Massage Parlor Reports

[Jeepy]

[QUOTE=Niteluvr; 1306813]

If anyone gets the urge to see Lisa, I suggest slitting one's own wrists. It's a less painful process.

Damn, its like that? I'm in Atl at least twice a month. Thanks for the heads up.

[Niteluvr]

[QUOTE=Arthritis; 1306757]

Went to see the infamous Lisa. It was absolutely one of the worst experiences I have ever had from a masseuse:

Man Nite, you really took one for the team. Sorry you had to go through that. She is in my part of town, but I never pulled the trigger due to some review I read a long time ago saying house was cluttered, may have had animal smells, and you had to listen to her problems. Thanks for removing any urge I might have had to see her.

If anyone gets the urge to see Lisa, I suggest slitting one's own wrists. It's a less painful process.

[Arthritis]

[QUOTE=Niteluvr; 1306414]Went to see the infamous Lisa. It was absolutely one of the worst experiences I have ever had from a masseuse:

Man Nite, you really took one for the team. Sorry you had to go through that. She is in my part of town, but I never pulled the trigger due to some review I read a long time ago saying house was cluttered, may have had animal smells, and you had to listen to her problems. Thanks for removing any urge I might have had to see her.

[LexLuther]

Mike, must be having a slow day because he was picking up on the 1st or second ring and he seem to be in a cheerful happy "mind-set" NOT the creepy rude way he normally in. I asked him who he have working he name 3 girls! He normally ONLY have 2 at a time working. After the Mamason's at K Spa and Chopsticks wouldn't let me go in and was acting all weird with me I felt it was best to see Mike's girls I wanted to dogged out a Asian chick there nothing like the beat down on put on a Asian chick when I am horny for one LOL LOL

I asked him which one had the most weight / MEAT on them he told me LEE so that was going to be the one I see than she was cool I could tell she was use to seeing guys my size because when I started getting hard she didn't take her eyes off of my dick LOL I was waiting for her to start crying saying I was to big or she couldn't do this position or she couldn't do X Y and Z BUT she smile and said how she liked my dick and she seem eager to play and get to work on me, this goes back to what I said before EITHER a chick would love my dick or back away, as for LEE she did have a nice shape for a Asian chick and was cool with me and even got in the shower with me when I finish up as I walked out I saw another chick at the table and said Hello, and I asked what her name is? She said MAY didn't look bad BUT I couldn't see her shape, the other chick must have been seeing someone in another room because I JUST seen two of them.

I notice in their ads now they put 45mins for $160 before they use to put 1 HOUR! For $160 I guess they must have got guys in there that went wild and got mad because must of us know it is just 45mins.

The bottom line is it felt good seeing a Asian chick without any problems I am at the point this may be my option from now on the only thing is you just don't get the Table shower.

Kid Cisco

Hey Cisco! No offense, but are you Mexican? That was some strange English.

LexLuther

[Jj3000]

Yes she has amazing nipples!

I didn't get up her snatch either but apparently someone is now. No big loss but kinda do miss those eraser nips she has. One thing I've noticed with a lot of Chinese women is they'll have small areolas but big nipples.

[Ros Coming]

Went to Kelly's Spa on McEver Road today. Got Yu-mi, probably late 20s, about 5'6", straight hair just past her shoulders, tiny tits but a nice ass. Service was a little rushed but she has big pussy lips, it's a nice view from behind and she has some hips to grab onto. She rubbed her pussy in mish and got into it, then flipped her over for doggie and finished up.

I have fetish for big bare pussy lips. Been looking all around and never quite finding what I want. This may be my holy grail. Though it's a drive for me, I'm thinking it will be worth it. Thanks for the tip Nite.

[Niteluvr]

Went to see the infamous Lisa. It was absolutely one of the worst experiences I have ever had from a masseuse:

1) Her old house stinks so bad. Of what, I don't know, but I couldn't get through a whole session because of it.

2) She claims to be in her 40s but is wrinkled everywhere. She has to be at least 60, IMO. If she's in her 40s, then I'm 21.

3) She'll slop oil all over you until you're a greased pig while she "massages" you, but the massage itself isn't worth a shit.

4) All that oil is for her to gear up, take her clothes off (ugh!) , get on top and slide on you, kind of half jacking you off while rubbing her body on you. At some point she'll put your dick between her legs, slide around / up and down and try to get you off.

5) Remember the smell? It permeated my clothes, then my car, etc. I am having a hard time getting rid of it. I had taken a shower at her place (yes, the towel stunk too) but there was just so much oil I barely got a third of it off. Had to go home, take two more showers, wash my clothes and air out my car for two days.

I would not recommend this chick to my worst enemy.

[Niteluvr]

Both of these were strike-outs so this is to let other members know.

Went to the Medolck Br. Road / Johns Creek area based on a previous report. There are five parlors within a mile radius. Went to Serenity Massage 1st. Three large unattractive asians sitting around waiting. No wonder they weren't busy. I had to bounce even though there was a special on until the end of the month.

