Massage Parlor Reports

**VAmongerman** · 10-16-11 09:01

I have been laying low for a while, what with the economy and all, trying non-pros, backpage etc, but once in a while an AMP. And once in a while most recently was on Friday at one of my regular places, almost always a happy experience. Suzee from Houston, probably 40 with manmade but nice, pencils a bit stocky but a sweet woman. Her standout feature is that she really has nice hands. There is something about her hands that when she massages you know you are being massaged. I can't really explain it better, LOL. She was very good at her job. No upsell, a really nice time with a nice woman. Recommended. PMs ok from seniors.

**The Nub** · 10-15-11 00:25

Originally Posted by Galaxyman12 [View Original Post]

I have been seeing ads in BP for 4 seasons. Looks like they are back in business. I have not been by there since the early summer. Does anybody have any intel on them?

G-man

I called a couple of time 2 weeks ago when their ads starting popping up on CL and no one picked up. Called again a few days ago, and same deal, phone rings until it goes to voice mail but I get no answer, yet they have been posting multiple ads daily on CL.

**Serpico99** · 10-14-11 20:49

I decided to dip my toe in the county that loves to call out monger's names in the papers anytime they get caught up in a raid LOL. Place has been around for a while and is a block down from a mall. Think Civil War battles.

Anyway, Rose was my attendant. Nice TS, Nice massage, typical Nova experience while I munched on her and she "nursed" me. She is about late 30's, maybe around 40, about 5'4"/5'5", ok looking, body is ok, B cup (which she "nursed" me with).

Little head took over and I agreed to 100. I think 90 would had been beter. She gave me the full hour and gave a great massage so that is worth at least a 20. Then 70 for activities. Oh well.

Vetted senior can pm me for more info.

**Re Pete** · 10-14-11 10:40

Went Thursday afternoon to the 7635 place in Falls Church whose name keeps on changing. I did not call. Went up and was surprised to find the door open. Mamasan said it was to get some fresh air, but it seemed fine inside. Met Bonnie. A petite lady. Table shower and massage were good. A bit of upsell, though clearly the menu is nowhere near what I was used to in the old days in DC. Overall a good experience, but I'm looking to explore options other than AMPs.

**Yuengling69** · 10-13-11 20:33

Originally Posted by Benefactor9 [View Original Post]

Sure thing, Tony! There is a new AMP in town. It is Benefactor's own Anal Massage Parlor in Falls Church. The facility is in my own backyard and after you pay mamasan the house fee, she straps you down to your very own cedar table and goes to get your masseuse Ben. I hear that Ben is fantastic at the anal massage and is sure to dilate your ringpiece to magnificent geometric shapes.

Seniors PM me for details.

Now that's funny!

**Benefactor9** · 10-13-11 00:01

I went to the see see today, and I bought a pre-owned g g.

Mechanical detailing on the body work, toothy piston strokes, but a fabulous overhaul.

It's good to know this garage still takes care of the old beaters. I'm still on three-quarters tank of gas.

As always, Seniors can PM me for details.

**Volvos40** · 10-12-11 20:05

You guys are killin me.

Originally Posted by Benefactor9 [View Original Post]

Sure thing, Tony! There is a new AMP in town. It is Benefactor's own Anal Massage Parlor in Falls Church. The facility is in my own backyard and after you pay mamasan the house fee, she straps you down to your very own cedar table and goes to get your masseuse Ben. I hear that Ben is fantastic at the anal massage and is sure to dilate your ringpiece to magnificent geometric shapes.

Seniors PM me for details.

**Galaxyman12** · 10-12-11 10:34

Tried calling 4 seasons yesterday morning. No answer. Called over to everyones favorite fruity place near tysons corner. Was told to come over by MMS. Met my provider Pink, fabulous gal. Great personality. Memorable TS and message. Worth ever penny spent.

G-man

**The Speaker** · 10-12-11 10:06

Decided to try this new place off of Sunset Hills (11337). Was greeted by mamason and went to the room. This place was totally brand new, very nice. My massause name was Jenny. Body very nice, defintely works out alot, tan. First went to sauna were they have tv video playing over and over. Not good (waited too long, maybe to reduce actual time. Table shower was nice, good relaxing. Went back to room for a good average massage and for after, upsell wanted too much for very little. Maybe I'll try back later with a different girl maybe better luck.

