Streetwalker Reports

**Member #5994** · 11-09-11 02:47

Originally Posted by Coochie Eater [View Original Post]

Do you do anal? Have you ever been tied up? I like a girl with a high pain tolerance!" It's really no problem getting them out."Jes drop me off a block wheh you foun' me."

Yep, sometimes just coming up with the weird shit to tell them to freak them out is worth the cruise. Someday I'll come to my senses, but man, until then, I'll be cruising the northside until it's all gentrified again.

I was just thinking about this last night, ways to get them out of the car. That is. I took a curiosity cruise on my way home from work around 10:30. It seems like whenever I'm not seriously looking, or not prepared to do a pickup, that's when I see something that interests me. There was a fair amount of activity on the Northern loop but nothing worth stopping for, until I was about to head home. Headed east on North, there's an empty lot on the south side of the street near popeyes. I glanced down the side street and saw what looked like a very dolled up lady crossing the street. She saw me looking and gave me a little wave, so I decided to go around and take another look. When I got around the block she had moved and was standing in the median. As I got closer I had to laugh. I think it was a he / she in a full body see through fishnet getup and a thong. She / it stepped out toward my car as if I was going to stop right there in the middle of North ave. Anyway, the rest of the way home I thought about scenarios where I'd need to ditch a bad pick up.

**Coochie Eater** · 11-08-11 21:08

Originally Posted by LookingForLefty [View Original Post]

When I'd get one coming to the house too often uninvited, I'd take them down to the hobby room in the basement. A few have seen it. Its where I have all the providers listed on a big chart on the wall with all the details. I also throw a rope with a noose over the rafters and show them handcuffs ($2 at Walgreens FYI). They usually ask to leave before they think I'm going Gacy on them. Only done that twice. They never come back.

FUCK YEAH! Sure you don't get laid, but the looks on their faces is worth the gas you spent cruising. Scare a working girl, wank the crank.

Coochie.

P. S. And for fuck's sake, it's MASTURBATION not MASTERBATION. God, we do it enough, you'd think we'd learn to spell it. No wonder all the sites now say "FAP". Pretty hard to screw up a three letter word.

P. P. S Three dyslexics walk into a bra.

**LookingForLefty** · 11-08-11 15:02

Originally Posted by Lonelyguy128 [View Original Post]

Coochie, some of your ideas should definitely be added to the monger rules. I love the idea of blurting out a name and asking them if they are so and so. Of course they will say yes, then you reply I thought so, I was looking for somebody else. I love it.

I also never thought of scaring them off asking if they like anal and to be tied up, etc. That advice is priceless.

When I'd get one coming to the house too often uninvited, I'd take them down to the hobby room in the basement. A few have seen it. Its where I have all the providers listed on a big chart on the wall with all the details. I also throw a rope with a noose over the rafters and show them handcuffs ($2 at Walgreens FYI). They usually ask to leave before they think I'm going Gacy on them. Only done that twice. They never come back.

**Lonelyguy128** · 11-08-11 12:55

Originally Posted by Coochie Eater [View Original Post]

I hear ya Lefty, and your sense is uncommonly common. I, unfortunately, have never been plagued by common sense. Fuck, I see a good looking hottie (and she has to be a hottie) , give me the look, I'm stopping. I've always got my door locked, the window cracked. I ask if she needs a ride. If she asks what I'm into, I'm gone. The problem with having the jungle fever, and I'm not saying that all black people look alike, is that from the curb they can look pretty hot, but at the window they can fall from an 8 to a 2 pretty fast. If she's less than a 6 (and my horniness level isn't overriding my common sense) , I ask her if she's some bogus name."You Tawanda?" or "You Monique?" They almost always answer that they are, so I say,"I'm sorry, I thought you was insert bogus name here. Sorry." and drive off. If she passes muster, I open the door and she gets in. I drive at least two blocks before I talk sex. LE checks follow. If I get a bad vibe, I tell them I got no money, but I'd love their digits because I get paid on Friday and it's my birthday and I'm going to celebrate!"Do you do anal? Have you ever been tied up? I like a girl with a high pain tolerance!" It's really no problem getting them out."Jes drop me off a block wheh you foun' me."

Yep, sometimes just coming up with the weird shit to tell them to freak them out is worth the cruise. Someday I'll come to my senses, but man, until then, I'll be cruising the northside until it's all gentrified again.

Coochie, some of your ideas should definitely be added to the monger rules. I love the idea of blurting out a name and asking them if they are so and so. Of course they will say yes, then you reply I thought so, I was looking for somebody else. I love it.

I also never thought of scaring them off asking if they like anal and to be tied up, etc. That advice is priceless.

**Craven Morehead** · 11-07-11 22:03

Originally Posted by ScooterAllCity [View Original Post]

LMAO! Maybe he's watching Happy Days reruns.

Maybe the girls he's looking for are called Laverne & Shirley.

Igotmonies - Sorry to give you a hard time, man, but we live here & we think the place sucks. You may want to cancel your trip & go to Flint, MI instead. But if you do come here, drive on Lisbon between 27th & 35th to see some of the finest streetwalkers that Milwaukee has to offer.

Craven

**Waukesha** · 11-07-11 19:00

Originally Posted by LookingForLefty [View Original Post]

Moral of the story. I am going to make a pledge not to pick up any more SW in Milwaukee County.

Well at least till you see the next one right. LOL

**RolandDeschain** · 11-07-11 17:31

Although I'm batting. 1000 so far (ok I admit, I'm 1 for 1) on SW, I think there is no reason for me to re-invent the wheel. LOL.

Thanks Lefty, for making the mistakes I won't have to make!