Went to Zen Massage, bounced after the manager showed only one girl, Snow, who dressed like she was all business, no fun. Manager hounded me out the door asking why I wasn't staying. I told her I might be back later.

Went down the road. 100 yards to a no-name massage place with a Yin Yang symbol on the sign. Young girl comes out and she is busy so she can't see me. She is kind of cute and very lean.

Went to April's Massage. KoKo tried to give me a 50 something provider who looked pretty rough. I was about to bounce when she brough a younger provider up, KiKi (Li Yun Shwi). So I stayed. OK massage, no HE, a little roaming allowed. Tried for the HE, but she said Mgr says no, she will lose her job. Says Mgr opens door to check. .6 plus tip.

Went back to No-Name massage another day. Got the girl, Lynn (Soo). This girl is incredibly cautious. Got into the room and see a sheet of paper on the wall with Non Sensual, Non Erotic; Non Sexual printed on it. No roaming, No HE. Decent massage, though. She said she used to be a nurse in China. .6 plus tip.

The other place in the area is L&L massage which I reviewed earlier. Thanks for all the information you all provide.

Good report and yet another reason to avoid the Medlock Bridge area.

[Homeo]

Both of these were strike-outs so this is to let other members know.

Went to the Medolck Br. Road / Johns Creek area based on a previous report. There are five parlors within a mile radius. Went to Serenity Massage 1st. Three large unattractive asians sitting around waiting. No wonder they weren't busy. I had to bounce even though there was a special on until the end of the month.

Went to Zen Massage, bounced after the manager showed only one girl, Snow, who dressed like she was all business, no fun. Manager hounded me out the door asking why I wasn't staying. I told her I might be back later.

Went down the road. 100 yards to a no-name massage place with a Yin Yang symbol on the sign. Young girl comes out and she is busy so she can't see me. She is kind of cute and very lean.

Went to April's Massage. KoKo tried to give me a 50 something provider who looked pretty rough. I was about to bounce when she brough a younger provider up, KiKi (Li Yun Shwi). So I stayed. OK massage, no HE, a little roaming allowed. Tried for the HE, but she said Mgr says no, she will lose her job. Says Mgr opens door to check. .6 plus tip.

Went back to No-Name massage another day. Got the girl, Lynn (Soo). This girl is incredibly cautious. Got into the room and see a sheet of paper on the wall with Non Sensual, Non Erotic; Non Sexual printed on it. No roaming, No HE. Decent massage, though. She said she used to be a nurse in China. .6 plus tip.

The other place in the area is L&L massage which I reviewed earlier. Thanks for all the information you all provide.

[Niteluvr]

She never would let me "snatch her up". Laugh!

I didn't get up her snatch either but apparently someone is now. No big loss but kinda do miss those eraser nips she has. One thing I've noticed with a lot of Chinese women is they'll have small areolas but big nipples.

[Jj3000]

That could be true. Nancy told me she didn't know if / when Nina would be coming back. Nina has had a profile on an Asian dating site for quite some time now, so perhaps some fool did snatch her up.

She never would let me "snatch her up". Laugh!

[Niteluvr]

Rumor has it that Nina found a man and moved to South Carolina.

-jj.

That could be true. Nancy told me she didn't know if / when Nina would be coming back. Nina has had a profile on an Asian dating site for quite some time now, so perhaps some fool did snatch her up.

[Jj3000]

Rumor has it that Nina found a man and moved to South Carolina.

-jj.

Remembering a previous post from Nite, I decided to give Star Cuts a call. Got the owner on the phone and made an appointment with Nina.

I arrived and the owner said she is on the way. She sat with me and chatted, seemed to think I had been there before, so I rolled with it. Shortly, to my surprise, in walks Wendy who used to work at Super Scissors. Don't know what happened to Nina today, maybe busy? It had been a long time since I had actually seen Wendy; I think she put on a pound or two. The massage was good, no roaming and standard burnished finish, $50 / hr + tip.

Lastly, good advice worth repeating is that you should not inform providers that you got your info from USASG.

[Niteluvr]

I think that's not true. I was there last week and saw very petite girl name Josephine. Very good english, from California. Was ready to do everything for $200 plus house. I declined.

Also went to VIP on McFarland (other side of 400 from BUJA). They have one old and one fat / short. Picked old one and got crappiest massage ever. I stayed since had paid the house, but no tip. Wouldn't even wash the little chief in shower.

IC

If you were offered FS, then things have loosened up at Buja over what they've been for the last 3 years.

[Indian Chief]

Forgot to mention Buja Spa in Alpharetta. They've hired both Hispanic and American women; however, don't expect more than a HJ there.

I think that's not true. I was there last week and saw very petite girl name Josephine. Very good english, from California. Was ready to do everything for $200 plus house. I declined.

Also went to VIP on McFarland (other side of 400 from BUJA). They have one old and one fat / short. Picked old one and got crappiest massage ever. I stayed since had paid the house, but no tip. Wouldn't even wash the little chief in shower.

IC