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[Nells M All]

So this is your solution, more insults? Does whatever you think I've done wrong deserves more wrong to rectify things? I guess more than ever the saying of judge not least you shall be judged applies.

I get it several people were offended by my post. Ok, I could have been less transparent. At the same time if we always censored ourselves every time we were afraid of offending someone we'd never give much of a review other than accolades or at best vaguers and euphemisms. My intention was never to insult someone rather it was give hobbyists an honest account as well as to help a provider to better her situation. This intention is more than I can say for many of the other responses I've gotten.

I thought our team was supposed to try to help each other get it as cheap as possible. Even free shouldn't we be trying to convince her to do it for $20. If she does $30. Not telling her to do less for more money WTH. WTF. Why would luchi try to get her to charge us more for what many women of her calabre do for free or $20. I also seen her. And even though she is nice and clean. She will never be a escort. I thought the price was fair and so did she. Actully I wasnt impressed enough to repeat for $30.

[B Beall]

http://www.detnews.com/article/20111...ook-up-clients

The Detroit News saw this as an important part of the story:

A client named "Harmonic" gave Escort Vault a poor review three years ago.

"You will find some very overpriced escorts," Harmonic wrote in an Internet review."Some escorts there have very good service and (are) nice looking but most are over priced, fat, ugly, or just give bad service or have a bad attitude."

So at least we know they were attracting real hobbyists.

Do I have to say it again? Some state agency in the hands of the anti-sex brigade gets its nose in the door via "child prostitution": a seventeen-year-old whose parents complained about scorps because their daughter was getting high and turning tricks. And that's because of scorps? The first people to've gone to prison should have been the parents.

Then the locals find that someone somewhere has crossed a state line, and in come the Feds to do what they always do: charge a small-time operator with everything they can think up, because he won't have the resources to fight the G forever and will have to plead out. Success! Helping, once again, to make the world safe for the bigger, organized, real criminals who have the resources to fight. They know this is how it works. Not that I'm suggesting it's one big conspiracy. It's careerism. People at Justice know that sooner or later, or as likely as not, the DOJ, or the FBI, will be run by some Patrick Henry or Liberty University grad whose own stunted sexuality (John Edgar in a housedress, anyone?) will be mightily impressed by cleaning up another global child sex-slave ring.

And who pays for all this? You and me.

[Obama]

So this is your solution, more insults? Does whatever you think I've done wrong deserves more wrong to rectify things? I guess more than ever the saying of judge not least you shall be judged applies.

I get it several people were offended by my post. Ok, I could have been less transparent. At the same time if we always censored ourselves every time we were afraid of offending someone we'd never give much of a review other than accolades or at best vaguers and euphemisms. My intention was never to insult someone rather it was give hobbyists an honest account as well as to help a provider to better her situation. This intention is more than I can say for many of the other responses I've gotten.

Who the hell do you think you are? You come across as a pompous, self centered ass! I thought your report was brutal, overly descriptive, full of uneducated opinions and about 8 paragraphs too long for a $30 blowjob. Luchi, will you be my friend? Can't wait til your next report.

[Ilapp]

http://www.detnews.com/article/20111...ook-up-clients

More troubling news.

On a lighter note; Misogyny for $50, really? Now that's funny though, back to you Alex! I prefer to hit the daily double myself.

[Whatdafuq]

So this is your solution, more insults? Does whatever you think I've done wrong deserves more wrong to rectify things? I guess more than ever the saying of judge not least you shall be judged applies.

I get it several people were offended by my post. Ok, I could have been less transparent. At the same time if we always censored ourselves every time we were afraid of offending someone we'd never give much of a review other than accolades or at best vaguers and euphemisms. My intention was never to insult someone rather it was give hobbyists an honest account as well as to help a provider to better her situation. This intention is more than I can say for many of the other responses I've gotten.

But shut the hell up please, its over, its done, no need to comment anymore.

[Luchi]

Fella the more you write the more convinced people are that you have " More Problems That A Math Book" drop it and move on.

Zallion

So this is your solution, more insults? Does whatever you think I've done wrong deserves more wrong to rectify things? I guess more than ever the saying of judge not least you shall be judged applies.

I get it several people were offended by my post. Ok, I could have been less transparent. At the same time if we always censored ourselves every time we were afraid of offending someone we'd never give much of a review other than accolades or at best vaguers and euphemisms. My intention was never to insult someone rather it was give hobbyists an honest account as well as to help a provider to better her situation. This intention is more than I can say for many of the other responses I've gotten.