Roland

**Coochie Eater** · 11-07-11 16:15

Originally Posted by LookingForLefty [View Original Post]

Moral of the story. I am going to make a pledge not to pick up any more SW in Milwaukee County.

I hear ya Lefty, and your sense is uncommonly common. I, unfortunately, have never been plagued by common sense. Fuck, I see a good looking hottie (and she has to be a hottie) , give me the look, I'm stopping. I've always got my door locked, the window cracked. I ask if she needs a ride. If she asks what I'm into, I'm gone. The problem with having the jungle fever, and I'm not saying that all black people look alike, is that from the curb they can look pretty hot, but at the window they can fall from an 8 to a 2 pretty fast. If she's less than a 6 (and my horniness level isn't overriding my common sense) , I ask her if she's some bogus name."You Tawanda?" or "You Monique?" They almost always answer that they are, so I say,"I'm sorry, I thought you was insert bogus name here. Sorry." and drive off. If she passes muster, I open the door and she gets in. I drive at least two blocks before I talk sex. LE checks follow. If I get a bad vibe, I tell them I got no money, but I'd love their digits because I get paid on Friday and it's my birthday and I'm going to celebrate!"Do you do anal? Have you ever been tied up? I like a girl with a high pain tolerance!" It's really no problem getting them out."Jes drop me off a block wheh you foun' me."

Yep, sometimes just coming up with the weird shit to tell them to freak them out is worth the cruise. Someday I'll come to my senses, but man, until then, I'll be cruising the northside until it's all gentrified again.

**LookingForLefty** · 11-07-11 15:44

Originally Posted by Too Nice [View Original Post]

Lefty, you're using condoms with streetwalkers now days? It's an extremely good idea, it's just not like you.

Not like me to have an extremely good idea? Thanks. I tell myself don't even bother with SWs. I've got a nice harem of CMTS and escorts so why bother? I also got plenty of money but when I see a penny on the sidewalk I pick it up. Unless its covered in crap. Maybe some of you understand. You see a SW, she looks half way ok. Its in a nicer area. You got the time, WTF right? They get in the car and then comes the let down. You smell smoke, booze, or worse. You see the decayed teeth. You throw them out right? Of course not. You then try to justify why you should let them stay in the car. Money isn't even important. $40, $50, $80. Does the girl even realize is doesn't matter? Oh sure if she throws some crazy number out there like $150 she knows you won't go for it. But one of those other numbers its a done deal and no further argument. Sometimes I refuse to discuss numbers and I tell them they will be pleasantly surprise. I think they can sense I am generous. No girl has ever complained I short changed her.

You to the house, or a no tel if you are too embarrassed to have your neighbors see you. Give $25 to Mr Patel (all those guys are named Patel). Then they go in the bathroom. Ever wonder what they are doing in there? Worse yet, they use the bathroom in your house. I always put a container of narcotic prescription bottles in the medicine cabinet and fill it with generic tylanol. Funny how many disappear mysteriously over time.

Off come the clothes. Gee do any of them ever have a well fitting bra? And whats with the crusty socks? I had one once I told her to go take a hot bath. She did, came out, dried off, and was sleeping for the next 8 hours. Did even do her. Took her to Webbs and watched her each two Classic breakfasts like a dog going after raw hamburger. Stayed up all night with one eye open.

Off come the panties. Gee she must work in a fish market in Chinatown. Off to the bathtub. It only helps a little.

Afterwards "can I borrow your phone?" (I need to make 47 phone calls to drug dealers, pimps, and boyfriends). Can we go to McDonalds too? Can you give me a ride home (to a neighborhood rarely visited by white dudes unless they are cops).

Moral of the story. I am going to make a pledge not to pick up any more SW in Milwaukee County.

**Too Nice** · 11-07-11 02:42

Originally Posted by LookingForLefty [View Original Post]

Ok, so I go against good judgement when I see a SW by well known SW area on Layton. She fits the bill, most of you know my type. We are driving down 27th and I'm gong to bring her to the house but she has no condoms. I quickly zip around and go back to a place you can buy condoms. Not giving out the name, you will see why. Give $10 she goes in. A min later she is running out the door. She stole them and jumps in the car She is screaming at me to drive off. An employee runs out after her. Got a feeling this will not end well. I was too upset there is no way I was going to complete the deed. That was a rookie mistake.

Lefty, you're using condoms with streetwalkers now days? It's an extremely good idea, it's just not like you.

**Waukesha** · 11-07-11 01:29

Originally Posted by LookingForLefty [View Original Post]

Ok, so I go against good judgement when I see a SW by well known SW area on Layton. She fits the bill, most of you know my type. We are driving down 27th and I'm gong to bring her to the house but she has no condoms. I quickly zip around and go back to a place you can buy condoms. Not giving out the name, you will see why. Give $10 she goes in. A min later she is running out the door. She stole them and jumps in the car She is screaming at me to drive off. An employee runs out after her. Got a feeling this will not end well. I was too upset there is no way I was going to complete the deed. That was a rookie mistake.

Heck, I would have been pissed as well. Hopefully they didn't get your plate number.

**LookingForLefty** · 11-07-11 00:30

Ok, so I go against good judgement when I see a SW by well known SW area on Layton. She fits the bill, most of you know my type. We are driving down 27th and I'm gong to bring her to the house but she has no condoms. I quickly zip around and go back to a place you can buy condoms. Not giving out the name, you will see why. Give $10 she goes in. A min later she is running out the door. She stole them and jumps in the car She is screaming at me to drive off. An employee runs out after her. Got a feeling this will not end well. I was too upset there is no way I was going to complete the deed. That was a rookie mistake.