altogether.) For those mongers traveling to other countries outside of the US. real simple. Type "do I need a visa to travel to (insert country name?)" in google search. If anyone is savvy enough to read this post, then they are savvy enough to figure that out. Lastly, Jackson has an international site that is chock full of good info for international mongering. I am most concerned on this board with Atlanta mongering.

Which brings me to my question. I have encountered a situation that I personally have not run encountered in a quite a while. How to graciously avoid the stiff arm from AMP ladies trying to justify higher tips because it is the freakin holiday season? I must have been very lucky in my experiences, because I only encountered this once before and admittedly did not handle it well. But I am now two for two (neither worth reporting) on this tactic at two different places. Since some of these places are ones I would like to revisit. Any suggestions how to graciously tell the lady that one is not freakin Santa Claus?

[PWhipped]

Why you scroungy weazel. Holding out on me again? Just because I don't live in the right neighborhood or have a dozen racecars or three pickups and other assorted midlife toys. And no, I was not in the military but I have never asked for details when you get called away and I have accepted that you know some stars and starlets, but that is NO reason to hold out on me. Just because I make them too loose for you is no reason to be so selfish. Harrummpfff. Just for that, you are buying the next rounds and I am not drinking that domestic swill either.

Weasel? Ok, no more limo rides for you. You have to drive yourself from now on. Wait, and you make them loose? Yeah right, now, you can't drive the sports cars, only the Town Cars. BTW, I am leaving asap, waiting for the chopper, you need to feed the dogs as Jessie says she need the day off as she usually feeds them between the house work and bedddy time with me. No you can't fuck her, already told you that, so just feed the Dobermans. Got to go, I hear it coming.

Wet Dreams, PW

[PWhipped]

No I didn't take them, George took them and sent them over. Haha, I'm the ugly dude, with big feet, crooked nose and a pot belly, you were talking to during a rest break at George's place.LOL!

You lie! That describes me! And seems someone here is suggesting I have a needle dick too! LOL Little you know or him. He has never, and will never see my annaconda! And Tom Cruse, another friend of mine who was mentered by Paul N., they say we look like brothers!

Also, George did not take the pics, I know who and where. Conyers!

Wet Dreams, PW

[Amp Fme]

OMG, you bettcha, she tayed in touch with me untill last year, then moved on. You had to remind me, did't you? LOL.

Wet Dreams, PW

Why you scroungy weazel. Holding out on me again? Just because I don't live in the right neighborhood or have a dozen racecars or three pickups and other assorted midlife toys. And no, I was not in the military but I have never asked for details when you get called away and I have accepted that you know some stars and starlets, but that is NO reason to hold out on me. Just because I make them too loose for you is no reason to be so selfish. Harrummpfff. Just for that, you are buying the next rounds and I am not drinking that domestic swill either.

[NuGuy36]

BTW, you know I know this pic and where it was taken. But still have not figured out who you are. Did you take it? If so, yeah, I know you, been there.

Wet Dreams, PW

No I didn't take them, George took them and sent them over. Haha, I'm the ugly dude, with big feet, crooked nose and a pot belly, you were talking to during a rest break at George's place........LOL!

[NuGuy36]

OMG, you bettcha, she tayed in touch with me untill last year, then moved on. You had to remind me, did't you? LOL.

Wet Dreams, PW

Hot damn you were with her until last year, no wonder you've been absent from these parts for such a long time.....LOL! I should have bought her a cellphone and paid for the minutes so we could keep in touch. She suggested it, but I didn't think it was a good idea at the time. Stupid ass me missed out big time!

[PWhipped]

Hey Pwhipped do you remember Nicole from George's afternoon parties? She could teach the BP women of today a thing or two about love making! She was really GOOD!

BTW, you know I know this pic and where it was taken. But still have not figured out who you are. Did you take it? If so, yeah, I know you, been there.

Wet Dreams, PW