[Zallion]

So let me get this straight, unless someone gives totally bad service you cannot say boo about them without getting tons of flack? I did not resort to calling anyone names nor did I use malicious sarcasm. When I wrote peace and blessings I meant it. Somehow I doubt you felt the same when you wrote something similar. It sure is funny how two people can write almost the same exact words but mean something so completely different.

Fella the more you write the more convinced people are that you have " More Problems That A Math Book" drop it and move on.

Zallion

[Luchi]

But we do know what came out of your keyboard. If you didn't intend to come off as a condescending A hole, maybe you need to work on your communication skills.

Oh, by the way, you might want to do a little work on yourself. You know, hit the gym, do something with your hair, a little skin cream maybe. And stay off of the drugs and the booze. I'm sure you understand that I only say these things because I want you to have a good life.

Peace, Love and Understanding

So let me get this straight, unless someone gives totally bad service you cannot say boo about them without getting tons of flack? I did not resort to calling anyone names nor did I use malicious sarcasm. When I wrote peace and blessings I meant it. Somehow I doubt you felt the same when you wrote something similar. It sure is funny how two people can write almost the same exact words but mean something so completely different.

[ParkAvenue]

But we do know what came out of your keyboard. If you didn't intend to come off as a condescending A hole, maybe you need to work on your communication skills.

Oh, by the way, you might want to do a little work on yourself. You know, hit the gym, do something with your hair, a little skin cream maybe. And stay off of the drugs and the booze. I'm sure you understand that I only say these things because I want you to have a good life.

Peace, Love and Understanding

Judgment: Scup wins.

Looking forward to meeting Melissa soon.

[Scup1958]

Feeling a wee bit judgmental today? Do you really know what was in my heart when I wrote that. I wanted to be honest not just for the hobbyists but for Melissa so she can make for herself a better life. IMO Judgmentalism it is one of the hardest "sins" to overcome in this life.

Peace and Blessings :0)

But we do know what came out of your keyboard. If you didn't intend to come off as a condescending A hole, maybe you need to work on your communication skills.

Oh, by the way, you might want to do a little work on yourself. You know, hit the gym, do something with your hair, a little skin cream maybe. And stay off of the drugs and the booze. I'm sure you understand that I only say these things because I want you to have a good life.

Peace, Love and Understanding

[Luchi]

I'll take "Public Displays of Misogyny for $50" Alex.

Feeling a wee bit judgmental today? Do you really know what was in my heart when I wrote that. I wanted to be honest not just for the hobbyists but for Melissa so she can make for herself a better life. IMO Judgmentalism it is one of the hardest "sins" to overcome in this life.

Peace and Blessings :0)

[B Beall]

I'll take "Public Displays of Misogyny for $50" Alex.

[Luchi]

To avoid any legal confusion Leo can assume anything I write on this site is pure fiction for our entertainment only.

With that said I PMed Melissa after reading some interesting reviews. Several things caught my eye, one was that you can still score an escort off of craiglist if your watchful, second was that she does not only BBBJ but BBBJCIM. Lastly this was all for the low low price of only 30 dollars. Wow, I mean come on, where are we, on the streets of Oklahoma City on John TV?

It all seemed almost TGTBT but thought I'd be willing to TOFTT as long as uncle LEO wasn't waiting. The reviews seemed reputable by several well know members so I took a small chance and drove myself up to INDY to see her the next day after she PMed me back her number to text her at. Upon request she sent me a picture and a address and time in which we could meet.

This girl is unlike many other escorts in that see texted me the next day just to make sure I was "cumn" at said time. I didn't want to drive up there and be left hanging so it was reassuring.

The drive up there was not so bad and the hotel easy enough to find. Surprisingly it did not look like a complete and utter dumb. It looked niceish on the outside and had several nice looking cars, though I suspected these might be from drug dealers. There was something shady about the energy of the place. People kept coming in and out of doors, looked very focused on where they were coming and going, and a lot of peeking out the windows at me. I felt a little uneasy but not enough to leave.

I texted her upon getting there and she did not respond at first. This was not her fault as her text got delayed in the system. Upon a second text she gave me her room number. I found it easily and knocked at the door.