**Benefactor9** · 10-11-11 21:54

Originally Posted by TonyAsh23 [View Original Post]

What's up Gentlemen. I'm new to this area. New to this website in general. Tried an AMP in Chantilly and it was a horrible and dry experience. I was hoping some people can help me out in finding a nice Parlor w decent looking females. Price is no issue. Just looking for CONSISTENT appointments somewhere reliable.

Sure thing, Tony! There is a new AMP in town. It is Benefactor's own Anal Massage Parlor in Falls Church. The facility is in my own backyard and after you pay mamasan the house fee, she straps you down to your very own cedar table and goes to get your masseuse Ben. I hear that Ben is fantastic at the anal massage and is sure to dilate your ringpiece to magnificent geometric shapes.

Seniors PM me for details.

**Titleist4** · 10-11-11 20:29

Originally Posted by TonyAsh23 [View Original Post]

What's up Gentlemen. I'm new to this area. New to this website in general. Tried an AMP in Chantilly and it was a horrible and dry experience. I was hoping some people can help me out in finding a nice Parlor w decent looking females. Price is no issue. Just looking for CONSISTENT appointments somewhere reliable.

Thanks

Really? Dude, get a clue. This is how it works around here.

RTFF.

Go out and play.

Report on your new friends.

Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

Then, after you have some credibility, you may make inquiries.

Until then, every question will meet with a response equivalent to "Shut up and color."

**TonyAsh23** · 10-11-11 17:06

What's up Gentlemen. I'm new to this area. New to this website in general. Tried an AMP in Chantilly and it was a horrible and dry experience. I was hoping some people can help me out in finding a nice Parlor w decent looking females. Price is no issue. Just looking for CONSISTENT appointments somewhere reliable.

Thanks

**Mustang946** · 10-11-11 12:56

I was out and about during the government holiday yesterday and completed my errands early. I called my go-to location and asked if my favorite was in and available. Yes, she was in and available. I have not seen her for months as our schedules did not match up until yesterday. Although it was a government holiday, all or most of the businesses in this mostly medical park were open. This business and therapist are well known to those of you who are regulars on this board. After an enthusiastic greeting, it was off to the TS. The water was hot (so was she) and the usual great cleansing began. She took the time to use a pumice stone to remove the dead skin on the bottom of my feet and also trimmed the nails. She asked and I accepted a shampoo. I usually don't do this but the more she touches me, the more I like it. Back in the room, we spent a lot of time catching up. She remembered details that I had told her a long time ago. It was another great session with her both massage and personality wise. Since she has expanded her availability, I will be likely be able to see her more often.

**Pilot Aviator** · 10-10-11 16:58

A few days ago I unexpectedly finished my work for the day about 3 hours sooner than expected, and since I had to cancel my usual appointment earlier in the week (due to work) , I called MMS and was able to book a convenient appointment. The cars in the parking lot told me there were likely other customers, but within a few minutes of my arrival, I was the only client in the place.

MMS laughed lightly when I called ealier in the week, sounded sad when I had to cancel, and smiled when I arrived. And then chastized me because it had been at least three weeks since I had visited (too much work. But I called each time to cancel my appointment. I think if any business provides the courtesy of an appointment, we owe them to courtesy to cancel if we can't keep an appointment)

All the rooms at this SPA are nice. The one this day is smaller than some, but still nice. The TS is one of the top two I've every seen.

As always, everything clean, fresh linen, etc.

A good TS, a great massage.

I was very happy for my visit today. I even credit MMS for arranging the weather to be more like a spring day in May than that of cool October!

I am glad to be their customer. I think they are happy to have my custom.

This visit was superb. Will repeat. And as usual, I hope to be remembered always for being nice to the ladies.

PA

**Galaxyman12** · 10-10-11 13:18

I have been seeing ads in BP for 4 seasons. Looks like they are back in business. I have not been by there since the early summer. Does anybody have any intel on them?

G-man