Streetwalker Reports

[Craven Morehead]

LMAO! Maybe he's watching Happy Days reruns.

Maybe the girls he's looking for are called Laverne & Shirley.

Igotmonies - Sorry to give you a hard time, man, but we live here & we think the place sucks. You may want to cancel your trip & go to Flint, MI instead. But if you do come here, drive on Lisbon between 27th & 35th to see some of the finest streetwalkers that Milwaukee has to offer.

Craven

[Waukesha]

Moral of the story. I am going to make a pledge not to pick up any more SW in Milwaukee County.

Well at least till you see the next one right. LOL

[RolandDeschain]

Although I'm batting. 1000 so far (ok I admit, I'm 1 for 1) on SW, I think there is no reason for me to re-invent the wheel. LOL.

Thanks Lefty, for making the mistakes I won't have to make!

Roland

[Coochie Eater]

Moral of the story. I am going to make a pledge not to pick up any more SW in Milwaukee County.

I hear ya Lefty, and your sense is uncommonly common. I, unfortunately, have never been plagued by common sense. Fuck, I see a good looking hottie (and she has to be a hottie) , give me the look, I'm stopping. I've always got my door locked, the window cracked. I ask if she needs a ride. If she asks what I'm into, I'm gone. The problem with having the jungle fever, and I'm not saying that all black people look alike, is that from the curb they can look pretty hot, but at the window they can fall from an 8 to a 2 pretty fast. If she's less than a 6 (and my horniness level isn't overriding my common sense) , I ask her if she's some bogus name."You Tawanda?" or "You Monique?" They almost always answer that they are, so I say,"I'm sorry, I thought you was insert bogus name here. Sorry." and drive off. If she passes muster, I open the door and she gets in. I drive at least two blocks before I talk sex. LE checks follow. If I get a bad vibe, I tell them I got no money, but I'd love their digits because I get paid on Friday and it's my birthday and I'm going to celebrate!"Do you do anal? Have you ever been tied up? I like a girl with a high pain tolerance!" It's really no problem getting them out."Jes drop me off a block wheh you foun' me."

Yep, sometimes just coming up with the weird shit to tell them to freak them out is worth the cruise. Someday I'll come to my senses, but man, until then, I'll be cruising the northside until it's all gentrified again.

[LookingForLefty]

Lefty, you're using condoms with streetwalkers now days? It's an extremely good idea, it's just not like you.

Not like me to have an extremely good idea? Thanks. I tell myself don't even bother with SWs. I've got a nice harem of CMTS and escorts so why bother? I also got plenty of money but when I see a penny on the sidewalk I pick it up. Unless its covered in crap. Maybe some of you understand. You see a SW, she looks half way ok. Its in a nicer area. You got the time, WTF right? They get in the car and then comes the let down. You smell smoke, booze, or worse. You see the decayed teeth. You throw them out right? Of course not. You then try to justify why you should let them stay in the car. Money isn't even important. $40, $50, $80. Does the girl even realize is doesn't matter? Oh sure if she throws some crazy number out there like $150 she knows you won't go for it. But one of those other numbers its a done deal and no further argument. Sometimes I refuse to discuss numbers and I tell them they will be pleasantly surprise. I think they can sense I am generous. No girl has ever complained I short changed her.

You to the house, or a no tel if you are too embarrassed to have your neighbors see you. Give $25 to Mr Patel (all those guys are named Patel). Then they go in the bathroom. Ever wonder what they are doing in there? Worse yet, they use the bathroom in your house. I always put a container of narcotic prescription bottles in the medicine cabinet and fill it with generic tylanol. Funny how many disappear mysteriously over time.

Off come the clothes. Gee do any of them ever have a well fitting bra? And whats with the crusty socks? I had one once I told her to go take a hot bath. She did, came out, dried off, and was sleeping for the next 8 hours. Did even do her. Took her to Webbs and watched her each two Classic breakfasts like a dog going after raw hamburger. Stayed up all night with one eye open.

Off come the panties. Gee she must work in a fish market in Chinatown. Off to the bathtub. It only helps a little.

Afterwards "can I borrow your phone?" (I need to make 47 phone calls to drug dealers, pimps, and boyfriends). Can we go to McDonalds too? Can you give me a ride home (to a neighborhood rarely visited by white dudes unless they are cops).

Moral of the story. I am going to make a pledge not to pick up any more SW in Milwaukee County.