The woman from the picture she sent answered the door but see seemed maybe ten years older and a little thinner. On a scale of 10 7 being average I found her a 5. My scale is more strict than some but that's the way I perceived her to be. She was every so slightly over weight, her face slightly weathered, and their were some stretch marks upon her removing her shirt. My guess is she might be around 30.

I truly believe use of a gym, quitting smoking / drugs, using some nutritional lotions, and dressing up / fixing her hair could bring her up to a 7 pretty easy. Then for the same service she could easily command 80 to 120 provided she took her time a bit more time with her clients. I was basically in and out of there in less than 10 minutes (probably about 7).

At any rate after some small chit chat (asked her how many clients she saw in a day but she was elusive about it). I was just curious how many guys came in her mouth in one day. I've got a morbid curiosity at times.

She told me I could put my donation on the dresser and get comfortable on the bed or chair. Undressing I chose the chair. As I was about to put my donation on the table I asked if she would upgrade to swallowing for an extra ten. She was very polite but said she does not do that. Seemed like even more money would have not changed her mind unless it was indecent proposal style.

Choosing the chair I undressed all the way but in hindsight this was not necessary. She took her top off and used a pillow for her knees. It was a nice position for this type of service for a change. She took me in to the hilt at first which was not hard at the point. She did moan but it seemed a bit contrived. I squeezed her pierced nipples which she seemed to react a bit positively to. Her BBBJ was not as fantastic as some have reported but in part I was pent up and as she had mentioned she was aching to cuddle up watch tv and go to bed.

Anyway it did not take long as she didn't she to try and pace with me at all. I held off as long as I could but blew in her mouth pretty quick. She moved to the tip and I thought she was going to spill * party foul :0 (* but she seemed to hang on the end taking a good 5-6 squirts in all. That's impressive as several of the escorts I've been with that do CIM have spilled after 2-3. Believe it or not many more escorts do CIM than you might imagine. Personally in the last two years I've found at least a half dozen that have. 7 including Melissa, and I'm sure others might have as well for the right incentive, but I digress.

In any case Melissa promptly but not rushing to the sink expectorated. Sometimes I wonder about girls that spit. I mean come on, won't you have cum in you mouth substantially longer if you wait to get to the sink rather than simply swallow? But hey that's their choice and I respect that.

Afterwards we dressed and she gave me a warmish hug goodbye and encouraged me to see her again. In many aspects she has all the right business senses but could make a whole lot more with less effort if she spruced herself up more. I really do doubt I will repeat but as has been mentioned before for the price it is an absolutely fantastic deal, especially if you live in Indy and don't have to drive all over God's green creation.

One thing I can say positive about Melissa is that she had a very nice demeanor. I could tell she was a really nice person which really made me want to route for her to do well. I hope she is not caught up in the drug culture or anything like that. I wondered for a moment if she was into meth. Looking at her teeth they did seem a bit bluish but I think that was my imagination.

She did however say she lost her job and had only been doing this a few months now, that she really needs the money and the economy and all that jazz. In any case she needs to work on herself, raise her rates, not blow her money on drugs and cigarettes, and get a good system to avoid LEO as it will only be a matter of time that they'll come around without a thoughtful screening process.

Best of wishes Melissa. Hope you do well.

[B Beall]

That can be done anonymously too I believe

Not commissary, no. Even anonymous money orders are a security threat right up there with newspapers. Return address on those and an envelope they're mailed in, and state I'd to make a donation in person. There's also a phone / credit card system, but I can't speak to it.

You assholes aren't so bad after all.

Let's not get giddy.

[Ilapp]

Well this one certainly sent my mailbox on overload. Won't those who think all of us involved in this are degenerates, misogynists, perverts and worse, be surprised that many are actually generous and caring people. I guess even I am surprised to some degree. I am told that Lacy will not need any commissary for a while now, things flowed in rapidly all of a sudden and specifically for that. For now that concern is taken care of, probably best now to wait and do it a little further down the road since it may arise as an issue again after a while if you were still wanting to help. That can be done anonymously too I believe, I am sure she is grateful to all that helped and may in the future as her plight gets forgotten over time. Her mom has returned home I understand for now at least. More will be known soon, and since, at least in the county I am in I don't think commissary is refundable, and I may be wrong on that point, I would think it prudent to wait and see if and when she may need more. You assholes aren't so bad after all.