[Too Nice]

Ok, so I go against good judgement when I see a SW by well known SW area on Layton. She fits the bill, most of you know my type. We are driving down 27th and I'm gong to bring her to the house but she has no condoms. I quickly zip around and go back to a place you can buy condoms. Not giving out the name, you will see why. Give $10 she goes in. A min later she is running out the door. She stole them and jumps in the car She is screaming at me to drive off. An employee runs out after her. Got a feeling this will not end well. I was too upset there is no way I was going to complete the deed. That was a rookie mistake.

Lefty, you're using condoms with streetwalkers now days? It's an extremely good idea, it's just not like you.

[Waukesha]

Ok, so I go against good judgement when I see a SW by well known SW area on Layton. She fits the bill, most of you know my type. We are driving down 27th and I'm gong to bring her to the house but she has no condoms. I quickly zip around and go back to a place you can buy condoms. Not giving out the name, you will see why. Give $10 she goes in. A min later she is running out the door. She stole them and jumps in the car She is screaming at me to drive off. An employee runs out after her. Got a feeling this will not end well. I was too upset there is no way I was going to complete the deed. That was a rookie mistake.

Heck, I would have been pissed as well. Hopefully they didn't get your plate number.

[LookingForLefty]

Ok, so I go against good judgement when I see a SW by well known SW area on Layton. She fits the bill, most of you know my type. We are driving down 27th and I'm gong to bring her to the house but she has no condoms. I quickly zip around and go back to a place you can buy condoms. Not giving out the name, you will see why. Give $10 she goes in. A min later she is running out the door. She stole them and jumps in the car She is screaming at me to drive off. An employee runs out after her. Got a feeling this will not end well. I was too upset there is no way I was going to complete the deed. That was a rookie mistake.

[ScooterAllCity]

I think you are confusing Milwaukee with somewhere else.

Craven

LMAO! Maybe he's watching Happy Days reruns.

[RolandDeschain]

I think you are confusing Milwaukee with somewhere else.

Craven

Oh common. It IS a fine city. Assuming you've never been anyplace else! LOL.

Roland

[Craven Morehead]

Hi guys,

I'm going to be visiting your fine city.....

I think you are confusing Milwaukee with somewhere else.

Craven

[Igotmonies]

Hi guys,

I'm going to be visiting your fine city this coming week for the first time and will probably look for some local talent. From reading your posts I think I have a good idea as to where I should start my search; I will be staying at a hotel close to the airport. If anyone is willing to share digits and location of good local providers via PM; it would be greatly appreciated.

[Badger Fan]

Picked up Jasmine near 32nd and Lis. Looks were 7-8 skills 9. She's about 22, the cups but saggy from a kid, slight stomach, caramel complection with orange / blonde dyed hair. Quick LEO check and negotiated BBBJCIM with spit for. 4. Skills were great and one of the best BJ I ever had. Nice and slow and long sucks with lots of slurping. Finished in 10 minutes. Got her digits so PM me and I will share.

Farther north loop was pretty dead this afternoon around 1:30-2:00. Caught Jasmine just before making my way to the SS. Posting from my mobile so hopefully this goes through.

[King Flipper]

Was driving on the highway near the South loop late Wednesday afternoon and decided to cruise and treat myself. Cruised up Greenfield and saw nothing then looped back around and spotted a nice looking hsw sitting on the stoop outside of the Mexican bar east of chavez. She gave the look I pulled to a side street. She hopped in and we checked our LE status. She is old but not a bad looking mild. Said she was 41, has nice tits maybe D cup and really nice ass. Fairly flat stomach especially impressive after she said she has had 5 kids. I couldn't tell this from the street view cause she was dressed in very baggy jeans and hoodie. She wanted. 5 for FS and I bargained her down to. 4 and took her to an abandoned area I know of in the immediate area. She started with a CBJ to get me hard and then stripped and bent over, it was a great time and she was very into it which always makes for a better experience. We actual went at it for probably 15-20 mins and she was totally cool. Her phone is currently off so no digits and she said when she turns it on she will probably be issued a new number, I'm sure she brens thru that game before. For the record she was about 5'5" short black hair and a cute face, nice think accent and was smoking. I told her I would look for her again, she mentioned that she lives right on greenfield and doesn't do this much, only when she needs some quick money but now that we are friends if I see her to stop her cause " we can f*k anytime". Her words not mine.

Lot of very good tail out there so keep trucking and stay safe,

Flip

[SS Man]

I picked up Stacy on National again. She's a 20 YO heavy, but cute, busty, friendly gal who gives great suck and spit. Watch for her around 18th.

CM

I did see Stacy over on National the other day. It just so happened I was working, and unable to stop and scoop her up! I HATE it when I see good SW's when I am on the clock and can't partake! Did you get her digits Craven?